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[Illustration: FRANKLIN ARMS]

[Illustration: FRANKLIN SEAL]

[Illustration: Franklin at the Court of Louis XVI

"He was therefore, feasted and invited to all the court

parties. At these he sometimes met the old Duchess of

Bourbon, who, being a chess player of about his force,

they very generally played together. Happening once to

put her king into prize, the Doctor took it. 'Ah,' says

she, 'we do not take kings so.' 'We do in America,' said

the Doctor."--Thomas Jefferson.]

AUTOBIOGRAPHY

OF

BENJAMIN

FRANKLIN

WITH ILLUSTRATIONS

_by_

E. BOYD SMITH

EDITED

_by_

FRANK WOODWORTH PINE

[Illustration: Printers Mark]

_New York_

HENRY HOLT AND COMPANY

1916

Copyright, 1916,

BY

HENRY HOLT AND COMPANY

June, 1922

THE QUINN & BODEN CO. PRESS

RAHWAY, N. J.

CONTENTS

PAGE

Introduction vii

The Autobiography

I. Ancestry and Early Life in Boston 3

II. Beginning Life as a Printer 21

III. Arrival in Philadelphia 41

IV. First Visit to Boston 55

V. Early Friends in Philadelphia 69

VI. First Visit to London 77

VII. Beginning Business in Philadelphia 99

VIII. Business Success and First Public Service 126

IX. Plan for Attaining Moral Perfection 146

X. _Poor Richard's Almanac_ and Other Activities 169

XI. Interest in Public Affairs 188

XII. Defense of the Province 201

XIII. Public Services and Duties 217

XIV. Albany Plan of Union 241

XV. Quarrels with the Proprietary Governors 246

XVI. Braddock's Expedition 253

XVII. Franklin's Defense of the Frontier 274

XVIII. Scientific Experiments 289

XIX. Agent of Pennsylvania in London 296

Appendix

Electrical Kite 327

The Way to Wealth 331

The Whistle 336

A Letter to Samuel Mather 34O

Bibliography 343

ILLUSTRATIONS

Franklin at the Court of Louis XVI _Frontispiece_

"He was therefore, feasted and invited to all the court

parties. At these he sometimes met the old Duchess of

Bourbon, who, being a chess player of about his force,

they very generally played together. Happening once to

put her king into prize, the Doctor took it. 'Ah,' says

she, 'we do not take kings so.' 'We do in America,'

said the Doctor."--Thomas Jefferson.

PAGE

Portrait of Franklin vii

Pages 1 and 4 of _The Pennsylvania Gazette_, Number

XL, the first number after Franklin took control xxi

First page of _The New England Courant_ of December

4-11, 1721 33

"I was employed to carry the papers thro' the streets

to the customers" 36

"She, standing at the door, saw me, and thought I

made, as I certainly did, a most awkward, ridiculous

appearance" 48

"I took to working at press" 88

"I see him still at work when I go home from club" 120

Two pages from _Poor Richard's Almanac_ for 1736 171

"I regularly took my turn of duty there as a common

soldier" 204

"In the evening, hearing a great noise among them,

the commissioners walk'd out to see what was the

matter" 224

"Our axes ... were immediately set to work to

cut down trees" 278

"We now appeared very wide, and so far from each

other in our opinions as to discourage all hope

of agreement" 318

"You will find it stream out plentifully from the key

on the approach of your knuckle" 328

Father Abraham in his study 330

The end papers show, at the front, the Franklin arms and

the Franklin seal; at the back, the medal given by the

Boston public schools from the fund left by Franklin for

that purpose as provided in the following extract from his

will:

"I was born in Boston, New England, and owe my first

instructions in literature to the free grammar-schools

established there. I therefore give one hundred pounds

sterling to my executors, to be by them ... paid over to

the managers or directors of the free schools in my native

town of Boston, to be by them ... put out to interest, and

so continued at interest forever, which interest annually

shall be laid out in silver medals, and given as honorary

rewards annually by the directors of the said free schools

belonging to the said town, in such manner as to the

discretion of the selectmen of the said town shall seem

meet."

[Illustration: B. Franklin From an engraving by J. Thomson from the

original picture by J. A. Duplessis]

[Illustration: B. Franklin's signature]

INTRODUCTION

We Americans devour eagerly any piece of writing that purports to tell

us the secret of success in life; yet how often we are disappointed to

find nothing but commonplace statements, or receipts that we know by

heart but never follow. Most of the life stories of our famous and

successful men fail to inspire because they lack the human element

that makes the record real and brings the story within our grasp.

While we are searching far and near for some Aladdin's Lamp to give

coveted fortune, there is ready at our hand if we will only reach out

and take it, like the charm in Milton's _Comus_,

"Unknown, and like esteemed, and the dull swain

Treads on it daily with his clouted shoon;"

the interesting, human, and vividly told story of one of the wisest

and most useful lives in our own history, and perhaps in any history.

In Franklin's _Autobiography_ is offered not so much a ready-made

formula for success, as the companionship of a real flesh and blood

man of extraordinary mind and quality, whose daily walk and

conversation will help us to meet our own difficulties, much as does

the example of a wise and strong friend. While we are fascinated by

the story, we absorb the human experience through which a strong and

helpful character is building.

The thing that makes Franklin's _Autobiography_ different from every

other life story of a great and successful man is just this human

aspect of the account. Franklin told the story of his life, as he

himself says, for the benefit of his posterity. He wanted to help them

by the relation of his own rise from obscurity and poverty to eminence

and wealth. He is not unmindful of the importance of his public

services and their recognition, yet his accounts of these achievements

are given only as a part of the story, and the vanity displayed is

incidental and in keeping with the honesty of the recital. There is

nothing of the impossible in the method and practice of Franklin as he

sets them forth. The youth who reads the fascinating story is

astonished to find that Franklin in his early years struggled with the

same everyday passions and difficulties that he himself experiences,

and he loses the sense of discouragement that comes from a

realization of his own shortcomings and inability to attain.

There are other reasons why the _Autobiography_ should be an intimate

friend of American young people. Here they may establish a close

relationship with one of the foremost Americans as well as one of the

wisest men of his age.

The life of Benjamin Franklin is of importance to every American

primarily because of the part he played in securing the independence

of the United States and in establishing it as a nation. Franklin

shares with Washington the honors of the Revolution, and of the events

leading to the birth of the new nation. While Washington was the

animating spirit of the struggle in the colonies, Franklin was its

ablest champion abroad. To Franklin's cogent reasoning and keen

satire, we owe the clear and forcible presentation of the American

case in England and France; while to his personality and diplomacy as

well as to his facile pen, we are indebted for the foreign alliance

and the funds without which Washington's work must have failed. His

patience, fortitude, and practical wisdom, coupled with

self-sacrificing devotion to the cause of his country, are hardly less

noticeable than similar qualities displayed by Washington. In fact,

Franklin as a public man was much like Washington, especially in the

entire disinterestedness of his public service.

Franklin is also interesting to us because by his life and teachings

he has done more than any other American to advance the material

prosperity of his countrymen. It is said that his widely and

faithfully read maxims made Philadelphia and Pennsylvania wealthy,

while Poor Richard's pithy sayings, translated into many languages,

have had a world-wide influence.

Franklin is a good type of our American manhood. Although not the

wealthiest or the most powerful, he is undoubtedly, in the versatility

of his genius and achievements, the greatest of our self-made men. The

simple yet graphic story in the _Autobiography_ of his steady rise

from humble boyhood in a tallow-chandler shop, by industry, economy,

and perseverance in self-improvement, to eminence, is the most

remarkable of all the remarkable histories of our self-made men. It is

in itself a wonderful illustration of the results possible to be

attained in a land of unequaled opportunity by following Franklin's

maxims.

Franklin's fame, however, was not confined to his own country.

Although he lived in a century notable for the rapid evolution of

scientific and political thought and activity, yet no less a keen

judge and critic than Lord Jeffrey, the famous editor of the

_Edinburgh Review_, a century ago said that "in one point of view

the name of Franklin must be considered as standing higher than any of

the others which illustrated the eighteenth century. Distinguished as

a statesman, he was equally great as a philosopher, thus uniting in

himself a rare degree of excellence in both these pursuits, to excel

in either of which is deemed the highest praise."

Franklin has indeed been aptly called "many-sided." He was eminent in

science and public service, in diplomacy and in literature. He was the

Edison of his day, turning his scientific discoveries to the benefit

of his fellow-men. He perceived the identity of lightning and

electricity and set up the lightning rod. He invented the Franklin

stove, still widely used, and refused to patent it. He possessed a

masterly shrewdness in business and practical affairs. Carlyle called

him the father of all the Yankees. He founded a fire company, assisted

in founding a hospital, and improved the cleaning and lighting of

streets. He developed journalism, established the American

Philosophical Society, the public library in Philadelphia, and the

University of Pennsylvania. He organized a postal system for the

colonies, which was the basis of the present United States Post

Office. Bancroft, the eminent historian, called him "the greatest

diplomatist of his century." He perfected the Albany Plan of Union for

the colonies. He is the only statesman who signed the Declaration of

Independence, the Treaty of Alliance with France, the Treaty of Peace

with England, and the Constitution. As a writer, he has produced, in

his _Autobiography_ and in _Poor Richard's Almanac_, two works that

are not surpassed by similar writing. He received honorary degrees

from Harvard and Yale, from Oxford and St. Andrews, and was made a

fellow of the Royal Society, which awarded him the Copley gold medal

for improving natural knowledge. He was one of the eight foreign

associates of the French Academy of Science.

The careful study of the _Autobiography_ is also valuable because of

the style in which it is written. If Robert Louis Stevenson is right

in believing that his remarkable style was acquired by imitation then

the youth who would gain the power to express his ideas clearly,

forcibly, and interestingly cannot do better than to study Franklin's

method. Franklin's fame in the scientific world was due almost as much

to his modest, simple, and sincere manner of presenting his

discoveries and to the precision and clearness of the style in which

he described his experiments, as to the results he was able to

announce. Sir Humphry Davy, the celebrated English chemist, himself an

excellent literary critic as well as a great scientist, said: "A

singular felicity guided all Franklin's researches, and by very small

means he established very grand truths. The style and manner of his

publication on electricity are almost as worthy of admiration as the

doctrine it contains."

Franklin's place in literature is hard to determine because he was not

primarily a literary man. His aim in his writings as in his life work

was to be helpful to his fellow-men. For him writing was never an end

in itself, but always a means to an end. Yet his success as a

scientist, a statesman, and a diplomat, as well as socially, was in no

little part due to his ability as a writer. "His letters charmed all,

and made his correspondence eagerly sought. His political arguments

were the joy of his party and the dread of his opponents. His

scientific discoveries were explained in language at once so simple

and so clear that plow-boy and exquisite could follow his thought or

his experiment to its conclusion."[1]

[1] _The Many-Sided Franklin._ Paul L. Ford.

As far as American literature is concerned, Franklin has no

contemporaries. Before the _Autobiography_ only one literary work of

importance had been produced in this country--Cotton Mather's

_Magnalia_, a church history of New England in a ponderous, stiff

style. Franklin was the first American author to gain a wide and

permanent reputation in Europe. The _Autobiography_, _Poor Richard_,

_Father Abraham's Speech_ or _The Way to Wealth_, as well as some of

the _Bagatelles_, are as widely known abroad as any American writings.

Franklin must also be classed as the first American humorist.

English literature of the eighteenth century was characterized by the

development of prose. Periodical literature reached its perfection

early in the century in _The Tatler_ and _The Spectator_ of Addison

and Steele. Pamphleteers flourished throughout the period. The

homelier prose of Bunyan and Defoe gradually gave place to the more

elegant and artificial language of Samuel Johnson, who set the

standard for prose writing from 1745 onward. This century saw the

beginnings of the modern novel, in Fielding's _Tom Jones_,

Richardson's _Clarissa Harlowe_, Sterne's _Tristram Shandy_, and

Goldsmith's _Vicar of Wakefield_. Gibbon wrote _The Decline and Fall

of the Roman Empire_, Hume his _History of England_, and Adam Smith

the _Wealth of Nations_.

In the simplicity and vigor of his style Franklin more nearly

resembles the earlier group of writers. In his first essays he was not

an inferior imitator of Addison. In his numerous parables, moral

allegories, and apologues he showed Bunyan's influence. But Franklin

was essentially a journalist. In his swift, terse style, he is most

like Defoe, who was the first great English journalist and master of

the newspaper narrative. The style of both writers is marked by

homely, vigorous expression, satire, burlesque, repartee. Here the

comparison must end. Defoe and his contemporaries were authors. Their

vocation was writing and their success rests on the imaginative or

creative power they displayed. To authorship Franklin laid no claim.

He wrote no work of the imagination. He developed only incidentally a

style in many respects as remarkable as that of his English

contemporaries. He wrote the best autobiography in existence, one of

the most widely known collections of maxims, and an unsurpassed series

of political and social satires, because he was a man of unusual scope

of power and usefulness, who knew how to tell his fellow-men the

secrets of that power and that usefulness.

The Story of the Autobiography

The account of how Franklin's _Autobiography_ came to be written and

of the adventures of the original manuscript forms in itself an

interesting story. The _Autobiography_ is Franklin's longest work,

and yet it is only a fragment. The first part, written as a letter to

his son, William Franklin, was not intended for publication; and the

composition is more informal and the narrative more personal than in

the second part, from 1730 on, which was written with a view to

publication. The entire manuscript shows little evidence of revision.

In fact, the expression is so homely and natural that his grandson,

William Temple Franklin, in editing the work changed some of the

phrases because he thought them inelegant and vulgar.

Franklin began the story of his life while on a visit to his friend,

Bishop Shipley, at Twyford, in Hampshire, southern England, in 1771.

He took the manuscript, completed to 1731, with him when he returned

to Philadelphia in 1775. It was left there with his other papers when

he went to France in the following year, and disappeared during the

confusion incident to the Revolution. Twenty-three pages of closely

written manuscript fell into the hands of Abel James, an old friend,

who sent a copy to Franklin at Passy, near Paris, urging him to

complete the story. Franklin took up the work at Passy in 1784 and

carried the narrative forward a few months. He changed the plan to

meet his new purpose of writing to benefit the young reader. His work

was soon interrupted and was not resumed until 1788, when he was at

home in Philadelphia. He was now old, infirm, and suffering, and was

still engaged in public service. Under these discouraging conditions

the work progressed slowly. It finally stopped when the narrative

reached the year 1757. Copies of the manuscript were sent to friends

of Franklin in England and France, among others to Monsieur Le

Veillard at Paris.

The first edition of the _Autobiography_ was published in French at

Paris in 1791. It was clumsily and carelessly translated, and was

imperfect and unfinished. Where the translator got the manuscript is

not known. Le Veillard disclaimed any knowledge of the publication.

From this faulty French edition many others were printed, some in

Germany, two in England, and another in France, so great was the

demand for the work.

In the meantime the original manuscript of the _Autobiography_ had

started on a varied and adventurous career. It was left by Franklin

with his other works to his grandson, William Temple Franklin, whom

Franklin designated as his literary executor. When Temple Franklin

came to publish his grandfather's works in 1817, he sent the original

manuscript of the _Autobiography_ to the daughter of Le Veillard in

exchange for her father's copy, probably thinking the clearer

transcript would make better printer's copy. The original manuscript

thus found its way to the Le Veillard family and connections, where it

remained until sold in 1867 to Mr. John Bigelow, United States

Minister to France. By him it was later sold to Mr. E. Dwight Church

of New York, and passed with the rest of Mr. Church's library into the

possession of Mr. Henry E. Huntington. The original manuscript of

Franklin's _Autobiography_ now rests in the vault in Mr. Huntington's

residence at Fifth Avenue and Fifty-seventh Street, New York City.

When Mr. Bigelow came to examine his purchase, he was astonished to

find that what people had been reading for years as the authentic

_Life of Benjamin Franklin by Himself_, was only a garbled and

incomplete version of the real _Autobiography_. Temple Franklin had

taken unwarranted liberties with the original. Mr. Bigelow says he

found more than twelve hundred changes in the text. In 1868,

therefore, Mr. Bigelow published the standard edition of Franklin's

_Autobiography_. It corrected errors in the previous editions and was

the first English edition to contain the short fourth part,

comprising the last few pages of the manuscript, written during the

last year of Franklin's life. Mr. Bigelow republished the

_Autobiography_, with additional interesting matter, in three volumes

in 1875, in 1905, and in 1910. The text in this volume is that of Mr.

Bigelow's editions.[2]

[2] For the division into chapters and the chapter

titles, however, the present editor is responsible.

The _Autobiography_ has been reprinted in the United States many

scores of times and translated into all the languages of Europe. It

has never lost its popularity and is still in constant demand at

circulating libraries. The reason for this popularity is not far to

seek. For in this work Franklin told in a remarkable manner the story

of a remarkable life. He displayed hard common sense and a practical

knowledge of the art of living. He selected and arranged his material,

perhaps unconsciously, with the unerring instinct of the journalist

for the best effects. His success is not a little due to his plain,

clear, vigorous English. He used short sentences and words, homely

expressions, apt illustrations, and pointed allusions. Franklin had a

most interesting, varied, and unusual life. He was one of the greatest

conversationalists of his time.

His book is the record of that unusual life told in Franklin's own

unexcelled conversational style. It is said that the best parts of

Boswell's famous biography of Samuel Johnson are those parts where

Boswell permits Johnson to tell his own story. In the _Autobiography_

a no less remarkable man and talker than Samuel Johnson is telling his

own story throughout.

F. W. P.

The Gilman Country School,

Baltimore, September, 1916.

[Illustration: Pages 1 and 4 of The Pennsylvania Gazette, the first

number after Franklin took control. Reduced nearly one-half.

Reproduced from a copy at the New York Public Library.]

[Transcriber's note: Transcription of these pages are given at the end

of the text.]

AUTOBIOGRAPHY

OF

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

I

ANCESTRY AND EARLY YOUTH IN

BOSTON

Twyford,[3] _at the Bishop of St. Asaph's_, 1771.

Dear son: I have ever had pleasure in obtaining any little anecdotes

of my ancestors. You may remember the inquiries I made among the

remains of my relations when you were with me in England, and the

journey I undertook for that purpose. Imagining it may be equally

agreeable to you to know the circumstances of my life, many of which

you are yet unacquainted with, and expecting the enjoyment of a week's

uninterrupted leisure in my present country retirement, I sit down to

write them for you. To which I have besides some other inducements.

Having emerged from the poverty and obscurity in which I was born and

bred, to a state of affluence and some degree of reputation in the

world, and having gone so far through life with a considerable share

of felicity, the conducing means I made use of, which with the

blessing of God so well succeeded, my posterity may like to know, as

they may find some of them suitable to their own situations, and

therefore fit to be imitated.

[3] A small village not far from Winchester in

Hampshire, southern England. Here was the country seat

of the Bishop of St. Asaph, Dr. Jonathan Shipley, the

"good Bishop," as Dr. Franklin used to style him. Their

relations were intimate and confidential. In his pulpit,

and in the House of Lords, as well as in society, the

bishop always opposed the harsh measures of the Crown

toward the Colonies.--Bigelow.

That felicity, when I reflected on it, has induced me sometimes to

say, that were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to

a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the

advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of

the first. So I might, besides correcting the faults, change some

sinister accidents and events of it for others more favourable. But

though this were denied, I should still accept the offer. Since such a

repetition is not to be expected, the next thing most like living

one's life over again seems to be a recollection of that life, and to

make that recollection as durable as possible by putting it down in

writing.

Hereby, too, I shall indulge the inclination so natural in old men, to

be talking of themselves and their own past actions; and I shall

indulge it without being tiresome to others, who, through respect to

age, might conceive themselves obliged to give me a hearing, since

this may be read or not as anyone pleases. And, lastly (I may as well

confess it, since my denial of it will be believed by nobody), perhaps

I shall a good deal gratify my own _vanity_.[4] Indeed, I scarce ever

heard or saw the introductory words, "_Without vanity I may say_,"

etc., but some vain thing immediately followed. Most people dislike

vanity in others, whatever share they have of it themselves; but I

give it fair quarter wherever I meet with it, being persuaded that it

is often productive of good to the possessor, and to others that are

within his sphere of action; and therefore, in many cases, it would

not be altogether absurd if a man were to thank God for his vanity

among the other comforts of life.

[4] In this connection Woodrow Wilson says, "And yet the

surprising and delightful thing about this book (the

_Autobiography_) is that, take it all in all, it has not

the low tone of conceit, but is a staunch man's sober

and unaffected assessment of himself and the

circumstances of his career."

Gibbon and Hume, the great British historians, who were

contemporaries of Franklin, express in their

autobiographies the same feeling about the propriety of

just self-praise.

And now I speak of thanking God, I desire with all humility to

acknowledge that I owe the mentioned happiness of my past life to His

kind providence, which lead me to the means I used and gave them

success. My belief of this induces me to _hope_, though I must not

_presume_, that the same goodness will still be exercised toward me,

in continuing that happiness, or enabling me to bear a fatal reverse,

which I may experience as others have done; the complexion of my

future fortune being known to Him only in whose power it is to bless

to us even our afflictions.

The notes one of my uncles (who had the same kind of curiosity in

collecting family anecdotes) once put into my hands, furnished me with

several particulars relating to our ancestors. From these notes I

learned that the family had lived in the same village, Ecton, in

Northamptonshire,[5] for three hundred years, and how much longer he

knew not (perhaps from the time when the name of Franklin, that before

was the name of an order of people,[6] was assumed by them as a

surname when others took surnames all over the kingdom), on a freehold

of about thirty acres, aided by the smith's business, which had

continued in the family till his time, the eldest son being always

bred to that business; a custom which he and my father followed as to

their eldest sons. When I searched the registers at Ecton, I found an

account of their births, marriages and burials from the year 1555

only, there being no registers kept in that parish at any time

preceding. By that register I perceived that I was the youngest son of

the youngest son for five generations back. My grandfather Thomas, who

was born in 1598, lived at Ecton till he grew too old to follow

business longer, when he went to live with his son John, a dyer at

Banbury, in Oxfordshire, with whom my father served an apprenticeship.

There my grandfather died and lies buried. We saw his gravestone in

1758. His eldest son Thomas lived in the house at Ecton, and left it

with the land to his only child, a daughter, who, with her husband,

one Fisher, of Wellingborough, sold it to Mr. Isted, now lord of the

manor there. My grandfather had four sons that grew up, viz.: Thomas,

John, Benjamin and Josiah. I will give you what account I can of them

at this distance from my papers, and if these are not lost in my

absence, you will among them find many more particulars.

[5] See _Introduction_.

[6] A small landowner.

Thomas was bred a smith under his father; but, being ingenious, and

encouraged in learning (as all my brothers were) by an Esquire Palmer,

then the principal gentleman in that parish, he qualified himself for

the business of scrivener; became a considerable man in the county;

was a chief mover of all public-spirited undertakings for the county

or town of Northampton, and his own village, of which many instances

were related of him; and much taken notice of and patronized by the

then Lord Halifax. He died in 1702, January 6, old style,[7] just four

years to a day before I was born. The account we received of his life

and character from some old people at Ecton, I remember, struck you as

something extraordinary, from its similarity to what you knew of mine.

"Had he died on the same day," you said, "one might have supposed a

transmigration."

[7] January 17, new style. This change in the calendar

was made in 1582 by Pope Gregory XIII, and adopted in

England in 1752. Every year whose number in the common

reckoning since Christ is not divisible by 4, as well as

every year whose number is divisible by 100 but not by

400, shall have 365 days, and all other years shall have

366 days. In the eighteenth century there was a

difference of eleven days between the old and the new

style of reckoning, which the English Parliament

canceled by making the 3rd of September, 1752, the 14th.

The Julian calendar, or "old style," is still retained

in Russia and Greece, whose dates consequently are now

13 days behind those of other Christian countries.

John was bred a dyer, I believe of woollens, Benjamin was bred a silk

dyer, serving an apprenticeship at London. He was an ingenious man. I

remember him well, for when I was a boy he came over to my father in

Boston, and lived in the house with us some years. He lived to a

great age. His grandson, Samuel Franklin, now lives in Boston. He left

behind him two quarto volumes, MS., of his own poetry, consisting of

little occasional pieces addressed to his friends and relations, of

which the following, sent to me, is a specimen.[8] He had formed a

short-hand of his own, which he taught me, but, never practising it, I

have now forgot it. I was named after this uncle, there being a

particular affection between him and my father. He was very pious, a

great attender of sermons of the best preachers, which he took down in

his short-hand, and had with him many volumes of them. He was also

much of a politician; too much, perhaps, for his station. There fell

lately into my hands, in London, a collection he had made of all the

principal pamphlets relating to public affairs, from 1641 to 1717;

many of the volumes are wanting as appears by the numbering, but

there still remain eight volumes in folio, and twenty-four in quarto

and in octavo. A dealer in old books met with them, and knowing me by

my sometimes buying of him, he brought them to me. It seems my uncle

must have left them here when he went to America, which was about

fifty years since. There are many of his notes in the margins.

[8] The specimen is not in the manuscript of the

_Autobiography_.

This obscure family of ours was early in the Reformation, and

continued Protestants through the reign of Queen Mary, when they were

sometimes in danger of trouble on account of their zeal against

popery. They had got an English Bible, and to conceal and secure it,

it was fastened open with tapes under and within the cover of a

joint-stool. When my great-great-grandfather read it to his family, he

turned up the joint-stool upon his knees, turning over the leaves then

under the tapes. One of the children stood at the door to give notice

if he saw the apparitor coming, who was an officer of the spiritual

court. In that case the stool was turned down again upon its feet,

when the Bible remained concealed under it as before. This anecdote I

had from my uncle Benjamin. The family continued all of the Church of

England till about the end of Charles the Second's reign, when some of

the ministers that had been outed for non-conformity, holding

conventicles[9] in Northamptonshire, Benjamin and Josiah adhered to

them, and so continued all their lives: the rest of the family

remained with the Episcopal Church.

[9] Secret gatherings of dissenters from the established

Church.

[Illustration: Birthplace of Franklin. Milk Street, Boston.]

Josiah, my father, married young, and carried his wife with three

children into New England, about 1682. The conventicles having been

forbidden by law, and frequently disturbed, induced some considerable

men of his acquaintance to remove to that country, and he was

prevailed with to accompany them thither, where they expected to enjoy

their mode of religion with freedom. By the same wife he had four

children more born there, and by a second wife ten more, in all

seventeen; of which I remember thirteen sitting at one time at his

table, who all grew up to be men and women, and married; I was the

youngest son, and the youngest child but two, and was born in Boston,

New England.[10] My mother, the second wife, was Abiah Folger,

daughter of Peter Folger, one of the first settlers of New England, of

whom honorable mention is made by Cotton Mather,[11] in his church

history of that country, entitled _Magnalia Christi Americana_, as "_a

godly, learned Englishman_," if I remember the words rightly. I have

heard that he wrote sundry small occasional pieces, but only one of

them was printed, which I saw now many years since. It was written in

1675, in the home-spun verse of that time and people, and addressed to

those then concerned in the government there. It was in favour of

liberty of conscience, and in behalf of the Baptists, Quakers, and

other sectaries that had been under persecution, ascribing the Indian

wars, and other distresses that had befallen the country, to that

persecution, as so many judgments of God to punish so heinous an

offense, and exhorting a repeal of those uncharitable laws. The whole

appeared to me as written with a good deal of decent plainness and

manly freedom. The six concluding lines I remember, though I have

forgotten the two first of the stanza; but the purport of them was,

that his censures proceeded from good-will, and, therefore, he would

be known to be the author.

"Because to be a libeller (says he)

I hate it with my heart;

From Sherburne town,[12] where now I dwell

My name I do put here;

Without offense your real friend,

It is Peter Folgier."

[10] Franklin was born on Sunday, January 6, old style,

1706, in a house on Milk Street, opposite the Old South

Meeting House, where he was baptized on the day of his

birth, during a snowstorm. The house where he was born

was burned in 1810.--Griffin.

[11] Cotton Mather (1663-1728), clergyman, author, and

scholar. Pastor of the North Church, Boston. He took an

active part in the persecution of witchcraft.

[12] Nantucket.

My elder brothers were all put apprentices to different trades. I was

put to the grammar-school at eight years of age, my father intending

to devote me, as the tithe[13] of his sons, to the service of the

Church. My early readiness in learning to read (which must have been

very early, as I do not remember when I could not read), and the

opinion of all his friends, that I should certainly make a good

scholar, encouraged him in this purpose of his. My uncle Benjamin,

too, approved of it, and proposed to give me all his short-hand

volumes of sermons, I suppose as a stock to set up with, if I would

learn his character.[14] I continued, however, at the grammar-school

not quite one year, though in that time I had risen gradually from the

middle of the class of that year to be the head of it, and farther was

removed into the next class above it, in order to go with that into

the third at the end of the year. But my father, in the meantime, from

a view of the expense of a college education, which having so large a

family he could not well afford, and the mean living many so educated

were afterwards able to obtain--reasons that he gave to his friends in

my hearing--altered his first intention, took me from the

grammar-school, and sent me to a school for writing and arithmetic,

kept by a then famous man, Mr. George Brownell, very successful in

his profession generally, and that by mild, encouraging methods. Under

him I acquired fair writing pretty soon, but I failed in the

arithmetic, and made no progress in it. At ten years old I was taken

home to assist my father in his business, which was that of a

tallow-chandler and sope-boiler; a business he was not bred to, but

had assumed on his arrival in New England, and on finding his dyeing

trade would not maintain his family, being in little request.

Accordingly, I was employed in cutting wick for the candles, filling

the dipping mould and the moulds for cast candles, attending the shop,

going of errands, etc.

[13] Tenth.

[14] System of short-hand.

I disliked the trade, and had a strong inclination for the sea, but my

father declared against it; however, living near the water, I was much

in and about it, learnt early to swim well, and to manage boats; and

when in a boat or canoe with other boys, I was commonly allowed to

govern, especially in any case of difficulty; and upon other occasions

I was generally a leader among the boys, and sometimes led them into

scrapes, of which I will mention one instance, as it shows an early

projecting public spirit, tho' not then justly conducted.

There was a salt-marsh that bounded part of the mill-pond, on the edge

of which, at high water, we used to stand to fish for minnows. By much

trampling, we had made it a mere quagmire. My proposal was to build a

wharf there fit for us to stand upon, and I showed my comrades a large

heap of stones, which were intended for a new house near the marsh,

and which would very well suit our purpose. Accordingly, in the

evening, when the workmen were gone, I assembled a number of my

playfellows, and working with them diligently like so many emmets,

sometimes two or three to a stone, we brought them all away and built

our little wharf. The next morning the workmen were surprised at

missing the stones, which were found in our wharf. Inquiry was made

after the removers; we were discovered and complained of; several of

us were corrected by our fathers; and, though I pleaded the usefulness

of the work, mine convinced me that nothing was useful which was not

honest.

I think you may like to know something of his person and character. He

had an excellent constitution of body, was of middle stature, but well

set, and very strong; he was ingenious, could draw prettily, was

skilled a little in music, and had a clear, pleasing voice, so that

when he played psalm tunes on his violin and sung withal, as he

sometimes did in an evening after the business of the day was over, it

was extremely agreeable to hear. He had a mechanical genius too, and,

on occasion, was very handy in the use of other tradesmen's tools; but

his great excellence lay in a sound understanding and solid judgment

in prudential matters, both in private and publick affairs. In the

latter, indeed, he was never employed, the numerous family he had to

educate and the straitness of his circumstances keeping him close to

his trade; but I remember well his being frequently visited by leading

people, who consulted him for his opinion in affairs of the town or of

the church he belonged to, and showed a good deal of respect for his

judgment and advice: he was also much consulted by private persons

about their affairs when any difficulty occurred, and frequently

chosen an arbitrator between contending parties. At his table he liked

to have, as often as he could, some sensible friend or neighbor to

converse with, and always took care to start some ingenious or useful

topic for discourse, which might tend to improve the minds of his

children. By this means he turned our attention to what was good,

just, and prudent in the conduct of life; and little or no notice was

ever taken of what related to the victuals on the table, whether it

was well or ill dressed, in or out of season, of good or bad flavor,

preferable or inferior to this or that other thing of the kind, so

that I was bro't up in such a perfect inattention to those matters as

to be quite indifferent what kind of food was set before me, and so

unobservant of it, that to this day if I am asked I can scarce tell a

few hours after dinner what I dined upon. This has been a convenience

to me in traveling, where my companions have been sometimes very

unhappy for want of a suitable gratification of their more delicate,

because better instructed, tastes and appetites.

My mother had likewise an excellent constitution: she suckled all her

ten children. I never knew either my father or mother to have any

sickness but that of which they dy'd, he at 89, and she at 85 years of

age. They lie buried together at Boston, where I some years since

placed a marble over their grave,[15] with this inscription:

Josiah Franklin,

and

Abiah his wife,

lie here interred.

They lived lovingly together in wedlock

fifty-five years.

Without an estate, or any gainful employment,

By constant labor and industry,

with God's blessing,

They maintained a large family

comfortably,

and brought up thirteen children

and seven grandchildren

reputably.

From this instance, reader,

Be encouraged to diligence in thy calling,

And distrust not Providence.

He was a pious and prudent man;

She, a discreet and virtuous woman.

Their youngest son,

In filial regard to their memory,

Places this stone.

J. F. born 1655, died 1744, Ætat 89.

A. F. born 1667, died 1752,----85.

[15] This marble having decayed, the citizens of Boston

in 1827 erected in its place a granite obelisk,

twenty-one feet high, bearing the original inscription

quoted in the text and another explaining the erection

of the monument.

By my rambling digressions I perceive myself to be grown old. I us'd

to write more methodically. But one does not dress for private company

as for a publick ball. 'Tis perhaps only negligence.

To return: I continued thus employed in my father's business for two

years, that is, till I was twelve years old; and my brother John, who

was bred to that business, having left my father, married, and set up

for himself at Rhode Island, there was all appearance that I was

destined to supply his place, and become a tallow-chandler. But my

dislike to the trade continuing, my father was under apprehensions

that if he did not find one for me more agreeable, I should break away

and get to sea, as his son Josiah had done, to his great vexation. He

therefore sometimes took me to walk with him, and see joiners,

bricklayers, turners, braziers, etc., at their work, that he might

observe my inclination, and endeavor to fix it on some trade or other

on land. It has ever since been a pleasure to me to see good workmen

handle their tools; and it has been useful to me, having learnt so

much by it as to be able to do little jobs myself in my house when a

workman could not readily be got, and to construct little machines for

my experiments, while the intention of making the experiment was fresh

and warm in my mind. My father at last fixed upon the cutler's trade,

and my uncle Benjamin's son Samuel, who was bred to that business in

London, being about that time established in Boston, I was sent to be

with him some time on liking. But his expectations of a fee with me

displeasing my father, I was taken home again.

II

BEGINNING LIFE AS A PRINTER

From a child I was fond of reading, and all the little money that came

into my hands was ever laid out in books. Pleased with the _Pilgrim's

Progress_, my first collection was of John Bunyan's works in separate

little volumes. I afterward sold them to enable me to buy R. Burton's

_Historical Collections_; they were small chapmen's books,[16] and

cheap, 40 or 50 in all. My father's little library consisted chiefly

of books in polemic divinity, most of which I read, and have since

often regretted that, at a time when I had such a thirst for

knowledge, more proper books had not fallen in my way, since it was

now resolved I should not be a clergyman. Plutarch's _Lives_ there was

in which I read abundantly, and I still think that time spent to great

advantage. There was also a book of DeFoe's, called an _Essay on

Projects_, and another of Dr. Mather's, called _Essays to do Good_,

which perhaps gave me a turn of thinking that had an influence on

some of the principal future events of my life.

[16] Small books, sold by chapmen or peddlers.

This bookish inclination at length determined my father to make me a

printer, though he had already one son (James) of that profession. In

1717 my brother James returned from England with a press and letters

to set up his business in Boston. I liked it much better than that of

my father, but still had a hankering for the sea. To prevent the

apprehended effect of such an inclination, my father was impatient to

have me bound to my brother. I stood out some time, but at last was

persuaded, and signed the indentures when I was yet but twelve years

old. I was to serve as an apprentice till I was twenty-one years of

age, only I was to be allowed journeyman's wages during the last year.

In a little time I made great proficiency in the business, and became

a useful hand to my brother. I now had access to better books. An

acquaintance with the apprentices of booksellers enabled me sometimes

to borrow a small one, which I was careful to return soon and clean.

Often I sat up in my room reading the greatest part of the night, when

the book was borrowed in the evening and to be returned early in the

morning, lest it should be missed or wanted.

And after some time an ingenious tradesman, Mr. Matthew Adams, who

had a pretty collection of books, and who frequented our

printing-house, took notice of me, invited me to his library, and

very kindly lent me such books as I chose to read. I now took a fancy

to poetry, and made some little pieces; my brother, thinking it might

turn to account, encouraged me, and put me on composing occasional

ballads. One was called _The Lighthouse Tragedy_, and contained an

account of the drowning of Captain Worthilake, with his two daughters:

the other was a sailor's song, on the taking of _Teach_ (or

Blackbeard) the pirate. They were wretched stuff, in the

Grub-street-ballad style;[17] and when they were printed he sent me

about the town to sell them. The first sold wonderfully, the event

being recent, having made a great noise. This flattered my vanity; but

my father discouraged me by ridiculing my performances, and telling me

verse-makers were generally beggars. So I escaped being a poet, most

probably a very bad one; but as prose writing has been of great use to

me in the course of my life, and was a principal means of my

advancement, I shall tell you how, in such a situation, I acquired

what little ability I have in that way.

[17] Grub-street: famous in English literature as the

home of poor writers.

There was another bookish lad in the town, John Collins by name, with

whom I was intimately acquainted. We sometimes disputed, and very fond

we were of argument, and very desirous of confuting one another,

which disputatious turn, by the way, is apt to become a very bad

habit, making people often extremely disagreeable in company by the

contradiction that is necessary to bring it into practice; and thence,

besides souring and spoiling the conversation, is productive of

disgusts and, perhaps enmities where you may have occasion for

friendship. I had caught it by reading my father's books of dispute

about religion. Persons of good sense, I have since observed, seldom

fall into it, except lawyers, university men, and men of all sorts

that have been bred at Edinborough.

A question was once, somehow or other, started between Collins and me,

of the propriety of educating the female sex in learning, and their

abilities for study. He was of opinion that it was improper, and that

they were naturally unequal to it. I took the contrary side, perhaps a

little for dispute's sake. He was naturally more eloquent, had a ready

plenty of words, and sometimes, as I thought, bore me down more by his

fluency than by the strength of his reasons. As we parted without

settling the point, and were not to see one another again for some

time, I sat down to put my arguments in writing, which I copied fair

and sent to him. He answered, and I replied. Three or four letters of

a side had passed, when my father happened to find my papers and read

them. Without entering into the discussion, he took occasion to talk

to me about the manner of my writing; observed that, though I had the

advantage of my antagonist in correct spelling and pointing (which I

ow'd to the printing-house), I fell far short in elegance of

expression, in method and in perspicuity, of which he convinced me by

several instances. I saw the justice of his remarks, and thence grew

more attentive to the manner in writing, and determined to endeavor at

improvement.

About this time I met with an odd volume of the _Spectator_.[18] It was

the third. I had never before seen any of them. I bought it, read it

over and over, and was much delighted with it. I thought the writing

excellent, and wished, if possible, to imitate it. With this view I

took some of the papers, and, making short hints of the sentiment in

each sentence, laid them by a few days, and then, without looking at

the book, try'd to compleat the papers again, by expressing each

hinted sentiment at length, and as fully as it had been expressed

before, in any suitable words that should come to hand. Then I

compared my _Spectator_ with the original, discovered some of my

faults, and corrected them. But I found I wanted a stock of words, or

a readiness in recollecting and using them, which I thought I should

have acquired before that time if I had gone on making verses; since

the continual occasion for words of the same import, but of different

length, to suit the measure, or of different sound for the rhyme,

would have laid me under a constant necessity of searching for

variety, and also have tended to fix that variety in my mind, and make

me master of it. Therefore I took some of the tales and turned them

into verse; and, after a time, when I had pretty well forgotten the

prose, turned them back again. I also sometimes jumbled my collections

of hints into confusion, and after some weeks endeavored to reduce

them into the best order, before I began to form the full sentences

and compleat the paper. This was to teach me method in the arrangement

of thoughts. By comparing my work afterwards with the original, I

discovered many faults and amended them; but I sometimes had the

pleasure of fancying that, in certain particulars of small import, I

had been lucky enough to improve the method of the language, and this

encouraged me to think I might possibly in time come to be a tolerable

English writer, of which I was extremely ambitious. My time for these

exercises and for reading was at night, after work or before it began

in the morning, or on Sundays, when I contrived to be in the

printing-house alone, evading as much as I could the common attendance

on public worship which my father used to exact of me when I was under

his care, and which indeed I still thought a duty, thought I could

not, as it seemed to me, afford time to practise it.

[18] A daily London journal, comprising satirical essays

on social subjects, published by Addison and Steele in

1711-1712. The _Spectator_ and its predecessor, the

_Tatler_ (1709), marked the beginning of periodical

literature.

When about 16 years of age I happened to meet with a book, written by

one Tryon, recommending a vegetable diet. I determined to go into it.

My brother, being yet unmarried, did not keep house, but boarded

himself and his apprentices in another family. My refusing to eat

flesh occasioned an inconveniency, and I was frequently chid for my

singularity. I made myself acquainted with Tryon's manner of preparing

some of his dishes, such as boiling potatoes or rice, making hasty

pudding, and a few others, and then proposed to my brother, that if he

would give me, weekly, half the money he paid for my board, I would

board myself. He instantly agreed to it, and I presently found that I

could save half what he paid me. This was an additional fund for

buying books. But I had another advantage in it. My brother and the

rest going from the printing-house to their meals, I remained there

alone, and, dispatching presently my light repast, which often was no

more than a bisket or a slice of bread, a handful of raisins or a tart

from the pastry-cook's, and a glass of water, had the rest of the time

till their return for study, in which I made the greater progress,

from that greater clearness of head and quicker apprehension which

usually attend temperance in eating and drinking.

And now it was that, being on some occasion made asham'd of my

ignorance in figures, which I had twice failed in learning when at

school, I took Cocker's book of Arithmetick, and went through the

whole by myself with great ease. I also read Seller's and Shermy's

books of Navigation, and became acquainted with the little geometry

they contain; but never proceeded far in that science. And I read

about this time Locke _On Human Understanding_,[19] and the _Art of

Thinking_, by Messrs. du Port Royal.[20]

[19] John Locke (1632-1704), a celebrated English

philosopher, founder of the so-called "common-sense"

school of philosophers. He drew up a constitution for

the colonists of Carolina.

[20] A noted society of scholarly and devout men

occupying the abbey of Port Royal near Paris, who

published learned works, among them the one here

referred to, better known as the _Port Royal Logic_.

While I was intent on improving my language, I met with an English

grammar (I think it was Greenwood's), at the end of which there were

two little sketches of the arts of rhetoric and logic, the latter

finishing with a specimen of a dispute in the Socratic[21] method; and

soon after I procur'd Xenophon's Memorable Things of Socrates, wherein

there are many instances of the same method. I was charm'd with it,

adopted it, dropt my abrupt contradiction and positive argumentation,

and put on the humble inquirer and doubter. And being then, from

reading Shaftesbury and Collins, become a real doubter in many points

of our religious doctrine, I found this method safest for myself and

very embarrassing to those against whom I used it; therefore I took a

delight in it, practis'd it continually, and grew very artful and

expert in drawing people, even of superior knowledge, into

concessions, the consequences of which they did not foresee,

entangling them in difficulties out of which they could not extricate

themselves, and so obtaining victories that neither myself nor my

cause always deserved. I continu'd this method some few years, but

gradually left it, retaining only the habit of expressing myself in

terms of modest diffidence; never using, when I advanced anything that

may possibly be disputed, the words _certainly_, _undoubtedly_, or any

others that give the air of positiveness to an opinion; but rather

say, I conceive or apprehend a thing to be so and so; it appears to

me, or _I should think it so or so_, for such and such reasons; or _I

imagine it to be so_; or _it is so, if I am not mistaken_. This habit,

I believe, has been of great advantage to me when I have had occasion

to inculcate my opinions, and persuade men into measures that I have

been from time to time engaged in promoting; and, as the chief ends of

conversation are to _inform_ or to be _informed_, to _please_ or to

_persuade_, I wish well-meaning, sensible men would not lessen their

power of doing good by a positive, assuming manner, that seldom fails

to disgust, tends to create opposition, and to defeat everyone of

those purposes for which speech was given to us, to wit, giving or

receiving information or pleasure. For, if you would inform, a

positive and dogmatical manner in advancing your sentiments may

provoke contradiction and prevent a candid attention. If you wish

information and improvement from the knowledge of others, and yet at

the same time express yourself as firmly fix'd in your present

opinions, modest, sensible men, who do not love disputation, will

probably leave you undisturbed in the possession of your error. And by

such a manner, you can seldom hope to recommend yourself in _pleasing_

your hearers, or to persuade those whose concurrence you desire.

Pope[22] says, judiciously:

_"Men should be taught as if you taught them not,

And things unknown propos'd as things forgot;"_

farther recommending to us

"To speak, tho' sure, with seeming diffidence."

And he might have coupled with this line that

which he has coupled with another, I think,

less properly,

"For want of modesty is want of sense."

If you ask, Why less properly? I must repeat the lines,

"Immodest words admit of no defense,

For want of modesty is want of sense."

Now, is not _want of sense_ (where a man is so unfortunate as to want

it) some apology for his _want of modesty_? and would not the lines

stand more justly thus?

"Immodest words admit _but_ this defense,

That want of modesty is want of sense."

This, however, I should submit to better judgments.

[21] Socrates confuted his opponents in argument by

asking questions so skillfully devised that the answers

would confirm the questioner's position or show the

error of the opponent.

[22] Alexander Pope (1688-1744), the greatest English

poet of the first half of the eighteenth century.

My brother had, in 1720 or 1721, begun to print a newspaper. It was

the second that appeared in America,[23] and was called the New England

Courant. The only one before it was the Boston News-Letter. I remember

his being dissuaded by some of his friends from the undertaking, as

not likely to succeed, one newspaper being, in their judgment, enough

for America. At this time (1771) there are not less than

five-and-twenty. He went on, however, with the undertaking, and after

having worked in composing the types and printing off the sheets, I

was employed to carry the papers thro' the streets to the customers.

[23] Franklin's memory does not serve him correctly here.

The _Courant_ was really the fifth newspaper established

in America, although generally called the fourth,

because the first, _Public Occurrences_, published in

Boston in 1690, was suppressed after the first issue.

Following is the order in which the other four papers

were published: _Boston News Letter_, 1704; _Boston

Gazette_, December 21, 1719; _The American Weekly

Mercury_, Philadelphia, December 22, 1719; _The New

England Courant_, 1721.

[Illustration: First page of The New England Courant of Dec. 4-11,

1721. Reduced about one-third. From a copy in the Library of the

Massachusetts Historical Society.]

[Transcriber's note: Transcription given at the end of the text.]

He had some ingenious men among his friends, who amus'd themselves by

writing little pieces for this paper, which gain'd it credit and made

it more in demand, and these gentlemen often visited us. Hearing their

conversations, and their accounts of the approbation their papers were

received with, I was excited to try my hand among them; but, being

still a boy, and suspecting that my brother would object to printing

anything of mine in his paper if he knew it to be mine, I contrived to

disguise my hand, and, writing an anonymous paper, I put it in at

night under the door of the printing-house. It was found in the

morning, and communicated to his writing friends when they call'd in

as usual. They read it, commented on it in my hearing, and I had the

exquisite pleasure of finding it met with their approbation, and that,

in their different guesses at the author, none were named but men of

some character among us for learning and ingenuity. I suppose now that

I was rather lucky in my judges, and that perhaps they were not really

so very good ones as I then esteem'd them.

Encourag'd, however, by this, I wrote and conveyed in the same way to

the press several more papers which were equally approv'd; and I kept

my secret till my small fund of sense for such performances was pretty

well exhausted, and then I discovered[24] it, when I began to be

considered a little more by my brother's acquaintance, and in a manner

that did not quite please him, as he thought, probably with reason,

that it tended to make me too vain. And, perhaps, this might be one

occasion of the differences that we began to have about this time.

Though a brother, he considered himself as my master, and me as his

apprentice, and, accordingly, expected the same services from me as he

would from another, while I thought he demean'd me too much in some he

requir'd of me, who from a brother expected more indulgence. Our

disputes were often brought before our father, and I fancy I was

either generally in the right, or else a better pleader, because the

judgment was generally in my favor. But my brother was passionate,

and had often beaten me, which I took extreamly amiss; and, thinking

my apprenticeship very tedious, I was continually wishing for some

opportunity of shortening it, which at length offered in a manner

unexpected.

[24] Disclosed.

[Illustration: "I was employed to carry the papers thro' the streets

to the customers"]

One of the pieces in our newspaper on some political point, which I

have now forgotten, gave offense to the Assembly. He was taken up,

censur'd, and imprison'd for a month, by the speaker's warrant, I

suppose, because he would not discover his author. I too was taken up

and examin'd before the council; but, tho' I did not give them any

satisfaction, they contented themselves with admonishing me, and

dismissed me, considering me, perhaps, as an apprentice, who was bound

to keep his master's secrets.

During my brother's confinement, which I resented a good deal,

notwithstanding our private differences, I had the management of the

paper; and I made bold to give our rulers some rubs in it, which my

brother took very kindly, while others began to consider me in an

unfavorable light, as a young genius that had a turn for libeling and

satyr. My brother's discharge was accompany'd with an order of the

House (a very odd one), that "_James Franklin should no longer print

the paper called the New England Courant_."

There was a consultation held in our printing-house among his friends,

what he should do in this case. Some proposed to evade the order by

changing the name of the paper; but my brother, seeing inconveniences

in that, it was finally concluded on as a better way, to let it be

printed for the future under the name of Benjamin Franklin; and to

avoid the censure of the Assembly, that might fall on him as still

printing it by his apprentice, the contrivance was that my old

indenture should be return'd to me, with a full discharge on the back

of it, to be shown on occasion, but to secure to him the benefit of my

service, I was to sign new indentures for the remainder of the term,

which were to be kept private. A very flimsy scheme it was; however,

it was immediately executed, and the paper went on accordingly, under

my name for several months.

At length, a fresh difference arising between my brother and me, I

took upon me to assert my freedom, presuming that he would not venture

to produce the new indentures. It was not fair in me to take this

advantage, and this I therefore reckon one of the first errata of my

life; but the unfairness of it weighed little with me, when under the

impressions of resentment for the blows his passion too often urged

him to bestow upon me, though he was otherwise not an ill-natur'd man:

perhaps I was too saucy and provoking.

When he found I would leave him, he took care to prevent my getting

employment in any other printing-house of the town, by going round and

speaking to every master, who accordingly refus'd to give me work. I

then thought of going to New York, as the nearest place where there

was a printer; and I was rather inclin'd to leave Boston when I

reflected that I had already made myself a little obnoxious to the

governing party, and, from the arbitrary proceedings of the Assembly

in my brother's case, it was likely I might, if I stay'd, soon bring

myself into scrapes; and farther, that my indiscreet disputations

about religion began to make me pointed at with horror by good people

as an infidel or atheist. I determin'd on the point, but my father now

siding with my brother, I was sensible that, if I attempted to go

openly, means would be used to prevent me. My friend Collins,

therefore, undertook to manage a little for me. He agreed with the

captain of a New York sloop for my passage, under the notion of my

being a young acquaintance of his. So I sold some of my books to raise

a little money, was taken on board privately, and as we had a fair

wind, in three days I found myself in New York, near 300 miles from

home, a boy of but 17, without the least recommendation to, or

knowledge of, any person in the place, and with very little money in

my pocket.

[Illustration: Sailboat]

III

ARRIVAL IN PHILADELPHIA

My inclinations for the sea were by this time worne out, or I might

now have gratify'd them. But, having a trade, and supposing myself a

pretty good workman, I offer'd my service to the printer in the place,

old Mr. William Bradford, who had been the first printer in

Pennsylvania, but removed from thence upon the quarrel of George

Keith. He could give me no employment, having little to do, and help

enough already; but says he, "My son at Philadelphia has lately lost

his principal hand, Aquilla Rose, by death; if you go thither, I

believe he may employ you." Philadelphia was a hundred miles further;

I set out, however, in a boat for Amboy, leaving my chest and things

to follow me round by sea.

In crossing the bay, we met with a squall that tore our rotten sails

to pieces, prevented our getting into the Kill,[25] and drove us upon

Long Island. In our way, a drunken Dutchman, who was a passenger too,

fell overboard; when he was sinking, I reached through the water to

his shock pate, and drew him up, so that we got him in again. His

ducking sobered him a little, and he went to sleep, taking first out

of his pocket a book, which he desir'd I would dry for him. It proved

to be my old favorite author, Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress, in Dutch,

finely printed on good paper, with copper cuts, a dress better than I

had ever seen it wear in its own language. I have since found that it

has been translated into most of the languages of Europe, and suppose

it has been more generally read than any other book, except perhaps

the Bible. Honest John was the first that I know of who mix'd

narration and dialogue; a method of writing very engaging to the

reader, who in the most interesting parts finds himself, as it were,

brought into the company and present at the discourse. De Foe in his

Cruso, his Moll Flanders, Religious Courtship, Family Instructor, and

other pieces, has imitated it with success; and Richardson[26] has done

the same in his Pamela, etc.

[25] Kill van Kull, the channel separating Staten Island

from New Jersey on the north.

[26] Samuel Richardson, the father of the English novel,

wrote _Pamela_, _Clarissa Harlowe_, and the _History of

Sir Charles Grandison_, novels published in the form of

letters.

When we drew near the island, we found it was at a place where there

could be no landing, there being a great surff on the stony beach. So

we dropt anchor, and swung round towards the shore. Some people came

down to the water edge and hallow'd to us, as we did to them; but the

wind was so high, and the surff so loud, that we could not hear so as

to understand each other. There were canoes on the shore, and we made

signs, and hallow'd that they should fetch us; but they either did not

understand us, or thought it impracticable, so they went away, and

night coming on, we had no remedy but to wait till the wind should

abate; and, in the meantime, the boatman and I concluded to sleep, if

we could; and so crowded into the scuttle, with the Dutchman, who was

still wet, and the spray beating over the head of our boat, leak'd

thro' to us, so that we were soon almost as wet as he. In this manner

we lay all night, with very little rest; but, the wind abating the

next day, we made a shift to reach Amboy before night, having been

thirty hours on the water, without victuals, or any drink but a bottle

of filthy rum, and the water we sail'd on being salt.

In the evening I found myself very feverish, and went in to bed; but,

having read somewhere that cold water drank plentifully was good for a

fever, I follow'd the prescription, sweat plentifully most of the

night, my fever left me, and in the morning, crossing the ferry, I

proceeded on my journey on foot, having fifty miles to Burlington,

where I was told I should find boats that would carry me the rest of

the way to Philadelphia.

[Illustration: It rained very hard all the day]

It rained very hard all the day; I was thoroughly soak'd, and by noon

a good deal tired; so I stopt at a poor inn, where I staid all night,

beginning now to wish that I had never left home. I cut so miserable a

figure, too, that I found, by the questions ask'd me, I was suspected

to be some runaway servant, and in danger of being taken up on that

suspicion. However, I proceeded the next day, and got in the evening

to an inn, within eight or ten miles of Burlington, kept by one Dr.

Brown. He entered into conversation with me while I took some

refreshment, and, finding I had read a little, became very sociable

and friendly. Our acquaintance continu'd as long as he liv'd. He had

been, I imagine, an itinerant doctor, for there was no town in

England, or country in Europe, of which he could not give a very

particular account. He had some letters, and was ingenious, but much

of an unbeliever, and wickedly undertook, some years after, to

travesty the Bible in doggrel verse, as Cotton had done Virgil. By

this means he set many of the facts in a very ridiculous light, and

might have hurt weak minds if his work had been published; but it

never was.

At his house I lay that night, and the next morning reach'd

Burlington, but had the mortification to find that the regular boats

were gone a little before my coming, and no other expected to go

before Tuesday, this being Saturday; wherefore I returned to an old

woman in the town, of whom I had bought gingerbread to eat on the

water, and ask'd her advice. She invited me to lodge at her house till

a passage by water should offer; and being tired with my foot

traveling, I accepted the invitation. She understanding I was a

printer, would have had me stay at that town and follow my business,

being ignorant of the stock necessary to begin with. She was very

hospitable, gave me a dinner of ox-cheek with great good will,

accepting only of a pot of ale in return; and I thought myself fixed

till Tuesday should come. However, walking in the evening by the side

of the river, a boat came by, which I found was going towards

Philadelphia, with several people in her. They took me in, and, as

there was no wind, we row'd all the way; and about midnight, not

having yet seen the city, some of the company were confident we must

have passed it, and would row no farther; the others knew not where we

were; so we put toward the shore, got into a creek, landed near an old

fence, with the rails of which we made a fire, the night being cold,

in October, and there we remained till daylight. Then one of the

company knew the place to be Cooper's Creek, a little above

Philadelphia, which we saw as soon as we got out of the creek, and

arriv'd there about eight or nine o'clock on the Sunday morning, and

landed at the Market-street wharf.

I have been the more particular in this description of my journey, and

shall be so of my first entry into that city, that you may in your

mind compare such unlikely beginnings with the figure I have since

made there. I was in my working dress, my best clothes being to come

round by sea. I was dirty from my journey; my pockets were stuff'd out

with shirts and stockings, and I knew no soul nor where to look for

lodging. I was fatigued with traveling, rowing, and want of rest, I

was very hungry; and my whole stock of cash consisted of a Dutch

dollar, and about a shilling in copper. The latter I gave the people

of the boat for my passage, who at first refus'd it, on account of my

rowing; but I insisted on their taking it. A man being sometimes more

generous when he has but a little money than when he has plenty,

perhaps thro' fear of being thought to have but little.

Then I walked up the street, gazing about till near the market-house I

met a boy with bread. I had made many a meal on bread, and, inquiring

where he got it, I went immediately to the baker's he directed me to,

in Second-street, and ask'd for bisket, intending such as we had in

Boston; but they, it seems, were not made in Philadelphia. Then I

asked for a three-penny loaf, and was told they had none such. So not

considering or knowing the difference of money, and the greater

cheapness nor the names of his bread, I bade him give me three-penny

worth of any sort. He gave me, accordingly, three great puffy rolls. I

was surpris'd at the quantity, but took it, and, having no room in my

pockets, walk'd off with a roll under each arm, and eating the other.

Thus I went up Market-street as far as Fourth-street, passing by the

door of Mr. Read, my future wife's father; when she, standing at the

door, saw me, and thought I made, as I certainly did, a most awkward,

ridiculous appearance. Then I turned and went down Chestnut-street and

part of Walnut-street, eating my roll all the way, and, coming round,

found myself again at Market-street wharf, near the boat I came in, to

which I went for a draught of the river water; and, being filled with

one of my rolls, gave the other two to a woman and her child that came

down the river in the boat with us, and were waiting to go farther.

[Illustration: "She, standing at the door, saw me, and thought I made,

as I certainly did, a most awkward, ridiculous appearance"]

Thus refreshed, I walked again up the street, which by this time had

many clean-dressed people in it, who were all walking the same way. I

joined them, and thereby was led into the great meeting-house of the

Quakers near the market. I sat down among them, and, after looking round

awhile and hearing nothing said, being very drowsy thro' labour and want

of rest the preceding night, I fell fast asleep, and continu'd so till

the meeting broke up, when one was kind enough to rouse me. This was,

therefore, the first house I was in, or slept in, in Philadelphia.

Walking down again toward the river, and, looking in the faces of

people, I met a young Quaker man, whose countenance I lik'd, and,

accosting him, requested he would tell me where a stranger could get

lodging. We were then near the sign of the Three Mariners. "Here,"

says he, "is one place that entertains strangers, but it is not a

reputable house; if thee wilt walk with me, I'll show thee a better."

He brought me to the Crooked Billet in Water-street. Here I got a

dinner; and, while I was eating it, several sly questions were asked

me, as it seemed to be suspected from my youth and appearance, that I

might be some runaway.

After dinner, my sleepiness return'd, and being shown to a bed, I lay

down without undressing, and slept till six in the evening, was call'd

to supper, went to bed again very early, and slept soundly till next

morning. Then I made myself as tidy as I could, and went to Andrew

Bradford the printer's. I found in the shop the old man his father,

whom I had seen at New York, and who, traveling on horseback, had got

to Philadelphia before me. He introduc'd me to his son, who receiv'd

me civilly, gave me a breakfast, but told me he did not at present

want a hand, being lately suppli'd with one; but there was another

printer in town, lately set up, one Keimer, who, perhaps, might employ

me; if not, I should be welcome to lodge at his house, and he would

give me a little work to do now and then till fuller business should

offer.

The old gentleman said he would go with me to the new printer; and

when we found him, "Neighbour," says Bradford, "I have brought to see

you a young man of your business; perhaps you may want such a one." He

ask'd me a few questions, put a composing stick in my hand to see how

I work'd, and then said he would employ me soon, though he had just

then nothing for me to do; and, taking old Bradford, whom he had never

seen before, to be one of the town's people that had a good will for

him, enter'd into a conversation on his present undertaking and

prospects; while Bradford, not discovering that he was the other

printer's father, on Keimer's saying he expected soon to get the

greatest part of the business into his own hands, drew him on by

artful questions, and starting little doubts, to explain all his

views, what interest he reli'd on, and in what manner he intended to

proceed. I, who stood by and heard all, saw immediately that one of

them was a crafty old sophister, and the other a mere novice. Bradford

left me with Keimer, who was greatly surpris'd when I told him who the

old man was.

Keimer's printing-house, I found, consisted of an old shatter'd press,

and one small, worn-out font of English, which he was then using

himself, composing an Elegy on Aquilla Rose, before mentioned, an

ingenious young man, of excellent character, much respected in the

town, clerk of the Assembly, and a pretty poet. Keimer made verses

too, but very indifferently. He could not be said to write them, for

his manner was to compose them in the types directly out of his head.

So there being no copy,[27] but one pair of cases, and the Elegy likely

to require all the letter, no one could help him. I endeavour'd to put

his press (which he had not yet us'd, and of which he understood

nothing) into order fit to be work'd with; and, promising to come and

print off his Elegy as soon as he should have got it ready, I

return'd to Bradford's, who gave me a little job to do for the

present, and there I lodged and dieted. A few days after, Keimer sent

for me to print off the Elegy. And now he had got another pair of

cases,[28] and a pamphlet to reprint, on which he set me to work.

These two printers I found poorly qualified for their business.

Bradford had not been bred to it, and was very illiterate; and Keimer,

tho' something of a scholar, was a mere compositor, knowing nothing of

presswork. He had been one of the French prophets,[29] and could act

their enthusiastic agitations. At this time he did not profess any

particular religion, but something of all on occasion; was very

ignorant of the world, and had, as I afterward found, a good deal of

the knave in his composition. He did not like my lodging at Bradford's

while I work'd with him. He had a house, indeed, but without

furniture, so he could not lodge me; but he got me a lodging at Mr.

Read's before mentioned, who was the owner of his house; and, my chest

and clothes being come by this time, I made rather a more respectable

appearance in the eyes of Miss Read than I had done when she first

happen'd to see me eating my roll in the street.

[27] Manuscript.

[28] The frames for holding type are in two sections, the

upper for capitals and the lower for small letters.

[29] Protestants of the South of France, who became

fanatical under the persecutions of Louis XIV, and

thought they had the gift of prophecy. They had as

mottoes "No Taxes" and "Liberty of Conscience."

I began now to have some acquaintance among the young people of the

town, that were lovers of reading, with whom I spent my evenings very

pleasantly; and gaining money by my industry and frugality, I lived

very agreeably, forgetting Boston as much as I could, and not desiring

that any there should know where I resided, except my friend Collins,

who was in my secret, and kept it when I wrote to him. At length, an

incident happened that sent me back again much sooner than I had

intended. I had a brother-in-law, Robert Holmes, master of a sloop

that traded between Boston and Delaware. He being at Newcastle, forty

miles below Philadelphia, heard there of me, and wrote me a letter

mentioning the concern of my friends in Boston at my abrupt departure,

assuring me of their good will to me, and that everything would be

accommodated to my mind if I would return, to which he exhorted me

very earnestly. I wrote an answer to his letter, thank'd him for his

advice, but stated my reasons for quitting Boston fully and in such a

light as to convince him I was not so wrong as he had apprehended.

IV

FIRST VISIT TO BOSTON

Sir William Keith, governor of the province, was then at Newcastle,

and Captain Holmes, happening to be in company with him when my letter

came to hand, spoke to him of me, and show'd him the letter. The

governor read it, and seem'd surpris'd when he was told my age. He

said I appear'd a young man of promising parts, and therefore should

be encouraged; the printers at Philadelphia were wretched ones; and,

if I would set up there, he made no doubt I should succeed; for his

part, he would procure me the public business, and do me every other

service in his power. This my brother-in-law afterwards told me in

Boston, but I knew as yet nothing of it; when, one day, Keimer and I

being at work together near the window, we saw the governor and

another gentleman (which proved to be Colonel French, of Newcastle),

finely dress'd, come directly across the street to our house, and

heard them at the door.

Keimer ran down immediately, thinking it a visit to him; but the

governor inquir'd for me, came up, and with a condescension and

politeness I had been quite unus'd to, made me many compliments,

desired to be acquainted with me, blam'd me kindly for not having made

myself known to him when I first came to the place, and would have me

away with him to the tavern, where he was going with Colonel French to

taste, as he said, some excellent Madeira. I was not a little

surprised, and Keimer star'd like a pig poison'd.[30] I went, however,

with the governor and Colonel French to a tavern, at the corner of

Third-street, and over the Madeira he propos'd my setting up my

business, laid before me the probabilities of success, and both he and

Colonel French assur'd me I should have their interest and influence

in procuring the public business of both governments.[31] On my

doubting whether my father would assist me in it, Sir William said he

would give me a letter to him, in which he would state the advantages,

and he did not doubt of prevailing with him. So it was concluded I

should return to Boston in the first vessel, with the governor's

letter recommending me to my father. In the meantime the intention was

to be kept a secret, and I went on working with Keimer as usual, the

governor sending for me now and then to dine with him, a very great

honour I thought it, and conversing with me in the most affable,

familiar, and friendly manner imaginable.

[30] Temple Franklin considered this specific figure

vulgar and changed it to "stared with astonishment."

[31] Pennsylvania and Delaware.

About the end of April, 1724, a little vessel offer'd for Boston. I

took leave of Keimer as going to see my friends. The governor gave me

an ample letter, saying many flattering things of me to my father, and

strongly recommending the project of my setting up at Philadelphia as

a thing that must make my fortune. We struck on a shoal in going down

the bay, and sprung a leak; we had a blustering time at sea, and were

oblig'd to pump almost continually, at which I took my turn. We

arriv'd safe, however, at Boston in about a fortnight. I had been

absent seven months, and my friends had heard nothing of me; for my

br. Holmes was not yet return'd, and had not written about me. My

unexpected appearance surpris'd the family; all were, however, very

glad to see me, and made me welcome, except my brother. I went to see

him at his printing-house. I was better dress'd than ever while in his

service, having a genteel new suit from head to foot, a watch, and my

pockets lin'd with near five pounds sterling in silver. He receiv'd me

not very frankly, look'd me all over, and turn'd to his work again.

[Illustration: The journeymen were inquisitive]

The journeymen were inquisitive where I had been, what sort of a

country it was, and how I lik'd it. I prais'd it much, and the happy

life I led in it, expressing strongly my intention of returning to it;

and, one of them asking what kind of money we had there, I produc'd a

handful of silver, and spread it before them, which was a kind of

raree-show[32] they had not been us'd to, paper being the money of

Boston.[33] Then I took an opportunity of letting them see my watch;

and, lastly (my brother still grum and sullen), I gave them a piece

of eight[34] to drink, and took my leave. This visit of mine offended

him extreamly; for, when my mother some time after spoke to him of a

reconciliation, and of her wishes to see us on good terms together,

and that we might live for the future as brothers, he said I had

insulted him in such a manner before his people that he could never

forget or forgive it. In this, however, he was mistaken.

[32] A peep-show in a box.

[33] There were no mints in the colonies, so the metal

money was of foreign coinage and not nearly so common as

paper money, which was printed in large quantities in

America, even in small denominations.

[34] Spanish dollar about equivalent to our dollar.

My father received the governor's letter with some apparent surprise,

but said little of it to me for some days, when Capt. Holmes returning

he show'd it to him, asked him if he knew Keith, and what kind of man

he was; adding his opinion that he must be of small discretion to

think of setting a boy up in business who wanted yet three years of

being at man's estate. Holmes said what he could in favour of the

project, but my father was clear in the impropriety of it, and at

last, gave a flat denial to it. Then he wrote a civil letter to Sir

William, thanking him for the patronage he had so kindly offered me,

but declining to assist me as yet in setting up, I being, in his

opinion, too young to be trusted with the management of a business so

important, and for which the preparation must be so expensive.

My friend and companion Collins, who was a clerk in the post-office,

pleas'd with the account I gave him of my new country, determined to

go thither also; and, while I waited for my father's determination, he

set out before me by land to Rhode Island, leaving his books, which

were a pretty collection of mathematicks and natural philosophy, to

come with mine and me to New York, where he propos'd to wait for me.

My father, tho' he did not approve Sir William's proposition, was yet

pleas'd that I had been able to obtain so advantageous a character

from a person of such note where I had resided, and that I had been so

industrious and careful as to equip myself so handsomely in so short a

time; therefore, seeing no prospect of an accommodation between my

brother and me, he gave his consent to my returning again to

Philadelphia, advis'd me to behave respectfully to the people there,

endeavour to obtain the general esteem, and avoid lampooning and

libeling, to which he thought I had too much inclination; telling me,

that by steady industry and a prudent parsimony I might save enough by

the time I was one-and-twenty to set me up; and that, if I came near

the matter, he would help me out with the rest. This was all I could

obtain, except some small gifts as tokens of his and my mother's love,

when I embark'd again for New York, now with their approbation and

their blessing.

The sloop putting in at Newport, Rhode Island, I visited my brother

John, who had been married and settled there some years. He received

me very affectionately, for he always lov'd me. A friend of his, one

Vernon, having some money due to him in Pennsylvania, about

thirty-five pounds currency, desired I would receive it for him, and

keep it till I had his directions what to remit it in. Accordingly, he

gave me an order. This afterwards occasion'd me a good deal of

uneasiness.

At Newport we took in a number of passengers for New York, among

which were two young women, companions, and a grave, sensible,

matronlike Quaker woman, with her attendants. I had shown an obliging

readiness to do her some little services, which impress'd her I

suppose with a degree of good will toward me; therefore, when she saw

a daily growing familiarity between me and the two young women, which

they appear'd to encourage, she took me aside, and said, "Young man, I

am concern'd for thee, as thou hast no friend with thee, and seems not

to know much of the world, or of the snares youth is expos'd to;

depend upon it, those are very bad women; I can see it in all their

actions; and if thee art not upon thy guard, they will draw thee into

some danger; they are strangers to thee, and I advise thee, in a

friendly concern for thy welfare, to have no acquaintance with them."

As I seem'd at first not to think so ill of them as she did, she

mentioned some things she had observ'd and heard that had escap'd my

notice, but now convinc'd me she was right. I thank'd her for her kind

advice, and promis'd to follow it. When we arriv'd at New York, they

told me where they liv'd, and invited me to come and see them; but I

avoided it, and it was well I did; for the next day the captain miss'd

a silver spoon and some other things, that had been taken out of his

cabin, and, knowing that these were a couple of strumpets, he got a

warrant to search their lodgings, found the stolen goods, and had the

thieves punish'd. So, tho' we had escap'd a sunken rock, which we

scrap'd upon in the passage, I thought this escape of rather more

importance to me.

At New York I found my friend Collins, who had arriv'd there some time

before me. We had been intimate from children, and had read the same

books together; but he had the advantage of more time for reading and

studying, and a wonderful genius for mathematical learning, in which

he far outstript me. While I liv'd in Boston, most of my hours of

leisure for conversation were spent with him, and he continu'd a sober

as well as an industrious lad; was much respected for his learning by

several of the clergy and other gentlemen, and seemed to promise

making a good figure in life. But, during my absence, he had acquir'd

a habit of sotting with brandy; and I found by his own account, and

what I heard from others, that he had been drunk every day since his

arrival at New York, and behav'd very oddly. He had gam'd, too, and

lost his money, so that I was oblig'd to discharge his lodgings, and

defray his expenses to and at Philadelphia, which prov'd extremely

inconvenient to me.

The then governor of New York, Burnet (son of Bishop Burnet), hearing

from the captain that a young man, one of his passengers, had a great

many books, desir'd he would bring me to see him. I waited upon him

accordingly, and should have taken Collins with me but that he was not

sober. The gov'r. treated me with great civility, show'd me his

library, which was a very large one, and we had a good deal of

conversation about books and authors. This was the second governor who

had done me the honour to take notice of me; which, to a poor boy like

me, was very pleasing.

We proceeded to Philadelphia. I received on the way Vernon's money,

without which we could hardly have finish'd our journey. Collins

wished to be employ'd in some counting-house; but, whether they

discover'd his dramming by his breath, or by his behaviour, tho' he

had some recommendations, he met with no success in any application,

and continu'd lodging and boarding at the same house with me, and at

my expense. Knowing I had that money of Vernon's, he was continually

borrowing of me, still promising repayment as soon as he should be in

business. At length he had got so much of it that I was distress'd to

think what I should do in case of being call'd on to remit it.

His drinking continu'd, about which we sometimes quarrel'd; for, when

a little intoxicated, he was very fractious. Once, in a boat on the

Delaware with some other young men, he refused to row in his turn. "I

will be row'd home," says he. "We will not row you," says I. "You

must, or stay all night on the water," says he, "just as you please."

The others said, "Let us row; what signifies it?" But, my mind being

soured with his other conduct, I continu'd to refuse. So he swore he

would make me row, or throw me overboard; and coming along, stepping

on the thwarts, toward me, when he came up and struck at me, I clapped

my hand under his crutch, and, rising, pitched him head-foremost into

the river. I knew he was a good swimmer, and so was under little

concern about him; but before he could get round to lay hold of the

boat, we had with a few strokes pull'd her out of his reach; and ever

when he drew near the boat, we ask'd if he would row, striking a few

strokes to slide her away from him. He was ready to die with

vexation, and obstinately would not promise to row. However, seeing

him at last beginning to tire, we lifted him in and brought him home

dripping wet in the evening. We hardly exchang'd a civil word

afterwards, and a West India captain, who had a commission to procure

a tutor for the sons of a gentleman at Barbados, happening to meet

with him, agreed to carry him thither. He left me then, promising to

remit me the first money he should receive in order to discharge the

debt; but I never heard of him after.

The breaking into this money of Vernon's was one of the first great

errata of my life; and this affair show'd that my father was not much

out in his judgment when he suppos'd me too young to manage business

of importance. But Sir William, on reading his letter, said he was too

prudent. There was great difference in persons; and discretion did not

always accompany years, nor was youth always without it. "And since he

will not set you up," says he, "I will do it myself. Give me an

inventory of the things necessary to be had from England, and I will

send for them. You shall repay me when you are able; I am resolv'd to

have a good printer here, and I am sure you must succeed." This was

spoken with such an appearance of cordiality, that I had not the least

doubt of his meaning what he said. I had hitherto kept the proposition

of my setting up, a secret in Philadelphia, and I still kept it. Had

it been known that I depended on the governor, probably some friend,

that knew him better, would have advis'd me not to rely on him, as I

afterwards heard it as his known character to be liberal of promises

which he never meant to keep. Yet, unsolicited as he was by me, how

could I think his generous offers insincere? I believ'd him one of the

best men in the world.

I presented him an inventory of a little print'-house, amounting by my

computation to about one hundred pounds sterling. He lik'd it, but

ask'd me if my being on the spot in England to chuse the types, and

see that everything was good of the kind, might not be of some

advantage. "Then," says he, "when there, you may make acquaintances,

and establish correspondences in the bookselling and stationery way."

I agreed that this might be advantageous. "Then," says he, "get

yourself ready to go with Annis;" which was the annual ship, and the

only one at that time usually passing between London and Philadelphia.

But it would be some months before Annis sail'd, so I continued

working with Keimer, fretting about the money Collins had got from me,

and in daily apprehensions of being call'd upon by Vernon, which,

however, did not happen for some years after.

I believe I have omitted mentioning that, in my first voyage from

Boston, being becalm'd off Block Island, our people set about catching

cod, and hauled up a great many. Hitherto I had stuck to my resolution

of not eating animal food, and on this occasion I consider'd, with my

master Tryon, the taking every fish as a kind of unprovoked murder,

since none of them had, or ever could do us any injury that might

justify the slaughter. All this seemed very reasonable. But I had

formerly been a great lover of fish, and, when this came hot out of

the frying-pan, it smelt admirably well. I balanc'd some time between

principle and inclination, till I recollected that, when the fish were

opened, I saw smaller fish taken out of their stomachs; then thought

I, "If you eat one another, I don't see why we mayn't eat you." So I

din'd upon cod very heartily, and continued to eat with other people,

returning only now and then occasionally to a vegetable diet. So

convenient a thing is it to be a _reasonable creature_, since it

enables one to find or make a reason for everything one has a mind to

do.

V

EARLY FRIENDS IN PHILADELPHIA

Keimer and I liv'd on a pretty good familiar footing, and agreed

tolerably well, for he suspected nothing of my setting up. He retained

a great deal of his old enthusiasms and lov'd argumentation. We

therefore had many disputations. I used to work him so with my

Socratic method, and had trepann'd him so often by questions

apparently so distant from any point we had in hand, and yet by

degrees led to the point, and brought him into difficulties and

contradictions, that at last he grew ridiculously cautious, and would

hardly answer me the most common question, without asking first,

"_What do you intend to infer from that_?" However, it gave him so

high an opinion of my abilities in the confuting way, that he

seriously proposed my being his colleague in a project he had of

setting up a new sect. He was to preach the doctrines, and I was to

confound all opponents. When he came to explain with me upon the

doctrines, I found several conundrums which I objected to, unless I

might have my way a little too, and introduce some of mine.

Keimer wore his beard at full length, because somewhere in the Mosaic

law it is said, "_Thou shalt not mar the corners of thy beard_." He

likewise kept the Seventh day, Sabbath; and these two points were

essentials with him. I dislik'd both; but agreed to admit them upon

condition of his adopting the doctrine of using no animal food. "I

doubt," said he, "my constitution will not bear that." I assur'd him

it would, and that he would be the better for it. He was usually a

great glutton, and I promised myself some diversion in half starving

him. He agreed to try the practice, if I would keep him company. I did

so, and we held it for three months. We had our victuals dress'd, and

brought to us regularly by a woman in the neighborhood, who had from

me a list of forty dishes, to be prepar'd for us at different times,

in all which there was neither fish, flesh, nor fowl, and the whim

suited me the better at this time from the cheapness of it, not

costing us above eighteenpence sterling each per week. I have since

kept several Lents most strictly, leaving the common diet for that,

and that for the common, abruptly, without the least inconvenience, so

that I think there is little in the advice of making those changes by

easy gradations. I went on pleasantly, but poor Keimer suffered

grievously, tired of the project, long'd for the flesh-pots of Egypt,

and order'd a roast pig. He invited me and two women friends to dine

with him; but, it being brought too soon upon table, he could not

resist the temptation, and ate the whole before we came.

I had made some courtship during this time to Miss Read. I had a great

respect and affection for her, and had some reason to believe she had

the same for me; but, as I was about to take a long voyage, and we

were both very young, only a little above eighteen, it was thought

most prudent by her mother to prevent our going too far at present, as

a marriage, if it was to take place, would be more convenient after my

return, when I should be, as I expected, set up in my business.

Perhaps, too, she thought my expectations not so well founded as I

imagined them to be.

My chief acquaintances at this time were Charles Osborne, Joseph

Watson, and James Ralph, all lovers of reading. The two first were

clerks to an eminent scrivener or conveyancer in the town, Charles

Brockden; the other was clerk to a merchant. Watson was a pious,

sensible young man, of great integrity; the others rather more lax in

their principles of religion, particularly Ralph, who, as well as

Collins, had been unsettled by me, for which they both made me suffer.

Osborne was sensible, candid, frank; sincere and affectionate to his

friends; but, in literary matters, too fond of criticizing. Ralph was

ingenious, genteel in his manners, and extremely eloquent; I think I

never knew a prettier talker. Both of them were great admirers of

poetry, and began to try their hands in little pieces. Many pleasant

walks we four had together on Sundays into the woods, near

Schuylkill, where we read to one another, and conferr'd on what we

read.

[Illustration: "Many pleasant walks we four had together"]

Ralph was inclin'd to pursue the study of poetry, not doubting but he

might become eminent in it, and make his fortune by it, alleging that

the best poets must, when they first began to write, make as many

faults as he did. Osborne dissuaded him, assur'd him he had no genius

for poetry, and advis'd him to think of nothing beyond the business he

was bred to; that, in the mercantile way, tho' he had no stock, he

might, by his diligence and punctuality, recommend himself to

employment as a factor, and in time acquire wherewith to trade on his

own account. I approv'd the amusing one's self with poetry now and

then, so far as to improve one's language, but no farther.

On this it was propos'd that we should each of us, at our next

meeting, produce a piece of our own composing, in order to improve by

our mutual observations, criticisms, and corrections. As language and

expression were what we had in view, we excluded all considerations of

invention by agreeing that the task should be a version of the

eighteenth Psalm, which describes the descent of a Deity. When the

time of our meeting drew nigh, Ralph called on me first, and let me

know his piece was ready. I told him I had been busy, and, having

little inclination, had done nothing. He then show'd me his piece for

my opinion, and I much approv'd it, as it appear'd to me to have great

merit. "Now," says he, "Osborne never will allow the least merit in

anything of mine, but makes 1000 criticisms out of mere envy. He is

not so jealous of you; I wish, therefore, you would take this piece,

and produce it as yours; I will pretend not to have had time, and so

produce nothing. We shall then see what he will say to it." It was

agreed, and I immediately transcrib'd it, that it might appear in my

own hand.

We met; Watson's performance was read; there were some beauties in it,

but many defects. Osborne's was read; it was much better; Ralph did it

justice; remarked some faults, but applauded the beauties. He himself

had nothing to produce. I was backward; seemed desirous of being

excused; had not had sufficient time to correct, etc.; but no excuse

could be admitted; produce I must. It was read and repeated; Watson

and Osborne gave up the contest, and join'd in applauding it. Ralph

only made some criticisms, and propos'd some amendments; but I

defended my text. Osborne was against Ralph, and told him he was no

better a critic than poet, so he dropt the argument. As they two went

home together, Osborne expressed himself still more strongly in favor

of what he thought my production; having restrain'd himself before, as

he said, lest I should think it flattery. "But who would have

imagin'd," said he, "that Franklin had been capable of such a

performance; such painting, such force, such fire! He has even

improv'd the original. In his common conversation he seems to have no

choice of words; he hesitates and blunders; and yet, good God! how he

writes!" When we next met, Ralph discovered the trick we had plaid

him, and Osborne was a little laughed at.

This transaction fixed Ralph in his resolution of becoming a poet. I

did all I could to dissuade him from it, but he continued scribbling

verses till _Pope_ cured him.[35] He became, however, a pretty good

prose writer. More of him hereafter. But, as I may not have occasion

again to mention the other two, I shall just remark here, that Watson

died in my arms a few years after, much lamented, being the best of

our set. Osborne went to the West Indies, where he became an eminent

lawyer and made money, but died young. He and I had made a serious

agreement, that the one who happen'd first to die should, if possible,

make a friendly visit to the other, and acquaint him how he found

things in that separate state. But he never fulfill'd his promise.

[35] "In one of the later editions of the _Dunciad_ occur

the following lines:

'Silence, ye wolves! while Ralph to Cynthia howls,

And makes night hideous--answer him, ye owls.'

To this the poet adds the following note:

'James Ralph, a name inserted after the first editions,

not known till he writ a swearing-piece called _Sawney_,

very abusive of Dr. Swift, Mr. Gay, and myself.'"

VI

FIRST VISIT TO LONDON

The governor, seeming to like my company, had me frequently to his

house, and his setting me up was always mention'd as a fixed thing. I

was to take with me letters recommendatory to a number of his friends,

besides the letter of credit to furnish me with the necessary money

for purchasing the press and types, paper, etc. For these letters I

was appointed to call at different times, when they were to be ready;

but a future time was still named. Thus he went on till the ship,

whose departure too had been several times postponed, was on the point

of sailing. Then, when I call'd to take my leave and receive the

letters, his secretary, Dr. Bard, came out to me and said the governor

was extremely busy in writing, but would be down at Newcastle, before

the ship, and there the letters would be delivered to me.

Ralph, though married, and having one child, had determined to

accompany me in this voyage. It was thought he intended to establish a

correspondence, and obtain goods to sell on commission; but I found

afterwards, that, thro' some discontent with his wife's relations, he

purposed to leave her on their hands, and never return again. Having

taken leave of my friends, and interchang'd some promises with Miss

Read, I left Philadelphia in the ship, which anchor'd at Newcastle.

The governor was there; but when I went to his lodging, the secretary

came to me from him with the civillest message in the world, that he

could not then see me, being engaged in business of the utmost

importance, but should send the letters to me on board, wished me

heartily a good voyage and a speedy return, etc. I returned on board a

little puzzled, but still not doubting.

Mr. Andrew Hamilton, a famous lawyer of Philadelphia, had taken

passage in the same ship for himself and son, and with Mr. Denham, a

Quaker merchant, and Messrs. Onion and Russel, masters of an iron work

in Maryland, had engaged the great cabin; so that Ralph and I were

forced to take up with a berth in the steerage, and none on board

knowing us, were considered as ordinary persons. But Mr. Hamilton and

his son (it was James, since governor) return'd from Newcastle to

Philadelphia, the father being recall'd by a great fee to plead for a

seized ship; and, just before we sail'd, Colonel French coming on

board, and showing me great respect, I was more taken notice of, and,

with my friend Ralph, invited by the other gentlemen to come into the

cabin, there being now room. Accordingly, we remov'd thither.

Understanding that Colonel French had brought on board the governor's

despatches, I ask'd the captain for those letters that were to be

under my care. He said all were put into the bag together and he could

not then come at them; but, before we landed in England, I should have

an opportunity of picking them out; so I was satisfied for the

present, and we proceeded on our voyage. We had a sociable company in

the cabin, and lived uncommonly well, having the addition of all Mr.

Hamilton's stores, who had laid in plentifully. In this passage Mr.

Denham contracted a friendship for me that continued during his life.

The voyage was otherwise not a pleasant one, as we had a great deal of

bad weather.

When we came into the Channel, the captain kept his word with me, and

gave me an opportunity of examining the bag for the governor's

letters. I found none upon which my name was put as under my care. I

picked out six or seven, that, by the handwriting, I thought might be

the promised letters, especially as one of them was directed to

Basket, the king's printer, and another to some stationer. We arriv'd

in London the 24th of December, 1724. I waited upon the stationer, who

came first in my way, delivering the letter as from Governor Keith. "I

don't know such a person," says he; but, opening the letter, "O! this

is from Riddlesden. I have lately found him to be a compleat rascal,

and I will have nothing to do with him, nor receive any letters from

him." So, putting the letter into my hand, he turn'd on his heel and

left me to serve some customer. I was surprized to find these were not

the governor's letters; and, after recollecting and comparing

circumstances, I began to doubt his sincerity. I found my friend

Denham, and opened the whole affair to him. He let me into Keith's

character; told me there was not the least probability that he had

written any letters for me; that no one, who knew him, had the

smallest dependence on him; and he laught at the notion of the

governor's giving me a letter of credit, having, as he said, no credit

to give. On my expressing some concern about what I should do, he

advised me to endeavour getting some employment in the way of my

business. "Among the printers here," said he, "you will improve

yourself, and when you return to America, you will set up to greater

advantage."

[Illustration: "So, putting the letter into my hand"]

We both of us happen'd to know, as well as the stationer, that

Riddlesden, the attorney, was a very knave. He had half ruin'd Miss

Read's father by persuading him to be bound for him. By this letter it

appear'd there was a secret scheme on foot to the prejudice of

Hamilton (suppos'd to be then coming over with us); and that Keith was

concerned in it with Riddlesden. Denham, who was a friend of

Hamilton's, thought he ought to be acquainted with it; so, when he

arriv'd in England, which was soon after, partly from resentment and

ill-will to Keith and Riddlesden, and partly from good-will to him, I

waited on him, and gave him the letter. He thank'd me cordially, the

information being of importance to him; and from that time he became

my friend, greatly to my advantage afterwards on many occasions.

But what shall we think of a governor's playing such pitiful tricks,

and imposing so grossly on a poor ignorant boy! It was a habit he had

acquired. He wish'd to please everybody; and, having little to give,

he gave expectations. He was otherwise an ingenious, sensible man, a

pretty good writer, and a good governor for the people, tho' not for

his constituents, the proprietaries, whose instructions he sometimes

disregarded. Several of our best laws were of his planning and passed

during his administration.

Ralph and I were inseparable companions. We took lodgings together in

Little Britain[36] at three shillings and sixpence a week--as much as

we could then afford. He found some relations, but they were poor, and

unable to assist him. He now let me know his intentions of remaining

in London, and that he never meant to return to Philadelphia. He had

brought no money with him, the whole he could muster having been

expended in paying his passage. I had fifteen pistoles;[37] so he

borrowed occasionally of me to subsist, while he was looking out for

business. He first endeavoured to get into the play-house, believing

himself qualify'd for an actor; but Wilkes,[38] to whom he apply'd,

advis'd him candidly not to think of that employment, as it was

impossible he should succeed in it. Then he propos'd to Roberts, a

publisher in Paternoster Row,[39] to write for him a weekly paper like

the Spectator, on certain conditions, which Roberts did not approve.

Then he endeavoured to get employment as a hackney writer, to copy for

the stationers and lawyers about the Temple,[40] but could find no

vacancy.

[36] One of the oldest parts of London, north of St.

Paul's Cathedral, called "Little Britain" because the

Dukes of Brittany used to live there. See the essay

entitled "Little Britain" in Washington Irving's _Sketch

Book_.

[37] A gold coin worth about four dollars in our money.

[38] A popular comedian, manager of Drury Lane Theater.

[39] Street north of St. Paul's, occupied by publishing

houses.

[40] Law schools and lawyers' residences situated

southwest of St. Paul's, between Fleet Street and the

Thames.

I immediately got into work at Palmer's, then a famous printing-house

in Bartholomew Close, and here I continu'd near a year. I was pretty

diligent, but spent with Ralph a good deal of my earnings in going to

plays and other places of amusement. We had together consumed all my

pistoles, and now just rubbed on from hand to mouth. He seem'd quite

to forget his wife and child, and I, by degrees, my engagements with

Miss Read, to whom I never wrote more than one letter, and that was to

let her know I was not likely soon to return. This was another of the

great errata of my life, which I should wish to correct if I were to

live it over again. In fact, by our expenses, I was constantly kept

unable to pay my passage.

At Palmer's I was employed in composing for the second edition of

Wollaston's "Religion of Nature." Some of his reasonings not appearing

to me well founded, I wrote a little metaphysical piece in which I

made remarks on them. It was entitled "A Dissertation on Liberty and

Necessity, Pleasure and Pain." I inscribed it to my friend Ralph; I

printed a small number. It occasion'd my being more consider'd by Mr.

Palmer as a young man of some ingenuity, tho' he seriously

expostulated with me upon the principles of my pamphlet, which to him

appear'd abominable. My printing this pamphlet was another erratum.

While I lodg'd in Little Britain, I made an acquaintance with one

Wilcox, a bookseller, whose shop was at the next door. He had an

immense collection of second-hand books. Circulating libraries were

not then in use; but we agreed that, on certain reasonable terms,

which I have now forgotten, I might take, read, and return any of his

books. This I esteem'd a great advantage, and I made as much use of it

as I could.

My pamphlet by some means falling into the hands of one Lyons, a

surgeon, author of a book entitled "The Infallibility of Human

Judgment," it occasioned an acquaintance between us. He took great

notice of me, called on me often to converse on those subjects,

carried me to the Horns, a pale alehouse in----Lane, Cheapside,

and introduced me to Dr. Mandeville, author of the "Fable of the

Bees," who had a club there, of which he was the soul, being a most

facetious, entertaining companion. Lyons, too, introduced me to Dr.

Pemberton, at Batson's Coffee-house, who promis'd to give me an

opportunity, sometime or other, of seeing Sir Isaac Newton, of which I

was extreamly desirous; but this never happened.

I had brought over a few curiosities, among which the principal was a

purse made of the asbestos, which purifies by fire. Sir Hans Sloane

heard of it, came to see me, and invited me to his house in Bloomsbury

Square, where he show'd me all his curiosities, and persuaded me to

let him add that to the number, for which he paid me handsomely.

In our house there lodg'd a young woman, a milliner, who, I think, had

a shop in the Cloisters. She had been genteelly bred, was sensible and

lively, and of most pleasing conversation. Ralph read plays to her in

the evenings, they grew intimate, she took another lodging, and he

followed her. They liv'd together some time; but, he being still out

of business, and her income not sufficient to maintain them with her

child, he took a resolution of going from London, to try for a country

school, which he thought himself well qualified to undertake, as he

wrote an excellent hand, and was a master of arithmetic and accounts.

This, however, he deemed a business below him, and confident of future

better fortune, when he should be unwilling to have it known that he

once was so meanly employed, he changed his name, and did me the

honour to assume mine; for I soon after had a letter from him,

acquainting me that he was settled in a small village (in Berkshire, I

think it was, where he taught reading and writing to ten or a dozen

boys, at sixpence each per week), recommending Mrs. T---- to my care,

and desiring me to write to him, directing for Mr. Franklin,

schoolmaster, at such a place.

He continued to write frequently, sending me large specimens of an

epic poem which he was then composing, and desiring my remarks and

corrections. These I gave him from time to time, but endeavour'd

rather to discourage his proceeding. One of Young's Satires[41] was

then just published. I copy'd and sent him a great part of it, which

set in a strong light the folly of pursuing the Muses with any hope of

advancement by them. All was in vain; sheets of the poem continued to

come by every post. In the meantime, Mrs. T----, having on his account

lost her friends and business, was often in distresses, and us'd to

send for me and borrow what I could spare to help her out of them. I

grew fond of her company, and, being at that time under no religious

restraint, and presuming upon my importance to her, I attempted

familiarities (another erratum) which she repuls'd with a proper

resentment, and acquainted him with my behaviour. This made a breach

between us; and, when he returned again to London, he let me know he

thought I had cancell'd all the obligations he had been under to me.

So I found I was never to expect his repaying me what I lent to him or

advanc'd for him. This, however, was not then of much consequence, as

he was totally unable; and in the loss of his friendship I found

myself relieved from a burthen. I now began to think of getting a

little money beforehand, and, expecting better work, I left Palmer's

to work at Watts's, near Lincoln's Inn Fields, a still greater

printing-house.[42] Here I continued all the rest of my stay in London.

[41] Edward Young (1681-1765), an English poet. See his

satires, Vol. III, Epist. ii, page 70.

[42] The printing press at which Franklin worked is

preserved in the Patent Office at Washington.

At my first admission into this printing-house I took to working at

press, imagining I felt a want of the bodily exercise I had been us'd

to in America, where presswork is mix'd with composing. I drank only

water; the other workmen, near fifty in number, were great guzzlers of

beer. On occasion, I carried up and down stairs a large form of types

in each hand, when others carried but one in both hands. They wondered

to see, from this and several instances, that the _Water-American_, as

they called me, was _stronger_ than themselves, who drank _strong_

beer! We had an alehouse boy who attended always in the house to

supply the workmen. My companion at the press drank every day a pint

before breakfast, a pint at breakfast with his bread and cheese, a

pint between breakfast and dinner, a pint at dinner, a pint in the

afternoon about six o'clock, and another when he had done his day's

work. I thought it a detestable custom; but it was necessary, he

suppos'd, to drink _strong_ beer, that he might be _strong_ to labour.

I endeavoured to convince him that the bodily strength afforded by

beer could only be in proportion to the grain or flour of the barley

dissolved in the water of which it was made; that there was more flour

in a pennyworth of bread; and therefore, if he would eat that with a

pint of water, it would give him more strength than a quart of beer.

He drank on, however, and had four or five shillings to pay out of his

wages every Saturday night for that muddling liquor; an expense I was

free from. And thus these poor devils keep themselves always under.

[Illustration: "I took to working at press"]

Watts, after some weeks, desiring to have me in the composing-room,[43]

I left the pressmen; a new bien venu or sum for drink, being five

shillings, was demanded of me by the compositors. I thought it an

imposition, as I had paid below; the master thought so too, and forbade

my paying it. I stood out two or three weeks, was accordingly considered

as an excommunicate, and had so many little pieces of private mischief

done me, by mixing my sorts, transposing my pages, breaking my matter,

etc., etc., if I were ever so little out of the room, and all ascribed

to the chappel ghost, which they said ever haunted those not regularly

admitted, that, notwithstanding the master's protection, I found myself

oblig'd to comply and pay the money, convinc'd of the folly of being on

ill terms with those one is to live with continually.

[43] Franklin now left the work of operating the printing

presses, which was largely a matter of manual labor, and

began setting type, which required more skill and

intelligence.

I was now on a fair footing with them, and soon acquir'd considerable

influence. I propos'd some reasonable alterations in their chappel

laws,[44] and carried them against all opposition. From my example, a

great part of them left their muddling breakfast of beer, and bread,

and cheese, finding they could with me be supply'd from a neighbouring

house with a large porringer of hot water-gruel, sprinkled with

pepper, crumb'd with bread, and a bit of butter in it, for the price

of a pint of beer, viz., three half-pence. This was a more comfortable

as well as cheaper breakfast, and keep their heads clearer. Those who

continued sotting with beer all day, were often, by not paying, out of

credit at the alehouse, and us'd to make interest with me to get beer;

their _light_, as they phrased it, _being out_. I watch'd the

pay-table on Saturday night, and collected what I stood engag'd for

them, having to pay sometimes near thirty shillings a week on their

accounts. This, and my being esteem'd a pretty good _riggite_, that

is, a jocular verbal satirist, supported my consequence in the

society. My constant attendance (I never making a St. Monday)[45]

recommended me to the master; and my uncommon quickness at composing

occasioned my being put upon all work of dispatch, which was generally

better paid. So I went on now very agreeably.

[44] A printing house is called a chapel because Caxton,

the first English printer, did his printing in a chapel

connected with Westminster Abbey.

[45] A holiday taken to prolong the dissipation of

Saturday's wages.

My lodging in Little Britain being too remote, I found another in

Duke-street, opposite to the Romish Chapel. It was two pair of stairs

backwards, at an Italian warehouse. A widow lady kept the house; she

had a daughter, and a maid servant, and a journeyman who attended the

warehouse, but lodg'd abroad. After sending to inquire my character at

the house where I last lodg'd she agreed to take me in at the same

rate, 3s. 6d. per week; cheaper, as she said, from the protection she

expected in having a man lodge in the house. She was a widow, an

elderly woman; had been bred a Protestant, being a clergyman's

daughter, but was converted to the Catholic religion by her husband,

whose memory she much revered; had lived much among people of

distinction, and knew a thousand anecdotes of them as far back as the

times of Charles the Second. She was lame in her knees with the gout,

and, therefore, seldom stirred out of her room, so sometimes wanted

company; and hers was so highly amusing to me, that I was sure to

spend an evening with her whenever she desired it. Our supper was

only half an anchovy each, on a very little strip of bread and butter,

and half a pint of ale between us; but the entertainment was in her

conversation. My always keeping good hours, and giving little trouble

in the family, made her unwilling to part with me, so that, when I

talk'd of a lodging I had heard of, nearer my business, for two

shillings a week, which, intent as I now was on saving money, made

some difference, she bid me not think of it, for she would abate me

two shillings a week for the future; so I remained with her at one

shilling and sixpence as long as I staid in London.

In a garret of her house there lived a maiden lady of seventy, in the

most retired manner, of whom my landlady gave me this account: that

she was a Roman Catholic, had been sent abroad when young, and lodg'd

in a nunnery with an intent of becoming a nun; but, the country not

agreeing with her, she returned to England, where, there being no

nunnery, she had vow'd to lead the life of a nun, as near as might be

done in those circumstances. Accordingly, she had given all her estate

to charitable uses, reserving only twelve pounds a year to live on,

and out of this sum she still gave a great deal in charity, living

herself on water-gruel only, and using no fire but to boil it. She had

lived many years in that garret, being permitted to remain there

gratis by successive Catholic tenants of the house below, as they

deemed it a blessing to have her there. A priest visited her to

confess her every day. "I have ask'd her," says my landlady, "how she,

as she liv'd, could possibly find so much employment for a confessor?"

"Oh," said she, "it is impossible to avoid _vain thoughts_." I was

permitted once to visit her. She was cheerful and polite, and

convers'd pleasantly. The room was clean, but had no other furniture

than a matras, a table with a crucifix and book, a stool which she

gave me to sit on, and a picture over the chimney of Saint Veronica

displaying her handkerchief, with the miraculous figure of Christ's

bleeding face on it,[46] which she explained to me with great

seriousness. She look'd pale, but was never sick; and I give it as

another instance on how small an income, life and health may be

supported.

At Watts's printing-house I contracted an acquaintance with an

ingenious young man, one Wygate, who, having wealthy relations, had

been better educated than most printers; was a tolerable Latinist,

spoke French, and lov'd reading. I taught him and a friend of his to

swim at twice going into the river, and they soon became good

swimmers. They introduc'd me to some gentlemen from the country, who

went to Chelsea by water to see the College and Don Saltero's

curiosities.[47] In our return, at the request of the company, whose

curiosity Wygate had excited, I stripped and leaped into the river,

and swam from near Chelsea to Blackfriar's,[48] performing on the way

many feats of activity, both upon and under water, that surpris'd and

pleas'd those to whom they were novelties.

[46] The story is that she met Christ on His way to

crucifixion and offered Him her handkerchief to wipe the

blood from His face, after which the handkerchief always

bore the image of Christ's bleeding face.

[47] James Salter, a former servant of Hans Sloane, lived

in Cheyne Walk, Chelsea. "His house, a barber-shop, was

known as 'Don Saltero's Coffee-House.' The curiosities

were in glass cases and constituted an amazing and

motley collection--a petrified crab from China, a

'lignified hog,' Job's tears, Madagascar lances, William

the Conqueror's flaming sword, and Henry the Eighth's

coat of mail."--Smyth.

[48] About three miles.

I had from a child been ever delighted with this exercise, had studied

and practis'd all Thevenot's motions and positions, added some of my

own, aiming at the graceful and easy as well as the useful. All these

I took this occasion of exhibiting to the company, and was much

flatter'd by their admiration; and Wygate, who was desirous of

becoming a master, grew more and more attach'd to me on that account,

as well as from the similarity of our studies. He at length proposed

to me traveling all over Europe together, supporting ourselves

everywhere by working at our business. I was once inclined to it; but,

mentioning it to my good friend Mr. Denham, with whom I often spent an

hour when I had leisure, he dissuaded me from it, advising me to think

only of returning to Pennsylvania, which he was now about to do.

I must record one trait of this good man's character. He had formerly

been in business at Bristol, but failed in debt to a number of people,

compounded and went to America. There, by a close application to

business as a merchant, he acquired a plentiful fortune in a few

years. Returning to England in the ship with me, he invited his old

creditors to an entertainment, at which he thank'd them for the easy

composition they had favoured him with, and, when they expected

nothing but the treat, every man at the first remove found under his

plate an order on a banker for the full amount of the unpaid

remainder with interest.

He now told me he was about to return to Philadelphia, and should

carry over a great quantity of goods in order to open a store there.

He propos'd to take me over as his clerk, to keep his books, in which

he would instruct me, copy his letters, and attend the store. He

added, that, as soon as I should be acquainted with mercantile

business, he would promote me by sending me with a cargo of flour and

bread, etc., to the West Indies, and procure me commissions from

others which would be profitable; and, if I manag'd well, would

establish me handsomely. The thing pleas'd me; for I was grown tired

of London, remembered with pleasure the happy months I had spent in

Pennsylvania, and wish'd again to see it; therefore I immediately

agreed on the terms of fifty pounds a year,[49] Pennsylvania money;

less, indeed, than my present gettings as a compositor, but affording

a better prospect.

[49] About $167.

I now took leave of printing, as I thought, forever, and was daily

employed in my new business, going about with Mr. Denham among the

tradesmen to purchase various articles, and seeing them pack'd up,

doing errands, calling upon workmen to dispatch, etc.; and, when all

was on board, I had a few days' leisure. On one of these days, I was,

to my surprise, sent for by a great man I knew only by name, a Sir

William Wyndham, and I waited upon him. He had heard by some means or

other of my swimming from Chelsea to Blackfriars, and of my teaching

Wygate and another young man to swim in a few hours. He had two sons,

about to set out on their travels; he wish'd to have them first taught

swimming, and proposed to gratify me handsomely if I would teach them.

They were not yet come to town, and my stay was uncertain, so I could

not undertake it; but, from this incident, I thought it likely that,

if I were to remain in England and open a swimming-school, I might get

a good deal of money; and it struck me so strongly, that, had the

overture been sooner made me, probably I should not so soon have

returned to America. After many years, you and I had something of more

importance to do with one of these sons of Sir William Wyndham,

become Earl of Egremont, which I shall mention in its place.

Thus I spent about eighteen months in London; most part of the time I

work'd hard at my business, and spent but little upon myself except in

seeing plays and in books. My friend Ralph had kept me poor; he owed

me about twenty-seven pounds, which I was now never likely to receive;

a great sum out of my small earnings! I lov'd him, notwithstanding,

for he had many amiable qualities. I had by no means improv'd my

fortune; but I had picked up some very ingenious acquaintance, whose

conversation was of great advantage to me; and I had read

considerably.

VII

BEGINNING BUSINESS IN

PHILADELPHIA

We sail'd from Gravesend on the 23rd of July, 1726. For the incidents

of the voyage, I refer you to my Journal, where you will find them all

minutely related. Perhaps the most important part of that journal is

the _plan_[50] to be found in it, which I formed at sea, for

regulating my future conduct in life. It is the more remarkable, as

being formed when I was so young, and yet being pretty faithfully

adhered to quite thro' to old age.

[50] "Not found in the manuscript journal, which was left

among Franklin's papers."--Bigelow.

We landed in Philadelphia on the 11th of October, where I found sundry

alterations. Keith was no longer governor, being superseded by Major

Gordon. I met him walking the streets as a common citizen. He seem'd a

little asham'd at seeing me, but pass'd without saying anything. I

should have been as much asham'd at seeing Miss Read, had not her

friends, despairing with reason of my return after the receipt of my

letter, persuaded her to marry another, one Rogers, a potter, which

was done in my absence. With him, however, she was never happy, and

soon parted from him, refusing to cohabit with him or bear his name,

it being now said that he had another wife. He was a worthless fellow,

tho' an excellent workman, which was the temptation to her friends. He

got into debt, ran away in 1727 or 1728, went to the West Indies, and

died there. Keimer had got a better house, a shop well supply'd with

stationery, plenty of new types, a number of hands, tho' none good,

and seem'd to have a great deal of business.

Mr. Denham took a store in Water-street, where we open'd our goods; I

attended the business diligently, studied accounts, and grew, in a

little time, expert at selling. We lodg'd and boarded together; he

counsell'd me as a father, having a sincere regard for me. I respected

and loved him, and we might have gone on together very happy; but, in

the beginning of February, 1726/7, when I had just pass'd my

twenty-first year, we both were taken ill. My distemper was a

pleurisy, which very nearly carried me off. I suffered a good deal,

gave up the point in my own mind, and was rather disappointed when I

found myself recovering, regretting, in some degree, that I must now,

some time or other, have all that disagreeable work to do over again.

I forget what his distemper was; it held him a long time, and at

length carried him off. He left me a small legacy in a nuncupative

will, as a token of his kindness for me, and he left me once more to

the wide world; for the store was taken into the care of his

executors, and my employment under him ended.

[Illustration: "Mr. Denham took a store in Water-street"]

My brother-in-law, Holmes, being now at Philadelphia, advised my

return to my business; and Keimer tempted me, with an offer of large

wages by the year, to come and take the management of his

printing-house, that he might better attend his stationer's shop. I

had heard a bad character of him in London from his wife and her

friends, and was not fond of having any more to do with him. I tri'd

for farther employment as a merchant's clerk; but, not readily meeting

with any, I clos'd again with Keimer. I found in his house these

hands: Hugh Meredith, a Welsh Pennsylvanian, thirty years of age, bred

to country work; honest, sensible, had a great deal of solid

observation, was something of a reader, but given to drink. Stephen

Potts, a young countryman of full age, bred to the same, of uncommon

natural parts, and great wit and humor, but a little idle. These he

had agreed with at extream low wages per week to be rais'd a shilling

every three months, as they would deserve by improving in their

business; and the expectation of these high wages, to come on

hereafter, was what he had drawn them in with. Meredith was to work at

press, Potts at book-binding, which he, by agreement, was to teach

them, though he knew neither one nor t'other. John----, a wild

Irishman, brought up to no business, whose service, for four

years, Keimer had purchased from the captain of a ship; he, too, was

to be made a pressman. George Webb, an Oxford scholar, whose time for

four years he had likewise bought, intending him for a compositor, of

whom more presently; and David Harry, a country boy, whom he had taken

apprentice.

I soon perceiv'd that the intention of engaging me at wages so much

higher than he had been us'd to give, was, to have these raw, cheap

hands form'd thro' me; and, as soon as I had instructed them, then

they being all articled to him, he should be able to do without me. I

went on, however, very chearfully, put his printing-house in order,

which had been in great confusion, and brought his hands by degrees to

mind their business and to do it better.

It was an odd thing to find an Oxford scholar in the situation of a

bought servant. He was not more than eighteen years of age, and gave

me this account of himself; that he was born in Gloucester, educated

at a grammar-school there, had been distinguish'd among the scholars

for some apparent superiority in performing his part, when they

exhibited plays; belong'd to the Witty Club there, and had written

some pieces in prose and verse, which were printed in the Gloucester

newspapers; thence he was sent to Oxford; where he continued about a

year, but not well satisfi'd, wishing of all things to see London, and

become a player. At length, receiving his quarterly allowance of

fifteen guineas, instead of discharging his debts he walk'd out of

town, hid his gown in a furze bush, and footed it to London, where,

having no friend to advise him, he fell into bad company, soon spent

his guineas, found no means of being introduc'd among the players,

grew necessitous, pawn'd his cloaths, and wanted bread. Walking the

street very hungry, and not knowing what to do with himself, a crimp's

bill[51] was put into his hand, offering immediate entertainment and

encouragement to such as would bind themselves to serve in America. He

went directly, sign'd the indentures, was put into the ship, and came

over, never writing a line to acquaint his friends what was become of

him. He was lively, witty, good-natur'd, and a pleasant companion, but

idle, thoughtless, and imprudent to the last degree.

[51] A crimp was the agent of a shipping company. Crimps

were sometimes employed to decoy men into such service

as is here mentioned.

John, the Irishman, soon ran away; with the rest I began to live very

agreeably, for they all respected me the more, as they found Keimer

incapable of instructing them, and that from me they learned something

daily. We never worked on Saturday, that being Keimer's Sabbath, so I

had two days for reading. My acquaintance with ingenious people in the

town increased. Keimer himself treated me with great civility and

apparent regard, and nothing now made me uneasy but my debt to Vernon,

which I was yet unable to pay, being hitherto but a poor æconomist.

He, however, kindly made no demand of it.

Our printing-house often wanted sorts, and there was no letter-founder

in America; I had seen types cast at James's in London, but without

much attention to the manner; however, I now contrived a mould, made

use of the letters we had as puncheons, struck the mattrices in lead,

and thus supply'd in a pretty tolerable way all deficiencies. I also

engrav'd several things on occasion; I made the ink; I was

warehouseman, and everything, and, in short, quite a fac-totum.

But, however serviceable I might be, I found that my services became

every day of less importance, as the other hands improv'd in the

business; and, when Keimer paid my second quarter's wages, he let me

know that he felt them too heavy, and thought I should make an

abatement. He grew by degrees less civil, put on more of the master,

frequently found fault, was captious, and seem'd ready for an

outbreaking. I went on, nevertheless, with a good deal of patience,

thinking that his encumber'd circumstances were partly the cause. At

length a trifle snapt our connections; for, a great noise happening

near the court-house, I put my head out of the window to see what was

the matter. Keimer, being in the street, look'd up and saw me, call'd

out to me in a loud voice and angry tone to mind my business, adding

some reproachful words, that nettled me the more for their publicity,

all the neighbours who were looking out on the same occasion being

witnesses how I was treated. He came up immediately into the

printing-house, continu'd the quarrel, high words pass'd on both

sides, he gave me the quarter's warning we had stipulated, expressing

a wish that he had not been oblig'd to so long a warning. I told him

his wish was unnecessary, for I would leave him that instant; and so,

taking my hat, walk'd out of doors, desiring Meredith, whom I saw

below, to take care of some things I left, and bring them to my

lodgings.

Meredith came accordingly in the evening, when we talked my affair

over. He had conceiv'd a great regard for me, and was very unwilling

that I should leave the house while he remain'd in it. He dissuaded me

from returning to my native country, which I began to think of; he

reminded me that Keimer was in debt for all he possess'd; that his

creditors began to be uneasy; that he kept his shop miserably, sold

often without profit for ready money, and often trusted without

keeping accounts; that he must therefore fail, which would make a

vacancy I might profit of. I objected my want of money. He then let me

know that his father had a high opinion of me, and, from some

discourse that had pass'd between them, he was sure would advance

money to set us up, if I would enter into partnership with him. "My

time," says he, "will be out with Keimer in the spring; by that time

we may have our press and types in from London. I am sensible I am no

workman; if you like it, your skill in the business shall be set

against the stock I furnish, and we will share the profits equally."

The proposal was agreeable, and I consented; his father was in town

and approv'd of it; the more as he saw I had great influence with his

son, had prevailed on him to abstain long from dram-drinking, and he

hop'd might break him of that wretched habit entirely, when we came to

be so closely connected. I gave an inventory to the father, who

carry'd it to a merchant; the things were sent for, the secret was to

be kept till they should arrive, and in the meantime I was to get

work, if I could, at the other printing-house. But I found no vacancy

there, and so remained idle a few days, when Keimer, on a prospect of

being employ'd to print some paper money in New Jersey, which would

require cuts and various types that I only could supply, and

apprehending Bradford might engage me and get the jobb from him, sent

me a very civil message, that old friends should not part for a few

words, the effect of sudden passion, and wishing me to return.

Meredith persuaded me to comply, as it would give more opportunity for

his improvement under my daily instructions; so I return'd, and we

went on more smoothly than for some time before. The New Jersey jobb

was obtained, I contriv'd a copperplate press for it, the first that

had been seen in the country; I cut several ornaments and checks for

the bills. We went together to Burlington, where I executed the whole

to satisfaction; and he received so large a sum for the work as to be

enabled thereby to keep his head much longer above water.

At Burlington I made an acquaintance with many principal people of the

province. Several of them had been appointed by the Assembly a

committee to attend the press, and take care that no more bills were

printed than the law directed. They were therefore, by turns,

constantly with us, and generally he who attended, brought with him a

friend or two for company. My mind having been much more improv'd by

reading than Keimer's, I suppose it was for that reason my

conversation seem'd to be more valu'd. They had me to their houses,

introduced me to their friends, and show'd me much civility; while he,

tho' the master, was a little neglected. In truth, he was an odd fish;

ignorant of common life, fond of rudely opposing receiv'd opinions,

slovenly to extream dirtiness, enthusiastic in some points of

religion, and a little knavish withal.

We continu'd there near three months; and by that time I could reckon

among my acquired friends, Judge Allen, Samuel Bustill, the secretary

of the Province, Isaac Pearson, Joseph Cooper, and several of the

Smiths, members of Assembly, and Isaac Decow, the surveyor-general.

The latter was a shrewd, sagacious old man, who told me that he began

for himself, when young, by wheeling clay for brick-makers, learned to

write after he was of age, carri'd the chain for surveyors, who taught

him surveying, and he had now by his industry, acquir'd a good

estate; and says he, "I foresee that you will soon work this man out

of his business, and make a fortune in it at Philadelphia." He had not

then the least intimation of my intention to set up there or anywhere.

These friends were afterwards of great use to me, as I occasionally

was to some of them. They all continued their regard for me as long as

they lived.

Before I enter upon my public appearance in business, it may be well

to let you know the then state of my mind with regard to my principles

and morals, that you may see how far those influenc'd the future

events of my life. My parents had early given me religious

impressions, and brought me through my childhood piously in the

Dissenting way. But I was scarce fifteen, when, after doubting by

turns of several points, as I found them disputed in the different

books I read, I began to doubt of Revelation itself. Some books

against Deism[52] fell into my hands; they were said to be the

substance of sermons preached at Boyle's Lectures. It happened that

they wrought an effect on me quite contrary to what was intended by

them; for the arguments of the Deists, which were quoted to be

refuted, appeared to me much stronger than the refutations; in short,

I soon became a thorough Deist. My arguments perverted some others,

particularly Collins and Ralph; but, each of them having afterwards

wrong'd me greatly without the least compunction, and recollecting

Keith's conduct towards me (who was another free-thinker), and my own

towards Vernon and Miss Read, which at times gave me great trouble, I

began to suspect that this doctrine, tho' it might be true, was not

very useful. My London pamphlet, which had for its motto these lines

of Dryden:[53]

"Whatever is, is right. Though purblind man

Sees but a part o' the chain, the nearest link:

His eyes not carrying to the equal beam,

That poises all above;"

and from the attributes of God, his infinite wisdom, goodness and

power, concluded that nothing could possibly be wrong in the world,

and that vice and virtue were empty distinctions, no such things

existing, appear'd now not so clever a performance as I once thought

it; and I doubted whether some error had not insinuated itself

unperceiv'd into my argument, so as to infect all that follow'd, as is

common in metaphysical reasonings.

[52] The creed of an eighteenth century theological sect

which, while believing in God, refused to credit the

possibility of miracles and to acknowledge the validity

of revelation.

[53] A great English poet, dramatist, and critic

(1631-1700). The lines are inaccurately quoted from

Dryden's OEdipus, Act III, Scene I, line 293.

I grew convinc'd that _truth_, _sincerity_ and _integrity_ in dealings

between man and man were of the utmost importance to the felicity of

life; and I form'd written resolutions, which still remain in my

journal book, to practice them ever while I lived. Revelation had

indeed no weight with me, as such; but I entertain'd an opinion that,

though certain actions might not be bad _because_ they were forbidden

by it, or good _because_ it commanded them, yet probably these actions

might be forbidden _because_ they were bad for us, or commanded

_because_ they were beneficial to us, in their own natures, all the

circumstances of things considered. And this persuasion, with the kind

hand of Providence, or some guardian angel, or accidental favourable

circumstances and situations, or all together, preserved me, thro'

this dangerous time of youth, and the hazardous situations I was

sometimes in among strangers, remote from the eye and advice of my

father, without any willful gross immorality or injustice, that might

have been expected from my want of religion. I say willful, because

the instances I have mentioned had something of _necessity_ in them,

from my youth, inexperience, and the knavery of others. I had

therefore a tolerable character to begin the world with; I valued it

properly, and determin'd to preserve it.

We had not been long return'd to Philadelphia before the new types

arriv'd from London. We settled with Keimer, and left him by his

consent before he heard of it. We found a house to hire near the

market, and took it. To lessen the rent, which was then but

twenty-four pounds a year, tho' I have since known it to let for

seventy, we took in Thomas Godfrey, a glazier, and his family, who

were to pay a considerable part of it to us, and we to board with

them. We had scarce opened our letters and put our press in order,

before George House, an acquaintance of mine, brought a countryman to

us, whom he had met in the street inquiring for a printer. All our

cash was now expended in the variety of particulars we had been

obliged to procure, and this countryman's five shillings, being our

first-fruits, and coming so seasonably, gave me more pleasure than any

crown I have since earned; and the gratitude I felt toward House has

made me often more ready than perhaps I should otherwise have been to

assist young beginners.

There are croakers in every country, always boding its ruin. Such a

one then lived in Philadelphia; a person of note, an elderly man, with

a wise look and a very grave manner of speaking; his name was Samuel

Mickle. This gentleman, a stranger to me, stopt one day at my door,

and asked me if I was the young man who had lately opened a new

printing-house. Being answered in the affirmative, he said he was

sorry for me, because it was an expensive undertaking, and the expense

would be lost; for Philadelphia was a sinking place, the people

already half-bankrupts, or near being so; all appearances to the

contrary, such as new buildings and the rise of rents, being to his

certain knowledge fallacious; for they were, in fact, among the things

that would soon ruin us. And he gave me such a detail of misfortunes

now existing, or that were soon to exist, that he left me half

melancholy. Had I known him before I engaged in this business,

probably I never should have done it. This man continued to live in

this decaying place, and to declaim in the same strain, refusing for

many years to buy a house there, because all was going to

destruction; and at last I had the pleasure of seeing him give five

times as much for one as he might have bought it for when he first

began his croaking.

I should have mentioned before, that, in the autumn of the preceding

year, I had form'd most of my ingenious acquaintance into a club of

mutual improvement, which was called the Junto;[54] we met on Friday

evenings. The rules that I drew up required that every member, in his

turn, should produce one or more queries on any point of Morals,

Politics, or Natural Philosophy, to be discuss'd by the company; and

once in three months produce and read an essay of his own writing, on

any subject he pleased. Our debates were to be under the direction of

a president, and to be conducted in the sincere spirit of inquiry

after truth, without fondness for dispute, or desire of victory; and,

to prevent warmth, all expressions of positiveness in opinions, or

direct contradiction, were after some time made contraband, and

prohibited under small pecuniary penalties.

[54] A Spanish term meaning a combination for political

intrigue; here a club or society.

The first members were Joseph Breintnal, a copyer of deeds for the

scriveners, a good-natur'd, friendly middle-ag'd man, a great lover

of poetry, reading all he could meet with, and writing some that was

tolerable; very ingenious in many little Nicknackeries, and of

sensible conversation.

Thomas Godfrey, a self-taught mathematician, great in his way, and

afterward inventor of what is now called Hadley's Quadrant. But he

knew little out of his way, and was not a pleasing companion; as, like

most great mathematicians I have met with, he expected universal

precision in everything said, or was forever denying or distinguishing

upon trifles, to the disturbance of all conversation. He soon left us.

Nicholas Scull, a surveyor, afterwards surveyor-general, who lov'd

books, and sometimes made a few verses.

William Parsons, bred a shoemaker, but, loving reading, had acquir'd a

considerable share of mathematics, which he first studied with a view

to astrology, that he afterwards laught at it. He also became

surveyor-general.

William Maugridge, a joiner, a most exquisite mechanic, and a solid,

sensible man.

Hugh Meredith, Stephen Potts, and George Webb I have characteriz'd

before.

Robert Grace, a young gentleman of some fortune, generous, lively, and

witty; a lover of punning and of his friends.

And William Coleman, then a merchant's clerk, about my age, who had

the coolest, clearest head, the best heart, and the exactest morals of

almost any man I ever met with. He became afterwards a merchant of

great note, and one of our provincial judges. Our friendship continued

without interruption to his death, upwards of forty years; and the

club continued almost as long, and was the best school of philosophy,

morality, and politics that then existed in the province; for our

queries, which were read the week preceding their discussion, put us

upon reading with attention upon the several subjects, that we might

speak more to the purpose; and here, too, we acquired better habits of

conversation, everything being studied in our rules which might

prevent our disgusting each other. From hence the long continuance of

the club, which I shall have frequent occasion to speak further of

hereafter.

But my giving this account of it here is to show something of the

interest I had, everyone of these exerting themselves in recommending

business to us. Breintnal particularly procur'd us from the Quakers

the printing forty sheets of their history, the rest being to be done

by Keimer; and upon this we work'd exceedingly hard, for the price was

low. It was a folio, pro patria size, in pica, with long primer

notes.[55] I compos'd of it a sheet a day, and Meredith worked it off

at press; it was often eleven at night, and sometimes later, before I

had finished my distribution for the next day's work, for the little

jobbs sent in by our other friends now and then put us back. But so

determin'd I was to continue doing a sheet a day of the folio, that

one night, when, having impos'd[56] my forms, I thought my day's work

over, one of them by accident was broken, and two pages reduced to

pi,[57] I immediately distribut'd and composed it over again before I

went to bed; and this industry, visible to our neighbors, began to

give us character and credit; particularly, I was told, that mention

being made of the new printing-office at the merchants' Every-night

club, the general opinion was that it must fail, there being already

two printers in the place, Keimer and Bradford; but Dr. Baird (whom

you and I saw many years after at his native place, St. Andrew's in

Scotland) gave a contrary opinion: "For the industry of that

Franklin," says he, "is superior to anything I ever saw of the kind; I

see him still at work when I go home from club, and he is at work

again before his neighbors are out of bed." This struck the rest, and

we soon after had offers from one of them to supply us with

stationery; but as yet we did not chuse to engage in shop business.

[55] A sheet 8-1/2 by 13-1/2 inches, having the words

_pro patria_ in translucent letters in the body of the

paper. Pica--a size of type; as, A B C D: Long Primer--a

smaller size of type; as, A B C D.

[56] To arrange and lock up pages or columns of type in a

rectangular iron frame, ready for printing.

[57] Reduced to complete disorder.

I mention this industry the more particularly and the more freely,

tho' it seems to be talking in my own praise, that those of my

posterity, who shall read it, may know the use of that virtue, when

they see its effects in my favour throughout this relation.

George Webb, who had found a female friend that lent him wherewith to

purchase his time of Keimer, now came to offer himself as a

journeyman to us. We could not then employ him; but I foolishly let

him know as a secret that I soon intended to begin a newspaper, and

might then have work for him. My hopes of success, as I told him, were

founded on this, that the then only newspaper, printed by Bradford,

was a paltry thing, wretchedly manag'd, no way entertaining, and yet

was profitable to him; I therefore thought a good paper would scarcely

fail of good encouragement. I requested Webb not to mention it; but he

told it to Keimer, who immediately, to be beforehand with me,

published proposals for printing one himself, on which Webb was to be

employ'd. I resented this; and, to counteract them, as I could not yet

begin our paper, I wrote several pieces of entertainment for

Bradford's paper, under the title of the Busy Body, which Breintnal

continu'd some months. By this means the attention of the publick was

fixed on that paper, and Keimer's proposals, which we burlesqu'd and

ridicul'd, were disregarded. He began his paper, however, and, after

carrying it on three quarters of a year, with at most only ninety

subscribers, he offered it to me for a trifle; and I, having been

ready some time to go on with it, took it in hand directly; and it

prov'd in a few years extremely profitable to me.

I perceive that I am apt to speak in the singular number, though our

partnership still continu'd; the reason may be that, in fact, the

whole management of the business lay upon me. Meredith was no

compositor, a poor pressman, and seldom sober. My friends lamented my

connection with him, but I was to make the best of it.

[Illustration: "I see him still at work when I go home from club"]

Our first papers made a quite different appearance from any before in

the province; a better type, and better printed; but some spirited

remarks of my writing, on the dispute then going on between Governor

Burnet and the Massachusetts Assembly, struck the principal people,

occasioned the paper and the manager of it to be much talk'd of, and

in a few weeks brought them all to be our subscribers.

Their example was follow'd by many, and our number went on growing

continually. This was one of the first good effects of my having

learnt a little to scribble; another was, that the leading men, seeing

a newspaper now in the hands of one who could also handle a pen,

thought it convenient to oblige and encourage me. Bradford still

printed the votes, and laws, and other publick business. He had

printed an address of the House to the governor, in a coarse,

blundering manner; we reprinted it elegantly and correctly, and sent

one to every member. They were sensible of the difference: it

strengthened the hands of our friends in the House, and they voted us

their printers for the year ensuing.

Among my friends in the House I must not forget Mr. Hamilton, before

mentioned, who was then returned from England, and had a seat in it.

He interested himself for me strongly in that instance, as he did in

many others afterward, continuing his patronage till his death.[58]

[58] I got his son once £500.--_Marg. note_.

Mr. Vernon, about this time, put me in mind of the debt I ow'd him,

but did not press me. I wrote him an ingenuous letter of

acknowledgment, crav'd his forbearance a little longer, which he

allow'd me, and as soon as I was able, I paid the principal with

interest, and many thanks; so that erratum was in some degree

corrected.

But now another difficulty came upon me which I had never the least

reason to expect. Mr. Meredith's father, who was to have paid for our

printing-house, according to the expectations given me, was able to

advance only one hundred pounds currency, which had been paid; and a

hundred more was due to the merchant, who grew impatient, and su'd us

all. We gave bail, but saw that, if the money could not be rais'd in

time, the suit must soon come to a judgment and execution, and our

hopeful prospects must, with us, be ruined, as the press and letters

must be sold for payment, perhaps at half price.

In this distress two true friends, whose kindness I have never

forgotten, nor ever shall forget while I can remember any thing, came

to me separately, unknown to each other, and, without any application

from me, offering each of them to advance me all the money that should

be necessary to enable me to take the whole business upon myself, if

that should be practicable; but they did not like my continuing the

partnership with Meredith, who, as they said, was often seen drunk in

the streets, and playing at low games in alehouses, much to our

discredit. These two friends were William Coleman and Robert Grace. I

told them I could not propose a separation while any prospect remain'd

of the Meredith's fulfilling their part of our agreement, because I

thought myself under great obligations to them for what they had done,

and would do if they could; but, if they finally fail'd in their

performance, and our partnership must be dissolv'd, I should then

think myself at liberty to accept the assistance of my friends.

Thus the matter rested for some time, when I said to my partner,

"Perhaps your father is dissatisfied at the part you have undertaken

in this affair of ours, and is unwilling to advance for you and me

what he would for you alone. If that is the case, tell me, and I will

resign the whole to you, and go about my business." "No," said he, "my

father has really been disappointed, and is really unable; and I am

unwilling to distress him farther. I see this is a business I am not

fit for. I was bred a farmer, and it was a folly in me to come to

town, and put myself, at thirty years of age, an apprentice to learn a

new trade. Many of our Welsh people are going to settle in North

Carolina, where land is cheap. I am inclin'd to go with them, and

follow my old employment. You may find friends to assist you. If you

will take the debts of the company upon you; return to my father the

hundred pounds he has advanced; pay my little personal debts, and give

me thirty pounds and a new saddle, I will relinquish the partnership,

and leave the whole in your hands." I agreed to this proposal: it was

drawn up in writing, sign'd, and seal'd immediately. I gave him what

he demanded, and he went soon after to Carolina, from whence he sent

me next year two long letters, containing the best account that had

been given of that country, the climate, the soil, husbandry, etc.,

for in those matters he was very judicious. I printed them in the

papers, and they gave great satisfaction to the publick.

As soon as he was gone, I recurr'd to my two friends; and because I

would not give an unkind preference to either, I took half of what

each had offered and I wanted of one, and half of the other; paid off

the company's debts, and went on with the business in my own name,

advertising that the partnership was dissolved. I think this was in or

about the year 1729.

VIII

BUSINESS SUCCESS AND FIRST

PUBLIC SERVICE

About this time there was a cry among the people for more paper money,

only fifteen thousand pounds being extant in the province, and that

soon to be sunk.[59] The wealthy inhabitants oppos'd any addition,

being against all paper currency, from an apprehension that it would

depreciate, as it had done in New England, to the prejudice of all

creditors. We had discuss'd this point in our Junto, where I was on

the side of an addition, being persuaded that the first small sum

struck in 1723 had done much good by increasing the trade, employment,

and number of inhabitants in the province, since I now saw all the old

houses inhabited, and many new ones building: whereas I remembered

well, that when I first walk'd about the streets of Philadelphia,

eating my roll, I saw most of the houses in Walnut Street, between

Second and Front streets,[60] with bills on their doors, "To be let";

and many likewise in Chestnut-street and other streets, which made me

then think the inhabitants of the city were deserting it one after

another.

[59] Recalled to be redeemed.

[60] This part of Philadelphia is now the center of the

wholesale business district.

Our debates possess'd me so fully of the subject, that I wrote and

printed an anonymous pamphlet on it, entitled "_The Nature and

Necessity of a Paper Currency_." It was well receiv'd by the common

people in general; but the rich men dislik'd it, for it increas'd and

strengthen'd the clamor for more money, and they happening to have no

writers among them that were able to answer it, their opposition

slacken'd, and the point was carried by a majority in the House. My

friends there, who conceiv'd I had been of some service, thought fit

to reward me by employing me in printing the money; a very profitable

jobb and a great help to me. This was another advantage gain'd by my

being able to write.

The utility of this currency became by time and experience so evident

as never afterwards to be much disputed; so that it grew soon to

fifty-five thousand pounds, and in 1739 to eighty thousand pounds,

since which it arose during war to upwards of three hundred and fifty

thousand pounds, trade, building, and inhabitants all the while

increasing, tho' I now think there are limits beyond which the

quantity may be hurtful.[61]

[61] Paper money is a promise to pay its face value in

gold or silver. When a state or nation issues more such

promises than there is a likelihood of its being able to

redeem, the paper representing the promises depreciates

in value. Before the success of the Colonies in the

Revolution was assured, it took hundreds of dollars of

their paper money to buy a pair of boots.

I soon after obtain'd, thro' my friend Hamilton, the printing of the

Newcastle paper money, another profitable jobb as I then thought it;

small things appearing great to those in small circumstances; and

these, to me, were really great advantages, as they were great

encouragements. He procured for me, also, the printing of the laws and

votes of that government, which continu'd in my hands as long as I

follow'd the business.

I now open'd a little stationer's shop. I had in it blanks of all

sorts, the correctest that ever appear'd among us, being assisted in

that by my friend Breintnal. I had also paper, parchment, chapmen's

books, etc. One Whitemash, a compositor I had known in London, an

excellent workman, now came to me, and work'd with me constantly and

diligently; and I took an apprentice, the son of Aquilla Rose.

[Illustration: "I sometimes brought home the paper I purchas'd at the

stores thro' the streets on a wheelbarrow"]

I began now gradually to pay off the debt I was under for the

printing-house. In order to secure my credit and character as a

tradesman, I took care not only to be in _reality_ industrious and

frugal, but to avoid all appearances to the contrary. I drest plainly;

I was seen at no places of idle diversion. I never went out a fishing

or shooting; a book, indeed, sometimes debauch'd me from my work, but

that was seldom, snug, and gave no scandal; and, to show that I was

not above my business, I sometimes brought home the paper I purchas'd

at the stores thro' the streets on a wheelbarrow. Thus being esteem'd

an industrious, thriving young man, and paying duly for what I bought,

the merchants who imported stationery solicited my custom; others

proposed supplying me with books, and I went on swimmingly. In the

meantime, Keimer's credit and business declining daily, he was at last

forc'd to sell his printing-house to satisfy his creditors. He went to

Barbadoes, and there lived some years in very poor circumstances.

His apprentice, David Harry, whom I had instructed while I work'd with

him, set up in his place at Philadelphia, having bought his materials.

I was at first apprehensive of a powerful rival in Harry, as his

friends were very able, and had a good deal of interest. I therefore

propos'd a partnership to him, which he, fortunately for me, rejected

with scorn. He was very proud, dress'd like a gentleman, liv'd

expensively, took much diversion and pleasure abroad, ran in debt, and

neglected his business; upon which, all business left him; and,

finding nothing to do, he followed Keimer to Barbadoes, taking the

printing-house with him. There this apprentice employ'd his former

master as a journeyman; they quarrell'd often; Harry went continually

behindhand, and at length was forc'd to sell his types and return to

his country work in Pennsylvania. The person that bought them employ'd

Keimer to use them, but in a few years he died.

There remained now no competitor with me at Philadelphia but the old

one, Bradford; who was rich and easy, did a little printing now and

then by straggling hands, but was not very anxious about the business.

However, as he kept the post-office, it was imagined he had better

opportunities of obtaining news; his paper was thought a better

distributer of advertisements than mine, and therefore had many more,

which was a profitable thing to him, and a disadvantage to me; for,

tho' I did indeed receive and send papers by the post, yet the publick

opinion was otherwise, for what I did send was by bribing the riders,

who took them privately, Bradford being unkind enough to forbid it,

which occasion'd some resentment on my part; and I thought so meanly

of him for it, that, when I afterward came into his situation, I took

care never to imitate it.

I had hitherto continu'd to board with Godfrey, who lived in part of

my house with his wife and children, and had one side of the shop for

his glazier's business, tho' he worked little, being always absorbed

in his mathematics. Mrs. Godfrey projected a match for me with a

relation's daughter, took opportunities of bringing us often together,

till a serious courtship on my part ensu'd, the girl being in herself

very deserving. The old folks encourag'd me by continual invitations

to supper, and by leaving us together, till at length it was time to

explain. Mrs. Godfrey manag'd our little treaty. I let her know that I

expected as much money with their daughter as would pay off my

remaining debt for the printing-house, which I believe was not then

above a hundred pounds. She brought me word they had no such sum to

spare; I said they might mortgage their house in the loan-office. The

answer to this, after some days, was, that they did not approve the

match; that, on inquiry of Bradford, they had been informed the

printing business was not a profitable one; the types would soon be

worn out, and more wanted; that S. Keimer and D. Harry had failed one

after the other, and I should probably soon follow them; and,

therefore, I was forbidden the house, and the daughter shut up.

Whether this was a real change of sentiment or only artifice, on a

supposition of our being too far engaged in affection to retract, and

therefore that we should steal a marriage, which would leave them at

liberty to give or withhold what they pleas'd, I know not; but I

suspected the latter, resented it, and went no more. Mrs. Godfrey

brought me afterward some more favorable accounts of their

disposition, and would have drawn me on again; but I declared

absolutely my resolution to have nothing more to do with that family.

This was resented by the Godfreys; we differed, and they removed,

leaving me the whole house, and I resolved to take no more inmates.

But this affair having turned my thoughts to marriage, I look'd round

me and made overtures of acquaintance in other places; but soon found

that, the business of a printer being generally thought a poor one, I

was not to expect money with a wife, unless with such a one as I

should not otherwise think agreeable. A friendly correspondence as

neighbours and old acquaintances had continued between me and Mrs.

Read's family, who all had a regard for me from the time of my first

lodging in their house. I was often invited there and consulted in

their affairs, wherein I sometimes was of service. I piti'd poor Miss

Read's unfortunate situation, who was generally dejected, seldom

chearful, and avoided company. I considered my giddiness and

inconstancy when in London as in a great degree the cause of her

unhappiness, tho' the mother was good enough to think the fault more

her own than mine, as she had prevented our marrying before I went

thither, and persuaded the other match in my absence. Our mutual

affection was revived, but there were now great objections to our

union. The match was indeed looked upon as invalid, a preceding wife

being said to be living in England; but this could not easily be

prov'd, because of the distance; and, tho' there was a report of his

death, it was not certain. Then, tho' it should be true, he had left

many debts, which his successor might be call'd upon to pay. We

ventured, however, over all these difficulties, and I took her to

wife, September 1st, 1730. None of the inconveniences happened that we

had apprehended; she proved a good and faithful helpmate,[62] assisted

me much by attending the shop; we throve together, and have ever

mutually endeavour'd to make each other happy. Thus I corrected that

great _erratum_ as well as I could.

[62] Mrs. Franklin survived her marriage over forty

years. Franklin's correspondence abounds with evidence

that their union was a happy one. "We are grown old

together, and if she has any faults, I am so used to

them that I don't perceive them." The following is a

stanza from one of Franklin's own songs written for the

Junto:

"Of their Chloes and Phyllises poets may prate,

I sing my plain country Joan,

These twelve years my wife, still the joy of my life,

Blest day that I made her my own."

About this time, our club meeting, not at a tavern, but in a little

room of Mr. Grace's, set apart for that purpose, a proposition was

made by me, that, since our books were often referr'd to in our

disquisitions upon the queries, it might be convenient to us to have

them altogether where we met, that upon occasion they might be

consulted; and by thus clubbing our books to a common library, we

should, while we lik'd to keep them together, have each of us the

advantage of using the books of all the other members, which would be

nearly as beneficial as if each owned the whole. It was lik'd and

agreed to, and we fill'd one end of the room with such books as we

could best spare. The number was not so great as we expected; and tho'

they had been of great use, yet some inconveniences occurring for want

of due care of them, the collection, after about a year, was

separated, and each took his books home again.

And now I set on foot my first project of a public nature, that for a

subscription library. I drew up the proposals, got them put into form

by our great scrivener, Brockden, and, by the help of my friends in

the Junto, procured fifty subscribers of forty shillings each to begin

with, and ten shillings a year for fifty years, the term our company

was to continue. We afterwards obtain'd a charter, the company being

increased to one hundred: this was the mother of all the North

American subscription libraries, now so numerous. It is become a great

thing itself, and continually increasing. These libraries have

improved the general conversation of the Americans, made the common

tradesmen and farmers as intelligent as most gentlemen from other

countries, and perhaps have contributed in some degree to the stand so

generally made throughout the colonies in defense of their

privileges.[63]

_Mem°._ Thus far was written with the intention express'd in the

beginning and therefore contains several little family anecdotes of no

importance to others. What follows was written many years after in

compliance with the advice contain'd in these letters, and accordingly

intended for the public. The affairs of the Revolution occasion'd the

interruption.[64]

[63] Here the first part of the _Autobiography_, written

at Twyford in 1771, ends. The second part, which

follows, was written at Passy in 1784.

[64] After this memorandum, Franklin inserted letters

from Abel James and Benjamin Vaughan, urging him to

continue his _Autobiography_.

[_Continuation of the Account of my Life, begun at Passy, near Paris,

1784._]

It is some time since I receiv'd the above letters, but I have been

too busy till now to think of complying with the request they contain.

It might, too, be much better done if I were at home among my papers,

which would aid my memory, and help to ascertain dates; but my return

being uncertain, and having just now a little leisure, I will

endeavour to recollect and write what I can; if I live to get home, it

may there be corrected and improv'd.

Not having any copy here of what is already written, I know not

whether an account is given of the means I used to establish the

Philadelphia public library, which, from a small beginning, is now

become so considerable, though I remember to have come down to near

the time of that transaction (1730). I will therefore begin here with

an account of it, which may be struck out if found to have been

already given.

At the time I establish'd myself in Pennsylvania, there was not a good

bookseller's shop in any of the colonies to the southward of Boston.

In New York and Philad'a the printers were indeed stationers; they

sold only paper, etc., almanacs, ballads, and a few common

school-books. Those who lov'd reading were obliged to send for their

books from England; the members of the Junto had each a few. We had

left the alehouse, where we first met, and hired a room to hold our

club in. I propos'd that we should all of us bring our books to that

room, where they would not only be ready to consult in our

conferences, but become a common benefit, each of us being at liberty

to borrow such as he wish'd to read at home. This was accordingly

done, and for some time contented us.

Finding the advantage of this little collection, I propos'd to render

the benefit from books more common, by commencing a public

subscription library. I drew a sketch of the plan and rules that would

be necessary, and got a skilful conveyancer, Mr. Charles Brockden, to

put the whole in form of articles of agreement to be subscribed, by

which each subscriber engag'd to pay a certain sum down for the first

purchase of books, and an annual contribution for increasing them. So

few were the readers at that time in Philadelphia, and the majority of

us so poor, that I was not able, with great industry, to find more

than fifty persons, mostly young tradesmen, willing to pay down for

this purpose forty shillings each, and ten shillings per annum. On

this little fund we began. The books were imported; the library was

opened one day in the week for lending to the subscribers, on their

promissory notes to pay double the value if not duly returned. The

institution soon manifested its utility, was imitated by other towns,

and in other provinces. The libraries were augmented by donations;

reading became fashionable; and our people, having no publick

amusements to divert their attention from study, became better

acquainted with books, and in a few years were observ'd by strangers

to be better instructed and more intelligent than people of the same

rank generally are in other countries.

When we were about to sign the above mentioned articles, which were

to be binding on us, our heirs, etc., for fifty years, Mr. Brockden,

the scrivener, said to us, "You are young men, but it is scarcely

probable that any of you will live to see the expiration of the term

fix'd in the instrument." A number of us, however, are yet living; but

the instrument was after a few years rendered null by a charter that

incorporated and gave perpetuity to the company.

The objections and reluctances I met with in soliciting the

subscriptions, made me soon feel the impropriety of presenting one's

self as the proposer of any useful project, that might be suppos'd to

raise one's reputation in the smallest degree above that of one's

neighbours, when one has need of their assistance to accomplish that

project. I therefore put myself as much as I could out of sight, and

stated it as a scheme of a _number of friends_, who had requested me

to go about and propose it to such as they thought lovers of reading.

In this way my affair went on more smoothly, and I ever after

practis'd it on such occasions; and, from my frequent successes, can

heartily recommend it. The present little sacrifice of your vanity

will afterwards be amply repaid. If it remains a while uncertain to

whom the merit belongs, someone more vain than yourself will be

encouraged to claim it, and then even envy will be disposed to do you

justice by plucking those assumed feathers, and restoring them to

their right owner.

This library afforded me the means of improvement by constant study,

for which I set apart an hour or two each day, and thus repair'd in

some degree the loss of the learned education my father once intended

for me. Reading was the only amusement I allow'd myself. I spent no

time in taverns, games, or frolicks of any kind; and my industry in

my business continu'd as indefatigable as it was necessary. I was

indebted for my printing-house; I had a young family coming on to be

educated, and I had to contend with for business two printers, who

were established in the place before me. My circumstances, however,

grew daily easier. My original habits of frugality continuing, and my

father having, among his instructions to me when a boy, frequently

repeated a proverb of Solomon, "Seest thou a man diligent in his

calling, he shall stand before kings, he shall not stand before mean

men," I from thence considered industry as a means of obtaining wealth

and distinction, which encourag'd me, tho' I did not think that I

should ever literally _stand before kings_, which, however, has since

happened; for I have stood before _five_, and even had the honor of

sitting down with one, the King of Denmark, to dinner.

We have an English proverb that says, "_He that would thrive, must ask

his wife_." It was lucky for me that I had one as much dispos'd to

industry and frugality as myself. She assisted me chearfully in my

business, folding and stitching pamphlets, tending shop, purchasing

old linen rags for the paper-makers, etc., etc. We kept no idle

servants, our table was plain and simple, our furniture of the

cheapest. For instance, my breakfast was a long time break and milk

(no tea), and I ate it out of a twopenny earthen porringer, with a

pewter spoon. But mark how luxury will enter families, and make a

progress, in spite of principle: being call'd one morning to

breakfast, I found it in a China bowl, with a spoon of silver! They

had been bought for me without my knowledge by my wife, and had cost

her the enormous sum of three-and-twenty shillings, for which she had

no other excuse or apology to make, but that she thought _her_ husband

deserv'd a silver spoon and China bowl as well as any of his

neighbors. This was the first appearance of plate and China in our

house, which afterward, in a course of years, as our wealth increas'd,

augmented gradually to several hundred pounds in value.

I had been religiously educated as a Presbyterian; and though some of

the dogmas of that persuasion, such as the _eternal decrees of God_,

_election_, _reprobation_, _etc._, appeared to me unintelligible,

others doubtful, and I early absented myself from the public

assemblies of the sect, Sunday being my studying day, I never was

without some religious principles. I never doubted, for instance, the

existence of the Deity; that he made the world, and govern'd it by his

Providence; that the most acceptable service of God was the doing good

to man; that our souls are immortal; and that all crime will be

punished, and virtue rewarded, either here or hereafter. These I

esteem'd the essentials of every religion; and, being to be found in

all the religions we had in our country, I respected them all, tho'

with different degrees of respect, as I found them more or less mix'd

with other articles, which, without any tendency to inspire, promote,

or confirm morality, serv'd principally to divide us, and make us

unfriendly to one another. This respect to all, with an opinion that

the worst had some good effects, induc'd me to avoid all discourse

that might tend to lessen the good opinion another might have of his

own religion; and as our province increas'd in people, and new places

of worship were continually wanted, and generally erected by voluntary

contribution, my mite for such purpose, whatever might be the sect,

was never refused.

Tho' I seldom attended any public worship, I had still an opinion of

its propriety, and of its utility when rightly conducted, and I

regularly paid my annual subscription for the support of the only

Presbyterian minister or meeting we had in Philadelphia. He us'd to

visit me sometimes as a friend, and admonished me to attend his

administrations, and I was now and then prevail'd on to do so, once

for five Sundays successively. Had he been in my opinion a good

preacher, perhaps I might have continued,[65] notwithstanding the

occasion I had for the Sunday's leisure in my course of study; but his

discourses were chiefly either polemic arguments, or explications of

the peculiar doctrines of our sect, and were all to me very dry,

uninteresting, and unedifying, since not a single moral principle was

inculcated or enforc'd, their aim seeming to be rather to make us

Presbyterians than good citizens.

[65] Franklin expressed a different view about the duty

of attending church later.

At length he took for his text that verse of the fourth chapter of

Philippians, "_Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, honest,

just, pure, lovely, or of good report, if there be any virtue, or any

praise, think on these things._" And I imagin'd, in a sermon on such a

text, we could not miss of having some morality. But he confin'd

himself to five points only, as meant by the apostle, viz.: 1. Keeping

holy the Sabbath day. 2. Being diligent in reading the holy

Scriptures. 3. Attending duly the publick worship. 4. Partaking of the

Sacrament. 5. Paying a due respect to God's ministers. These might be

all good things; but, as they were not the kind of good things that I

expected from that text, I despaired of ever meeting with them from

any other, was disgusted, and attended his preaching no more. I had

some years before compos'd a little Liturgy, or form of prayer, for my

own private use (viz., in 1728), entitled, _Articles of Belief and

Acts of Religion_. I return'd to the use of this, and went no more to

the public assemblies. My conduct might be blameable, but I leave it,

without attempting further to excuse it; my present purpose being to

relate facts, and not to make apologies for them.

IX

PLAN FOR ATTAINING MORAL

PERFECTION

It was about this time I conceived the bold and arduous project of

arriving at moral perfection. I wish'd to live without committing any

fault at any time; I would conquer all that either natural

inclination, custom, or company might lead me into. As I knew, or

thought I knew, what was right and wrong, I did not see why I might

not always do the one and avoid the other. But I soon found I had

undertaken a task of more difficulty than I had imagined.[66] While my

care was employ'd in guarding against one fault, I was often surprised

by another; habit took the advantage of inattention; inclination was

sometimes too strong for reason. I concluded, at length, that the mere

speculative conviction that it was our interest to be completely

virtuous, was not sufficient to prevent our slipping; and that the

contrary habits must be broken, and good ones acquired and

established, before we can have any dependence on a steady, uniform

rectitude of conduct. For this purpose I therefore contrived the

following method.

[66] Compare Philippians iv, 8.

In the various enumerations of the moral virtues I had met with in my

reading, I found the catalogue more or less numerous, as different

writers included more or fewer ideas under the same name. Temperance,

for example, was by some confined to eating and drinking, while by

others it was extended to mean the moderating every other pleasure,

appetite, inclination, or passion, bodily or mental, even to our

avarice and ambition. I propos'd to myself, for the sake of clearness,

to use rather more names, with fewer ideas annex'd to each, than a few

names with more ideas; and I included under thirteen names of virtues

all that at that time occurr'd to me as necessary or desirable, and

annexed to each a short precept, which fully express'd the extent I

gave to its meaning.

These names of virtues, with their precepts, were:

1. Temperance.

Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation.

2. Silence.

Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling

conversation.

3. Order.

Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business

have its time.

4. Resolution.

Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you

resolve.

5. Frugality.

Make no expense but to do good to others or yourself; _i. e._, waste

nothing.

6. INDUSTRY.

Lose no time; be always employ'd in something useful; cut off all

unnecessary actions.

7. Sincerity.

Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and justly; and, if you speak,

speak accordingly.

8. Justice.

Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your

duty.

9. Moderation.

Avoid extreams; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they

deserve.

10. Cleanliness.

Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, cloaths, or habitation.

11. Tranquillity.

Be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable.

12. Chastity.

Rarely use venery but for Health or Offspring; Never to Dulness, Weakness, or the Injury of your own or another's Peace or Reputation.

13. Humility.

Imitate Jesus and Socrates.

My intention being to acquire the _habitude_ of all these virtues, I

judg'd it would be well not to distract my attention by attempting the

whole at once, but to fix it on one of them at a time; and, when I

should be master of that, then to proceed to another, and so on, till

I should have gone thro' the thirteen; and, as the previous

acquisition of some might facilitate the acquisition of certain

others, I arrang'd them with that view, as they stand above.

Temperance first, as it tends to procure that coolness and clearness

of head, which is so necessary where constant vigilance was to be kept

up, and guard maintained against the unremitting attraction of ancient

habits, and the force of perpetual temptations. This being acquir'd

and establish'd, Silence would be more easy; and my desire being to

gain knowledge at the same time that I improv'd in virtue, and

considering that in conversation it was obtain'd rather by the use of

the ears than of the tongue, and therefore wishing to break a habit I

was getting into of prattling, punning, and joking, which only made me

acceptable to trifling company, I gave _Silence_ the second place.

This and the next, _Order_, I expected would allow me more time for

attending to my project and my studies. _Resolution_, once become

habitual, would keep me firm in my endeavours to obtain all the

subsequent virtues; _Frugality_ and Industry freeing me from my

remaining debt, and producing affluence and independence, would make

more easy the practice of Sincerity and Justice, etc., etc. Conceiving

then, that, agreeably to the advice of Pythagoras[67] in his Golden

Verses, daily examination would be necessary, I contrived the

following method for conducting that examination.

I made a little book, in which I allotted a page for each of the

virtues.[68] I rul'd each page with red ink, so as to have seven

columns, one for each day of the week, marking each column with a

letter for the day. I cross'd these columns with thirteen red lines,

marking the beginning of each line with the first letter of one of the

virtues, on which line, and in its proper column, I might mark, by a

little black spot, every fault I found upon examination to have been

committed respecting that virtue upon that day.

[67] A famous Greek philosopher, who lived about 582-500

B. C. The _Golden Verses_ here ascribed to him are

probably of later origin. "The time which he recommends

for this work is about even or bed-time, that we may

conclude the action of the day with the judgment of

conscience, making the examination of our conversation

an evening song to God."

[68] This "little book" is dated July 1, 1733.--W. T. F.

_Form of the pages._

TEMPERANCE.

EAT NOT TO DULLNESS.

DRINK NOT TO ELEVATION.

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| TEMPERANCE. |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| EAT NOT TO DULLNESS. |

| DRINK NOT TO ELEVATION. |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| | S. | M. | T. | W. | T. | F. | S. |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| T. | | | | | | | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| S. | * | * | | * | | * | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| O. | ** | * | * | | * | * | * |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| R. | | | * | | | * | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| F. | | * | | | * | | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| I. | | | * | | | | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| S. | | | | | | | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| J. | | | | | | | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| M. | | | | | | | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| C. | | | | | | | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| T. | | | | | | | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

| C. | | | | | | | |

+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+----+

I determined to give a week's strict attention to each of the virtues

successively. Thus, in the first week, my great guard was to avoid

every the least offense against _Temperance_, leaving the other

virtues to their ordinary chance, only marking every evening the

faults of the day. Thus, if in the first week I could keep my first

line, marked T, clear of spots, I suppos'd the habit of that virtue so

much strengthen'd, and its opposite weaken'd, that I might venture

extending my attention to include the next, and for the following week

keep both lines clear of spots. Proceeding thus to the last, I could

go thro' a course compleat in thirteen weeks, and four courses in a

year. And like him who, having a garden to weed, does not attempt to

eradicate all the bad herbs at once, which would exceed his reach and

his strength, but works on one of the beds at a time, and, having

accomplish'd the first, proceeds to a second, so I should have, I

hoped, the encouraging pleasure of seeing on my pages the progress I

made in virtue, by clearing successively my lines of their spots, till

in the end, by a number of courses, I should be happy in viewing a

clean book, after a thirteen weeks' daily examination.

This my little book had for its motto these lines from Addison's

_Cato_:

"Here will I hold. If there's a power above us

(And that there is, all nature cries aloud

Thro' all her works), He must delight in virtue;

And that which he delights in must be happy."

Another from Cicero,

"O vitæ Philosophia dux! O virtutum indagatrix expultrixque

vitiorum! Unus dies, bene et ex præceptis tuis

actus, peccanti immortalitati est anteponendus."[69]

[69] "O philosophy, guide of life! O searcher out of

virtue and exterminator of vice! One day spent well and

in accordance with thy precepts is worth an immortality

of sin."--_Tusculan Inquiries_, Book V.

Another from the Proverbs of Solomon, speaking of wisdom or virtue:

"Length of days is in her right hand, and in her left hand

riches and honour. Her ways are ways of pleasantness,

and all her paths are peace." iii. 16, 17.

And conceiving God to be the fountain of wisdom, I thought it right

and necessary to solicit his assistance for obtaining it; to this end

I formed the following little prayer, which was prefix'd to my tables

of examination, for daily use.

"_O powerful Goodness! bountiful Father! merciful

Guide! Increase in me that wisdom which discovers my

truest interest. Strengthen my resolutions to perform what

that wisdom dictates. Accept my kind offices to thy other

children as the only return in my power for thy continual

favours to me_."

I used also sometimes a little prayer which I took from Thomson's

Poems, viz.:

"Father of light and life, thou Good Supreme!

O teach me what is good; teach me Thyself!

Save me from folly, vanity, and vice,

From every low pursuit; and fill my soul

With knowledge, conscious peace, and virtue pure;

Sacred, substantial, never-fading bliss!"

The precept of _Order_ requiring that _every part of my business

should have its allotted time_, one page in my little book contain'd

the following scheme of employment for the twenty-four hours of a

natural day.

{ 5} Rise, wash, and address

{ 6} _Powerful Goodness_!

The Morning. { } Contrive day's

_Question._ What good { } business, and take the

shall I do this day? { } resolution of the day;

{ 7} prosecute the present

{ } study, and breakfast.

8}

9} Work.

10}

11}

Noon. {12} Read, or overlook my

{ 1} accounts, and dine.

2}

3} Work.

4}

5}

Evening. { 6} Put things in their

_Question._ What good { 7} places. Supper. Music

have I done to-day? { 8} or diversion, or conversation.

{ 9} Examination of

{ } the day.

Night. {10} Sleep.

{11}

{12}

{ 1}

{ 2}

{ 3}

{ 4}

I enter'd upon the execution of this plan for self-examination, and

continu'd it with occasional intermissions for some time. I was

surpris'd to find myself so much fuller of faults than I had imagined;

but I had the satisfaction of seeing them diminish. To avoid the

trouble of renewing now and then my little book, which, by scraping

out the marks on the paper of old faults to make room for new ones in

a new course, became full of holes, I transferr'd my tables and

precepts to the ivory leaves of a memorandum book, on which the lines

were drawn with red ink, that made a durable stain, and on those lines

I mark'd my faults with a black-lead pencil, which marks I could

easily wipe out with a wet sponge. After a while I went thro' one

course only in a year, and afterward only one in several years, till

at length I omitted them entirely, being employ'd in voyages and

business abroad, with a multiplicity of affairs that interfered; but I

always carried my little book with me.

My scheme of Order gave me the most trouble;[70] and I found that, tho'

it might be practicable where a man's business was such as to leave

him the disposition of his time, that of a journeyman printer, for

instance, it was not possible to be exactly observed by a master, who

must mix with the world, and often receive people of business at their

own hours. _Order_, too, with regard to places for things, papers,

etc., I found extreamly difficult to acquire. I had not been early

accustomed to it, and, having an exceeding good memory, I was not so

sensible of the inconvenience attending want of method. This article,

therefore, cost me so much painful attention, and my faults in it

vexed me so much, and I made so little progress in amendment, and had

such frequent relapses, that I was almost ready to give up the

attempt, and content myself with a faulty character in that respect,

like the man who, in buying an ax of a smith, my neighbour, desired to

have the whole of its surface as bright as the edge. The smith

consented to grind it bright for him if he would turn the wheel; he

turn'd, while the smith press'd the broad face of the ax hard and

heavily on the stone, which made the turning of it very fatiguing. The

man came every now and then from the wheel to see how the work went

on, and at length would take his ax as it was, without farther

grinding. "No," said the smith, "turn on, turn on; we shall have it

bright by-and-by; as yet, it is only speckled." "Yes," says the man,

"_but I think I like a speckled ax best_." And I believe this may have

been the case with many, who, having, for want of some such means as I

employ'd, found the difficulty of obtaining good and breaking bad

habits in other points of vice and virtue, have given up the struggle,

and concluded that "_a speckled ax was best_"; for something, that

pretended to be reason, was every now and then suggesting to me that

such extream nicety as I exacted of myself might be a kind of foppery

in morals, which, if it were known, would make me ridiculous; that a

perfect character might be attended with the inconvenience of being

envied and hated; and that a benevolent man should allow a few faults

in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.

[Illustration: "The smith consented to grind it bright for him if he

would turn the wheel"]

[70] Professor McMaster tells us that when Franklin was

American Agent in France, his lack of business order was

a source of annoyance to his colleagues and friends.

"Strangers who came to see him were amazed to behold

papers of the greatest importance scattered in the most

careless way over the table and floor."

In truth, I found myself incorrigible with respect to Order; and now I

am grown old, and my memory bad, I feel very sensibly the want of it.

But, on the whole, tho' I never arrived at the perfection I had been

so ambitious of obtaining, but fell far short of it, yet I was, by the

endeavour, a better and a happier man than I otherwise should have

been if I had not attempted it; as those who aim at perfect writing by

imitating the engraved copies, tho' they never reach the wish'd-for

excellence of those copies, their hand is mended by the endeavour, and

is tolerable while it continues fair and legible.

It may be well my posterity should be informed that to this little

artifice, with the blessing of God, their ancestor ow'd the constant

felicity of his life, down to his 79th year, in which this is written.

What reverses may attend the remainder is in the hand of Providence;

but, if they arrive, the reflection on past happiness enjoy'd ought to

help his bearing them with more resignation. To Temperance he ascribes

his long-continued health, and what is still left to him of a good

constitution; to Industry and Frugality, the early easiness of his

circumstances and acquisition of his fortune, with all that knowledge

that enabled him to be a useful citizen, and obtained for him some

degree of reputation among the learned; to Sincerity and Justice, the

confidence of his country, and the honorable employs it conferred upon

him; and to the joint influence of the whole mass of the virtues,[71]

even in the imperfect state he was able to acquire them, all that

evenness of temper, and that cheerfulness in conversation, which makes

his company still sought for, and agreeable even to his younger

acquaintance. I hope, therefore, that some of my descendants may

follow the example and reap the benefit.

[71] While there can be no question that Franklin's moral

improvement and happiness were due to the practice of

these virtues, yet most people will agree that we shall

have to go back of his plan for the impelling motive to

a virtuous life. Franklin's own suggestion that the

scheme smacks of "foppery in morals" seems justified.

Woodrow Wilson well puts it: "Men do not take fire from

such thoughts, unless something deeper, which is missing

here, shine through them. What may have seemed to the

eighteenth century a system of morals seems to us

nothing more vital than a collection of the precepts of

good sense and sound conduct. What redeems it from

pettiness in this book is the scope of power and of

usefulness to be seen in Franklin himself, who set these

standards up in all seriousness and candor for his own

life." See _Galatians_, chapter V, for the Christian

plan of moral perfection.

It will be remark'd that, tho' my scheme was not wholly without

religion, there was in it no mark of any of the distinguishing tenets

of any particular sect. I had purposely avoided them; for, being fully

persuaded of the utility and excellency of my method, and that it

might be serviceable to people in all religions, and intending some

time or other to publish it, I would not have anything in it that

should prejudice anyone, of any sect, against it. I purposed writing a

little comment on each virtue, in which I would have shown the

advantages of possessing it, and the mischiefs attending its opposite

vice; and I should have called my book The Art of Virtue,[72] because

it would have shown the means and manner of obtaining virtue, which

would have distinguished it from the mere exhortation to be good, that

does not instruct and indicate the means, but is like the apostle's

man of verbal charity, who only without showing to the naked and

hungry how or where they might get clothes or victuals, exhorted them

to be fed and clothed.--James ii. 15, 16.

[72] Nothing so likely to make a man's fortune as

virtue.--_Marg. note_.

But it so happened that my intention of writing and publishing this

comment was never fulfilled. I did, indeed, from time to time, put

down short hints of the sentiments, reasonings, etc., to be made use

of in it, some of which I have still by me; but the necessary close

attention to private business in the earlier part of my life, and

public business since, have occasioned my postponing it; for, it being

connected in my mind with _a great and extensive project_, that

required the whole man to execute, and which an unforeseen succession

of employs prevented my attending to, it has hitherto remain'd

unfinish'd.

In this piece it was my design to explain and enforce this doctrine,

that vicious actions are not hurtful because they are forbidden, but

forbidden because they are hurtful, the nature of man alone

considered; that it was, therefore, everyone's interest to be virtuous

who wish'd to be happy even in this world; and I should, from this

circumstance (there being always in the world a number of rich

merchants, nobility, states, and princes, who have need of honest

instruments for the management of their affairs, and such being so

rare), have endeavoured to convince young persons that no qualities

were so likely to make a poor man's fortune as those of probity and

integrity.

My list of virtues contain'd at first but twelve; but a Quaker friend

having kindly informed me that I was generally thought proud; that my

pride show'd itself frequently in conversation; that I was not content

with being in the right when discussing any point, but was

overbearing, and rather insolent, of which he convinc'd me by

mentioning several instances; I determined endeavouring to cure

myself, if I could, of this vice or folly among the rest, and I added

_Humility_ to my list, giving an extensive meaning to the word.

I cannot boast of much success in acquiring the _reality_ of this

virtue, but I had a good deal with regard to the _appearance_ of it. I

made it a rule to forbear all direct contradiction to the sentiments

of others, and all positive assertion of my own. I even forbid myself,

agreeably to the old laws of our Junto, the use of every word or

expression in the language that imported a fix'd opinion, such as

_certainly, undoubtedly_, etc., and I adopted, instead of them, _I

conceive, I apprehend_, or _I imagine_ a thing to be so or so; or it

_so appears to me at present_. When another asserted something that I

thought an error, I deny'd myself the pleasure of contradicting him

abruptly, and of showing immediately some absurdity in his

proposition; and in answering I began by observing that in certain

cases or circumstances his opinion would be right, but in the present

case there _appear'd_ or _seem'd_ to me some difference, etc. I soon

found the advantage of this change in my manner; the conversations I

engag'd in went on more pleasantly. The modest way in which I propos'd

my opinions procur'd them a readier reception and less contradiction;

I had less mortification when I was found to be in the wrong, and I

more easily prevail'd with others to give up their mistakes and join

with me when I happened to be in the right.

And this mode, which I at first put on with some violence to natural

inclination, became at length so easy, and so habitual to me, that

perhaps for these fifty years past no one has ever heard a dogmatical

expression escape me. And to this habit (after my character of

integrity) I think it principally owing that I had early so much

weight with my fellow-citizens when I proposed new institutions, or

alterations in the old, and so much influence in public councils when

I became a member; for I was but a bad speaker, never eloquent,

subject to much hesitation in my choice of words, hardly correct in

language, and yet I generally carried my points.

In reality, there is, perhaps, no one of our natural passions so hard

to subdue as _pride_. Disguise it, struggle with it, beat it down,

stifle it, mortify it as much as one pleases, it is still alive, and

will every now and then peep out and show itself; you will see it,

perhaps, often in this history; for, even if I could conceive that I

had compleatly overcome it, I should probably be proud of my humility.

[Thus far written at Passy, 1784.]

[_"I am now about to write at home, August, 1788, but cannot have the

help expected from my papers, many of them being lost in the war. I

have, however, found the following."_][73]

[73] This is a marginal memorandum.--B.

Having mentioned _a great and extensive project_ which I had

conceiv'd, it seems proper that some account should be here given of

that project and its object. Its first rise in my mind appears in the

following little paper, accidentally preserv'd, viz.:

_Observations_ on my reading history, in Library, May 19th, 1731.

"That the great affairs of the world, the wars, revolutions, etc., are

carried on and effected by parties.

"That the view of these parties is their present general interest, or

what they take to be such.

"That the different views of these different parties occasion all

confusion.

"That while a party is carrying on a general design, each man has his

particular private interest in view.

"That as soon as a party has gain'd its general point, each member

becomes intent upon his particular interest; which, thwarting others,

breaks that party into divisions, and occasions more confusion.

"That few in public affairs act from a mere view of the good of their

country, whatever they may pretend; and, tho' their actings bring real

good to their country, yet men primarily considered that their own and

their country's interest was united, and did not act from a principle

of benevolence.

"That fewer still, in public affairs, act with a view to the good of

mankind.

"There seems to me at present to be great occasion for raising a

United Party for Virtue, by forming the virtuous and good men of all

nations into a regular body, to be govern'd by suitable good and wise

rules, which good and wise men may probably be more unanimous in their

obedience to, than common people are to common laws.

"I at present think that whoever attempts this aright, and is well

qualified, cannot fail of pleasing God, and of meeting with success.

B. F."

Revolving this project in my mind, as to be undertaken hereafter, when

my circumstances should afford me the necessary leisure, I put down

from time to time, on pieces of paper, such thoughts as occurr'd to me

respecting it. Most of these are lost; but I find one purporting to be

the substance of an intended creed, containing, as I thought, the

essentials of every known religion, and being free of everything that

might shock the professors of any religion. It is express'd in these

words, viz.:

"That there is one God, who made all things.

"That he governs the world by his providence.

"That he ought to be worshiped by adoration, prayer, and

thanksgiving.

"But that the most acceptable service of God is doing good to man.

"That the soul is immortal.

"And that God will certainly reward virtue and punish vice, either

here or hereafter."

My ideas at that time were, that the sect should be begun and spread

at first among young and single men only; that each person to be

initiated should not only declare his assent to such creed, but should

have exercised himself with the thirteen weeks' examination and

practice of the virtues, as in the beforemention'd model; that the

existence of such a society should be kept a secret, till it was

become considerable, to prevent solicitations for the admission of

improper persons, but that the members should each of them search

among his acquaintance for ingenuous, well-disposed youths, to whom,

with prudent caution, the scheme should be gradually communicated;

that the members should engage to afford their advice, assistance, and

support to each other in promoting one another's interests, business,

and advancement in life; that, for distinction, we should be call'd

_The Society of the Free and Easy_: free, as being, by the general

practice and habit of the virtues, free from the dominion of vice;

and particularly by the practice of industry and frugality, free from

debt, which exposes a man to confinement, and a species of slavery to

his creditors.

This is as much as I can now recollect of the project, except that I

communicated it in part to two young men, who adopted it with some

enthusiasm; but my then narrow circumstances, and the necessity I was

under of sticking close to my business, occasioned my postponing the

further prosecution of it at that time; and my multifarious

occupations, public and private, induc'd me to continue postponing, so

that it has been omitted till I have no longer strength or activity

left sufficient for such an enterprise; though I am still of opinion

that it was a practicable scheme, and might have been very useful, by

forming a great number of good citizens; and I was not discourag'd by

the seeming magnitude of the undertaking, as I have always thought

that one man of tolerable abilities may work great changes, and

accomplish great affairs among mankind, if he first forms a good plan,

and, cutting off all amusements or other employments that would divert

his attention, makes the execution of that same plan his sole study

and business.

X

POOR RICHARD'S ALMANAC AND

OTHER ACTIVITIES

In 1732 I first publish'd my Almanack, under the name of _Richard

Saunders_; it was continu'd by me about twenty-five years, commonly

call'd _Poor Richard's Almanac_.[74] I endeavour'd to make it both

entertaining and useful, and it accordingly came to be in such demand,

that I reap'd considerable profit from it, vending annually near ten

thousand. And observing that it was generally read, scarce any

neighborhood in the province being without it, I consider'd it as a

proper vehicle for conveying instruction among the common people, who

bought scarcely any other books; I therefore filled all the little

spaces that occurr'd between the remarkable days in the calendar with

proverbial sentences, chiefly such as inculcated industry and

frugality, as the means of procuring wealth, and thereby securing

virtue; it being more difficult for a man in want, to act always

honestly, as, to use here one of those proverbs, _it is hard for an

empty sack to stand upright_.

[74] The almanac at that time was a kind of periodical as

well as a guide to natural phenomena and the weather.

Franklin took his title from _Poor Robin_, a famous

English almanac, and from Richard Saunders, a well-known

almanac publisher. For the maxims of Poor Richard, see

pages 331-335.

These proverbs, which contained the wisdom of many ages and nations, I

assembled and form'd into a connected discourse prefix'd to the Almanack

of 1757, as the harangue of a wise old man to the people attending an

auction. The bringing all these scatter'd councils thus into a focus

enabled them to make greater impression. The piece, being universally

approved, was copied in all the newspapers of the Continent; reprinted

in Britain on a broadside, to be stuck up in houses; two translations

were made of it in French, and great numbers bought by the clergy and

gentry, to distribute gratis among their poor parishioners and tenants.

In Pennsylvania, as it discouraged useless expense in foreign

superfluities, some thought it had its share of influence in producing

that growing plenty of money which was observable for several years

after its publication.

Two pages from _Poor Richard's Almanac_ for 1736. Size of original.

Reproduced from a copy at the New York Public Library.

_IV Mon._ June hath xxx days.

Things that are bitter, bitterrer than Gall Physicians

say are always physical: Now Women's Tongues if into

Powder beaten, May in a Potion or a Pill be eaten, And

as there's nought more bitter, I do muse, That Women's

Tongues in Physick they ne'er use. My self and others

who lead restless Lives, Would spare that bitter Member

of our Wives.

1 3 _fine weather_, 4 Le 4 36 8 Moon set 10 12 aft

2 4 Ascension Day 5 19 4 35 8 _He that can have_

3 5 Mars Sat. Ven. _Sudden_ 6 Vi 4 35 8 _Patience, can_

4 6 _showers_ 6h 19 4 35 8 _have what he_

5 7 _of Rain_. 7 Li 4 35 8 First Quarter.

6 C Eraudi 8 19 4 35 8 _will._

7 2 Trine Mars Merc. _thunder_, 9 Sc 4 35 8 Le. Vi. Li.

8 3 _perhaps hail._ 10 17 4 35 8 Sun ent. Cn. today

9 4 7* rise 2 15 10 Sa 4 34 8 making longest

10 5 _very hot_, 11 13 4 34 8 day 14 h. 51 m.

11 6 St. Barnabas. 12 26 4 34 8 Full Moon 12 day,

12 7 _then rain_. 1 Cp 4 34 8 at 1 morn.

13 C Whitsunday. 2 20 4 35 8 Moon rise 8 20 aft.

14 2 2h Aq 4 35 8 _Now I've a sheep_

15 3 K. Geo. II. procl 3 15 4 35 8 _and a cow, every_

16 4 ff. Sun Sat. _wind, rain_, 4 27 4 35 8 _body bids me good_

17 5 Sxtil Sat. Merc. _hail and_ 5 Pi 4 35 8 _morrow._

18 6 _thunder_ 6 21 4 35 8 Moon rise 11 10 af.

19 7 Day shorter 2 m. 6h Ar 4 35 8

20 C Trinity Sund. 7 15 4 36 8 Last Quarter

21 2 _If we have rain about_ 8 27 4 36 8 _God helps them_

22 3 _the Change_, 9 Ta 4 36 8 _that help themselves_

23 4 _Let not my reader_ 10 22 4 36 8

24 5 St. John Bap. 10 Gm 4 36 8 Moon rise 2 morn.

25 6 7* rise 1 8 11 18 4 37 8 _Why does the_

26 7 vc Sun Jup. _think it_ 12 Cn 4 37 8 _blind man's wife_

27 C _strange._ 1 16 4 38 8 New moon 27 day,

28 2 Sxtil Sat. Mars _hail and_ 2 Le 4 38 8 near noon.

29 3 St. Peter & Paul 2h 15 4 39 8 _paint herself._

30 4 Square Mars Ven. _rain_. 3 Vi 4 40 8 Moon sets 9 30

_V Mon._ July hath xxxi days.

Who can charge _Ebrio_ with Thirst of Wealth? See he

consumes his Money, Time and Health, In drunken Frolicks

which will all confound, Neglects his Farm, forgets to

till his Ground, His Stock grows less that might be kept

with ease; In nought but Guts and Debts he finds

Encrease. In Town reels as if he'd shove down each Wall,

Yet Walls must stand, poor Soul, or he must fall.

1 5 Day short 11 mi. 4 15 4 40 8 _None preaches_

2 6 7* rise 12 32 5 Li 4 41 8 _better than the_

3 7 _windy weather._ 6 15 4 41 8 _ant, and she says_

4 C 2 Sund. p Trinit 6h Sc 4 42 8 First Quarter.

5 2 Vc Jup. Ven. _now_ 7 14 4 43 8 _nothing._

6 3 _pleasant weather_ 8 27 4 44 8 Moon sets 12 30 m

7 4 _some days_ 9 Sa 4 45 8 _The absent are_

8 5 _together,_ 10 23 4 48 8 _never without_

9 6 _but inclines to_ 10 Cp 4 47 8 _fault, nor the_

10 7 _falling_ 11 18 4 48 8 _present without_

11 C 3 Sund. p. Trin. 12 Aq 4 49 8 Full moon 11 day,

12 2 Sxtil Sat. Merc. weather. 1 13 4 50 8 2 afternoon.

13 3 Dog-days begin 2 25 4 50 8 sun in Leo

14 4 Days 14h. 20 m 2h Pi 4 51 8 Moon rise 8 35 aft.

15 5 St. _Swithin_. 3 19 4 52 8 _excuse._

16 6 Le 1 Li 4 Ar 4 53 8

17 7 conj. Sun Merc. _rain_ 5 13 4 54 8 _Gifts burst_

18 C 7* rise 11 40 6 25 4 55 8 _rocks_

19 2 _hail or rain,_ 6h Ta 4 56 8 Last Quarter.

20 3 Sxtil Sun Sat. thunder. 7 19 4 57 8 Moon rise 11 52 af

21 4 7* rise 11 18 8 Gm 4 57 8 _If wind blows on_

22 5 _then high_ 9 14 4 58 8 _you thro' a hole,_

23 6 _wind._ 10 27 4 59 8 _Make your will_

24 7 opp. Sun Jupiter 10 Cn 4 59 8 _and take care of_

25 C St. James. 11 25 5 0 7 _your soul._

26 2 _hail_ 12 Le 5 1 7 New moon 26 day,

27 3 Moon near cor Leo 1 24 5 2 7 near 8 aftern

28 4 opp. Jup. Ven. _a clear_ 2 Vi 5 3 7 Moon sets 8 aftern

29 5 _air; and fine_ 2h 24 5 4 7 _The rotten Apple_

30 6 _weather_ 3 Li 5 5 7 _spoils his_

31 7 7* rise 10 40 4 23 5 6 7 _Companion._

[Transcriber's note: Zodiac signs, aspects and symbols of the planets

have been replaced by their names and/or by their standard

abbreviations.

Ar=Aries, Ta=Taurus, Gm=Gemini, Cn=Cancer, Le=Leo, Vi=Virgo,

Li=Libra, Sc=Scorpio, Sa=Sagittarius, Cp=Capricorn, Aq=Aqua,

Pi=Pisces, Oppos=Opposition, Trine=Trine, Squr=Square,

Conj=Conjunction, Sxtil=Sextile, Qucnx= Quincunx.

Merc=Mercury, Ven=Venus, Mars=Mars, Jup=Jupiter, Sat=Saturn

Ura=Uranus, Nep=Neptune, Plu=Pluto.]

I considered my newspaper, also, as another means of communicating

instruction, and in that view frequently reprinted in it extracts from

the Spectator, and other moral writers; and sometimes publish'd little

pieces of my own, which had been first composed for reading in our

Junto. Of these are a Socratic dialogue, tending to prove that,

whatever might be his parts and abilities, a vicious man could not

properly be called a man of sense; and a discourse on self-denial,

showing that virtue was not secure till its practice became a

habitude, and was free from the opposition of contrary inclinations.

These may be found in the papers about the beginning of 1735.[75]

[75] June 23 and July 7, 1730.--Smyth.

In the conduct of my newspaper, I carefully excluded all libeling and

personal abuse, which is of late years become so disgraceful to our

country. Whenever I was solicited to insert anything of that kind, and

the writers pleaded, as they generally did, the liberty of the press,

and that a newspaper was like a stage-coach, in which anyone who would

pay had a right to a place, my answer was, that I would print the

piece separately if desired, and the author might have as many copies

as he pleased to distribute himself, but that I would not take upon me

to spread his detraction; and that, having contracted with my

subscribers to furnish them with what might be either useful or

entertaining, I could not fill their papers with private altercation,

in which they had no concern, without doing them manifest injustice.

Now, many of our printers make no scruple of gratifying the malice of

individuals by false accusations of the fairest characters among

ourselves, augmenting animosity even to the producing of duels; and

are, moreover, so indiscreet as to print scurrilous reflections on the

government of neighboring states, and even on the conduct of our best

national allies, which may be attended with the most pernicious

consequences. These things I mention as a caution to young printers,

and that they may be encouraged not to pollute their presses and

disgrace their profession by such infamous practices, but refuse

steadily, as they may see by my example that such a course of conduct

will not, on the whole, be injurious to their interests.

In 1733 I sent one of my journeymen to Charleston, South Carolina,

where a printer was wanting. I furnish'd him with a press and letters,

on an agreement of partnership, by which I was to receive one-third of

the profits of the business, paying one-third of the expense. He was a

man of learning, and honest but ignorant in matters of account; and,

tho' he sometimes made me remittances, I could get no account from

him, nor any satisfactory state of our partnership while he lived. On

his decease, the business was continued by his widow, who, being born

and bred in Holland, where, as I have been inform'd, the knowledge of

accounts makes a part of female education, she not only sent me as

clear a state as she could find of the transactions past, but

continued to account with the greatest regularity and exactness every

quarter afterwards, and managed the business with such success, that

she not only brought up reputably a family of children, but, at the

expiration of the term, was able to purchase of me the printing-house,

and establish her son in it.

I mention this affair chiefly for the sake of recommending that branch

of education for our young females, as likely to be of more use to

them and their children, in case of widowhood, than either music or

dancing, by preserving them from losses by imposition of crafty men,

and enabling them to continue, perhaps, a profitable mercantile house,

with establish'd correspondence, till a son is grown up fit to

undertake and go on with it, to the lasting advantage and enriching of

the family.

About the year 1734 there arrived among us from Ireland a young

Presbyterian preacher, named Hemphill, who delivered with a good

voice, and apparently extempore, most excellent discourses, which drew

together considerable numbers of different persuasions, who join'd in

admiring them. Among the rest, I became one of his constant hearers,

his sermons pleasing me, as they had little of the dogmatical kind,

but inculcated strongly the practice of virtue, or what in the

religious stile are called good works. Those, however, of our

congregation, who considered themselves as orthodox Presbyterians,

disapprov'd his doctrine, and were join'd by most of the old clergy,

who arraign'd him of heterodoxy before the synod, in order to have him

silenc'd. I became his zealous partisan, and contributed all I could

to raise a party in his favour, and we combated for him awhile with

some hopes of success. There was much scribbling pro and con upon the

occasion; and finding that, tho' an elegant preacher, he was but a

poor writer, I lent him my pen and wrote for him two or three

pamphlets, and one piece in the Gazette of April, 1735. Those

pamphlets, as is generally the case with controversial writings, tho'

eagerly read at the time, were soon out of vogue, and I question

whether a single copy of them now exists.[76]

[76] See "A List of Books written by, or relating to

Benjamin Franklin," by Paul Leicester Ford. 1889. p.

15.--Smyth.

During the contest an unlucky occurrence hurt his cause exceedingly.

One of our adversaries having heard him preach a sermon that was much

admired, thought he had somewhere read the sermon before, or at least

a part of it. On search, he found that part quoted at length, in one

of the British Reviews, from a discourse of Dr. Foster's.[77] This

detection gave many of our party disgust, who accordingly abandoned

his cause, and occasion'd our more speedy discomfiture in the synod. I

stuck by him, however, as I rather approv'd his giving us good sermons

composed by others, than bad ones of his own manufacture, tho' the

latter was the practice of our common teachers. He afterward

acknowledg'd to me that none of those he preach'd were his own;

adding, that his memory was such as enabled him to retain and repeat

any sermon after one reading only. On our defeat, he left us in search

elsewhere of better fortune, and I quitted the congregation, never

joining it after, tho' I continu'd many years my subscription for the

support of its ministers.

[77] Dr. James Foster (1697-1753):--

"Let modest Foster, if he will excel

Ten metropolitans in preaching well."

--Pope (Epilogue to the Satires, I, 132).

"Those who had not heard Farinelli sing and Foster

preach were not qualified to appear in genteel company,"

Hawkins. "History of Music."--Smyth.

I had begun in 1733 to study languages; I soon made myself so much a

master of the French as to be able to read the books with ease. I then

undertook the Italian. An acquaintance, who was also learning it, us'd

often to tempt me to play chess with him. Finding this took up too

much of the time I had to spare for study, I at length refus'd to play

any more, unless on this condition, that the victor in every game

should have a right to impose a task, either in parts of the grammar

to be got by heart, or in translations, etc., which tasks the

vanquish'd was to perform upon honour, before our next meeting. As we

play'd pretty equally, we thus beat one another into that language. I

afterwards with a little painstaking, acquir'd as much of the Spanish

as to read their books also.

I have already mention'd that I had only one year's instruction in a

Latin school, and that when very young, after which I neglected that

language entirely. But, when I had attained an acquaintance with the

French, Italian, and Spanish, I was surpris'd to find, on looking over

a Latin Testament, that I understood so much more of that language

than I had imagined, which encouraged me to apply myself again to the

study of it, and I met with more success, as those preceding languages

had greatly smooth'd my way.

From these circumstances, I have thought that there is some

inconsistency in our common mode of teaching languages. We are told

that it is proper to begin first with the Latin, and, having acquir'd

that, it will be more easy to attain those modern languages which are

deriv'd from it; and yet we do not begin with the Greek, in order more

easily to acquire the Latin. It is true that, if you can clamber and

get to the top of a staircase without using the steps, you will more

easily gain them in descending; but certainly, if you begin with the

lowest you will with more ease ascend to the top; and I would

therefore offer it to the consideration of those who superintend the

education of our youth, whether, since many of those who begin with

the Latin quit the same after spending some years without having made

any great proficiency, and what they have learnt becomes almost

useless, so that their time has been lost, it would not have been

better to have begun with the French, proceeding to the Italian, etc.;

for, tho', after spending the same time, they should quit the study of

languages and never arrive at the Latin, they would, however, have

acquired another tongue or two, that, being in modern use, might be

serviceable to them in common life.[78]

[78] "The authority of Franklin, the most eminently

practical man of his age, in favor of reserving the

study of the dead languages until the mind has reached a

certain maturity, is confirmed by the confession of one

of the most eminent scholars of any age.

"'Our seminaries of learning,' says Gibbon, 'do not

exactly correspond with the precept of a Spartan king,

that the child should be instructed in the arts which

will be useful to the man; since a finished scholar may

emerge from the head of Westminster or Eton, in total

ignorance of the business and conversation of English

gentlemen in the latter end of the eighteenth century.

But these schools may assume the merit of teaching all

that they pretend to teach, the Latin and Greek

languages.'"--Bigelow.

After ten years' absence from Boston, and having become easy in my

circumstances, I made a journey thither to visit my relations, which I

could not sooner well afford. In returning, I call'd at Newport to see

my brother, then settled there with his printing-house. Our former

differences were forgotten, and our meeting was very cordial and

affectionate. He was fast declining in his health, and requested of me

that, in case of his death, which he apprehended not far distant, I

would take home his son, then but ten years of age, and bring him up

to the printing business. This I accordingly perform'd, sending him a

few years to school before I took him into the office. His mother

carried on the business till he was grown up, when I assisted him with

an assortment of new types, those of his father being in a manner worn

out. Thus it was that I made my brother ample amends for the service I

had depriv'd him of by leaving him so early.

[Illustration: "Our former differences were forgotten, and our

meeting was very cordial and affectionate"]

In 1736 I lost one of my sons, a fine boy of four years old, by the

small-pox, taken in the common way. I long regretted bitterly, and

still regret that I had not given it to him by inoculation. This I

mention for the sake of parents who omit that operation, on the

supposition that they should never forgive themselves if a child died

under it; my example showing that the regret may be the same either

way, and that, therefore, the safer should be chosen.

Our club, the Junto, was found so useful, and afforded such

satisfaction to the members, that several were desirous of introducing

their friends, which could not well be done without exceeding what we

had settled as a convenient number, viz., twelve. We had from the

beginning made it a rule to keep our institution a secret, which was

pretty well observ'd; the intention was to avoid applications of

improper persons for admittance, some of whom, perhaps, we might find

it difficult to refuse. I was one of those who were against any

addition to our number, but, instead of it, made in writing a

proposal, that every member separately should endeavour to form a

subordinate club, with the same rules respecting queries, etc., and

without informing them of the connection with the Junto. The

advantages proposed were, the improvement of so many more young

citizens by the use of our institutions; our better acquaintance with

the general sentiments of the inhabitants on any occasion, as the

Junto member might propose what queries we should desire, and was to

report to the Junto what pass'd in his separate club; the promotion of

our particular interests in business by more extensive recommendation,

and the increase of our influence in public affairs, and our power of

doing good by spreading thro' the several clubs the sentiments of the

Junto.

The project was approv'd, and every member undertook to form his club,

but they did not all succeed. Five or six only were compleated, which

were called by different names, as the Vine, the Union, the Band, etc.

They were useful to themselves, and afforded us a good deal of

amusement, information, and instruction, besides answering, in some

considerable degree, our views of influencing the public opinion on

particular occasions, of which I shall give some instances in course

of time as they happened.

My first promotion was my being chosen, in 1736, clerk of the General

Assembly. The choice was made that year without opposition; but the

year following, when I was again propos'd (the choice, like that of

the members, being annual), a new member made a long speech against

me, in order to favour some other candidate. I was, however, chosen,

which was the more agreeable to me, as, besides the pay for the

immediate service as clerk, the place gave me a better opportunity of

keeping up an interest among the members, which secur'd to me the

business of printing the votes, laws, paper money, and other

occasional jobbs for the public, that, on the whole, were very

profitable.

I therefore did not like the opposition of this new member, who was a

gentleman of fortune and education, with talents that were likely to

give him, in time, great influence in the House, which, indeed,

afterwards happened. I did not, however, aim at gaining his favour by

paying any servile respect to him, but, after some time, took this

other method. Having heard that he had in his library a certain very

scarce and curious book, I wrote a note to him, expressing my desire

of perusing that book, and requesting he would do me the favour of

lending it to me for a few days. He sent it immediately, and I

return'd it in about a week with another note, expressing strongly my

sense of the favour. When we next met in the House, he spoke to me

(which he had never done before), and with great civility; and he ever

after manifested a readiness to serve me on all occasions, so that we

became great friends, and our friendship continued to his death. This

is another instance of the truth of an old maxim I had learned, which

says, _"He that has once done you a kindness will be more ready to do

you another, than he whom you yourself have obliged."_ And it shows

how much more profitable it is prudently to remove, than to resent,

return, and continue inimical proceedings.

In 1737, Colonel Spotswood, late governor of Virginia, and then

postmaster-general, being dissatisfied with the conduct of his deputy

at Philadelphia, respecting some negligence in rendering, and

inexactitude of his accounts, took from him the commission and offered

it to me. I accepted it readily, and found it of great advantage; for,

tho' the salary was small, it facilitated the correspondence that

improv'd my newspaper, increas'd the number demanded, as well as the

advertisements to be inserted, so that it came to afford me a

considerable income. My old competitor's newspaper declin'd

proportionately, and I was satisfy'd without retaliating his refusal,

while postmaster, to permit my papers being carried by the riders.

Thus he suffer'd greatly from his neglect in due accounting; and I

mention it as a lesson to those young men who may be employ'd in

managing affairs for others, that they should always render accounts,

and make remittances, with great clearness and punctuality. The

character of observing such a conduct is the most powerful of all

recommendations to new employments and increase of business.

XI

INTEREST IN PUBLIC AFFAIRS

I began now to turn my thoughts a little to public affairs, beginning,

however, with small matters. The city watch was one of the first

things that I conceiv'd to want regulation. It was managed by the

constables of the respective wards in turn; the constable warned a

number of housekeepers to attend him for the night. Those who chose

never to attend, paid him six shillings a year to be excus'd, which

was suppos'd to be for hiring substitutes, but was, in reality, much

more than was necessary for that purpose, and made the constableship a

place of profit; and the constable, for a little drink, often got such

ragamuffins about him as a watch, that respectable housekeepers did

not choose to mix with. Walking the rounds, too, was often neglected,

and most of the nights spent in tippling. I thereupon wrote a paper to

be read in Junto, representing these irregularities, but insisting

more particularly on the inequality of this six-shilling tax of the

constables, respecting the circumstances of those who paid it, since a

poor widow housekeeper, all whose property to be guarded by the watch

did not perhaps exceed the value of fifty pounds, paid as much as the

wealthiest merchant, who had thousands of pounds' worth of goods in

his stores.

On the whole, I proposed as a more effectual watch, the hiring of

proper men to serve constantly in that business; and as a more

equitable way of supporting the charge, the levying a tax that should

be proportion'd to the property. This idea, being approv'd by the

Junto, was communicated to the other clubs, but as arising in each of

them; and though the plan was not immediately carried into execution,

yet, by preparing the minds of people for the change, it paved the way

for the law obtained a few years after, when the members of our clubs

were grown into more influence.

About this time I wrote a paper (first to be read in Junto, but it was

afterward publish'd) on the different accidents and carelessnesses by

which houses were set on fire, with cautions against them, and means

proposed of avoiding them. This was much spoken of as a useful piece,

and gave rise to a project, which soon followed it, of forming a

company for the more ready extinguishing of fires, and mutual

assistance in removing and securing of goods when in danger.

Associates in this scheme were presently found, amounting to thirty.

Our articles of agreement oblig'd every member to keep always in good

order, and fit for use, a certain number of leather buckets, with

strong bags and baskets (for packing and transporting of goods), which

were to be brought to every fire; and we agreed to meet once a month

and spend a social evening together, in discoursing and communicating

such ideas as occurred to us upon the subjects of fires, as might be

useful in our conduct on such occasions.

The utility of this institution soon appeared, and many more desiring

to be admitted than we thought convenient for one company, they were

advised to form another, which was accordingly done; and this went on,

one new company being formed after another, till they became so

numerous as to include most of the inhabitants who were men of

property; and now, at the time of my writing this, tho' upward of

fifty years since its establishment, that which I first formed, called

the Union Fire Company, still subsists and flourishes, tho' the first

members are all deceas'd but myself and one, who is older by a year

than I am. The small fines that have been paid by members for absence

at the monthly meetings have been apply'd to the purchase of

fire-engines, ladders, fire-hooks, and other useful implements for

each company, so that I question whether there is a city in the world

better provided with the means of putting a stop to beginning

conflagrations; and, in fact, since these institutions, the city has

never lost by fire more than one or two houses at a time, and the

flames have often been extinguished before the house in which they

began has been half consumed.

[Illustration: "the flames have often been extinguished"]

In 1739 arrived among us from Ireland the Reverend Mr. Whitefield,[79]

who had made himself remarkable there as an itinerant preacher. He was

at first permitted to preach in some of our churches; but the clergy,

taking a dislike to him, soon refus'd him their pulpits, and he was

oblig'd to preach in the fields. The multitudes of all sects and

denominations that attended his sermons were enormous, and it was

matter of speculation to me, who was one of the number, to observe the

extraordinary influence of his oratory on his hearers, and how much

they admir'd and respected him, notwithstanding his common abuse of

them, by assuring them they were naturally _half beasts and half

devils_. It was wonderful to see the change soon made in the manners

of our inhabitants. From being thoughtless or indifferent about

religion, it seem'd as if all the world were growing religious, so

that one could not walk thro' the town in an evening without hearing

psalms sung in different families of every street.

[79] George Whitefield, pronounced Hwit'field

(1714-1770), a celebrated English clergyman and pulpit

orator, one of the founders of Methodism.

And it being found inconvenient to assemble in the open air, subject

to its inclemencies, the building of a house to meet in was no sooner

propos'd, and persons appointed to receive contributions, but

sufficient sums were soon receiv'd to procure the ground and erect the

building, which was one hundred feet long and seventy broad, about the

size of Westminster Hall;[80] and the work was carried on with such

spirit as to be finished in a much shorter time than could have been

expected. Both house and ground were vested in trustees, expressly for

the use of any preacher of any religious persuasion who might desire

to say something to the people at Philadelphia; the design in building

not being to accommodate any particular sect, but the inhabitants in

general; so that even if the Mufti of Constantinople were to send a

missionary to preach Mohammedanism to us, he would find a pulpit at

his service.

[80] A part of the palace of Westminster, now forming the

vestibule to the Houses of Parliament in London.

Mr. Whitefield, in leaving us, went preaching all the way thro' the

colonies to Georgia. The settlement of that province had lately been

begun, but, instead of being made with hardy, industrious husbandmen,

accustomed to labour, the only people fit for such an enterprise, it

was with families of broken shop-keepers and other insolvent debtors,

many of indolent and idle habits, taken out of the jails, who, being

set down in the woods, unqualified for clearing land, and unable to

endure the hardships of a new settlement, perished in numbers, leaving

many helpless children unprovided for. The sight of their miserable

situation inspir'd the benevolent heart of Mr. Whitefield with the

idea of building an Orphan House there, in which they might be

supported and educated. Returning northward, he preach'd up this

charity, and made large collections, for his eloquence had a wonderful

power over the hearts and purses of his hearers, of which I myself was

an instance.

I did not disapprove of the design, but, as Georgia was then destitute

of materials and workmen, and it was proposed to send them from

Philadelphia at a great expense, I thought it would have been better

to have built the house here, and brought the children to it. This I

advis'd; but he was resolute in his first project, rejected my

counsel, and I therefore refus'd to contribute. I happened soon after

to attend one of his sermons, in the course of which I perceived he

intended to finish with a collection, and I silently resolved he

should get nothing from me. I had in my pocket a handful of copper

money, three or four silver dollars, and five pistoles in gold. As he

proceeded I began to soften, and concluded to give the coppers.

Another stroke of his oratory made me asham'd of that, and determin'd

me to give the silver; and he finish'd so admirably, that I empty'd my

pocket wholly into the collector's dish, gold and all. At this sermon

there was also one of our club, who, being of my sentiments respecting

the building in Georgia, and suspecting a collection might be

intended, had, by precaution, emptied his pockets before he came from

home. Towards the conclusion of the discourse, however, he felt a

strong desire to give, and apply'd to a neighbour who stood near him,

to borrow some money for the purpose. The application was

unfortunately [made] to perhaps the only man in the company who had

the firmness not to be affected by the preacher. His answer was, "_At

any other time, Friend Hopkinson, I would lend to thee freely; but not

now, for thee seems to be out of thy right senses._"

Some of Mr. Whitefield's enemies affected to suppose that he would

apply these collections to his own private emolument; but I, who was

intimately acquainted with him (being employed in printing his Sermons

and Journals, etc.), never had the least suspicion of his integrity,

but am to this day decidedly of opinion that he was in all his conduct

a perfectly _honest man_; and methinks my testimony in his favour

ought to have the more weight, as we had no religious connection. He

us'd, indeed, sometimes to pray for my conversion, but never had the

satisfaction of believing that his prayers were heard. Ours was a mere

civil friendship, sincere on both sides, and lasted to his death.

The following instance will show something of the terms on which we

stood. Upon one of his arrivals from England at Boston, he wrote to me

that he should come soon to Philadelphia, but knew not where he could

lodge when there, as he understood his old friend and host, Mr.

Benezet was removed to Germantown. My answer was, "You know my house;

if you can make shift with its scanty accommodations, you will be most

heartily welcome." He reply'd, that if I made that kind offer for

Christ's sake, I should not miss of a reward. And I returned, "_Don't

let me be mistaken; it was not for Christ's sake, but for your sake._"

One of our common acquaintance jocosely remark'd, that, knowing it to

be the custom of the saints, when they received any favour, to shift

the burden of the obligation from off their own shoulders, and place

it in heaven, I had contriv'd to fix it on earth.

The last time I saw Mr. Whitefield was in London, when he consulted me

about his Orphan House concern, and his purpose of appropriating it to

the establishment of a college.

He had a loud and clear voice, and articulated his words and sentences

so perfectly, that he might be heard and understood at a great

distance, especially as his auditories, however numerous, observ'd the

most exact silence. He preach'd one evening from the top of the

Courthouse steps, which are in the middle of Market-street, and on the

west side of Second-street, which crosses it at right angles. Both

streets were fill'd with his hearers to a considerable distance. Being

among the hindmost in Market-street, I had the curiosity to learn how

far he could be heard, by retiring backwards down the street towards

the river; and I found his voice distinct till I came near

Front-street, when some noise in that street obscur'd it. Imagining

then a semicircle, of which my distance should be the radius, and that

it were fill'd with auditors, to each of whom I allow'd two square

feet, I computed that he might well be heard by more than thirty

thousand. This reconcil'd me to the newspaper accounts of his having

preach'd to twenty-five thousand people in the fields, and to the

ancient histories of generals haranguing whole armies, of which I had

sometimes doubted.

By hearing him often, I came to distinguish easily between sermons

newly compos'd, and those which he had often preach'd in the course of

his travels. His delivery of the latter was so improv'd by frequent

repetitions that every accent, every emphasis, every modulation of

voice, was so perfectly well turn'd and well plac'd, that, without

being interested in the subject, one could not help being pleas'd with

the discourse; a pleasure of much the same kind with that receiv'd

from an excellent piece of musick. This is an advantage itinerant

preachers have over those who are stationary, as the latter cannot

well improve their delivery of a sermon by so many rehearsals.

His writing and printing from time to time gave great advantage to his

enemies; unguarded expressions, and even erroneous opinions, delivered

in preaching, might have been afterwards explain'd or qualifi'd by

supposing others that might have accompani'd them, or they might have

been deny'd; but _litera scripta manet_. Critics attack'd his writings

violently, and with so much appearance of reason as to diminish the

number of his votaries and prevent their increase; so that I am of

opinion if he had never written anything, he would have left behind

him a much more numerous and important sect, and his reputation might

in that case have been still growing, even after his death, as there

being nothing of his writing on which to found a censure and give him

a lower character, his proselytes would be left at liberty to feign

for him as great a variety of excellences as their enthusiastic

admiration might wish him to have possessed.

My business was now continually augmenting, and my circumstances

growing daily easier, my newspaper having become very profitable, as

being for a time almost the only one in this and the neighbouring

provinces. I experienced, too, the truth of the observation, "_that

after getting the first hundred pound, it is more easy to get the

second_," money itself being of a prolific nature.

The partnership at Carolina having succeeded, I was encourag'd to

engage in others, and to promote several of my workmen, who had

behaved well, by establishing them with printing-houses in different

colonies, on the same terms with that in Carolina. Most of them did

well, being enabled at the end of our term, six years, to purchase the

types of me and go on working for themselves, by which means several

families were raised. Partnerships often finish in quarrels; but I was

happy in this, that mine were all carried on and ended amicably,

owing, I think, a good deal to the precaution of having very

explicitly settled, in our articles, everything to be done by or

expected from each partner, so that there was nothing to dispute,

which precaution I would therefore recommend to all who enter into

partnerships; for, whatever esteem partners may have for, and

confidence in each other at the time of the contract, little

jealousies and disgusts may arise, with ideas of inequality in the

care and burden of the business, etc., which are attended often with

breach of friendship and of the connection, perhaps with lawsuits and

other disagreeable consequences.

XII

DEFENSE OF THE PROVINCE

I had, on the whole, abundant reason to be satisfied with my being

established in Pennsylvania. There were, however, two, things that I

regretted, there being no provision for defense, nor for a compleat

education of youth; no militia, nor any college. I therefore, in 1743,

drew up a proposal for establishing an academy; and at that time,

thinking the Reverend Mr. Peters, who was out of employ, a fit person

to superintend such an institution, I communicated the project to him;

but he, having more profitable views in the service of the

proprietaries, which succeeded, declin'd the undertaking; and, not

knowing another at that time suitable for such a trust, I let the

scheme lie awhile dormant. I succeeded better the next year, 1744, in

proposing and establishing a Philosophical Society. The paper I wrote

for that purpose will be found among my writings, when collected.

With respect to defense, Spain having been several years at war

against Great Britain, and being at length join'd by France, which

brought us into great danger; and the laboured and long-continued

endeavour of our governor, Thomas, to prevail with our Quaker Assembly

to pass a militia law, and make other provisions for the security of

the province, having proved abortive, I determined to try what might

be done by a voluntary association of the people. To promote this, I

first wrote and published a pamphlet, entitled Plain Truth, in which I

stated our defenceless situation in strong lights, with the necessity

of union and discipline for our defense, and promis'd to propose in a

few days an association, to be generally signed for that purpose. The

pamphlet had a sudden and surprising effect. I was call'd upon for the

instrument of association, and having settled the draft of it with a

few friends, I appointed a meeting of the citizens in the large

building before mentioned. The house was pretty full; I had prepared a

number of printed copies, and provided pens and ink dispers'd all over

the room. I harangued them a little on the subject, read the paper,

and explained it, and then distributed the copies, which were eagerly

signed, not the least objection being made.

When the company separated, and the papers were collected, we found

above twelve hundred hands; and, other copies being dispersed in the

country, the subscribers amounted at length to upward of ten thousand.

These all furnished themselves as soon as they could with arms, formed

themselves into companies and regiments, chose their own officers, and

met every week to be instructed in the manual exercise, and other

parts of military discipline. The women, by subscriptions among

themselves, provided silk colours, which they presented to the

companies, painted with different devices and mottos, which I

supplied.

[Illustration: One of the flags of the Pennsylvania Association, 1747.

Designed by Franklin and made by the women of Philadelphia.]

The officers of the companies composing the Philadelphia regiment,

being met, chose me for their colonel; but, conceiving myself unfit, I

declin'd that station, and recommended Mr. Lawrence, a fine person,

and man of influence, who was accordingly appointed. I then propos'd a

lottery to defray the expense of building a battery below the town,

and furnishing it with cannon. It filled expeditiously, and the

battery was soon erected, the merlons being fram'd of logs and fill'd

with earth. We bought some old cannon from Boston, but, these not

being sufficient, we wrote to England for more, soliciting, at the

same time, our proprietaries for some assistance, tho' without much

expectation of obtaining it.

Meanwhile, Colonel Lawrence, William Allen, Abram Taylor, Esqr., and

myself were sent to New York by the associators, commission'd to

borrow some cannon of Governor Clinton. He at first refus'd us

peremptorily; but at dinner with his council, where there was great

drinking of Madeira wine, as the custom of that place then was, he

softened by degrees, and said he would lend us six. After a few more

bumpers he advanc'd to ten; and at length he very good-naturedly

conceded eighteen. They were fine cannon, eighteen-pounders, with

their carriages, which we soon transported and mounted on our battery,

where the associators kept a nightly guard while the war lasted, and

among the rest I regularly took my turn of duty there as a common

soldier.

[Illustration: "I regularly took my turn of duty there as a

common soldier"]

My activity in these operations was agreeable to the governor and

council; they took me into confidence, and I was consulted by them in

every measure wherein their concurrence was thought useful to the

association. Calling in the aid of religion, I propos'd to them the

proclaiming a fast, to promote reformation, and implore the blessing

of Heaven on our undertaking. They embrac'd the motion; but, as it was

the first fast ever thought of in the province, the secretary had no

precedent from which to draw the proclamation. My education in New

England, where a fast is proclaimed every year, was here of some

advantage: I drew it in the accustomed stile, it was translated into

German,[81] printed in both languages, and divulg'd thro' the province.

This gave the clergy of the different sects an opportunity of

influencing their congregations to join in the association, and it

would probably have been general among all but Quakers if the peace

had not soon interven'd.

[81] Wm. Penn's agents sought recruits for the colony of

Pennsylvania in the low countries of Germany, and there

are still in eastern Pennsylvania many Germans,

inaccurately called Pennsylvania Dutch. Many of them use

a Germanized English.

It was thought by some of my friends that, by my activity in these

affairs, I should offend that sect, and thereby lose my interest in

the Assembly of the province, where they formed a great majority. A

young gentleman who had likewise some friends in the House, and wished

to succeed me as their clerk, acquainted me that it was decided to

displace me at the next election; and he, therefore, in good will,

advis'd me to resign, as more consistent with my honour than being

turn'd out. My answer to him was, that I had read or heard of some

public man who made it a rule never to ask for an office, and never to

refuse one when offer'd to him. "I approve," says I, "of his rule, and

will practice it with a small addition; I shall never _ask_, never

_refuse_, nor ever _resign_ an office. If they will have my office of

clerk to dispose of to another, they shall take it from me. I will

not, by giving it up, lose my right of some time or other making

reprisals on my adversaries." I heard, however, no more of this; I was

chosen again unanimously as usual at the next election. Possibly, as

they dislik'd my late intimacy with the members of council, who had

join'd the governors in all the disputes about military preparations,

with which the House had long been harass'd, they might have been

pleas'd if I would voluntarily have left them; but they did not care

to displace me on account merely of my zeal for the association, and

they could not well give another reason.

Indeed I had some cause to believe that the defense of the country was

not disagreeable to any of them, provided they were not requir'd to

assist in it. And I found that a much greater number of them than I

could have imagined, tho' against offensive war, were clearly for the

defensive. Many pamphlets _pro and con_ were publish'd on the subject,

and some by good Quakers, in favour of defense, which I believe

convinc'd most of their younger people.

A transaction in our fire company gave me some insight into their

prevailing sentiments. It had been propos'd that we should encourage

the scheme for building a battery by laying out the present stock,

then about sixty pounds, in tickets of the lottery. By our rules, no

money could be dispos'd of till the next meeting after the proposal.

The company consisted of thirty members, of which twenty-two were

Quakers, and eight only of other persuasions. We eight punctually

attended the meeting; but, tho' we thought that some of the Quakers

would join us, we were by no means sure of a majority. Only one

Quaker, Mr. James Morris, appear'd to oppose the measure. He expressed

much sorrow that it had ever been propos'd, as he said _Friends_ were

all against it, and it would create such discord as might break up the

company. We told him that we saw no reason for that; we were the

minority, and if _Friends_ were against the measure, and outvoted us,

we must and should, agreeably to the usage of all societies, submit.

When the hour for business arriv'd it was mov'd to put the vote; he

allow'd we might then do it by the rules, but, as he could assure us

that a number of members intended to be present for the purpose of

opposing it, it would be but candid to allow a little time for their

appearing.

While we were disputing this, a waiter came to tell me two gentlemen

below desir'd to speak with me. I went down, and found they were two

of our Quaker members. They told me there were eight of them assembled

at a tavern just by; that they were determin'd to come and vote with

us if there should be occasion, which they hop'd would not be the

case, and desir'd we would not call for their assistance if we could

do without it, as their voting for such a measure might embroil them

with their elders and friends. Being thus secure of a majority, I went

up, and after a little seeming hesitation, agreed to a delay of

another hour. This Mr. Morris allow'd to be extreamly fair. Not one of

his opposing friends appear'd, at which he express'd great surprize;

and, at the expiration of the hour, we carri'd the resolution eight to

one; and as, of the twenty-two Quakers, eight were ready to vote with

us, and thirteen, by their absence, manifested that they were not

inclin'd to oppose the measure, I afterward estimated the proportion

of Quakers sincerely against defense as one to twenty-one only; for

these were all regular members of that society, and in good reputation

among them, and had due notice of what was propos'd at that meeting.

The honorable and learned Mr. Logan, who had always been of that sect,

was one who wrote an address to them, declaring his approbation of

defensive war, and supporting his opinion by many strong arguments. He

put into my hands sixty pounds to be laid out in lottery tickets for

the battery, with directions to apply what prizes might be drawn

wholly to that service. He told me the following anecdote of his old

master, William Penn, respecting defense. He came over from England,

when a young man, with that proprietary, and as his secretary. It was

war-time, and their ship was chas'd by an armed vessel, suppos'd to be

an enemy. Their captain prepar'd for defense; but told William Penn,

and his company of Quakers, that he did not expect their assistance,

and they might retire into the cabin, which they did, except James

Logan,[82] who chose to stay upon deck, and was quarter'd to a gun. The

suppos'd enemy prov'd a friend, so there was no fighting; but when the

secretary went down to communicate the intelligence, William Penn

rebuk'd him severely for staying upon deck, and undertaking to assist

in defending the vessel, contrary to the principles of _Friends_,

especially as it had not been required by the captain. This reproof,

being before all the company, piqu'd the secretary, who answer'd, _"I

being thy servant, why did thee not order me to come down? But thee

was willing enough that I should stay and help to fight the ship when

thee thought there was danger."_

[82] James Logan (1674-1751) came to America with William

Penn in 1699, and was the business agent for the Penn

family. He bequeathed his valuable library, preserved at

his country seat, "Senton", to the city of

Philadelphia.--Smyth.

My being many years in the Assembly, the majority of which were

constantly Quakers, gave me frequent opportunities of seeing the

embarrassment given them by their principle against war, whenever

application was made to them, by order of the crown, to grant aids for

military purposes. They were unwilling to offend government, on the

one hand, by a direct refusal; and their friends, the body of the

Quakers, on the other, by compliance contrary to their principles;

hence a variety of evasions to avoid complying, and modes of

disguising the compliance when it became unavoidable. The common mode

at last was, to grant money under the phrase of its being "_for the

king's use_," and never to inquire how it was applied.

But, if the demand was not directly from the crown, that phrase was

found not so proper, and some other was to be invented. As, when

powder was wanting (I think it was for the garrison at Louisburg), and

the government of New England solicited a grant of some from

Pennsylvania, which was much urg'd on the House by Governor Thomas,

they could not grant money to buy powder, because that was an

ingredient of war; but they voted an aid to New England of three

thousand pounds, to be put into the hands of the governor, and

appropriated it for the purchasing of bread, flour, wheat or _other

grain_. Some of the council, desirous of giving the House still

further embarrassment, advis'd the governor not to accept provision,

as not being the thing he had demanded; but he repli'd, "I shall take

the money, for I understand very well their meaning; other grain is

gunpowder," which he accordingly bought, and they never objected to

it.[83]

[83] See the votes.--_Marg. note_.

It was in allusion to this fact that, when in our fire company we

feared the success of our proposal in favour of the lottery, and I had

said to my friend Mr. Syng, one of our members, "If we fail, let us

move the purchase of a fire-engine with the money; the Quakers can

have no objection to that; and then, if you nominate me and I you as a

committee for that purpose, we will buy a great gun, which is

certainly a _fire-engine_." "I see," says he, "you have improv'd by

being so long in the Assembly; your equivocal project would be just a

match for their wheat or _other grain_."

These embarrassments that the Quakers suffer'd from having establish'd

and published it as one of their principles that no kind of war was

lawful, and which, being once published, they could not afterwards,

however they might change their minds, easily get rid of, reminds me

of what I think a more prudent conduct in another sect among us, that

of the Dunkers. I was acquainted with one of its founders, Michael

Welfare, soon after it appear'd. He complain'd to me that they were

grievously calumniated by the zealots of other persuasions, and

charg'd with abominable principles and practices to which they were

utter strangers. I told him this had always been the case with new

sects, and that, to put a stop to such abuse, I imagin'd it might be

well to publish the articles of their belief, and the rules of their

discipline. He said that it had been propos'd among them, but not

agreed to, for this reason: "When we were first drawn together as a

society," says he, "it had pleased God to enlighten our minds so far

as to see that some doctrines, which we once esteemed truths, were

errors; and that others, which we had esteemed errors, were real

truths. From time to time He has been pleased to afford us farther

light, and our principles have been improving, and our errors

diminishing. Now we are not sure that we are arrived at the end of

this progression, and at the perfection of spiritual or theological

knowledge; and we fear that, if we should once print our confession of

faith, we should feel ourselves as if bound and confin'd by it, and

perhaps be unwilling to receive further improvement, and our

successors still more so, as conceiving what we their elders and

founders had done, to be something sacred, never to be departed from."

This modesty in a sect is perhaps a singular instance in the history

of mankind, every other sect supposing itself in possession of all

truth, and that those who differ are so far in the wrong; like a man

traveling in foggy weather, those at some distance before him on the

road he sees wrapped up in the fog, as well as those behind him, and

also the people in the fields on each side, but near him all appears

clear, tho' in truth he is as much in the fog as any of them. To avoid

this kind of embarrassment, the Quakers have of late years been

gradually declining the public service in the Assembly and in the

magistracy, choosing rather to quit their power than their principle.

In order of time, I should have mentioned before, that having, in

1742, invented an open stove[84] for the better warming of rooms, and

at the same time saving fuel, as the fresh air admitted was warmed in

entering, I made a present of the model to Mr. Robert Grace, one of my

early friends, who, having an iron-furnace,[85] found the casting of

the plates for these stoves a profitable thing, as they were growing

in demand. To promote that demand, I wrote and published a pamphlet,

entitled "_An Account of the new-invented Pennsylvania Fireplaces;

wherein their Construction and Manner of Operation is particularly

explained; their Advantages above every other Method of warming Rooms

demonstrated; and all Objections that have been raised against the Use

of them answered and obviated_," etc. This pamphlet had a good effect.

Gov'r. Thomas was so pleas'd with the construction of this stove, as

described in it, that he offered to give me a patent for the sole

vending of them for a term of years; but I declin'd it from a

principle which has ever weighed with me on such occasions, viz.,

_That, as we enjoy great advantages from the inventions of others, we

should be glad of an opportunity to serve others by any invention of

ours; and this we should do freely and generously._

[84] The Franklin stove is still in use.

[85] Warwick Furnace, Chester County, Pennsylvania,

across the Schuylkill River from Pottstown.

An ironmonger in London however, assuming a good deal of my pamphlet,

and working it up into his own, and making some small changes in the

machine, which rather hurt its operation, got a patent for it there,

and made, as I was told, a little fortune by it. And this is not the

only instance of patents taken out for my inventions by others, tho'

not always with the same success, which I never contested, as having

no desire of profiting by patents myself, and hating disputes. The use

of these fireplaces in very many houses, both of this and the

neighbouring colonies, has been, and is, a great saving of wood to the

inhabitants.

XIII

PUBLIC SERVICES AND DUTIES

(1749-1753)

Peace being concluded, and the association business therefore at an

end, I turn'd my thoughts again to the affair of establishing an

academy. The first step I took was to associate in the design a number

of active friends, of whom the Junto furnished a good part; the next

was to write and publish a pamphlet, entitled _Proposals Relating to

the Education of Youth in Pennsylvania_. This I distributed among the

principal inhabitants gratis; and as soon as I could suppose their

minds a little prepared by the perusal of it, I set on foot a

subscription for opening and supporting an academy; it was to be paid

in quotas yearly for five years; by so dividing it, I judg'd the

subscription might be larger, and I believe it was so, amounting to no

less, if I remember right, than five thousand pounds.

In the introduction to these proposals, I stated their publication,

not as an act of mine, but of some _publick-spirited gentlemen_,

avoiding as much as I could, according to my usual rule, the

presenting myself to the publick as the author of any scheme for their

benefit.

The subscribers, to carry the project into immediate execution, chose

out of their number twenty-four trustees, and appointed Mr.

Francis,[86] then attorney-general, and myself to draw up constitutions

for the government of the academy; which being done and signed, a

house was hired, masters engag'd, and the schools opened, I think, in

the same year, 1749.

[86] Tench Francis, uncle of Sir Philip Francis,

emigrated from England to Maryland, and became attorney

for Lord Baltimore. He removed to Philadelphia and was

attorney-general of Pennsylvania from 1741 to 1755. He

died in Philadelphia August 16, 1758.--Smyth.

The scholars increasing fast, the house was soon found too small, and

we were looking out for a piece of ground, properly situated, with

intention to build, when Providence threw into our way a large house

ready built, which, with a few alterations, might well serve our

purpose. This was the building before mentioned, erected by the

hearers of Mr. Whitefield, and was obtained for us in the following

manner.

It is to be noted that the contributions to this building being made

by people of different sects, care was taken in the nomination of

trustees, in whom the building and ground was to be vested, that a

predominancy should not be given to any sect, lest in time that

predominancy might be a means of appropriating the whole to the use of

such sect, contrary to the original intention. It was therefore that

one of each sect was appointed, viz., one Church-of-England man, one

Presbyterian, one Baptist, one Moravian, etc., those, in case of

vacancy by death, were to fill it by election from among the

contributors. The Moravian happen'd not to please his colleagues, and

on his death they resolved to have no other of that sect. The

difficulty then was, how to avoid having two of some other sect, by

means of the new choice.

Several persons were named, and for that reason not agreed to. At

length one mention'd me, with the observation that I was merely an

honest man, and of no sect at all, which prevailed with them to chuse

me. The enthusiasm which existed when the house was built had long

since abat'd, and its trustees had not been able to procure fresh

contributions for paying the ground-rent, and discharging some other

debts the building had occasion'd, which embarrass'd them greatly.

Being now a member of both sets of trustees, that for the building and

that for the academy, I had a good opportunity of negotiating with

both, and brought them finally to an agreement, by which the trustees

for the building were to cede it to those of the academy, the latter

undertaking to discharge the debt, to keep forever open in the

building a large hall for occasional preachers, according to the

original intention, and maintain a free-school for the instruction of

poor children. Writings were accordingly drawn, and on paying the

debts the trustees of the academy were put in possession of the

premises; and by dividing the great and lofty hall into stories, and

different rooms above and below for the several schools, and

purchasing some additional ground, the whole was soon made fit for our

purpose, and the scholars remov'd into the building. The care and

trouble of agreeing with the workmen, purchasing materials, and

superintending the work, fell upon me; and I went thro' it the more

cheerfully, as it did not then interfere with my private business,

having the year before taken a very able, industrious, and honest

partner, Mr. David Hall, with whose character I was well acquainted,

as he had work'd for me four years. He took off my hands all care of

the printing-office, paying me punctually my share of the profits. The

partnership continued eighteen years, successfully for us both.

The trustees of the academy, after a while, were incorporated by a

charter from the governor; their funds were increas'd by contributions

in Britain and grants of land from the proprietaries, to which the

Assembly has since made considerable addition; and thus was

established the present University of Philadelphia.[87] I have been

continued one of its trustees from the beginning, now near forty

years, and have had the very great pleasure of seeing a number of the

youth who have receiv'd their education in it, distinguish'd by their

improv'd abilities, serviceable in public stations, and ornaments to

their country.

[87] Later called the University of Pennsylvania.

When I disengaged myself, as above mentioned, from private business, I

flatter'd myself that, by the sufficient tho' moderate fortune I had

acquir'd, I had secured leisure during the rest of my life for

philosophical studies and amusements. I purchased all Dr. Spence's

apparatus, who had come from England to lecture here, and I proceeded

in my electrical experiments with great alacrity; but the publick, now

considering me as a man of leisure, laid hold of me for their

purposes, every part of our civil government, and almost at the same

time, imposing some duty upon me. The governor put me into the

commission of the peace; the corporation of the city chose me of the

common council, and soon after an alderman; and the citizens at large

chose me a burgess to represent them in Assembly. This latter station

was the more agreeable to me, as I was at length tired with sitting

there to hear debates, in which, as clerk, I could take no part, and

which were often so unentertaining that I was induc'd to amuse myself

with making magic squares or circles, or anything to avoid weariness;

and I conceiv'd my becoming a member would enlarge my power of doing

good. I would not, however, insinuate that my ambition was not

flatter'd by all these promotions; it certainly was; for, considering

my low beginning, they were great things to me; and they were still

more pleasing, as being so many spontaneous testimonies of the public

good opinion, and by me entirely unsolicited.

The office of justice of the peace I try'd a little, by attending a

few courts, and sitting on the bench to hear causes; but finding that

more knowledge of the common law than I possess'd was necessary to act

in that station with credit, I gradually withdrew from it, excusing

myself by my being oblig'd to attend the higher duties of a legislator

in the Assembly. My election to this trust was repeated every year for

ten years, without my ever asking any elector for his vote, or

signifying, either directly or indirectly, any desire of being chosen.

On taking my seat in the House, my son was appointed their clerk.

The year following, a treaty being to be held with the Indians at

Carlisle, the governor sent a message to the House, proposing that

they should nominate some of their members, to be join'd with some

members of council, as commissioners for that purpose.[88] The House

named the speaker (Mr. Norris) and myself; and, being commission'd, we

went to Carlisle, and met the Indians accordingly.

[88] See the votes to have this more correctly.--_Marg.

note._

As those people are extreamly apt to get drunk, and, when so, are very

quarrelsome and disorderly, we strictly forbade the selling any

liquor to them; and when they complain'd of this restriction, we told

them that if they would continue sober during the treaty, we would

give them plenty of rum when business was over. They promis'd this,

and they kept their promise, because they could get no liquor, and the

treaty was conducted very orderly, and concluded to mutual

satisfaction. They then claim'd and received the rum; this was in the

afternoon: they were near one hundred men, women, and children, and

were lodg'd in temporary cabins, built in the form of a square, just

without the town. In the evening, hearing a great noise among them,

the commissioners walk'd out to see what was the matter. We found they

had made a great bonfire in the middle of the square; they were all

drunk, men and women, quarreling and fighting. Their dark-colour'd

bodies, half naked, seen only by the gloomy light of the bonfire,

running after and beating one another with firebrands, accompanied by

their horrid yellings, form'd a scene the most resembling our ideas of

hell that could well be imagin'd; there was no appeasing the tumult,

and we retired to our lodging. At midnight a number of them came

thundering at our door, demanding more rum, of which we took no

notice.

The next day, sensible they had misbehav'd in giving us that

disturbance, they sent three of their old counselors to make their

apology. The orator acknowledg'd the fault, but laid it upon the rum;

and then endeavoured to excuse the rum by saying, "_The Great Spirit,

who made all things, made everything for some use, and whatever use he

design'd anything for, that use it should always be put to. Now, when_

_he made rum, he said, 'Let this be for the Indians to get drunk

with,' and it must be so._" And, indeed, if it be the design of

Providence to extirpate these savages in order to make room for

cultivators of the earth, it seems not improbable that rum may be the

appointed means. It has already annihilated all the tribes who

formerly inhabited the sea-coast.

[Illustration: "In the evening, hearing a great noise among them, the

commissioners walk'd out to see what was the matter"]

In 1751, Dr. Thomas Bond, a particular friend of mine, conceived the

idea of establishing a hospital in Philadelphia (a very beneficent

design, which has been ascrib'd to me, but was originally his), for

the reception and cure of poor sick persons, whether inhabitants of

the province or strangers. He was zealous and active in endeavouring

to procure subscriptions for it, but the proposal being a novelty in

America, and at first not well understood, he met but with small

success.

At length he came to me with the compliment that he found there was no

such thing as carrying a public-spirited project through without my

being concern'd in it. "For," says he, "I am often ask'd by those to

whom I propose subscribing, Have you consulted Franklin upon this

business? And what does he think of it? And when I tell them that I

have not (supposing it rather out of your line), they do not

subscribe, but say they will consider of it." I enquired into the

nature and probable utility of his scheme, and receiving from him a

very satisfactory explanation, I not only subscrib'd to it myself, but

engag'd heartily in the design of procuring subscriptions from others.

Previously, however, to the solicitation, I endeavoured to prepare the

minds of the people by writing on the subject in the newspapers, which

was my usual custom in such cases, but which he had omitted.

The subscriptions afterwards were more free and generous; but,

beginning to flag, I saw they would be insufficient without some

assistance from the Assembly, and therefore propos'd to petition for

it, which was done. The country members did not at first relish the

project; they objected that it could only be serviceable to the city,

and therefore the citizens alone should be at the expense of it; and

they doubted whether the citizens themselves generally approv'd of it.

My allegation on the contrary, that it met with such approbation as to

leave no doubt of our being able to raise two thousand pounds by

voluntary donations, they considered as a most extravagant

supposition, and utterly impossible.

On this I form'd my plan; and, asking leave to bring in a bill for

incorporating the contributors according to the prayer of their

petition, and granting them a blank sum of money, which leave was

obtained chiefly on the consideration that the House could throw the

bill out if they did not like it, I drew it so as to make the

important clause a conditional one, viz., "And be it enacted, by the

authority aforesaid, that when the said contributors shall have met

and chosen their managers and treasurer, _and shall have raised by

their contributions a capital stock of----value_ (the yearly

interest of which is to be applied to the accommodating of the

sick poor in the said hospital, free of charge for diet, attendance,

advice, and medicines), _and shall make the same appear to the

satisfaction of the speaker of the Assembly for the time being_, that

_then_ it shall and may be lawful for the said speaker, and he is

hereby required, to sign an order on the provincial treasurer for the

payment of two thousand pounds, in two yearly payments, to the

treasurer of the said hospital, to be applied to the founding,

building, and finishing of the same."

This condition carried the bill through; for the members, who had

oppos'd the grant, and now conceiv'd they might have the credit of

being charitable without the expense, agreed to its passage; and then,

in soliciting subscriptions among the people, we urg'd the conditional

promise of the law as an additional motive to give, since every man's

donation would be doubled; thus the clause work'd both ways. The

subscriptions accordingly soon exceeded the requisite sum, and we

claim'd and receiv'd the public gift, which enabled us to carry the

design into execution. A convenient and handsome building was soon

erected; the institution has by constant experience been found useful,

and flourishes to this day; and I do not remember any of my political

manoeuvers, the success of which gave me at the time more pleasure,

or wherein, after thinking of it, I more easily excus'd myself for

having made some use of cunning.

It was about this time that another projector, the Rev. Gilbert

Tennent[89], came to me with a request that I would assist him in

procuring a subscription for erecting a new meeting-house. It was to

be for the use of a congregation he had gathered among the

Presbyterians, who were originally disciples of Mr. Whitefield.

Unwilling to make myself disagreeable to my fellow-citizens by too

frequently soliciting their contributions, I absolutely refus'd. He

then desired I would furnish him with a list of the names of persons I

knew by experience to be generous and public-spirited. I thought it

would be unbecoming in me, after their kind compliance with my

solicitations, to mark them out to be worried by other beggars, and

therefore refus'd also to give such a list. He then desir'd I would at

least give him my advice. "That I will readily do," said I; "and, in

the first place, I advise you to apply to all those whom you know will

give something; next, to those whom you are uncertain whether they

will give anything or not, and show them the list of those who have

given; and, lastly, do not neglect those who you are sure will give

nothing, for in some of them you may be mistaken." He laugh'd and

thank'd me, and said he would take my advice. He did so, for he ask'd

of _everybody_, and he obtain'd a much larger sum than he expected,

with which he erected the capacious and very elegant meeting-house

that stands in Arch-street.

[89] Gilbert Tennent (1703-1764) came to America with his

father, Rev. William Tennent, and taught for a time in

the "Log College," from which sprang the College of New

Jersey.--Smyth.

Our city, tho' laid out with a beautiful regularity, the streets

large, straight, and crossing each other at right angles, had the

disgrace of suffering those streets to remain long unpav'd, and in wet

weather the wheels of heavy carriages plough'd them into a quagmire,

so that it was difficult to cross them; and in dry weather the dust

was offensive. I had liv'd near what was call'd the Jersey Market, and

saw with pain the inhabitants wading in mud while purchasing their

provisions. A strip of ground down the middle of that market was at

length pav'd with brick, so that, being once in the market, they had

firm footing, but were often over shoes in dirt to get there. By

talking and writing on the subject, I was at length instrumental in

getting the street pav'd with stone between the market and the brick'd

foot-pavement, that was on each side next the houses. This, for some

time, gave an easy access to the market dry-shod; but, the rest of the

street not being pav'd, whenever a carriage came out of the mud upon

this pavement, it shook off and left its dirt upon it, and it was soon

cover'd with mire, which was not remov'd, the city as yet having no

scavengers.

After some inquiry, I found a poor, industrious man, who was willing

to undertake keeping the pavement clean, by sweeping it twice a week,

carrying off the dirt from before all the neighbours' doors, for the

sum of sixpence per month, to be paid by each house. I then wrote and

printed a paper setting forth the advantages to the neighbourhood that

might be obtain'd by this small expense; the greater ease in keeping

our houses clean, so much dirt not being brought in by people's feet;

the benefit to the shops by more custom, etc., etc., as buyers could

more easily get at them; and by not having, in windy weather, the dust

blown in upon their goods, etc., etc. I sent one of these papers to

each house, and in a day or two went round to see who would subscribe

an agreement to pay these sixpences; it was unanimously sign'd, and

for a time well executed. All the inhabitants of the city were

delighted with the cleanliness of the pavement that surrounded the

market, it being a convenience to all, and this rais'd a general

desire to have all the streets paved, and made the people more willing

to submit to a tax for that purpose.

After some time I drew a bill for paving the city, and brought it into

the Assembly. It was just before I went to England, in 1757, and did

not pass till I was gone,[90] and then with an alteration in the mode

of assessment, which I thought not for the better, but with an

additional provision for lighting as well as paving the streets, which

was a great improvement. It was by a private person, the late Mr. John

Clifton, his giving a sample of the utility of lamps, by placing one

at his door, that the people were first impress'd with the idea of

enlighting all the city. The honour of this public benefit has also

been ascrib'd to me, but it belongs truly to that gentleman. I did but

follow his example, and have only some merit to claim respecting the

form of our lamps, as differing from the globe lamps we were at first

supply'd with from London. Those we found inconvenient in these

respects: they admitted no air below; the smoke, therefore, did not

readily go out above, but circulated in the globe, lodg'd on its

inside, and soon obstructed the light they were intended to afford;

giving, besides, the daily trouble of wiping them clean; and an

accidental stroke on one of them would demolish it, and render it

totally useless. I therefore suggested the composing them of four flat

panes, with a long funnel above to draw up the smoke, and crevices

admitting air below, to facilitate the ascent of the smoke; by this

means they were kept clean, and did not grow dark in a few hours, as

the London lamps do, but continu'd bright till morning, and an

accidental stroke would generally break but a single pane, easily

repair'd.

I have sometimes wonder'd that the Londoners did not, from the effect

holes in the bottom of the globe lamps us'd at Vauxhall[91] have in

keeping them clean, learn to have such holes in their street lamps.

But, these holes being made for another purpose, viz., to communicate

flame more suddenly to the wick by a little flax hanging down thro'

them, the other use, of letting in air, seems not to have been thought

of; and therefore, after the lamps have been lit a few hours, the

streets of London are very poorly illuminated.

[90] See votes.

[91] Vauxhall Gardens, once a popular and fashionable

London resort, situated on the Thames above Lambeth. The

Gardens were closed in 1859, but they will always be

remembered because of Sir Roger de Coverley's visit to

them in the _Spectator_ and from the descriptions in

Smollett's _Humphry Clinker_ and Thackeray's _Vanity

Fair_.

The mention of these improvements puts me in mind of one I propos'd,

when in London, to Dr. Fothergill, who was among the best men I have

known, and a great promoter of useful projects. I had observ'd that

the streets, when dry, were never swept, and the light dust carried

away; but it was suffer'd to accumulate till wet weather reduc'd it to

mud, and then, after lying some days so deep on the pavement that

there was no crossing but in paths kept clean by poor people with

brooms, it was with great labour rak'd together and thrown up into

carts open above, the sides of which suffered some of the slush at

every jolt on the pavement to shake out and fall, sometimes to the

annoyance of foot-passengers. The reason given for not sweeping the

dusty streets was that the dust would fly into the windows of shops

and houses.

[Illustration: "a poor woman sweeping my pavement with a birch

broom"]

An accidental occurrence had instructed me how much sweeping might be

done in a little time. I found at my door in Craven-street,[92] one

morning, a poor woman sweeping my pavement with a birch broom; she

appeared very pale and feeble, as just come out of a fit of sickness.

I ask'd who employ'd her to sweep there; she said, "Nobody, but I am

very poor and in distress, and I sweeps before gentle-folkses doors,

and hopes they will give me something." I bid her sweep the whole

street clean, and I would give her a shilling; this was at nine

o'clock; at 12 she came for the shilling. From the slowness I saw at

first in her working, I could scarce believe that the work was done so

soon, and sent my servant to examine it, who reported that the whole

street was swept perfectly clean, and all the dust plac'd in the

gutter, which was in the middle; and the next rain wash'd it quite

away, so that the pavement and even the kennel were perfectly clean.

[92] A short street near Charing Cross, London.

I then judg'd that, if that feeble woman could sweep such a street in

three hours, a strong, active man might have done it in half the time.

And here let me remark the convenience of having but one gutter in

such a narrow street, running down its middle, instead of two, one on

each side, near the footway; for where all the rain that falls on a

street runs from the sides and meets in the middle, it forms there a

current strong enough to wash away all the mud it meets with; but when

divided into two channels, it is often too weak to cleanse either, and

only makes the mud it finds more fluid, so that the wheels of

carriages and feet of horses throw and dash it upon the foot-pavement,

which is thereby rendered foul and slippery, and sometimes splash it

upon those who are walking. My proposal, communicated to the good

doctor, was as follows:

"For the more effectual cleaning and keeping clean the streets of

London and Westminster, it is proposed that the several watchmen be

contracted with to have the dust swept up in dry seasons, and the mud

rak'd up at other times, each in the several streets and lanes of his

round; that they be furnish'd with brooms and other proper instruments

for these purposes, to be kept at their respective stands, ready to

furnish the poor people they may employ in the service.

"That in the dry summer months the dust be all swept up into heaps at

proper distances, before the shops and windows of houses are usually

opened, when the scavengers, with close-covered carts, shall also

carry it all away.

"That the mud, when rak'd up, be not left in heaps to be spread abroad

again by the wheels of carriages and trampling of horses, but that the

scavengers be provided with bodies of carts, not plac'd high upon

wheels, but low upon sliders, with lattice bottoms, which, being

cover'd with straw, will retain the mud thrown into them, and permit

the water to drain from it, whereby it will become much lighter, water

making the greatest part of its weight; these bodies of carts to be

plac'd at convenient distances, and the mud brought to them in

wheelbarrows; they remaining where plac'd till the mud is drain'd, and

then horses brought to draw them away."

I have since had doubts of the practicability of the latter part of

this proposal, on account of the narrowness of some streets, and the

difficulty of placing the draining-sleds so as not to encumber too

much the passage; but I am still of opinion that the former, requiring

the dust to be swept up and carry'd away before the shops are open, is

very practicable in the summer, when the days are long; for, in

walking thro' the Strand and Fleet-street one morning at seven

o'clock, I observ'd there was not one shop open, tho' it had been

daylight and the sun up above three hours; the inhabitants of London

chusing voluntarily to live much by candle-light, and sleep by

sunshine, and yet often complain, a little absurdly, of the duty on

candles, and the high price of tallow.

Some may think these trifling matters not worth minding or relating;

but when they consider that tho' dust blown into the eyes of a single

person, or into a single shop on a windy day, is but of small

importance, yet the great number of the instances in a populous city,

and its frequent repetitions give it weight and consequence, perhaps

they will not censure very severely those who bestow some attention to

affairs of this seemingly low nature. Human felicity is produced not

so much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen, as by

little advantages that occur every day. Thus, if you teach a poor

young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may

contribute more to the happiness of his life than in giving him a

thousand guineas. The money may be soon spent, the regret only

remaining of having foolishly consumed it; but in the other case, he

escapes the frequent vexation of waiting for barbers, and of their

sometimes dirty fingers, offensive breaths, and dull razors; he shaves

when most convenient to him, and enjoys daily the pleasure of its

being done with a good instrument. With these sentiments I have

hazarded the few preceding pages, hoping they may afford hints which

some time or other may be useful to a city I love, having lived many

years in it very happily, and perhaps to some of our towns in America.

Having been for some time employed by the postmaster-general of

America as his comptroller in regulating several offices, and bringing

the officers to account, I was, upon his death in 1753, appointed,

jointly with Mr. William Hunter, to succeed him, by a commission from

the postmaster-general in England. The American office never had

hitherto paid anything to that of Britain. We were to have six hundred

pounds a year between us, if we could make that sum out of the profits

of the office. To do this, a variety of improvements were necessary;

some of these were inevitably at first expensive, so that in the first

four years the office became above nine hundred pounds in debt to us.

But it soon after began to repay us; and before I was displac'd by a

freak of the ministers, of which I shall speak hereafter, we had

brought it to yield _three times_ as much clear revenue to the crown

as the post-office of Ireland. Since that imprudent transaction, they

have receiv'd from it--not one farthing!

The business of the post-office occasion'd my taking a journey this

year to New England, where the College of Cambridge, of their own

motion, presented me with the degree of Master of Arts. Yale College,

in Connecticut, had before made me a similar compliment. Thus, without

studying in any college, I came to partake of their honours. They were

conferr'd in consideration of my improvements and discoveries in the

electric branch of natural philosophy.

XIV

ALBANY PLAN OF UNION

In 1754, war with France being again apprehended, a congress of

commissioners from the different colonies was, by an order of the

Lords of Trade, to be assembled at Albany, there to confer with the

chiefs of the Six Nations concerning the means of defending both their

country and ours. Governor Hamilton, having receiv'd this order,

acquainted the House with it, requesting they would furnish proper

presents for the Indians, to be given on this occasion; and naming the

speaker (Mr. Norris) and myself to join Mr. Thomas Penn and Mr.

Secretary Peters as commissioners to act for Pennsylvania. The House

approv'd the nomination, and provided the goods for the present, and

tho' they did not much like treating out of the provinces; and we met

the other commissioners at Albany about the middle of June.

In our way thither, I projected and drew a plan for the union of all

the colonies under one government, so far as might be necessary for

defense, and other important general purposes. As we pass'd thro' New

York, I had there shown my project to Mr. James Alexander and Mr.

Kennedy, two gentlemen of great knowledge in public affairs, and,

being fortified by their approbation, I ventur'd to lay it before the

Congress. It then appeared that several of the commissioners had

form'd plans of the same kind. A previous question was first taken,

whether a union should be established, which pass'd in the affirmative

unanimously. A committee was then appointed, one member from each

colony, to consider the several plans and report. Mine happen'd to be

preferr'd, and, with a few amendments, was accordingly reported.

[Illustration: JOIN, or DIE.]

By this plan the general government was to be administered by a

president-general, appointed and supported by the crown, and a grand

council was to be chosen by the representatives of the people of the

several colonies, met in their respective assemblies. The debates upon

it in Congress went on daily, hand in hand with the Indian business.

Many objections and difficulties were started, but at length they were

all overcome, and the plan was unanimously agreed to, and copies

ordered to be transmitted to the Board of Trade and to the assemblies

of the several provinces. Its fate was singular; the assemblies did

not adopt it, as they all thought there was too much _prerogative_ in

it, and in England it was judg'd to have too much of the _democratic_.

The Board of Trade therefore did not approve of it, nor recommend it

for the approbation of his majesty; but another scheme was form'd,

supposed to answer the same purpose better, whereby the governors of

the provinces, with some members of their respective councils, were to

meet and order the raising of troops, building of forts, etc., and to

draw on the treasury of Great Britain for the expense, which was

afterwards to be refunded by an act of Parliament laying a tax on

America. My plan, with my reasons in support of it, is to be found

among my political papers that are printed.

Being the winter following in Boston, I had much conversation with

Governor Shirley upon both the plans. Part of what passed between us

on the occasion may also be seen among those papers. The different and

contrary reasons of dislike to my plan makes me suspect that it was

really the true medium; and I am still of opinion it would have been

happy for both sides the water if it had been adopted. The colonies,

so united, would have been sufficiently strong to have defended

themselves; there would then have been no need of troops from England;

of course, the subsequent pretence for taxing America, and the bloody

contest it occasioned, would have been avoided. But such mistakes are

not new; history is full of the errors of states and princes.

"Look round the habitable world, how few

Know their own good, or, knowing it, pursue!"

Those who govern, having much business on their hands, do not

generally like to take the trouble of considering and carrying into

execution new projects. The best public measures are therefore seldom

_adopted from previous wisdom, but forc'd by the occasion_.

The Governor of Pennsylvania, in sending it down to the Assembly,

expressed his approbation of the plan, "as appearing to him to be

drawn up with great clearness and strength of judgment, and therefore

recommended it as well worthy of their closest and most serious

attention." The House, however, by the management of a certain member,

took it up when I happen'd to be absent, which I thought not very

fair, and reprobated it without paying any attention to it at all, to

my no small mortification.

XV

QUARRELS WITH THE PROPRIETARY

GOVERNORS

In my journey to Boston this year, I met at New York with our new

governor, Mr. Morris, just arriv'd there from England, with whom I had

been before intimately acquainted. He brought a commission to

supersede Mr. Hamilton, who, tir'd with the disputes his proprietary

instructions subjected him to, had resign'd. Mr. Morris ask'd me if I

thought he must expect as uncomfortable an administration. I said,

"No; you may, on the contrary, have a very comfortable one, if you

will only take care not to enter into any dispute with the Assembly."

"My dear friend," says he, pleasantly, "how can you advise my avoiding

disputes? You know I love disputing; it is one of my greatest

pleasures; however, to show the regard I have for your counsel, I

promise you I will, if possible, avoid them." He had some reason for

loving to dispute, being eloquent, an acute sophister, and, therefore,

generally successful in argumentative conversation. He had been

brought up to it from a boy, his father, as I have heard, accustoming

his children to dispute with one another for his diversion, while

sitting at table after dinner; but I think the practice was not wise;

for, in the course of my observation, these disputing, contradicting,

and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They

get victory sometimes, but they never get good will, which would be of

more use to them. We parted, he going to Philadelphia, and I to

Boston.

In returning, I met at New York with the votes of the Assembly, by

which it appear'd that, notwithstanding his promise to me, he and the

House were already in high contention; and it was a continual battle

between them as long as he retain'd the government. I had my share of

it; for, as soon as I got back to my seat in the Assembly, I was put

on every committee for answering his speeches and messages, and by the

committees always desired to make the drafts. Our answers, as well as

his messages, were often tart, and sometimes indecently abusive; and,

as he knew I wrote for the Assembly, one might have imagined that,

when we met, we could hardly avoid cutting throats; but he was so

good-natur'd a man that no personal difference between him and me was

occasion'd by the contest, and we often din'd together.

[Illustration: "One afternoon, in the height of this

public quarrel, we met in the street"]

One afternoon, in the height of this public quarrel, we met in the

street. "Franklin," says he, "you must go home with me and spend the

evening; I am to have some company that you will like;" and, taking me

by the arm, he led me to his house. In gay conversation over our wine,

after supper, he told us, jokingly, that he much admir'd the idea of

Sancho Panza,[93] who, when it was proposed to give him a government,

requested it might be a government of _blacks_, as then, if he could

not agree with his people, he might sell them. One of his friends, who

sat next to me, says, "Franklin, why do you continue to side with

these damn'd Quakers? Had not you better sell them? The proprietor

would give you a good price." "The governor," says I, "has not yet

_blacked_ them enough." He, indeed, had laboured hard to blacken the

Assembly in all his messages, but they wip'd off his colouring as fast

as he laid it on, and plac'd it, in return, thick upon his own face;

so that, finding he was likely to be negrofied himself, he, as well as

Mr. Hamilton, grew tir'd of the contest, and quitted the government.

These public quarrels[94] were all at bottom owing to the

proprietaries, our hereditary governors, who, when any expense was to

be incurred for the defense of their province, with incredible

meanness instructed their deputies to pass no act for levying the

necessary taxes, unless their vast estates were in the same act

expressly excused; and they had even taken bonds of these deputies to

observe such instructions. The Assemblies for three years held out

against this injustice, tho' constrained to bend at last. At length

Captain Denny, who was Governor Morris's successor, ventured to

disobey those instructions; how that was brought about I shall show

hereafter.

[93] The "round, selfish, and self-important" squire of

Don Quixote in Cervantes' romance of that name.

[94] My acts in Morris's time, military, etc.--_Marg.

note_.

But I am got forward too fast with my story: there are still some

transactions to be mention'd that happened during the administration

of Governor Morris.

War being in a manner commenced with France, the government of

Massachusetts Bay projected an attack upon Crown Point,[95] and sent

Mr. Quincy to Pennsylvania, and Mr. Pownall, afterward Governor

Pownall, to New York, to solicit assistance. As I was in the Assembly,

knew its temper, and was Mr. Quincy's countryman, he appli'd to me for

my influence and assistance. I dictated his address to them, which was

well received. They voted an aid of ten thousand pounds, to be laid

out in provisions. But the governor refusing his assent to their bill

(which included this with other sums granted for the use of the

crown), unless a clause were inserted exempting the proprietary estate

from bearing any part of the tax that would be necessary, the

Assembly, tho' very desirous of making their grant to New England

effectual, were at a loss how to accomplish it. Mr. Quincy labored

hard with the governor to obtain his assent, but he was obstinate.

[95] On Lake Champlain, ninety miles north of Albany. It

was captured by the French in 1731, attacked by the

English in 1755 and 1756, and abandoned by the French in

1759. It was finally captured from the English by the

Americans in 1775.

I then suggested a method of doing the business without the governor,

by orders on the trustees of the Loan office, which, by law, the

Assembly had the right of drawing. There was, indeed, little or no

money at that time in the office, and therefore I propos'd that the

orders should be payable in a year, and to bear an interest of five

per cent. With these orders I suppos'd the provisions might easily be

purchas'd. The Assembly, with very little hesitation, adopted the

proposal. The orders were immediately printed, and I was one of the

committee directed to sign and dispose of them. The fund for paying

them was the interest of all the paper currency then extant in the

province upon loan, together with the revenue arising from the excise,

which being known to be more than sufficient, they obtain'd instant

credit, and were not only receiv'd in payment for the provisions, but

many money'd people, who had cash lying by them, vested it in those

orders, which they found advantageous, as they bore interest while

upon hand, and might on any occasion be used as money; so that they

were eagerly all bought up, and in a few weeks none of them were to be

seen. Thus this important affair was by my means completed. Mr. Quincy

return'd thanks to the Assembly in a handsome memorial, went home

highly pleas'd with this success of his embassy, and ever after bore

for me the most cordial and affectionate friendship.

XVI

BRADDOCK'S EXPEDITION

The British government, not chusing to permit the union of the

colonies as propos'd at Albany, and to trust that union with their

defense, lest they should thereby grow too military, and feel their

own strength, suspicions and jealousies at this time being entertain'd

of them, sent over General Braddock with two regiments of regular

English troops for that purpose. He landed at Alexandria, in Virginia,

and thence march'd to Frederictown, in Maryland, where he halted for

carriages. Our Assembly apprehending, from some information, that he

had conceived violent prejudices against them, as averse to the

service, wish'd me to wait upon him, not as from them, but as

postmaster-general, under the guise of proposing to settle with him

the mode of conducting with most celerity and certainty the despatches

between him and the governors of the several provinces, with whom he

must necessarily have continual correspondence, and of which they

propos'd to pay the expense. My son accompanied me on this journey.

We found the general at Frederictown, waiting impatiently for the

return of those he had sent thro' the back parts of Maryland and

Virginia to collect waggons. I stayed with him several days, din'd

with him daily, and had full opportunity of removing all his

prejudices, by the information of what the Assembly had before his

arrival actually done, and were still willing to do, to facilitate his

operations. When I was about to depart, the returns of waggons to be

obtained were brought in, by which it appear'd that they amounted only

to twenty-five, and not all of those were in serviceable condition.

The general and all the officers were surpris'd, declar'd the

expedition was then at an end, being impossible, and exclaim'd against

the ministers for ignorantly landing them in a country destitute of

the means of conveying their stores, baggage, etc., not less than one

hundred and fifty waggons being necessary.

I happen'd to say I thought it was pity they had not been landed

rather in Pennsylvania, as in that country almost every farmer had his

waggon. The general eagerly laid hold of my words, and said, "Then

you, sir, who are a man of interest there, can probably procure them

for us; and I beg you will undertake it." I ask'd what terms were to

be offer'd the owners of the waggons, and I was desir'd to put on

paper the terms that appeared to me necessary. This I did, and they

were agreed to, and a commission and instructions accordingly prepar'd

immediately. What those terms were will appear in the advertisement I

publish'd as soon as I arriv'd at Lancaster, which being, from the

great and sudden effect it produc'd, a piece of some curiosity, I

shall insert it at length, as follows:

"Advertisement.

"Lancaster, _April_ 26, 1755.

"Whereas, one hundred and fifty waggons, with four horses to each

waggon, and fifteen hundred saddle or pack horses, are wanted for the

service of his majesty's forces now about to rendezvous at Will's

Creek, and his excellency General Braddock having been pleased to

empower me to contract for the hire of the same, I hereby give notice

that I shall attend for that purpose at Lancaster from this day to

next Wednesday evening, and at York from next Thursday morning till

Friday evening, where I shall be ready to agree for waggons and teams,

or single horses, on the following terms, viz.: 1. That there shall be

paid for each waggon, with four good horses and a driver, fifteen

shillings per diem; and for each able horse with a pack-saddle, or

other saddle and furniture, two shillings per diem; and for each able

horse without a saddle, eighteen pence per diem. 2. That the pay

commence from the time of their joining the forces at Will's Creek,

which must be on or before the 20th of May ensuing, and that a

reasonable allowance be paid over and above for the time necessary for

their travelling to Will's Creek and home again after their discharge.

3. Each waggon and team, and every saddle or pack horse, is to be

valued by indifferent persons chosen between me and the owner; and in

case of the loss of any waggon, team, or other horse in the service,

the price according to such valuation is to be allowed and paid. 4.

Seven days' pay is to be advanced and paid in hand by me to the owner

of each waggon and team, or horse, at the time of contracting, if

required, and the remainder to be paid by General Braddock, or by the

paymaster of the army, at the time of their discharge, or from time to

time, as it shall be demanded. 5. No drivers of waggons, or persons

taking care of the hired horses, are on any account to be called upon

to do the duty of soldiers, or be otherwise employed than in

conducting or taking care of their carriages or horses. 6. All oats,

Indian corn, or other forage that waggons or horses bring to the camp,

more than is necessary for the subsistence of the horses, is to be

taken for the use of the army, and a reasonable price paid for the

same.

"Note.--My son, William Franklin, is empowered to enter into like

contracts with any person in Cumberland county.

"B. Franklin."

_"To the inhabitants of the Counties of Lancaster,

York, and Cumberland._

"Friends and Countrymen,

"Being occasionally[96] at the camp at Frederic a few days since, I

found the general and officers extremely exasperated on account of

their not being supplied with horses and carriages, which had been

expected from this province, as most able to furnish them; but,

through the dissensions between our governor and Assembly, money had

not been provided, nor any steps taken for that purpose.

[96] By chance.

"It was proposed to send an armed force immediately into these

counties, to seize as many of the best carriages and horses as should

be wanted, and compel as many persons into the service as would be

necessary to drive and take care of them.

"I apprehended that the progress of British soldiers through these

counties on such an occasion, especially considering the temper they

are in, and their resentment against us, would be attended with many

and great inconveniences to the inhabitants, and therefore more

willingly took the trouble of trying first what might be done by fair

and equitable means. The people of these back counties have lately

complained to the Assembly that a sufficient currency was wanting; you

have an opportunity of receiving and dividing among you a very

considerable sum; for, if the service of this expedition should

continue, as it is more than probable it will, for one hundred and

twenty days, the hire of these waggons and horses will amount to

upward of thirty thousand pounds, which will be paid you in silver and

gold of the king's money.

"The service will be light and easy, for the army will scarce march

above twelve miles per day, and the waggons and baggage-horses, as

they carry those things that are absolutely necessary to the welfare

of the army, must march with the army, and no faster; and are, for the

army's sake, always placed where they can be most secure, whether in a

march or in a camp.

"If you are really, as I believe you are, good and loyal subjects to

his majesty, you may now do a most acceptable service, and make it

easy to yourselves; for three or four of such as cannot separately

spare from the business of their plantations a waggon and four horses

and a driver, may do it together, one furnishing the waggon, another

one or two horses, and another the driver, and divide the pay

proportionately between you; but if you do not this service to your

king and country voluntarily, when such good pay and reasonable terms

are offered to you, your loyalty will be strongly suspected. The

king's business must be done; so many brave troops, come so far for

your defense, must not stand idle through your backwardness to do what

may be reasonably expected from you; waggons and horses must be had;

violent measures will probably be used, and you will be left to seek

for a recompense where you can find it, and your case, perhaps, be

little pitied or regarded.

"I have no particular interest in this affair, as, except the

satisfaction of endeavouring to do good, I shall have only my labour

for my pains. If this method of obtaining the waggons and horses is

not likely to succeed, I am obliged to send word to the general in

fourteen days; and I suppose Sir John St. Clair, the hussar, with a

body of soldiers, will immediately enter the province for the purpose,

which I shall be sorry to hear, because I am very sincerely and truly

your friend and well-wisher,

"B. Franklin."

I received of the general about eight hundred pounds, to be disbursed

in advance-money to the waggon owners, etc.; but that sum being

insufficient, I advanc'd upward of two hundred pounds more, and in two

weeks the one hundred and fifty waggons, with two hundred and

fifty-nine carrying horses, were on their march for the camp. The

advertisement promised payment according to the valuation, in case any

waggon or horse should be lost. The owners, however, alleging they did

not know General Braddock, or what dependence might be had on his

promise, insisted on my bond for the performance, which I accordingly

gave them.

While I was at the camp, supping one evening with the officers of

Colonel Dunbar's regiment, he represented to me his concern for the

subalterns, who, he said, were generally not in affluence, and could

ill afford, in this dear country, to lay in the stores that might be

necessary in so long a march, thro' a wilderness, where nothing was to

be purchas'd. I commiserated their case, and resolved to endeavour

procuring them some relief. I said nothing, however, to him of my

intention, but wrote the next morning to the committee of the

Assembly, who had the disposition of some public money, warmly

recommending the case of these officers to their consideration, and

proposing that a present should be sent them of necessaries and

refreshments. My son, who had some experience of a camp life, and of

its wants, drew up a list for me, which I enclos'd in my letter. The

committee approv'd, and used such diligence that, conducted by my son,

the stores arrived at the camp as soon as the waggons. They consisted

of twenty parcels, each containing

6 lbs. loaf sugar.

6 lbs. good Muscovado do.

1 lb. good green tea.

1 lb. good bohea do.

6 lbs. good ground coffee.

6 lbs. chocolate.

1-2 cwt. best white biscuit.

1-2 lb. pepper.

1 quart best white wine

vinegar.

1 Gloucester cheese.

1 kegg containing 20 lbs.

good butter.

2 doz. old Madeira wine.

2 gallons Jamaica spirits.

1 bottle flour of mustard.

2 well-cur'd hams.

1-2 dozen dry'd tongues.

6 lbs. rice.

6 lbs. raisins.

These twenty parcels, well pack'd, were placed on as many horses, each

parcel, with the horse, being intended as a present for one officer.

They were very thankfully receiv'd, and the kindness acknowledg'd by

letters to me from the colonels of both regiments, in the most

grateful terms. The general, too, was highly satisfied with my conduct

in procuring him the waggons, etc., and readily paid my account of

disbursements, thanking me repeatedly, and requesting my farther

assistance in sending provisions after him. I undertook this also, and

was busily employ'd in it till we heard of his defeat, advancing for

the service of my own money, upwards of one thousand pounds sterling,

of which I sent him an account. It came to his hands, luckily for me,

a few days before the battle, and he return'd me immediately an order

on the paymaster for the round sum of one thousand pounds, leaving the

remainder to the next account. I consider this payment as good luck,

having never been able to obtain that remainder, of which more

hereafter.

This general was, I think, a brave man, and might probably have made a

figure as a good officer in some European war. But he had too much

self-confidence, too high an opinion of the validity of regular

troops, and too mean a one of both Americans and Indians. George

Croghan, our Indian interpreter, join'd him on his march with one

hundred of those people, who might have been of great use to his army

as guides, scouts, etc., if he had treated them kindly; but he

slighted and neglected them, and they gradually left him.

In conversation with him one day, he was giving me some account of his

intended progress. "After taking Fort Duquesne,"[97] says he, "I am to

proceed to Niagara; and, having taken that, to Frontenac,[98] if the

season will allow time; and I suppose it will, for Duquesne can hardly

detain me above three or four days; and then I see nothing that can

obstruct my march to Niagara." Having before revolv'd in my mind the

long line his army must make in their march by a very narrow road, to

be cut for them thro' the woods and bushes, and also what I had read

of a former defeat of fifteen hundred French, who invaded the Iroquois

country, I had conceiv'd some doubts and some fears for the event of

the campaign. But I ventur'd only to say, "To be sure, sir, if you

arrive well before Duquesne, with these fine troops, so well provided

with artillery, that place not yet completely fortified, and as we

hear with no very strong garrison, can probably make but a short

resistance. The only danger I apprehend of obstruction to your march

is from ambuscades of Indians, who, by constant practice, are

dexterous in laying and executing them; and the slender line, near

four miles long, which your army must make, may expose it to be

attack'd by surprise in its flanks, and to be cut like a thread into

several pieces, which, from their distance, cannot come up in time to

support each other."

[97] Pittsburg.

[98] Kingston, at the eastern end of Lake Ontario.

He smil'd at my ignorance, and reply'd, "These savages may, indeed, be

a formidable enemy to your raw American militia, but upon the king's

regular and disciplin'd troops, sir, it is impossible they should make

any impression." I was conscious of an impropriety in my disputing

with a military man in matters of his profession, and said no more.

The enemy, however, did not take the advantage of his army which I

apprehended its long line of march expos'd it to, but let it advance

without interruption till within nine miles of the place; and then,

when more in a body (for it had just passed a river, where the front

had halted till all were come over), and in a more open part of the

woods than any it had pass'd, attack'd its advanced guard by heavy

fire from behind trees and bushes, which was the first intelligence

the general had of an enemy's being near him. This guard being

disordered, the general hurried the troops up to their assistance,

which was done in great confusion, thro' waggons, baggage, and cattle;

and presently the fire came upon their flank: the officers, being on

horseback, were more easily distinguish'd, pick'd out as marks, and

fell very fast; and the soldiers were crowded together in a huddle,

having or hearing no orders, and standing to be shot at till

two-thirds of them were killed; and then, being seiz'd with a panick,

the whole fled with precipitation.

[Illustration: "The only danger I apprehend of obstruction to your

march is from ambuscades of Indians"]

The waggoners took each a horse out of his team and scamper'd; their

example was immediately followed by others; so that all the waggons,

provisions, artillery, and stores were left to the enemy. The general,

being wounded, was brought off with difficulty; his secretary, Mr.

Shirley, was killed by his side; and out of eighty-six officers,

sixty-three were killed or wounded, and seven hundred and fourteen men

killed out of eleven hundred. These eleven hundred had been picked men

from the whole army; the rest had been left behind with Colonel

Dunbar, who was to follow with the heavier part of the stores,

provisions, and baggage. The flyers, not being pursu'd, arriv'd at

Dunbar's camp, and the panick they brought with them instantly seiz'd

him and all his people; and, tho' he had now above one thousand men,

and the enemy who had beaten Braddock did not at most exceed four

hundred Indians and French together, instead of proceeding, and

endeavouring to recover some of the lost honour, he ordered all the

stores, ammunition, etc., to be destroy'd, that he might have more

horses to assist his flight towards the settlements, and less lumber

to remove. He was there met with requests from the governors of

Virginia, Maryland, and Pennsylvania, that he would post his troops on

the frontier, so as to afford some protection to the inhabitants; but

he continued his hasty march thro' all the country, not thinking

himself safe till he arrived at Philadelphia, where the inhabitants

could protect him. This whole transaction gave us Americans the first

suspicion that our exalted ideas of the prowess of British regulars

had not been well founded.[99]

[99] Other accounts of this expedition and defeat may be

found in Fiske's _Washington and his Country_, or

Lodge's _George Washington_, Vol. 1.

In their first march, too, from their landing till they got beyond the

settlements, they had plundered and stripped the inhabitants, totally

ruining some poor families, besides insulting, abusing, and confining

the people if they remonstrated. This was enough to put us out of

conceit of such defenders, if we had really wanted any. How different

was the conduct of our French friends in 1781, who, during a march

thro' the most inhabited part of our country from Rhode Island to

Virginia, near seven hundred miles, occasioned not the smallest

complaint for the loss of a pig, a chicken, or even an apple.

Captain Orme, who was one of the general's aids-de-camp, and, being

grievously wounded, was brought off with him, and continu'd with him

to his death, which happen'd in a few days, told me that he was

totally silent all the first day, and at night only said, "_Who would

have thought it?_" That he was silent again the following day, saying

only at last, "_We shall better know how to deal with them another

time_"; and dy'd in a few minutes after.

The secretary's papers, with all the general's orders, instructions,

and correspondence, falling into the enemy's hands, they selected and

translated into French a number of the articles, which they printed,

to prove the hostile intentions of the British court before the

declaration of war. Among these I saw some letters of the general to

the ministry, speaking highly of the great service I had rendered the

army, and recommending me to their notice. David Hume,[100] too, who was

some years after secretary to Lord Hertford, when minister in France,

and afterward to General Conway, when secretary of state, told me he

had seen among the papers in that office, letters from Braddock highly

recommending me. But, the expedition having been unfortunate, my

service, it seems, was not thought of much value, for those

recommendations were never of any use to me.

[100] A famous Scotch philosopher and historian

(1711-1776).

As to rewards from himself, I ask'd only one, which was, that he would

give orders to his officers not to enlist any more of our bought

servants, and that he would discharge such as had been already

enlisted. This he readily granted, and several were accordingly

return'd to their masters, on my application. Dunbar, when the command

devolv'd on him, was not so generous. He being at Philadelphia, on his

retreat, or rather flight, I apply'd to him for the discharge of the

servants of three poor farmers of Lancaster county that he had

enlisted, reminding him of the late general's orders on that head. He

promised me that, if the masters would come to him at Trenton, where

he should be in a few days on his march to New York, he would there

deliver their men to them. They accordingly were at the expense and

trouble of going to Trenton, and there he refus'd to perform his

promise, to their great loss and disappointment.

As soon as the loss of the waggons and horses was generally known, all

the owners came upon me for the valuation which I had given bond to

pay. Their demands gave me a great deal of trouble, my acquainting

them that the money was ready in the paymaster's hands, but that

orders for paying it must first be obtained from General Shirley,[101]

and my assuring them that I had apply'd to that general by letter;

but, he being at a distance, an answer could not soon be receiv'd, and

they must have patience, all this was not sufficient to satisfy, and

some began to sue me. General Shirley at length relieved me from this

terrible situation by appointing commissioners to examine the claims,

and ordering payment. They amounted to near twenty thousand pound,

which to pay would have ruined me.

[101] Governor of Massachusetts and commander of the

British forces in America.

Before we had the news of this defeat, the two Doctors Bond came to me

with a subscription paper for raising money to defray the expense of a

grand firework, which it was intended to exhibit at a rejoicing on

receipt of the news of our taking Fort Duquesne. I looked grave, and

said it would, I thought, be time enough to prepare for the rejoicing

when we knew we should have occasion to rejoice. They seem'd surpris'd

that I did not immediately comply with their proposal. "Why the

d----l!" says one of them, "you surely don't suppose that the

fort will not be taken?" "I don't know that it will not be taken, but

I know that the events of war are subject to great uncertainty." I

gave them the reasons of my doubting; the subscription was dropt, and

the projectors thereby missed the mortification they would have

undergone if the firework had been prepared. Dr. Bond, on some other

occasion afterward, said that he did not like Franklin's forebodings.

Governor Morris, who had continually worried the Assembly with message

after message before the defeat of Braddock, to beat them into the

making of acts to raise money for the defense of the province, without

taxing, among others, the proprietary estates, and had rejected all

their bills for not having such an exempting clause, now redoubled his

attacks with more hope of success, the danger and necessity being

greater. The Assembly, however, continu'd firm, believing they had

justice on their side, and that it would be giving up an essential

right if they suffered the governor to amend their money-bills. In one

of the last, indeed, which was for granting fifty thousand pounds, his

propos'd amendment was only of a single word. The bill express'd "that

all estates, real and personal, were to be taxed, those of the

proprietaries _not_ excepted." His amendment was, for _not_ read

_only_: a small, but very material alteration. However, when the news

of this disaster reached England, our friends there whom we had taken

care to furnish with all the Assembly's answers to the governor's

messages, rais'd a clamor against the proprietaries for their meanness

and injustice in giving their governor such instructions; some going

so far as to say that, by obstructing the defense of their province,

they forfeited their right to it. They were intimidated by this, and

sent orders to their receiver-general to add five thousand pounds of

their money to whatever sum might be given by the Assembly for such

purpose.

This, being notified to the House, was accepted in lieu of their share

of a general tax, and a new bill was form'd, with an exempting clause,

which passed accordingly. By this act I was appointed one of the

commissioners for disposing of the money, sixty thousand pounds. I had

been active in modelling the bill and procuring its passage, and had,

at the same time, drawn a bill for establishing and disciplining a

voluntary militia, which I carried thro' the House without much

difficulty, as care was taken in it to leave the Quakers at their

liberty. To promote the association necessary to form the militia, I

wrote a dialogue,[102] stating and answering all the objections I could

think of to such a militia, which was printed, and had, as I thought,

great effect.

[102] This dialogue and the militia act are in the

Gentleman's Magazine for February and March,

1756.--_Marg. note._

XVII

FRANKLIN'S DEFENSE OF THE

FRONTIER

While the several companies in the city and country were forming, and

learning their exercise, the governor prevail'd with me to take charge

of our North-western frontier, which was infested by the enemy, and

provide for the defense of the inhabitants by raising troops and

building a line of forts. I undertook this military business, tho' I

did not conceive myself well qualified for it. He gave me a commission

with full powers, and a parcel of blank commissions for officers, to

be given to whom I thought fit. I had but little difficulty in raising

men, having soon five hundred and sixty under my command. My son, who

had in the preceding war been an officer in the army rais'd against

Canada, was my aid-de-camp, and of great use to me. The Indians had

burned Gnadenhut,[103] a village settled by the Moravians, and massacred

the inhabitants; but the place was thought a good situation for one of

the forts.

[103] Pronounced Gna´-den-hoot.

In order to march thither, I assembled the companies at Bethlehem, the

chief establishment of those people. I was surprised to find it in so

good a posture of defense; the destruction of Gnadenhut had made them

apprehend danger. The principal buildings were defended by a stockade;

they had purchased a quantity of arms and ammunition from New York,

and had even plac'd quantities of small paving stones between the

windows of their high stone houses, for their women to throw down upon

the heads of any Indians that should attempt to force into them. The

armed brethren, too, kept watch, and reliev'd as methodically as in

any garrison town. In conversation with the bishop, Spangenberg, I

mention'd this my surprise; for, knowing they had obtained an act of

Parliament exempting them from military duties in the colonies, I had

suppos'd they were conscientiously scrupulous of bearing arms. He

answer'd me that it was not one of their established principles, but

that, at the time of their obtaining that act, it was thought to be a

principle with many of their people. On this occasion, however, they,

to their surprise, found it adopted by but a few. It seems they were

either deceiv'd in themselves, or deceiv'd the Parliament; but common

sense, aided by present danger, will sometimes be too strong for

whimsical opinions.

It was the beginning of January when we set out upon this business of

building forts. I sent one detachment toward the Minisink, with

instructions to erect one for the security of that upper part of the

country, and another to the lower part, with similar instructions; and

I concluded to go myself with the rest of my force to Gnadenhut, where

a fort was tho't more immediately necessary. The Moravians procur'd me

five waggons for our tools, stores, baggage, etc.

Just before we left Bethlehem, eleven farmers, who had been driven

from their plantations by the Indians, came to me requesting a supply

of firearms, that they might go back and fetch off their cattle. I

gave them each a gun with suitable ammunition. We had not march'd many

miles before it began to rain, and it continued raining all day; there

were no habitations on the road to shelter us, till we arriv'd near

night at the house of a German, where, and in his barn, we were all

huddled together, as wet as water could make us. It was well we were

not attack'd in our march, for our arms were of the most ordinary

sort, and our men could not keep their gun locks[104] dry. The Indians

are dexterous in contrivances for that purpose, which we had not. They

met that day the eleven poor farmers above mentioned, and killed ten

of them. The one who escap'd inform'd that his and his companions'

guns would not go off, the priming being wet with the rain.

[104] Flint-lock guns, discharged by means of a spark

struck from flint and steel into powder (priming) in an

open pan.

[Illustration: "We had not march'd many miles before it began to rain"]

The next day being fair, we continu'd our march, and arriv'd at the

desolated Gnadenhut. There was a saw-mill near, round which were left

several piles of boards, with which we soon hutted ourselves; an

operation the more necessary at that inclement season, as we had no

tents. Our first work was to bury more effectually the dead we found

there, who had been half interr'd by the country people.

The next morning our fort was plann'd and mark'd out, the

circumference measuring four hundred and fifty-five feet, which would

require as many palisades to be made of trees, one with another, of a

foot diameter each. Our axes, of which we had seventy, were

immediately set to work to cut down trees, and, our men being

dexterous in the use of them, great despatch was made. Seeing the

trees fall so fast, I had the curiosity to look at my watch when two

men began to cut at a pine; in six minutes they had it upon the

ground, and I found it of fourteen inches diameter. Each pine made

three palisades of eighteen feet long, pointed at one end. While these

were preparing, our other men dug a trench all round, of three feet

deep, in which the palisades were to be planted; and, our waggons, the

bodies being taken off, and the fore and hind wheels separated

by taking out the pin which united the two parts of the perch,[105] we

had ten carriages, with two horses each, to bring the palisades from

the woods to the spot. When they were set up, our carpenters built a

stage

[Illustration: "Our axes ... were immediately set to work to cut down

trees"]

of boards all round within, about six feet high, for the men to stand

on when to fire thro' the loopholes. We had one swivel gun, which we

mounted on one of the angles, and fir'd it as soon as fix'd, to let

the Indians know, if any were within hearing, that we had such pieces;

and thus our fort, if such a magnificent name may be given to so

miserable a stockade, was finish'd in a week, though it rain'd so hard

every other day that the men could not work.

[105] Here the pole connecting the front and rear wheels

of a wagon.

This gave me occasion to observe, that, when men are employ'd, they

are best content'd; for on the days they worked they were good-natur'd

and cheerful, and, with the consciousness of having done a good day's

work, they spent the evening jollily; but on our idle days they were

mutinous and quarrelsome, finding fault with their pork, the bread,

etc., and in continual ill-humour, which put me in mind of a

sea-captain, whose rule it was to keep his men constantly at work;

and, when his mate once told him that they had done everything, and

there was nothing further to employ them about, _"Oh," says he, "make

them scour the anchor."_

This kind of fort, however contemptible, is a sufficient defense

against Indians, who have no cannon. Finding ourselves now posted

securely, and having a place to retreat to on occasion, we ventur'd

out in parties to scour the adjacent country. We met with no Indians,

but we found the places on the neighbouring hills where they had lain

to watch our proceedings. There was an art in their contrivance of

those places that seems worth mention. It being winter, a fire was

necessary for them; but a common fire on the surface of the ground

would by its light have discover'd their position at a distance. They

had therefore dug holes in the ground about three feet diameter, and

somewhat deeper; we saw where they had with their hatchets cut off the

charcoal from the sides of burnt logs lying in the woods. With these

coals they had made small fires in the bottom of the holes, and we

observ'd among the weeds and grass the prints of their bodies, made by

their laying all round, with their legs hanging down in the holes to

keep their feet warm, which, with them, is an essential point. This

kind of fire, so manag'd, could not discover them, either by its

light, flame, sparks, or even smoke: it appear'd that their number was

not great, and it seems they saw we were too many to be attacked by

them with prospect of advantage.

We had for our chaplain a zealous Presbyterian minister, Mr. Beatty,

who complained to me that the men did not generally attend his prayers

and exhortations. When they enlisted, they were promised, besides pay

and provisions, a gill of rum a day, which was punctually serv'd out

to them, half in the morning, and the other half in the evening; and I

observed they were as punctual in attending to receive it; upon which

I said to Mr. Beatty, "It is, perhaps, below the dignity of your

profession to act as steward of the rum, but if you were to deal it

out and only just after prayers, you would have them all about you."

He liked the tho't, undertook the office, and, with the help of a few

hands to measure out the liquor, executed it to satisfaction, and

never were prayers more generally and more punctually attended; so

that I thought this method preferable to the punishment inflicted by

some military laws for non-attendance on divine service.

I had hardly finish'd this business, and got my fort well stor'd with

provisions, when I receiv'd a letter from the governor, acquainting me

that he had call'd the Assembly, and wished my attendance there, if

the posture of affairs on the frontiers was such that my remaining

there was no longer necessary. My friends, too, of the Assembly,

pressing me by their letters to be, if possible, at the meeting, and

my three intended forts being now compleated, and the inhabitants

contented to remain on their farms under that protection, I resolved

to return; the more willingly, as a New England officer, Colonel

Clapham, experienced in Indian war, being on a visit to our

establishment, consented to accept the command. I gave him a

commission, and, parading the garrison, had it read before them, and

introduc'd him to them as an officer who, from his skill in military

affairs, was much more fit to command them than myself; and, giving

them a little exhortation, took my leave. I was escorted as far as

Bethlehem, where I rested a few days to recover from the fatigue I had

undergone. The first night, being in a good bed, I could hardly sleep,

it was so different from my hard lodging on the floor of our hut at

Gnaden wrapt only in a blanket or two.

While at Bethlehem, I inquir'd a little into the practice of the

Moravians: some of them had accompanied me, and all were very kind to

me. I found they work'd for a common stock, ate at common tables, and

slept in common dormitories, great numbers together. In the

dormitories I observed loopholes, at certain distances all along just

under the ceiling, which I thought judiciously placed for change of

air. I was at their church, where I was entertain'd with good musick,

the organ being accompanied with violins, hautboys, flutes, clarinets,

etc. I understood that their sermons were not usually preached to

mixed congregations of men, women, and children, as is our common

practice, but that they assembled sometimes the married men, at other

times their wives, then the young men, the young women, and the little

children, each division by itself. The sermon I heard was to the

latter, who came in and were plac'd in rows on benches; the boys under

the conduct of a young man, their tutor, and the girls conducted by a

young woman. The discourse seem'd well adapted to their capacities,

and was delivered in a pleasing, familiar manner, coaxing them, as it

were, to be good. They behav'd very orderly, but looked pale and

unhealthy, which made me suspect they were kept too much within doors,

or not allow'd sufficient exercise.

I inquir'd concerning the Moravian marriages, whether the report was

true that they were by lot. I was told that lots were us'd only in

particular cases; that generally, when a young man found himself

dispos'd to marry, he inform'd the elders of his class, who consulted

the elder ladies that govern'd the young women. As these elders of the

different sexes were well acquainted with the tempers and dispositions

of their respective pupils, they could best judge what matches were

suitable, and their judgments were generally acquiesc'd in; but if,

for example, it should happen that two or three young women were found

to be equally proper for the young man, the lot was then recurred to.

I objected, if the matches are not made by the mutual choice of the

parties, some of them may chance to be very unhappy. "And so they

may," answer'd my informer, "if you let the parties chuse for

themselves;" which, indeed, I could not deny.

Being returned to Philadelphia, I found the association went on

swimmingly, the inhabitants that were not Quakers having pretty

generally come into it, formed themselves into companies, and chose

their captains, lieutenants, and ensigns, according to the new law.

Dr. B. visited me, and gave me an account of the pains he had taken to

spread a general good liking to the law, and ascribed much to those

endeavours. I had had the vanity to ascribe all to my _Dialogue_;

however, not knowing but that he might be in the right, I let him

enjoy his opinion, which I take to be generally the best way in such

cases. The officers, meeting, chose me to be colonel of the regiment,

which I this time accepted. I forget how many companies we had, but we

paraded about twelve hundred well-looking men, with a company of

artillery, who had been furnished with six brass field-pieces, which

they had become so expert in the use of as to fire twelve times in a

minute. The first time I reviewed my regiment they accompanied me to

my house, and would salute me with some rounds fired before my door,

which shook down and broke several glasses of my electrical apparatus.

And my new honour proved not much less brittle; for all our

commissions were soon after broken by a repeal of the law in England.

During this short time of my colonelship, being about to set out on a

journey to Virginia, the officers of my regiment took it into their

heads that it would be proper for them to escort me out of town, as

far as the Lower Ferry. Just as I was getting on horseback they came

to my door, between thirty and forty, mounted, and all in their

uniforms. I had not been previously acquainted with the project, or I

should have prevented it, being naturally averse to the assuming of

state on any occasion; and I was a good deal chagrin'd at their

appearance, as I could not avoid their accompanying me. What made it

worse was, that, as soon as we began to move, they drew their swords

and rode with them naked all the way. Somebody wrote an account of

this to the proprietor, and it gave him great offense. No such honour

had been paid him when in the province, nor to any of his governors;

and he said it was only proper to princes of the blood royal, which

may be true for aught I know, who was, and still am, ignorant of the

etiquette in such cases.

This silly affair, however, greatly increased his rancour against me,

which was before not a little, on account of my conduct in the

Assembly respecting the exemption of his estate from taxation, which I

had always oppos'd very warmly, and not without severe reflections on

his meanness and injustice of contending for it. He accused me to the

ministry as being the great obstacle to the King's service,

preventing, by my influence in the House, the proper form of the bills

for raising money, and he instanced this parade with my officers as a

proof of my having an intention to take the government of the province

out of his hands by force. He also applied to Sir Everard Fawkener,

the postmaster-general, to deprive me of my office; but it had no

other effect than to procure from Sir Everard a gentle admonition.

Notwithstanding the continual wrangle between the governor and the

House, in which I, as a member, had so large a share, there still

subsisted a civil intercourse between that gentleman and myself, and

we never had any personal difference. I have sometimes since thought

that his little or no resentment against me, for the answers it was

known I drew up to his messages, might be the effect of professional

habit, and that, being bred a lawyer, he might consider us both as

merely advocates for contending clients in a suit, he for the

proprietaries and I for the Assembly. He would, therefore, sometimes

call in a friendly way to advise with me on difficult points, and

sometimes, tho' not often, take my advice.

We acted in concert to supply Braddock's army with provisions; and,

when the shocking news arrived of his defeat, the governor sent in

haste for me, to consult with him on measures for preventing the

desertion of the back counties. I forget now the advice I gave; but I

think it was, that Dunbar should be written to, and prevail'd with, if

possible, to post his troops on the frontiers for their protection,

till, by reinforcements from the colonies, he might be able to proceed

on the expedition. And, after my return from the frontier, he would

have had me undertake the conduct of such an expedition with

provincial troops, for the reduction of Fort Duquesne, Dunbar and his

men being otherwise employed; and he proposed to commission me as

general. I had not so good an opinion of my military abilities as he

profess'd to have, and I believe his professions must have exceeded

his real sentiments; but probably he might think that my popularity

would facilitate the raising of the men, and my influence in Assembly,

the grant of money to pay them, and that, perhaps, without taxing the

proprietary estate. Finding me not so forward to engage as he

expected, the project was dropt, and he soon after left the

government, being superseded by Captain Denny.

XVIII

SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS

Before I proceed in relating the part I had in public affairs under

this new governor's administration, it may not be amiss here to give

some account of the rise and progress of my philosophical reputation.

In 1746, being at Boston, I met there with a Dr. Spence, who was

lately arrived from Scotland, and show'd me some electric experiments.

They were imperfectly perform'd, as he was not very expert; but, being

on a subject quite new to me, they equally surpris'd and pleased me.

Soon after my return to Philadelphia, our library company receiv'd

from Mr. P. Collinson, Fellow of the Royal Society[106] of London, a

present of a glass tube, with some account of the use of it in making

such experiments. I eagerly seized the opportunity of repeating what I

had seen at Boston; and, by much practice, acquired great readiness in

performing those, also, which we had an account of from England,

adding a number of new ones. I say much practice, for my house was

continually full, for some time, with people who came to see these new

wonders.

[106] The Royal Society of London for Improving Natural

Knowledge was founded in 1660 and holds the foremost

place among English societies for the advancement of

science.

To divide a little this incumbrance among my friends, I caused a

number of similar tubes to be blown at our glass-house, with which

they furnish'd themselves, so that we had at length several

performers. Among these, the principal was Mr. Kinnersley, an

ingenious neighbour, who, being out of business, I encouraged to

undertake showing the experiments for money, and drew up for him two

lectures, in which the experiments were rang'd in such order, and

accompanied with such explanations in such method, as that the

foregoing should assist in comprehending the following. He procur'd an

elegant apparatus for the purpose, in which all the little machines

that I had roughly made for myself were nicely form'd by

instrument-makers. His lectures were well attended, and gave great

satisfaction; and after some time he went thro' the colonies,

exhibiting them in every capital town, and pick'd up some money. In

the West India islands, indeed, it was with difficulty the experiments

could be made, from the general moisture of the air.

Oblig'd as we were to Mr. Collinson for his present of the tube, etc.,

I thought it right he should be inform'd of our success in using it,

and wrote him several letters containing accounts of our experiments.

He got them read in the Royal Society, where they were not at first

thought worth so much notice as to be printed in their Transactions.

One paper, which I wrote for Mr. Kinnersley, on the sameness of

lightning with electricity,[107] I sent to Dr. Mitchel, an acquaintance

of mine, and one of the members also of that society, who wrote me

word that it had been read, but was laughed at by the connoisseurs.

The papers, however, being shown to Dr. Fothergill, he thought them of

too much value to be stifled, and advis'd the printing of them. Mr.

Collinson then gave them to _Cave_ for publication in his Gentleman's

Magazine; but he chose to print them separately in a pamphlet, and Dr.

Fothergill wrote the preface. Cave, it seems, judged rightly for his

profit, for by the additions that arrived afterward, they swell'd to a

quarto volume, which has had five editions, and cost him nothing for

copy-money.

[107] See page 327.

It was, however, some time before those papers were much taken notice

of in England. A copy of them happening to fall into the hands of the

Count de Buffon,[108] a philosopher deservedly of great reputation in

France, and, indeed, all over Europe, he prevailed with M. Dalibard[109]

to translate them into French, and they were printed at Paris. The

publication offended the Abbé Nollet, preceptor in Natural Philosophy

to the royal family, and an able experimenter, who had form'd and

publish'd a theory of electricity, which then had the general vogue.

He could not at first believe that such a work came from America, and

said it must have been fabricated by his enemies at Paris, to decry

his system. Afterwards, having been assur'd that there really existed

such a person as Franklin at Philadelphia, which he had doubted, he

wrote and published a volume of Letters, chiefly address'd to me,

defending his theory, and denying the verity of my experiments, and of

the positions deduc'd from them.

[108] A celebrated French naturalist (1707-1788).

[109] Dalibard, who had translated Franklin's letters to

Collinson into French, was the first to demonstrate, in

a practical application of Franklin's experiment, that

lightning and electricity are the same. "This was May

10th, 1752, one month before Franklin flew his famous

kite at Philadelphia and proved the fact

himself."--McMaster.

I once purpos'd answering the abbé, and actually began the answer;

but, on consideration that my writings contained a description of

experiments which anyone might repeat and verify, and if not to be

verifi'd, could not be defended; or of observations offer'd as

conjectures, and not delivered dogmatically, therefore not laying me

under any obligation to defend them; and reflecting that a dispute

between two persons, writing in different languages, might be

lengthened greatly by mistranslations, and thence misconceptions of

one another's meaning, much of one of the abbé's letters being founded

on an error in the translation, I concluded to let my papers shift for

themselves, believing it was better to spend what time I could spare

from public business in making new experiments, than in disputing

about those already made. I therefore never answered M. Nollet, and

the event gave me no cause to repent my silence; for my friend M. le

Roy, of the Royal Academy of Sciences, took up my cause and refuted

him; my book was translated into the Italian, German, and Latin

languages; and the doctrine it contain'd was by degrees universally

adopted by the philosophers of Europe, in preference to that of the

abbé; so that he lived to see himself the last of his sect, except

Monsieur B----, of Paris, his _élève_ and immediate disciple.

What gave my book the more sudden and general celebrity, was the

success of one of its proposed experiments, made by Messrs. Dalibard

and De Lor at Marly, for drawing lightning from the clouds. This

engag'd the public attention everywhere. M. de Lor, who had an

apparatus for experimental philosophy, and lectur'd in that branch of

science, undertook to repeat what he called the _Philadelphia

Experiments_; and, after they were performed before the king and

court, all the curious of Paris flocked to see them. I will not swell

this narrative with an account of that capital experiment, nor of the

infinite pleasure I receiv'd in the success of a similar one I made

soon after with a kite at Philadelphia, as both are to be found in the

histories of electricity.

Dr. Wright, an English physician, when at Paris, wrote to a friend,

who was of the Royal Society, an account of the high esteem my

experiments were in among the learned abroad, and of their wonder that

my writings had been so little noticed in England. The society, on

this, resum'd the consideration of the letters that had been read to

them; and the celebrated Dr. Watson drew up a summary account of them,

and of all I had afterwards sent to England on the subject, which he

accompanied with some praise of the writer. This summary was then

printed in their Transactions; and some members of the society in

London, particularly the very ingenious Mr. Canton, having verified

the experiment of procuring lightning from the clouds by a pointed

rod, and acquainting them with the success, they soon made me more

than amends for the slight with which they had before treated me.

Without my having made any application for that honour, they chose me

a member, and voted that I should be excus'd the customary payments,

which would have amounted to twenty-five guineas; and ever since have

given me their Transactions gratis. They also presented me with the

gold medal of Sir Godfrey Copley[110] for the year 1753, the delivery of

which was accompanied by a very handsome speech of the president, Lord

Macclesfield, wherein I was highly honoured.

[110] An English baronet (died in 1709), donator of a fund

of £100, "in trust for the Royal Society of London for

improving natural knowledge."

[Illustration: Gold medal of Sir Godfrey Copley.]

XIX

AGENT OF PENNSYLVANIA IN

LONDON

Our new governor, Captain Denny, brought over for me the

before mentioned medal from the Royal Society, which he presented to

me at an entertainment given him by the city. He accompanied it with

very polite expressions of his esteem for me, having, as he said, been

long acquainted with my character. After dinner, when the company, as

was customary at that time, were engag'd in drinking, he took me aside

into another room, and acquainted me that he had been advis'd by his

friends in England to cultivate a friendship with me, as one who was

capable of giving him the best advice, and of contributing most

effectually to the making his administration easy; that he therefore

desired of all things to have a good understanding with me, and he

begged me to be assured of his readiness on all occasions to render me

every service that might be in his power. He said much to me, also, of

the proprietor's good disposition towards the province, and of the

advantage it might be to us all, and to me in particular, if the

opposition that had been so long continu'd to his measures was dropt,

and harmony restor'd between him and the people; in effecting which,

it was thought no one could be more serviceable than myself; and I

might depend on adequate acknowledgments and recompenses, etc., etc.

The drinkers, finding we did not return immediately to the table, sent

us a decanter of Madeira, which the governor made liberal use of, and

in proportion became more profuse of his solicitations and promises.

My answers were to this purpose: that my circumstances, thanks to God,

were such as to make proprietary favours unnecessary to me; and that,

being a member of the Assembly, I could not possibly accept of any;

that, however, I had no personal enmity to the proprietary, and that,

whenever the public measures he propos'd should appear to be for the

good of the people, no one should espouse and forward them more

zealously than myself; my past opposition having been founded on this,

that the measures which had been urged were evidently intended to

serve the proprietary interest, with great prejudice to that of the

people; that I was much obliged to him (the governor) for his

professions of regard to me, and that he might rely on everything in

my power to make his administration as easy as possible, hoping at the

same time that he had not brought with him the same unfortunate

instruction his predecessor had been hampered with.

On this he did not then explain himself; but when he afterwards came

to do business with the Assembly, they appear'd again, the disputes

were renewed, and I was as active as ever in the opposition, being the

penman, first, of the request to have a communication of the

instructions, and then of the remarks upon them, which may be found in

the votes of the time, and in the Historical Review I afterward

publish'd. But between us personally no enmity arose; we were often

together; he was a man of letters, had seen much of the world, and was

very entertaining and pleasing in conversation. He gave me the first

information that my old friend Jas. Ralph was still alive; that he was

esteem'd one of the best political writers in England; had been

employed in the dispute[111] between Prince Frederic and the king, and

had obtain'd a pension of three hundred a year; that his reputation

was indeed small as a poet, Pope having damned his poetry in the

_Dunciad_,[112] but his prose was thought as good as any man's.

[111] Quarrel between George II and his son, Frederick,

Prince of Wales, who died before his father.

[112] A satirical poem by Alexander Pope directed against

various contemporary writers.

The Assembly finally finding the proprietary obstinately persisted in

manacling their deputies with instructions inconsistent not only with

the privileges of the people, but with the service of the crown,

resolv'd to petition the king against them, and appointed me their

agent to go over to England, to present and support the petition. The

House had sent up a bill to the governor, granting a sum of sixty

thousand pounds for the king's use (ten thousand pounds of which was

subjected to the orders of the then general, Lord Loudoun), which the

governor absolutely refus'd to pass, in compliance with his

instructions.

I had agreed with Captain Morris, of the packet at New York, for my

passage, and my stores were put on board, when Lord Loudoun arriv'd at

Philadelphia, expressly, as he told me, to endeavour an accommodation

between the governor and Assembly, that his majesty's service might

not be obstructed by their dissensions. Accordingly, he desir'd the

governor and myself to meet him, that he might hear what was to be

said on both sides. We met and discussed the business. In behalf of

the Assembly, I urged all the various arguments that may be found in

the public papers of that time, which were of my writing, and are

printed with the minutes of the Assembly; and the governor pleaded his

instructions, the bond he had given to observe them, and his ruin if

he disobey'd, yet seemed not unwilling to hazard himself if Lord

Loudoun would advise it. This his lordship did not chuse to do, though

I once thought I had nearly prevail'd with him to do it; but finally

he rather chose to urge the compliance of the Assembly; and he

entreated me to use my endeavours with them for that purpose,

declaring that he would spare none of the king's troops for the

defense of our frontiers, and that, if we did not continue to provide

for that defense ourselves, they must remain expos'd to the enemy.

I acquainted the House with what had pass'd, and, presenting them with

a set of resolutions I had drawn up, declaring our rights, and that we

did not relinquish our claim to those rights, but only suspended the

exercise of them on this occasion thro' _force_, against which we

protested, they at length agreed to drop that bill, and frame another

conformable to the proprietary instructions. This of course the

governor pass'd, and I was then at liberty to proceed on my voyage.

But, in the meantime, the packet had sailed with my sea-stores, which

was some loss to me, and my only recompense was his lordship's thanks

for my service, all the credit of obtaining the accommodation falling

to his share.

He set out for New York before me; and, as the time for dispatching

the packet-boats was at his disposition, and there were two then

remaining there, one of which, he said, was to sail very soon, I

requested to know the precise time, that I might not miss her by any

delay of mine. His answer was, "I have given out that she is to sail

on Saturday next; but I may let you know, _entre nous_, that if you

are there by Monday morning, you will be in time, but do not delay

longer." By some accidental hindrance at a ferry, it was Monday noon

before I arrived, and I was much afraid she might have sailed, as the

wind was fair; but I was soon made easy by the information that she

was still in the harbor, and would not move till the next day. One

would imagine that I was now on the very point of departing for

Europe. I thought so; but I was not then so well acquainted with his

lordship's character, of which _indecision_ was one of the strongest

features. I shall give some instances. It was about the beginning of

April that I came to New York, and I think it was near the end of June

before we sail'd. There were then two of the packet-boats, which had

been long in port, but were detained for the general's letters, which

were always to be ready to-morrow. Another packet arriv'd; she too was

detain'd; and, before we sail'd, a fourth was expected. Ours was the

first to be dispatch'd, as having been there longest. Passengers were

engaged in all, and some extremely impatient to be gone, and the

merchants uneasy about their letters, and the orders they had given

for insurance (it being war time) for fall goods; but their anxiety

avail'd nothing; his lordship's letters were not ready; and yet

whoever waited on him found him always at his desk, pen in hand, and

concluded he must needs write abundantly.

Going myself one morning to pay my respects, I found in his

antechamber one Innis, a messenger of Philadelphia, who had come from

thence express with a packet from Governor Denny for the general. He

delivered to me some letters from my friends there, which occasion'd

my inquiring when he was to return, and where he lodg'd, that I might

send some letters by him. He told me he was order'd to call to-morrow

at nine for the general's answer to the governor, and should set off

immediately. I put my letters into his hands the same day. A fortnight

after I met him again in the same place. "So, you are soon return'd,

Innis?" "_Return'd_! no, I am not _gone_ yet." "How so?" "I have

called here by order every morning these two weeks past for his

lordship's letter, and it is not yet ready." "Is it possible, when he

is so great a writer? for I see him constantly at his escritoire."

"Yes," says Innis, "but he is like St. George on the signs, _always on

horseback, and never rides on_." This observation of the messenger

was, it seems, well founded; for, when in England, I understood that

Mr. Pitt[113] gave it as one reason for removing this general, and

sending Generals Amherst and Wolfe, _that the minister never heard

from him, and could not know what he was doing_.

[113] William Pitt, first Earl of Chatham (1708-1778), a

great English statesman and orator. Under his able

administration, England won Canada from France. He was a

friend of America at the time of our Revolution.

This daily expectation of sailing, and all the three packets going

down to Sandy Hook, to join the fleet there, the passengers thought it

best to be on board, lest by a sudden order the ships should sail, and

they be left behind. There, if I remember right, we were about six

weeks, consuming our sea-stores, and oblig'd to procure more. At

length the fleet sail'd, the general and all his army on board, bound

to Louisburg, with the intent to besiege and take that fortress; all

the packet-boats in company ordered to attend the general's ship,

ready to receive his dispatches when they should be ready. We were out

five days before we got a letter with leave to part, and then our ship

quitted the fleet and steered for England. The other two packets he

still detained, carried them with him to Halifax, where he stayed some

time to exercise the men in sham attacks upon sham forts, then altered

his mind as to besieging Louisburg, and returned to New York, with all

his troops, together with the two packets above mentioned, and all

their passengers! During his absence the French and savages had taken

Fort George, on the frontier of that province, and the savages had

massacred many of the garrison after capitulation.

I saw afterwards in London Captain Bonnell, who commanded one of those

packets. He told me that, when he had been detain'd a month, he

acquainted his lordship that his ship was grown foul, to a degree that

must necessarily hinder her fast sailing, a point of consequence for a

packet-boat, and requested an allowance of time to heave her down and

clean her bottom. He was asked how long time that would require. He

answered, three days. The general replied, "If you can do it in one

day, I give leave; otherwise not; for you must certainly sail the day

after to-morrow." So he never obtain'd leave, though detained

afterwards from day to day during full three months.

I saw also in London one of Bonnell's passengers, who was so enrag'd

against his lordship for deceiving and detaining him so long at New

York, and then carrying him to Halifax and back again, that he swore

he would sue him for damages. Whether he did or not, I never heard;

but, as he represented the injury to his affairs, it was very

considerable.

On the whole, I wonder'd much how such a man came to be intrusted[114]

with so important a business as the conduct of a great army; but,

having since seen more of the great world, and the means of obtaining,

and motives for giving places, my wonder is diminished. General

Shirley, on whom the command of the army devolved upon the death of

Braddock, would, in my opinion, if continued in place, have made a

much better campaign than that of Loudoun in 1757, which was

frivolous, expensive, and disgraceful to our nation beyond conception;

for, tho' Shirley was not a bred soldier, he was sensible and

sagacious in himself, and attentive to good advice from others,

capable of forming judicious plans, and quick and active in carrying

them into execution. Loudoun, instead of defending the colonies with

his great army, left them totally expos'd while he paraded idly at

Halifax, by which means Fort George was lost, besides, he derang'd all

our mercantile operations, and distress'd our trade, by a long embargo

on the exportation of provisions, on pretence of keeping supplies from

being obtain'd by the enemy, but in reality for beating down their

price in favour of the contractors, in whose profits, it was said,

perhaps from suspicion only, he had a share. And, when at length the

embargo was taken off, by neglecting to send notice of it to

Charlestown, the Carolina fleet was detain'd near three months longer,

whereby their bottoms were so much damaged by the worm that a great

part of them foundered in their passage home.

[114] This relation illustrates the corruption that

characterized English public life in the eighteenth

century. (See page 308). It was gradually overcome in

the early part of the next century.

Shirley was, I believe, sincerely glad of being relieved from so

burdensome a charge as the conduct of an army must be to a man

unacquainted with military business. I was at the entertainment given

by the city of New York to Lord Loudoun, on his taking upon him the

command. Shirley, tho' thereby superseded, was present also. There was

a great company of officers, citizens, and strangers, and, some chairs

having been borrowed in the neighborhood, there was one among them

very low, which fell to the lot of Mr. Shirley. Perceiving it as I sat

by him, I said, "They have given you, sir, too low a seat." "No

matter," says he, "Mr. Franklin, I find _a low seat_ the easiest."

While I was, as afore mention'd, detain'd at New York, I receiv'd all

the accounts of the provisions, etc., that I had furnish'd to

Braddock, some of which accounts could not sooner be obtain'd from the

different persons I had employ'd to assist in the business. I

presented them to Lord Loudoun, desiring to be paid the balance. He

caus'd them to be regularly examined by the proper officer, who, after

comparing every article with its voucher, certified them to be right;

and the balance due for which his lordship promis'd to give me an

order on the paymaster. This was, however, put off from time to time;

and tho' I call'd often for it by appointment, I did not get it. At

length, just before my departure, he told me he had, on better

consideration, concluded not to mix his accounts with those of his

predecessors. "And you," says he, "when in England, have only to

exhibit your accounts at the treasury, and you will be paid

immediately."

I mention'd, but without effect, the great and unexpected expense I

had been put to by being detain'd so long at New York, as a reason for

my desiring to be presently paid; and on my observing that it was not

right I should be put to any further trouble or delay in obtaining the

money I had advanc'd, as I charged no commission for my service, "O,

Sir," says he, "you must not think of persuading us that you are no

gainer; we understand better those affairs, and know that every one

concerned in supplying the army finds means, in the doing it, to fill

his own pockets." I assur'd him that was not my case, and that I had

not pocketed a farthing; but he appear'd clearly not to believe me;

and, indeed, I have since learnt that immense fortunes are often made

in such employments. As to my balance, I am not paid it to

this day, of which more hereafter.

Our captain of the paquet had boasted much, before we sailed, of the

swiftness of his ship; unfortunately, when we came to sea, she proved

the dullest of ninety-six sail, to his no small mortification. After

many conjectures respecting the cause, when we were near another ship

almost as dull as ours, which, however, gain'd upon us, the captain

ordered all hands to come aft, and stand as near the ensign staff as

possible. We were, passengers included, about forty persons. While we

stood there, the ship mended her pace, and soon left her neighbour far

behind, which prov'd clearly what our captain suspected, that she was

loaded too much by the head. The casks of water, it seems, had been

all plac'd forward; these he therefore order'd to be mov'd further

aft, on which the ship recover'd her character, and proved the best

sailer in the fleet.

The captain said she had once gone at the rate of thirteen knots,

which is accounted thirteen miles per hour. We had on board, as a

passenger, Captain Kennedy, of the Navy, who contended that it was

impossible, and that no ship ever sailed so fast, and that there must

have been some error in the division of the log-line, or some mistake

in heaving the log.[115] A wager ensu'd between the two captains, to be

decided when there should be sufficient wind. Kennedy thereupon

examin'd rigorously the log-line, and, being satisfi'd with that, he

determin'd to throw the log himself. Accordingly some days after, when

the wind blew very fair and fresh, and the captain of the

paquet, Lutwidge, said he believ'd she then went at the rate of

thirteen knots, Kennedy made the experiment, and own'd his wager lost.

[115] A piece of wood shaped and weighted so as to keep it

stable when in the water. To this is attached a line

knotted at regular distances. By these devices it is

possible to tell the speed of a ship.

The above fact I give for the sake of the following observation. It

has been remark'd, as an imperfection in the art of ship-building,

that it can never be known, till she is tried, whether a new ship will

or will not be a good sailer; for that the model of a good-sailing

ship has been exactly follow'd in a new one, which has prov'd, on the

contrary, remarkably dull. I apprehend that this may partly be

occasion'd by the different opinions of seamen respecting the modes of

lading, rigging, and sailing of a ship; each has his system; and the

same vessel, laden by the judgment and orders of one captain, shall

sail better or worse than when by the orders of another. Besides, it

scarce ever happens that a ship is form'd, fitted for the sea, and

sail'd by the same person. One man builds the hull, another rigs her,

a third lades and sails her. No one of these has the advantage of

knowing all the ideas and experience of the others, and, therefore,

cannot draw just conclusions from a combination of the whole.

Even in the simple operation of sailing when at sea, I have often

observ'd different judgments in the officers who commanded the

successive watches, the wind being the same. One would have the sails

trimm'd sharper or flatter than another, so that they seem'd to have

no certain rule to govern by. Yet I think a set of experiments might

be instituted; first, to determine the most proper form of the hull

for swift sailing; next, the best dimensions and properest place for

the masts; then the form and quantity of sails, and their position, as

the wind may be; and, lastly, the disposition of the lading. This is

an age of experiments, and I think a set accurately made and combin'd

would be of great use. I am persuaded, therefore, that ere long some

ingenious philosopher will undertake it, to whom I wish success.

[Illustration: Sailing ship]

We were several times chas'd in our passage, but out-sail'd every

thing, and in thirty days had soundings. We had a good observation,

and the captain judg'd himself so near our port, Falmouth, that, if we

made a good run in the night, we might be off the mouth of that harbor

in the morning, and by running in the night might escape the notice of

the enemy's privateers, who often cruis'd near the entrance of the

channel. Accordingly, all the sail was set that we could possibly

make, and the wind being very fresh and fair, we went right before it,

and made great way. The captain, after his observation, shap'd his

course, as he thought, so as to pass wide of the Scilly Isles; but it

seems there is sometimes a strong indraught setting up St. George's

Channel, which deceives seamen and caused the loss of Sir Cloudesley

Shovel's squadron. This indraught was probably the cause of what

happened to us.

We had a watchman plac'd in the bow, to whom they often called, "_Look

well out before there_," and he as often answered, "_Ay, ay_"; but

perhaps had his eyes shut, and was half asleep at the time, they

sometimes answering, as is said, mechanically; for he did not see a

light just before us, which had been hid by the studding-sails from

the man at the helm, and from the rest of the watch, but by an

accidental yaw of the ship was discover'd, and occasion'd a great

alarm, we being very near it, the light appearing to me as big as a

cartwheel. It was midnight, and our captain fast asleep; but Captain

Kennedy, jumping upon deck, and seeing the danger, ordered the ship to

wear round, all sails standing; an operation dangerous to the masts,

but it carried us clear, and we escaped shipwreck, for we were running

right upon the rocks on which the lighthouse was erected. This

deliverance impressed me strongly with the utility of lighthouses, and

made me resolve to encourage the building more of them in America if I

should live to return there.

In the morning it was found by the soundings, etc., that we were near

our port, but a thick fog hid the land from our sight. About nine

o'clock the fog began to rise, and seem'd to be lifted up from the

water like the curtain at a play-house, discovering underneath, the

town of Falmouth, the vessels in its harbor, and the fields that

surrounded it. This was a most pleasing spectacle to those who had

been so long without any other prospects than the uniform view of a

vacant ocean, and it gave us the more pleasure as we were now free

from the anxieties which the state of war occasion'd.

I set out immediately, with my son, for London, and we only stopt a

little by the way to view Stonehenge[116] on Salisbury Plain, and Lord

Pembroke's house and gardens, with his very curious antiquities at

Wilton. We arrived in London the 27th of July, 1757.[117]

[116] A celebrated prehistoric ruin, probably of a temple

built by the early Britons, near Salisbury, England. It

consists of inner and outer circles of enormous stones,

some of which are connected by stone slabs.

[117] "Here terminates the _Autobiography_, as published

by Wm. Temple Franklin and his successors. What follows

was written in the last year of Dr. Franklin's life, and

was never before printed in English."--Mr. Bigelow's

note in his edition of 1868.

As soon as I was settled in a lodging Mr. Charles had provided for me,

I went to visit Dr. Fothergill, to whom I was strongly recommended,

and whose counsel respecting my proceedings I was advis'd to obtain.

He was against an immediate complaint to government, and thought the

proprietaries should first be personally appli'd to, who might

possibly be induc'd by the interposition and persuasion of some

private friends, to accommodate matters amicably. I then waited on my

old friend and correspondent, Mr. Peter Collinson, who told me that

John Hanbury, the great Virginia merchant, had requested to be

informed when I should arrive, that he might carry me to Lord

Granville's,[118] who was then President of the Council and wished to

see me as soon as possible. I agreed to go with him the next morning.

Accordingly Mr. Hanbury called for me and took me in his carriage to

that nobleman's, who receiv'd me with great civility; and after some

questions respecting the present state of affairs in America and

discourse thereupon, he said to me: "You Americans have wrong ideas of

the nature of your constitution; you contend that the king's

instructions to his governors are not laws, and think yourselves at

liberty to regard or disregard them at your own discretion. But those

instructions are not like the pocket instructions given to a minister

going abroad, for regulating his conduct in some trifling point of

ceremony. They are first drawn up by judges learned in the laws; they

are then considered, debated, and perhaps amended in Council, after

which they are signed by the king. They are then, so far as they

relate to you, the _law of the land_, for the king is the Legislator

of the Colonies,"[119] I told his lordship this was new doctrine to me.

I had always understood from our charters that our laws were to be

made by our Assemblies, to be presented indeed to the king for his

royal assent, but that being once given the king could not repeal or

alter them. And as the Assemblies could not make permanent laws

without his assent, so neither could he make a law for them without

theirs. He assur'd me I was totally mistaken. I did not think so,

however, and his lordship's conversation having a little alarm'd me as

to what might be the sentiments of the court concerning us, I wrote it

down as soon as I return'd to my lodgings. I recollected that about 20

years before, a clause in a bill brought into Parliament by the

ministry had propos'd to make the king's instructions laws in the

colonies, but the clause was thrown out by the Commons, for which we

adored them as our friends and friends of liberty, till by their

conduct towards us in 1765 it seem'd that they had refus'd that point

of sovereignty to the king only that they might reserve it for

themselves.

[118] George Granville or Grenville (1712-1770). As

English premier from 1763 to 1765, he introduced the

direct taxation of the American Colonies and has

sometimes been called the immediate cause of the

Revolution.

[119] This whole passage shows how hopelessly divergent

were the English and American views on the relations

between the mother country and her colonies. Grenville

here made clear that the Americans were to have no voice

in making or amending their laws. Parliament and the

king were to have absolute power over the colonies. No

wonder Franklin was alarmed by this new doctrine. With

his keen insight into human nature and his consequent

knowledge of American character, he foresaw the

inevitable result of such an attitude on the part of

England. This conversation with Grenville makes these

last pages of the _Autobiography_ one of its most

important parts.

After some days, Dr. Fothergill having spoken to the proprietaries,

they agreed to a meeting with me at Mr. T. Penn's house in Spring

Garden. The conversation at first consisted of mutual declarations of

disposition to reasonable accommodations, but I suppose each party had

its own ideas of what should be meant by _reasonable_. We then went

into consideration of our several points of complaint, which I

enumerated. The proprietaries justify'd their conduct as well as they

could, and I the Assembly's. We now appeared very wide, and so far

from each other in our opinions as to discourage all hope of

agreement. However, it was concluded that I should give them the heads

of our complaints in writing, and they promis'd then to consider them.

I did so soon after, but they put the paper into the hands of their

solicitor, Ferdinand John Paris, who managed for them all their law

business in their great suit with the neighbouring proprietary of

Maryland, Lord Baltimore, which had subsisted 70 years, and wrote for

them all their papers and messages in their dispute with the Assembly.

He was a proud, angry man, and as I had occasionally in the answers of

the Assembly treated his papers with some severity, they being really

weak in point of argument and haughty in expression, he had conceived a

mortal enmity to me, which discovering itself whenever we met, I

declin'd the proprietary's proposal that he and I should discuss the

heads of complaint between our two selves, and refus'd treating with

anyone but them. They then by his advice put the paper into the hands

of the Attorney and Solicitor-General for their opinion and counsel

upon it, where it lay unanswered a year wanting eight days, during

which time I made frequent demands of an answer from the

proprietaries, but without obtaining any other than that they had not

yet received the opinion of the Attorney and Solicitor-General. What

it was when they did receive it I never learnt, for they did not

communicate it to me, but sent a long message to the Assembly drawn

and signed by Paris, reciting my paper, complaining of its want of

formality, as a rudeness on my part, and giving a flimsy justification

of their conduct, adding that they should be willing to accommodate

matters if the Assembly would send out _some person of candour_ to

treat with them for that purpose, intimating thereby that I was not

such.

[Illustration: "We now appeared very wide, and so far from each other

in our opinions as to discourage all hope of agreement"]

The want of formality or rudeness was, probably, my not having

address'd the paper to them with their assum'd titles of True and

Absolute Proprietaries of the Province of Pennsylvania, which I

omitted as not thinking it necessary in a paper, the intention of

which was only to reduce to a certainty by writing, what in

conversation I had delivered _viva voce_.

But during this delay, the Assembly having prevailed with Gov'r Denny

to pass an act taxing the proprietary estate in common with the

estates of the people, which was the grand point in dispute, they

omitted answering the message.

When this act however came over, the proprietaries, counselled by

Paris, determined to oppose its receiving the royal assent.

Accordingly they petitioned the king in Council, and a hearing was

appointed in which two lawyers were employ'd by them against the act,

and two by me in support of it. They alledg'd that the act was

intended to load the proprietary estate in order to spare those of the

people, and that if it were suffer'd to continue in force, and the

proprietaries, who were in odium with the people, left to their mercy

in proportioning the taxes, they would inevitably be ruined. We

reply'd that the act had no such intention, and would have no such

effect. That the assessors were honest and discreet men under an oath

to assess fairly and equitably, and that any advantage each of them

might expect in lessening his own tax by augmenting that of the

proprietaries was too trifling to induce them to perjure themselves.

This is the purport of what I remember as urged by both sides, except

that we insisted strongly on the mischievous consequences that must

attend a repeal, for that the money, £100,000, being printed and given

to the king's use, expended in his service, and now spread among the

people, the repeal would strike it dead in their hands to the ruin of

many, and the total discouragement of future grants, and the

selfishness of the proprietors in soliciting such a general

catastrophe, merely from a groundless fear of their estate being taxed

too highly, was insisted on in the strongest terms. On this, Lord

Mansfield, one of the counsel, rose, and beckoning me took me into the

clerk's chamber, while the lawyers were pleading, and asked me if I

was really of opinion that no injury would be done the proprietary

estate in the execution of the act. I said certainly. "Then," says he,

"you can have little objection to enter into an engagement to assure

that point." I answer'd, "None at all." He then call'd in Paris, and

after some discourse, his lordship's proposition was accepted on both

sides; a paper to the purpose was drawn up by the Clerk of the

Council, which I sign'd with Mr. Charles, who was also an Agent of the

Province for their ordinary affairs, when Lord Mansfield returned to

the Council Chamber, where finally the law was allowed to pass. Some

changes were however recommended and we also engaged they should be

made by a subsequent law, but the Assembly did not think them

necessary; for one year's tax having been levied by the act before the

order of Council arrived, they appointed a committee to examine the

proceedings of the assessors, and on this committee they put several

particular friends of the proprietaries. After a full enquiry, they

unanimously sign'd a report that they found the tax had been assess'd

with perfect equity.

The Assembly looked into my entering into the first part of the

engagement, as an essential service to the Province, since it secured

the credit of the paper money then spread over all the country. They

gave me their thanks in form when I return'd. But the proprietaries

were enraged at Governor Denny for having pass'd the act, and turn'd

him out with threats of suing him for breach of instructions which he

had given bond to observe. He, however, having done it at the instance

of the General, and for His Majesty's service, and having some

powerful interest at court, despis'd the threats and they were never

put in execution.... [unfinished]

[Illustration: Medal with inscription: BENJ. FRANLIN NATUS BOSTON XVII,

JAN. MDCCVI.]

APPENDIX

ELECTRICAL KITE

To Peter Collinson

[Philadelphia], Oct. 19, 1752.

Sir,

As frequent mention is made in public papers from Europe of the

success of the _Philadelphia_ experiment for drawing the electric fire

from clouds by means of pointed rods of iron erected on high

buildings, &c., it may be agreeable to the curious to be informed,

that the same experiment has succeeded in _Philadelphia_, though made

in a different and more easy manner, which is as follows:

Make a small cross of two light strips of cedar, the arms so long as

to reach to the four corners of a large, thin silk handkerchief when

extended; tie the corners of the handkerchief to the extremities of

the cross, so you have the body of a kite; which being properly

accommodated with a tail, loop, and string, will rise in the air, like

those made of paper; but this being of silk, is fitter to bear the wet

and wind of a thunder-gust without tearing. To the top of the upright

stick of the cross is to be fixed a very sharp-pointed wire, rising a

foot or more above the wood. To the end of the twine, next the hand,

is to be tied a silk ribbon, and where the silk and twine join, a key

may be fastened. This kite is to be raised when a thunder-gust appears

to be coming on, and the person who holds the string must stand within

a door or window, or under some cover, so that the silk ribbon may not

be wet; and care must be taken that the twine does not touch the frame

of the door or window. As soon as any of the thunder clouds come over

the kite, the pointed wire will draw the electric fire from them, and

the kite, with all the twine will be electrified, and the loose

filaments of the twine will stand out every way and be attracted by an

approaching finger. And when the rain has wet the kite and twine, so

that it can conduct the electric fire freely, you will find it stream

out plentifully from the key on the approach of your knuckle. At this

key the phial may be charged; and from electric fire thus obtained,

spirits may be kindled, and all the electric experiments be performed,

which are usually done by the help of a rubbed glass globe or tube,

and thereby the sameness of the electric matter with that of lightning

completely demonstrated.

B. Franklin.

[Illustration: "You will find it stream out plentifully from the key

on the approach of your knuckle"]

[Illustration: Father _Abraham_ in his STUDY with the following text:

The Shade of Him who Counsel can bestow, Still pleas'd

to teach, and yet not proud to know; Unbias'd or by

Favour or by Spite; Nor dully prepossess'd, nor blindly

right; Thô learn'd, well-bred; and, thô well-bred,

sincere; Modestly bold, and humanely severe; Who to a

Friend his Faults can sweetly show. And gladly praise

the Merit of a Foe. Here, there he sits, his chearful

Aid to lend; A firm, unshaken, uncorrupted Friend,

Averse alike to flatter or offend.

_Printed by_ Benjamin Mecom, _at the_ New

Printing-Office, (_near the_ Town-House, _in_ Boston) _where_

BOOKS _are Sold, and_ PRINTING-WORK _done, Cheap_.

He's rarely _warm_ in Censure or in Praise:

_Good-Nature, Wit_, and _Judgment_ round him wait;

And thus he sits _inthron'd_ in _Classick-State_:

To Failings mild, but zealous for Desert;

The clearest Head, and the sincerest Heart.

Few Men deserve our _Passion_ either Ways.]

From "Father Abraham's Speech," 1760. Reproduced from

a copy at the New York Public Library.

THE WAY TO WEALTH

(From "Father Abraham's Speech," forming

the preface to Poor _Richard's Almanac_ for 1758.)

It would be thought a hard Government that should tax its People

one-tenth Part of their _Time_, to be employed in its Service. But

_Idleness_ taxes many of us much more, if we reckon all that is spent

in absolute _Sloth_, or doing of nothing, with that which is spent in

idle Employments or Amusements, that amount to nothing. _Sloth_, by

bringing on Diseases, absolutely shortens Life. _Sloth, like Rust,

consumes faster than Labor wears; while the used key is always bright,

as Poor Richard says. But dost thou love Life, then do not squander

Time, for that's the stuff Life is made of, as Poor Richard_ says. How

much more than is necessary do we spend in sleep, forgetting that _The

sleeping Fox catches no Poultry_, and that _There will be sleeping

enough in the Grave_, as _Poor Richard_ says.

_If Time be of all Things the most precious, wasting Time must be, as

Poor Richard_ says, _the_ _greatest Prodigality_; since, as he

elsewhere tells us, _Lost Time is never found again; and what we call

Time enough, always proves little enough_: Let us then up and be

doing, and doing to the Purpose; so by Diligence shall we do more with

less Perplexity. _Sloth makes all Things difficult, but Industry all

easy_, as _Poor Richard_ says; and _He that riseth late must trot all

Day, and shall scarce overtake his Business at Night; while Laziness

travels so slowly, that Poverty soon overtakes him_, as we read in

_Poor Richard_, who adds, _Drive thy Business, let not that drive

thee_; and _Early to Bed, and early to rise, makes a Man healthy,

wealthy, and wise._

_Industry need not wish, and he that lives upon Hope will die

fasting._

_There are no Gains without Pains._

_He that hath a Trade hath an Estate; and he that hath a Calling, hath

an Office of Profit and Honor_; but then the _Trade_ must be worked

at, and the _Calling_ well followed, or neither the _Estate_ nor the

_Office_ will enable us to pay our Taxes.

What though you have found no Treasure, nor has any rich Relation left

you a Legacy, _Diligence is the Mother of Good-luck_, as _Poor

Richard_ says, _and God gives all Things to Industry_.

_One To-day is worth two To-morrows_, and farther, _Have you somewhat

to do To-morrow, do it To-day_.

If you were a Servant, would you not be ashamed that a good Master

should catch you idle? Are you then your own Master, _be ashamed to

catch yourself idle_.

Stick to it steadily; and you will see great Effects, for _Constant

Dropping wears away Stones_, and by _Diligence and Patience the Mouse

ate in two the Cable_; and _Little Strokes fell great Oaks_.

Methinks I hear some of you say, _Must a Man afford himself no

Leisure_? I will tell thee, my friend, what _Poor Richard_ says,

_Employ thy Time well, if thou meanest to gain Leisure; and, since

thou art not sure of a Minute, throw not away an Hour_. Leisure, is

Time for doing something useful; this Leisure the diligent Man will

obtain, but the lazy Man never; so that, as _Poor Richard_ says, _A

Life of Leisure and a Life of Laziness are two things_.

_Keep thy Shop, and thy Shop will keep thee_; and again, _If you would

have your business done, go; if not, send._

If you would have a faithful Servant, and one that you like, serve

yourself.

_A little Neglect may breed great Mischief:_ adding, _for want of a

Nail the Shoe was lost; for want of a Shoe the Horse was lost; and for

want of a Horse the Rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the

Enemy; all for the want of Care about a Horse-shoe Nail_.

So much for Industry, my Friends, and Attention to one's own Business;

but to these we must add _Frugality_.

_What maintains one Vice, would bring up two Children_. You may think

perhaps, that a _little_ Tea, or a _little_ Punch now and then, Diet a

_little_ more costly, Clothes a _little_ finer, and a _little_

Entertainment now and then, can be no _great_ Matter; but remember

what _Poor Richard_ says, _Many a Little makes a Mickle._

_Beware of little expenses; A small Leak will sink a great Ship_; and

again, _Who Dainties love, shall Beggars prove_; and moreover, _Fools

make Feasts, and wise Men eat them._

Buy what thou hast no Need of, and ere long thou shalt sell thy

Necessaries.

If you would know the Value of Money, go and try to borrow some; for,

he that goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing.

The second Vice is Lying, the first is running in Debt.

_Lying rides upon Debt's Back_.

Poverty often deprives a Man of all Spirit and Virtue: '_Tis hard for

an empty Bag to stand upright_.

And now to conclude, _Experience keeps a dear School, but Fools will

learn in no other, and scarce in that_; for it is true, _we may give

Advice, but we cannot give Conduct_, as _Poor Richard_ says: However,

remember this, _They that won't be counseled, can't be helped_, as

_Poor Richard_ says: and farther, That _if you will not hear Reason,

she'll surely rap your Knuckles_.

THE WHISTLE

To Madame Brillon

Passy, November 10, 1779.

I am charmed with your description of Paradise, and with your plan of

living there; and I approve much of your conclusion, that, in the

meantime, we should draw all the good we can from this world. In my

opinion, we might all draw more good from it than we do, and suffer

less evil, if we would take care not to give too much for whistles.

For to me it seems, that most of the unhappy people we meet with, are

become so by neglect of that caution.

You ask what I mean? You love stories, and will excuse my telling one

of myself.

When I was a child of seven year old, my friends, on a holiday, filled

my pocket with coppers. I went directly to a shop where they sold toys

for children; and being charmed with the sound of a _whistle_, that I

met by the way in the hands of another boy, I voluntarily offered and

gave all my money for one. I then came home, and went whistling all

over the house, much pleased with my _whistle_, but disturbing all the

family. My brothers, and sisters, and cousins, understanding the

bargain I had made, told me I had given four times as much for it as

it was worth; put me in mind what good things I might have bought with

the rest of the money; and laughed at me so much for my folly, that I

cried with vexation; and the reflection gave me more chagrin than the

_whistle_ gave me pleasure.

This, however, was afterwards of use to me, the impression continuing

on my mind; so that often, when I was tempted to buy some unnecessary

thing, I said to myself, _Don't give too much for the whistle_; and I

saved my money.

As I grew up, came into the world, and observed the actions of men, I

thought I met with many, very many, who _gave too much for the

whistle_.

When I saw one too ambitious of court favor, sacrificing his time in

attendance on levees, his repose, his liberty, his virtue, and perhaps

his friends, to attain it, I have said to myself, _This man gives too

much for his whistle_.

When I saw another fond of popularity, constantly employing himself in

political bustles, neglecting his own affairs, and ruining them by

neglect, _He pays, indeed_, said I, _too much for his whistle_.

If I knew a miser who gave up every kind of comfortable living, all

the pleasure of doing good to others, all the esteem of his fellow

citizens, and the joys of benevolent friendship, for the sake of

accumulating wealth, _Poor man_, said I, _you pay too much for your

whistle_.

When I met with a man of pleasure, sacrificing every laudable

improvement of the mind, or of his fortune, to mere corporeal

sensations, and ruining his health in their pursuit, _Mistaken man_,

said I, _you are providing pain for yourself, instead of pleasure; you

give too much for your whistle_.

If I see one fond of appearance, or fine clothes, fine houses, fine

furniture, fine equipages, all above his fortune, for which he

contracts debts, and ends his career in a prison, _Alas_! say I, _he

has paid dear, very dear, for his whistle_.

When I see a beautiful, sweet-tempered girl married to an ill-natured

brute of a husband, _What a pity_, say I, _that she should pay so much

for a whistle_!

In short, I conceive that great part of the miseries of mankind are

brought upon them by the false estimates they have made of the value

of things, and by their _giving too much for their whistles_.

Yet I ought to have charity for these unhappy people, when I consider,

that, with all this wisdom of which I am boasting, there are certain

things in the world so tempting, for example, the apples of King John,

which happily are not to be bought; for if they were put to sale by

auction, I might very easily be led to ruin myself in the purchase,

and find that I had once more given too much for the _whistle_.

Adieu, my dear friend, and believe me ever yours very sincerely and

with unalterable affection,

B. Franklin.

A LETTER TO SAMUEL MATHER

Passy, May 12, 1784.

Revd Sir,

It is now more than 60 years since I left Boston, but I remember well

both your father and grandfather, having heard them both in the

pulpit, and seen them in their houses. The last time I saw your father

was in the beginning of 1724, when I visited him after my first trip

to Pennsylvania. He received me in his library, and on my taking leave

showed me a shorter way out of the house through a narrow passage,

which was crossed by a beam overhead. We were still talking as I

withdrew, he accompanying me behind, and I turning partly towards him,

when he said hastily, "_Stoop, stoop!_" I did not understand him, till

I felt my head hit against the beam. He was a man that never missed

any occasion of giving instruction, and upon this he said to me, "_You

are young, and have the world before you; stoop as you go through it,

and you will miss many hard thumps_." This advice, thus beat into my

head, has frequently been of use to me; and I often think of it, when

I see pride mortified, and misfortunes brought upon people by their

carrying their heads too high.

B. Franklin.

THE END

BIBLIOGRAPHY

The last and most complete edition of Franklin's works is that by the

late Professor Albert H. Smyth, published in ten volumes by the

Macmillan Company, New York, under the title, _The Writings of

Benjamin Franklin_. The other standard edition is the _Works of

Benjamin Franklin_ by John Bigelow (New York, 1887). Mr. Bigelow's

first edition of the _Autobiography_ in one volume was published by

the J. B. Lippincott Company of Philadelphia in 1868. The life of

Franklin as a writer is well treated by J. B. McMaster in a volume of

_The American Men of Letters Series_; his life as a statesman and

diplomat, by J. T. Morse, _American Statesmen Series_, one volume;

Houghton, Mifflin Company publish both books. A more exhaustive

account of the life and times of Franklin may be found in James

Parton's _Life and Times of Benjamin Franklin_ (2 vols., New York,

1864). Paul Leicester Ford's _The Many-Sided Franklin_ is a most

chatty and readable book, replete with anecdotes and excellently and

fully illustrated. An excellent criticism by Woodrow Wilson introduces

an edition of the _Autobiography_ in _The Century Classics_ (Century

Co., New York, 1901). Interesting magazine articles are those of E. E.

Hale, _Christian Examiner_, lxxi, 447; W. P. Trent, _McClure's

Magazine_, viii, 273; John Hay, _The Century Magazine_, lxxi, 447.

See also the histories of American literature by C. F. Richardson,

Moses Coit Tyler, Brander Matthews, John Nichol, and Barrett Wendell,

as well as the various encyclopedias. An excellent bibliography of

Franklin is that of Paul Leicester Ford, entitled _A List of Books

Written by, or Relating to Benjamin Franklin_ (New York, 1889).

The following list of Franklin's works contains the more interesting

publications, together with the dates of first issue.

_1722. Dogood Papers._

Letters in the style of Addison's _Spectator_, contributed to

James Franklin's newspaper and signed "Silence Dogood."

_1729. The Busybody._

A series of essays published in Bradford's Philadelphia

_Weekly Mercury_, six of which only are ascribed to Franklin.

They are essays on morality, philosophy and politics,

similar to the _Dogood Papers_.

_1729. A Modest Enquiry into the Nature and Necessity of a Paper

Currency._

_1732. to 1757. Prefaces to Poor Richard's Almanac._

Among these are _Hints for those that would be Rich_, 1737;

and _Plan for saving one hundred thousand pounds to New

Jersey, 1756_.

1_743. A Proposal for Promoting Useful Knowledge Among the

British Plantations in America._

"This paper appears to contain the first suggestion, in

any public form, for an _American Philosophical Society_."

Sparks.

_1744. An Account of the New Invented Pennsylvania Fire-Places._

_1749. Proposals Relating to the Education of Youth in Pennsylvania._

Contains the plan for the school which later became the

University of Pennsylvania.

_1752. Electrical Kite._

A description of the famous kite experiment, first written in

a letter to Peter Collinson, dated Oct. 19, 1752, which was

published later in the same year in _The Gentleman's Magazine_.

_1754. Plan of Union._

A plan for the union of the colonies presented to the

colonial convention at Albany.

_1755. A Dialogue Between X, Y and Z._

An appeal to enlist in the provincial army for the defense

of Pennsylvania.

_1758. Father Abraham's Speech._

Published as a preface to Poor Richard's Almanac and

gathering into one writing the maxims of Poor Richard,

which had already appeared in previous numbers of the

Almanac. _The Speech_ was afterwards published in pamphlet

form as the _Way to Wealth_.

_1760. Of the Means of disposing the Enemy to Peace._

A satirical plea for the prosecution of the war against

France.

_1760. The Interest of Great Britain Considered, with regard to her

Colonies, and the Acquisitions of Canada and Guadaloupe._

_1764. Cool Thoughts on the Present Situation of our Public Affairs._

A pamphlet favoring a Royal Government for Pennsylvania

in exchange for that of the Proprietors.

_1766. The Examination of Doctor Benjamin Franklin, etc., in The

British House of Commons, Relative to The Repeal of The

American Stamp Act._

_1773. Rules by which A Great Empire May Be Reduced to a

Small One._

Some twenty satirical rules embodying the line of conduct

England was pursuing with America.

_1773. An Edict of The King of Prussia._

A satire in which the King of Prussia was made to treat

England as England was treating America because England

was originally settled by Germans.

_1777. Comparison of Great Britain and the United States in Regard

to the Basis of Credit in The Two Countries._

One of several similar pamphlets written to effect loans

for the American cause.

_1782. On the Theory of the Earth._

The best of Franklin's papers on geology.

_1782. Letter purporting to emanate from a petty German Prince

and to be addressed to his officer in Command in America._

_1785. On the Causes and Cure of Smoky Chimneys._

_1786. Retort Courteous._

_Sending Felons to America._

Answers to the British clamor for the payment of American

debts.

1789. _Address to the Public from the Pennsylvania Society for

Promoting Abolition of Slavery._

1789. _An Account of the Supremest Court of Judicature in Pennsylvania,

viz. The Court of the Press._

1790. _Martin's Account of his Consulship._

A parody of a pro-slavery speech in Congress.

1791. _Autobiography._

The first edition.

1818. _Bagatelles._

The Bagatelles were first published in 1818 in William

Temple Franklin's edition of his grandfather's works. The

following are the most famous of these essays and the

dates when they were written:

1774? _A Parable Against Persecution._

Franklin called this the LI Chapter of Genesis.

1774? _A Parable on Brotherly Love._

1778. _The Ephemera, an Emblem of Human Life._

A new rendition of an earlier essay on Human

Vanity.

1779. _The Story of the Whistle._

1779? _The Levee._

1779? _Proposed New Version of the Bible._

Part of the first chapter of _Job_ modernized.

(1779. Published) _The Morals of Chess._

1780? _The Handsome and Deformed Leg._

1780. _Dialogue between Franklin and the Gout._

(Published in 1802.)

1802. _A Petition of the Left Hand._

1806. _The Art of Procuring Pleasant Dreams._

[Illustration: MEDAL GIVEN BY THE BOSTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS FROM THE

FRANKLIN FUND]

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[N^{o} 19

THE

New-England Courant.

From MONDAY December 4. to MONDAY December 11. 1721.

_On_ SYLVIA _the Fair_. A Jingle.

A Swarm of Sparks, young, gay, and bold,

Lov'd _Sylvia_ long, but she was cold;

In'trest and Pride the Nymph control'd,

So they in vain their Passion told.

At last came Dalman, he was old;

Nay, he was ugly, but had Gold.

He came, and saw, and took the Hold,

While t'other Beaux their Loss Condol'd.

Some say, she's Wed; I say, she's sold.

_The Letter against Inoculating the Small Pox, (Sign'd

Absinthium) giving an Account of the Number of

Persons who have dy'd under that Operation, will be

Inserted in our next._

FOREIGN AFFAIRS.

_Ispahan, March 6._ The Conspiracy form'd by the

Grand Vizir last January was Twelvemonth, with design

to make himself King of Persia, was seasonably

discover'd, and himself and Accomplices secured; since

which the State hath enjoy'd its former Tranquility,

and a new Vizir is appointed in his room, The old

one's Eyes being both put out, he is kept alive (but

in Prison) to make him discover all his Riches;

which must be immensely great, since they found in

one of his Chests four hundred thousand Persian Ducats,

beside Foreign Coin, and in another Place abundance

of Jewels, Gold and Silver; and so in proportion

among several of his Accomplices; by the help of

which Treasure they hoped to compass their Ends.

_Tripoli, July 12._ As soon as our Squadron fitted out

against the Famous Baffaw Gianur, Cogia, appear'd off

Dasna and Bengan, with two thousand five hundred

Moorish Horse, and a thousand Foot, and skirmish'd

a little with his Squadron, he abandon'd both those

Places, and fled to the Island of Serby in the Territories

of Tunis; But the Bey of that Place having deny'd

him Shelter, he sail'd farther away, in a French

Barque, we know not whether; and his own Galleys

and Barques, are gone after him, so that we are now

entirely rid of that troublesome Guest. Our Rovers

keep all in Port, for Fear of the Malteze.

_Cadiz, Aug. 12._ The Flota is expected Home from

the West-Indies before the End of this Month.

Thirteen Pieces of Cannon and two Mortars were lately

sent from hence to Ceuta. The three Spanish Men

of War of 50 to 60 Guns each, which carried the Spanish

Cardinals to Italy, are now at Alicant: It is said

they are to join the Dutch Vice-Admiral, who is now

in this Bay with four Ships of his Squadron of 50

Guns each, and cruize against the Algerines. Wheat

and Barley being very cheap in these Parts, great

Quantities have been sent lately to the Canaries,

where for some Time past the Inhabitants have been

in great Want of Corn. On the 9th Instant died Mr.

Charles, His Britannick Majesty's Consul at St.

Lucas.

_Berne, Aug. 20._ The Deputies of this Canton who

went to the Diet at Frawenfeldt, are now assembled

at Baden with those of Zurich and Glaris, to regulate

certain Affairs relating to the Town and County of

Baden, which formerly belonged to the Eight Eldest

Cantons, but in the last Swiss War was given up to

Zurich and Berne in Propriety, with a Reservation to

the Canton of Glaris (which is mostly Protestant) of

the Share it had before in the Sovereignty of that

District. The three Deputies of Zurich, Lucern &c

Ury, who were commissioned by the late General Dyet

to go to Wilchingen, to try to compose the Differences

which have been long standing between the Inhabitants

of that Place and the Canton of Schafhuysen

whose Subjects they are, have offered those Inhabitonts

a full Pardon for all past Misbehavior, and

the Maintenance of their Privileges for the future,

provided they forthwith return to their Duty; but

it is advised that those of Wilchingen persist hitherto

in this Disobedience.

_Schaffhausen Sept. 1._ They write from Italy, that

the Plague is no longer observ'd at Marseilles, Aix, &

several other Places; and that at Toulon it is very

much decreas'd: But alas! how should it be otherwise,

when the Distemper hath hardly any Objects

left to work upon? At Arles it is likewise abated,

we fear for the same Reason. Mean while, it spreads

in the Gevaudan; and two large Villages in the

Neighbourhood of Frejus were attack'd the beginning

of this Month. The French Court hath prohibited

all communication with the Gevaudan upon severe

Penalties. The Plague is certainly got into the

small Town of Marvegue in that District, which

Town is shut in by eight hundred Men. Letters from

Geneva say, the two Battalions employ'd in surrounding

La Canourgue, are infected; and that Maages is

very much suspected. The Marquis de Quelus had

retired to a Castle near Avignon; but the Sickness

being got among his Domesticks, he was fled farther

away.

_Paris, Sept. 5._ The District over which the Duke

of Berwick is to have the Command, extends to the

Borders of the Bourbonnois; and the Court puts a

great Confidence in the Care of that General to hinder

the Infection from spreading. The Marquis de

Verceil is actually drawing Lines to shut in the Gevaudan;

and twelve Regiments of Foot, and as many

of Dragoons, are marching to reinforce the Troops

already posted on that side. The Plague seems to

have almost spent itself in Provence. Tho' it is yet

a great way off of us, Men talk nevertheless of laying

up Magazines of all sort of Provisions here, and of making

twenty thousand Beds, to be set up in the Hospitals

and Tennis-Courts.

_Hague, Sept. 9._ The Deputies of our Admiralties

had, last Saturday, an extraordinary Conference with

those of the States General, upon the spreading of a

Report, that ten or twelve Persons died daily at a certain

Place in Normandy, which was therefore suspected

to have received the Contagion; But upon the

matter, it doth not appear there was the least Foundation

for such a Report; tho' it is too plain the

Distemper gains ground space in the Southern Parts

of France.

We can by no means penetrate into the Designs of

the Czar; who, notwithstanding 'tis confidently

written that the Peace between him and Sweden is as

good as concluded, hath a Fleet of thirty Men of War

and two hundred Galleys at Sea near Aland. However,

an Express gone by from Stockholm, doth not

confirm.

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