CHAPTER LIII

The Track

Mr. Bucket and his fat forefinger are much in consultation together

under existing circumstances. When Mr. Bucket has a matter of this

pressing interest under his consideration, the fat forefinger seems

to rise, to the dignity of a familiar demon. He puts it to his ears,

and it whispers information; he puts it to his lips, and it enjoins

him to secrecy; he rubs it over his nose, and it sharpens his scent;

he shakes it before a guilty man, and it charms him to his

destruction. The Augurs of the Detective Temple invariably predict

that when Mr. Bucket and that finger are in much conference, a

terrible avenger will be heard of before long.

Otherwise mildly studious in his observation of human nature, on the

whole a benignant philosopher not disposed to be severe upon the

follies of mankind, Mr. Bucket pervades a vast number of houses and

strolls about an infinity of streets, to outward appearance rather

languishing for want of an object. He is in the friendliest condition

towards his species and will drink with most of them. He is free with

his money, affable in his manners, innocent in his conversation—but

through the placid stream of his life there glides an under-current

of forefinger.

Time and place cannot bind Mr. Bucket. Like man in the abstract, he

is here to-day and gone to-morrow—but, very unlike man indeed, he is

here again the next day. This evening he will be casually looking

into the iron extinguishers at the door of Sir Leicester Dedlock’s

house in town; and to-morrow morning he will be walking on the leads

at Chesney Wold, where erst the old man walked whose ghost is

propitiated with a hundred guineas. Drawers, desks, pockets, all

things belonging to him, Mr. Bucket examines. A few hours afterwards,

he and the Roman will be alone together comparing forefingers.

It is likely that these occupations are irreconcilable with home

enjoyment, but it is certain that Mr. Bucket at present does not go

home. Though in general he highly appreciates the society of Mrs.

Bucket—a lady of a natural detective genius, which if it had been

improved by professional exercise, might have done great things, but

which has paused at the level of a clever amateur—he holds himself

aloof from that dear solace. Mrs. Bucket is dependent on their lodger

(fortunately an amiable lady in whom she takes an interest) for

companionship and conversation.

A great crowd assembles in Lincoln’s Inn Fields on the day of the

funeral. Sir Leicester Dedlock attends the ceremony in person;

strictly speaking, there are only three other human followers, that

is to say, Lord Doodle, William Buffy, and the debilitated cousin

(thrown in as a make-weight), but the amount of inconsolable

carriages is immense. The peerage contributes more four-wheeled

affliction than has ever been seen in that neighbourhood. Such is the

assemblage of armorial bearings on coach panels that the Herald’s

College might be supposed to have lost its father and mother at a

blow. The Duke of Foodle sends a splendid pile of dust and ashes,

with silver wheel-boxes, patent axles, all the last improvements, and

three bereaved worms, six feet high, holding on behind, in a bunch of

woe. All the state coachmen in London seem plunged into mourning; and

if that dead old man of the rusty garb be not beyond a taste in

horseflesh (which appears impossible), it must be highly gratified

this day.

Quiet among the undertakers and the equipages and the calves of so

many legs all steeped in grief, Mr. Bucket sits concealed in one of

the inconsolable carriages and at his ease surveys the crowd through

the lattice blinds. He has a keen eye for a crowd—as for what

not?—and looking here and there, now from this side of the carriage,

now from the other, now up at the house windows, now along the

people’s heads, nothing escapes him.

“And there you are, my partner, eh?” says Mr. Bucket to himself,

apostrophizing Mrs. Bucket, stationed, by his favour, on the steps of

the deceased’s house. “And so you are. And so you are! And very well

indeed you are looking, Mrs. Bucket!”

The procession has not started yet, but is waiting for the cause of

its assemblage to be brought out. Mr. Bucket, in the foremost

emblazoned carriage, uses his two fat forefingers to hold the lattice

a hair’s breadth open while he looks.

And it says a great deal for his attachment, as a husband, that he is

still occupied with Mrs. B. “There you are, my partner, eh?” he

murmuringly repeats. “And our lodger with you. I’m taking notice of

you, Mrs. Bucket; I hope you’re all right in your health, my dear!”

Not another word does Mr. Bucket say, but sits with most attentive

eyes until the sacked depository of noble secrets is brought

down—Where are all those secrets now? Does he keep them yet? Did

they fly with him on that sudden journey?—and until the procession

moves, and Mr. Bucket’s view is changed. After which he composes

himself for an easy ride and takes note of the fittings of the

carriage in case he should ever find such knowledge useful.

Contrast enough between Mr. Tulkinghorn shut up in his dark carriage

and Mr. Bucket shut up in HIS. Between the immeasurable track of

space beyond the little wound that has thrown the one into the fixed

sleep which jolts so heavily over the stones of the streets, and the

narrow track of blood which keeps the other in the watchful state

expressed in every hair of his head! But it is all one to both;

neither is troubled about that.

Mr. Bucket sits out the procession in his own easy manner and glides

from the carriage when the opportunity he has settled with himself

arrives. He makes for Sir Leicester Dedlock’s, which is at present a

sort of home to him, where he comes and goes as he likes at all

hours, where he is always welcome and made much of, where he knows

the whole establishment, and walks in an atmosphere of mysterious

greatness.

No knocking or ringing for Mr. Bucket. He has caused himself to be

provided with a key and can pass in at his pleasure. As he is

crossing the hall, Mercury informs him, “Here’s another letter for

you, Mr. Bucket, come by post,” and gives it him.

“Another one, eh?” says Mr. Bucket.

If Mercury should chance to be possessed by any lingering curiosity

as to Mr. Bucket’s letters, that wary person is not the man to

gratify it. Mr. Bucket looks at him as if his face were a vista of

some miles in length and he were leisurely contemplating the same.

“Do you happen to carry a box?” says Mr. Bucket.

Unfortunately Mercury is no snuff-taker.

“Could you fetch me a pinch from anywheres?” says Mr. Bucket.

“Thankee. It don’t matter what it is; I’m not particular as to the

kind. Thankee!”

Having leisurely helped himself from a canister borrowed from

somebody downstairs for the purpose, and having made a considerable

show of tasting it, first with one side of his nose and then with the

other, Mr. Bucket, with much deliberation, pronounces it of the right

sort and goes on, letter in hand.

Now although Mr. Bucket walks upstairs to the little library within

the larger one with the face of a man who receives some scores of

letters every day, it happens that much correspondence is not

incidental to his life. He is no great scribe, rather handling his

pen like the pocket-staff he carries about with him always convenient

to his grasp, and discourages correspondence with himself in others

as being too artless and direct a way of doing delicate business.

Further, he often sees damaging letters produced in evidence and has

occasion to reflect that it was a green thing to write them. For

these reasons he has very little to do with letters, either as sender

or receiver. And yet he has received a round half-dozen within the

last twenty-four hours.

“And this,” says Mr. Bucket, spreading it out on the table, “is in

the same hand, and consists of the same two words.”

What two words?

He turns the key in the door, ungirdles his black pocket-book (book

of fate to many), lays another letter by it, and reads, boldly

written in each, “Lady Dedlock.”

“Yes, yes,” says Mr. Bucket. “But I could have made the money without

this anonymous information.”

Having put the letters in his book of fate and girdled it up again,

he unlocks the door just in time to admit his dinner, which is

brought upon a goodly tray with a decanter of sherry. Mr. Bucket

frequently observes, in friendly circles where there is no restraint,

that he likes a toothful of your fine old brown East Inder sherry

better than anything you can offer him. Consequently he fills and

empties his glass with a smack of his lips and is proceeding with his

refreshment when an idea enters his mind.

Mr. Bucket softly opens the door of communication between that room

and the next and looks in. The library is deserted, and the fire is

sinking low. Mr. Bucket’s eye, after taking a pigeon-flight round the

room, alights upon a table where letters are usually put as they

arrive. Several letters for Sir Leicester are upon it. Mr. Bucket

draws near and examines the directions. “No,” he says, “there’s none

in that hand. It’s only me as is written to. I can break it to Sir

Leicester Dedlock, Baronet, to-morrow.”

With that he returns to finish his dinner with a good appetite, and

after a light nap, is summoned into the drawing-room. Sir Leicester

has received him there these several evenings past to know whether he

has anything to report. The debilitated cousin (much exhausted by the

funeral) and Volumnia are in attendance.

Mr. Bucket makes three distinctly different bows to these three

people. A bow of homage to Sir Leicester, a bow of gallantry to

Volumnia, and a bow of recognition to the debilitated Cousin, to whom

it airily says, “You are a swell about town, and you know me, and I

know you.” Having distributed these little specimens of his tact, Mr.

Bucket rubs his hands.

“Have you anything new to communicate, officer?” inquires Sir

Leicester. “Do you wish to hold any conversation with me in private?”

“Why—not to-night, Sir Leicester Dedlock, Baronet.”

“Because my time,” pursues Sir Leicester, “is wholly at your disposal

with a view to the vindication of the outraged majesty of the law.”

Mr. Bucket coughs and glances at Volumnia, rouged and necklaced, as

though he would respectfully observe, “I do assure you, you’re a

pretty creetur. I’ve seen hundreds worse looking at your time of

life, I have indeed.”

The fair Volumnia, not quite unconscious perhaps of the humanizing

influence of her charms, pauses in the writing of cocked-hat notes

and meditatively adjusts the pearl necklace. Mr. Bucket prices that

decoration in his mind and thinks it as likely as not that Volumnia

is writing poetry.

“If I have not,” pursues Sir Leicester, “in the most emphatic manner,

adjured you, officer, to exercise your utmost skill in this atrocious

case, I particularly desire to take the present opportunity of

rectifying any omission I may have made. Let no expense be a

consideration. I am prepared to defray all charges. You can incur

none in pursuit of the object you have undertaken that I shall

hesitate for a moment to bear.”

Mr. Bucket made Sir Leicester’s bow again as a response to this

liberality.

“My mind,” Sir Leicester adds with a generous warmth, “has not, as

may be easily supposed, recovered its tone since the late diabolical

occurrence. It is not likely ever to recover its tone. But it is full

of indignation to-night after undergoing the ordeal of consigning to

the tomb the remains of a faithful, a zealous, a devoted adherent.”

Sir Leicester’s voice trembles and his grey hair stirs upon his head.

Tears are in his eyes; the best part of his nature is aroused.

“I declare,” he says, “I solemnly declare that until this crime is

discovered and, in the course of justice, punished, I almost feel as

if there were a stain upon my name. A gentleman who has devoted a

large portion of his life to me, a gentleman who has devoted the last

day of his life to me, a gentleman who has constantly sat at my table

and slept under my roof, goes from my house to his own, and is struck

down within an hour of his leaving my house. I cannot say but that he

may have been followed from my house, watched at my house, even first

marked because of his association with my house—which may have

suggested his possessing greater wealth and being altogether of

greater importance than his own retiring demeanour would have

indicated. If I cannot with my means and influence and my position

bring all the perpetrators of such a crime to light, I fail in the

assertion of my respect for that gentleman’s memory and of my

fidelity towards one who was ever faithful to me.”

While he makes this protestation with great emotion and earnestness,

looking round the room as if he were addressing an assembly, Mr.

Bucket glances at him with an observant gravity in which there might

be, but for the audacity of the thought, a touch of compassion.

“The ceremony of to-day,” continues Sir Leicester, “strikingly

illustrative of the respect in which my deceased friend”—he lays a

stress upon the word, for death levels all distinctions—“was held by

the flower of the land, has, I say, aggravated the shock I have

received from this most horrible and audacious crime. If it were my

brother who had committed it, I would not spare him.”

Mr. Bucket looks very grave. Volumnia remarks of the deceased that he

was the trustiest and dearest person!

“You must feel it as a deprivation to you, miss,” replies Mr. Bucket

soothingly, “no doubt. He was calculated to BE a deprivation, I’m

sure he was.”

Volumnia gives Mr. Bucket to understand, in reply, that her sensitive

mind is fully made up never to get the better of it as long as she

lives, that her nerves are unstrung for ever, and that she has not

the least expectation of ever smiling again. Meanwhile she folds up a

cocked hat for that redoubtable old general at Bath, descriptive of

her melancholy condition.

“It gives a start to a delicate female,” says Mr. Bucket

sympathetically, “but it’ll wear off.”

Volumnia wishes of all things to know what is doing? Whether they are

going to convict, or whatever it is, that dreadful soldier? Whether

he had any accomplices, or whatever the thing is called in the law?

And a great deal more to the like artless purpose.

“Why you see, miss,” returns Mr. Bucket, bringing the finger into

persuasive action—and such is his natural gallantry that he had

almost said “my dear”—“it ain’t easy to answer those questions at

the present moment. Not at the present moment. I’ve kept myself on

this case, Sir Leicester Dedlock, Baronet,” whom Mr. Bucket takes

into the conversation in right of his importance, “morning, noon, and

night. But for a glass or two of sherry, I don’t think I could have

had my mind so much upon the stretch as it has been. I COULD answer

your questions, miss, but duty forbids it. Sir Leicester Dedlock,

Baronet, will very soon be made acquainted with all that has been

traced. And I hope that he may find it”—Mr. Bucket again looks

grave—“to his satisfaction.”

The debilitated cousin only hopes some fler’ll be executed—zample.

Thinks more interest’s wanted—get man hanged presentime—than get

man place ten thousand a year. Hasn’t a doubt—zample—far better

hang wrong fler than no fler.

“YOU know life, you know, sir,” says Mr. Bucket with a complimentary

twinkle of his eye and crook of his finger, “and you can confirm what

I’ve mentioned to this lady. YOU don’t want to be told that from

information I have received I have gone to work. You’re up to what a

lady can’t be expected to be up to. Lord! Especially in your elevated

station of society, miss,” says Mr. Bucket, quite reddening at

another narrow escape from “my dear.”

“The officer, Volumnia,” observes Sir Leicester, “is faithful to his

duty, and perfectly right.”

Mr. Bucket murmurs, “Glad to have the honour of your approbation, Sir

Leicester Dedlock, Baronet.”

“In fact, Volumnia,” proceeds Sir Leicester, “it is not holding up a

good model for imitation to ask the officer any such questions as you

have put to him. He is the best judge of his own responsibility; he

acts upon his responsibility. And it does not become us, who assist

in making the laws, to impede or interfere with those who carry them

into execution. Or,” says Sir Leicester somewhat sternly, for

Volumnia was going to cut in before he had rounded his sentence, “or

who vindicate their outraged majesty.”

Volumnia with all humility explains that she had not merely the plea

of curiosity to urge (in common with the giddy youth of her sex in

general) but that she is perfectly dying with regret and interest for

the darling man whose loss they all deplore.

“Very well, Volumnia,” returns Sir Leicester. “Then you cannot be too

discreet.”

Mr. Bucket takes the opportunity of a pause to be heard again.

“Sir Leicester Dedlock, Baronet, I have no objections to telling this

lady, with your leave and among ourselves, that I look upon the case

as pretty well complete. It is a beautiful case—a beautiful

case—and what little is wanting to complete it, I expect to be able

to supply in a few hours.”

“I am very glad indeed to hear it,” says Sir Leicester. “Highly

creditable to you.”

“Sir Leicester Dedlock, Baronet,” returns Mr. Bucket very seriously,

“I hope it may at one and the same time do me credit and prove

satisfactory to all. When I depict it as a beautiful case, you see,

miss,” Mr. Bucket goes on, glancing gravely at Sir Leicester, “I mean

from my point of view. As considered from other points of view, such

cases will always involve more or less unpleasantness. Very strange

things comes to our knowledge in families, miss; bless your heart,

what you would think to be phenomenons, quite.”

Volumnia, with her innocent little scream, supposes so.

“Aye, and even in gen-teel families, in high families, in great

families,” says Mr. Bucket, again gravely eyeing Sir Leicester aside.

“I have had the honour of being employed in high families before, and

you have no idea—come, I’ll go so far as to say not even YOU have

any idea, sir,” this to the debilitated cousin, “what games goes on!”

The cousin, who has been casting sofa-pillows on his head, in a

prostration of boredom yawns, “Vayli,” being the used-up for “very

likely.”

Sir Leicester, deeming it time to dismiss the officer, here

majestically interposes with the words, “Very good. Thank you!” and

also with a wave of his hand, implying not only that there is an end

of the discourse, but that if high families fall into low habits they

must take the consequences. “You will not forget, officer,” he adds

with condescension, “that I am at your disposal when you please.”

Mr. Bucket (still grave) inquires if to-morrow morning, now, would

suit, in case he should be as for’ard as he expects to be. Sir

Leicester replies, “All times are alike to me.” Mr. Bucket makes his

three bows and is withdrawing when a forgotten point occurs to him.

“Might I ask, by the by,” he says in a low voice, cautiously

returning, “who posted the reward-bill on the staircase.”

“I ordered it to be put up there,” replies Sir Leicester.

“Would it be considered a liberty, Sir Leicester Dedlock, Baronet, if

I was to ask you why?”

“Not at all. I chose it as a conspicuous part of the house. I think

it cannot be too prominently kept before the whole establishment. I

wish my people to be impressed with the enormity of the crime, the

determination to punish it, and the hopelessness of escape. At the

same time, officer, if you in your better knowledge of the subject

see any objection—”

Mr. Bucket sees none now; the bill having been put up, had better not

be taken down. Repeating his three bows he withdraws, closing the

door on Volumnia’s little scream, which is a preliminary to her

remarking that that charmingly horrible person is a perfect Blue

Chamber.

In his fondness for society and his adaptability to all grades, Mr.

Bucket is presently standing before the hall-fire—bright and warm on

the early winter night—admiring Mercury.

“Why, you’re six foot two, I suppose?” says Mr. Bucket.

“Three,” says Mercury.

“Are you so much? But then, you see, you’re broad in proportion and

don’t look it. You’re not one of the weak-legged ones, you ain’t. Was

you ever modelled now?” Mr. Bucket asks, conveying the expression of

an artist into the turn of his eye and head.

Mercury never was modelled.

“Then you ought to be, you know,” says Mr. Bucket; “and a friend of

mine that you’ll hear of one day as a Royal Academy sculptor would

stand something handsome to make a drawing of your proportions for

the marble. My Lady’s out, ain’t she?”

“Out to dinner.”

“Goes out pretty well every day, don’t she?”

“Yes.”

“Not to be wondered at!” says Mr. Bucket. “Such a fine woman as her,

so handsome and so graceful and so elegant, is like a fresh lemon on

a dinner-table, ornamental wherever she goes. Was your father in the

same way of life as yourself?”

Answer in the negative.

“Mine was,” says Mr. Bucket. “My father was first a page, then a

footman, then a butler, then a steward, then an inn-keeper. Lived

universally respected, and died lamented. Said with his last breath

that he considered service the most honourable part of his career,

and so it was. I’ve a brother in service, AND a brother-in-law. My

Lady a good temper?”

Mercury replies, “As good as you can expect.”

“Ah!” says Mr. Bucket. “A little spoilt? A little capricious? Lord!

What can you anticipate when they’re so handsome as that? And we like

’em all the better for it, don’t we?”

Mercury, with his hands in the pockets of his bright peach-blossom

small-clothes, stretches his symmetrical silk legs with the air of a

man of gallantry and can’t deny it. Come the roll of wheels and a

violent ringing at the bell. “Talk of the angels,” says Mr. Bucket.

“Here she is!”

The doors are thrown open, and she passes through the hall. Still

very pale, she is dressed in slight mourning and wears two beautiful

bracelets. Either their beauty or the beauty of her arms is

particularly attractive to Mr. Bucket. He looks at them with an eager

eye and rattles something in his pocket—halfpence perhaps.

Noticing him at his distance, she turns an inquiring look on the

other Mercury who has brought her home.

“Mr. Bucket, my Lady.”

Mr. Bucket makes a leg and comes forward, passing his familiar demon

over the region of his mouth.

“Are you waiting to see Sir Leicester?”

“No, my Lady, I’ve seen him!”

“Have you anything to say to me?”

“Not just at present, my Lady.”

“Have you made any new discoveries?”

“A few, my Lady.”

This is merely in passing. She scarcely makes a stop, and sweeps

upstairs alone. Mr. Bucket, moving towards the staircase-foot,

watches her as she goes up the steps the old man came down to his

grave, past murderous groups of statuary repeated with their shadowy

weapons on the wall, past the printed bill, which she looks at going

by, out of view.

“She’s a lovely woman, too, she really is,” says Mr. Bucket, coming

back to Mercury. “Don’t look quite healthy though.”

Is not quite healthy, Mercury informs him. Suffers much from

headaches.

Really? That’s a pity! Walking, Mr. Bucket would recommend for that.

Well, she tries walking, Mercury rejoins. Walks sometimes for two

hours when she has them bad. By night, too.

“Are you sure you’re quite so much as six foot three?” asks Mr.

Bucket. “Begging your pardon for interrupting you a moment?”

Not a doubt about it.

“You’re so well put together that I shouldn’t have thought it. But

the household troops, though considered fine men, are built so

straggling. Walks by night, does she? When it’s moonlight, though?”

Oh, yes. When it’s moonlight! Of course. Oh, of course!

Conversational and acquiescent on both sides.

“I suppose you ain’t in the habit of walking yourself?” says Mr.

Bucket. “Not much time for it, I should say?”

Besides which, Mercury don’t like it. Prefers carriage exercise.

“To be sure,” says Mr. Bucket. “That makes a difference. Now I think

of it,” says Mr. Bucket, warming his hands and looking pleasantly at

the blaze, “she went out walking the very night of this business.”

“To be sure she did! I let her into the garden over the way.”

“And left her there. Certainly you did. I saw you doing it.”

“I didn’t see YOU,” says Mercury.

“I was rather in a hurry,” returns Mr. Bucket, “for I was going to

visit a aunt of mine that lives at Chelsea—next door but two to the

old original Bun House—ninety year old the old lady is, a single

woman, and got a little property. Yes, I chanced to be passing at the

time. Let’s see. What time might it be? It wasn’t ten.”

“Half-past nine.”

“You’re right. So it was. And if I don’t deceive myself, my Lady was

muffled in a loose black mantle, with a deep fringe to it?”

“Of course she was.”

Of course she was. Mr. Bucket must return to a little work he has to

get on with upstairs, but he must shake hands with Mercury in

acknowledgment of his agreeable conversation, and will he—this is

all he asks—will he, when he has a leisure half-hour, think of

bestowing it on that Royal Academy sculptor, for the advantage of

both parties?