CHAPTER V.

A SUPPER AT THE HOUSE OF A FRENCH-CANADIAN

SEIGNEUR.

Half-cut-down, a pasty costly made,

Where quail and pigeon, lark and leveret, lay

Like fossils of the rock, with golden yolks

Imbedded and injellied.

+Tennyson.+

The table was spread in a low but spacious room, whose furniture,

though not luxurious, lacked nothing of what an Englishman calls

comfort.

A thick woolen carpet, of Canadian manufacture and of a diamond

pattern, covered the greater part of the dining-room floor. The bright

woolen curtains, the backs of the mahogany sofa, ottomans, and chairs

were embroidered with gigantic birds, such as it would have puzzled the

most brilliant ornithologist to classify.

A great sideboard, reaching almost to the ceiling, displayed on its

many shelves a service of blue Marseilles china, of a thickness to defy

the awkwardness of the servants. Over the lower part of this sideboard,

which served the purpose of a cupboard and which might be called the

ground floor of the structure, projected a shelf a foot and a half

wide, on which stood a sort of tall narrow cabinet, whose drawers,

lined with green cloth, held the silver spoons and forks. On this shelf

also were some bottles of old wine, together with a great silver jar

of water, for the use of those who cared to dilute their beverage.

A pile of plates of the finest porcelain, two decanters of white wine,

a couple of tarts, a dish of whipped cream, some delicate biscuits, a

bowl of sweetmeats, on a little table near the sideboard covered with a

white cloth, constituted the dessert. In one corner of the room stood

a sort of barrel-shaped fountain of blue and white stone china, with

faucet and basin, where the family might rinse their hands.

In an opposite corner a great closet, containing square bottles filled

with brandy, absinthe, _liqueurs_ of peach kernel, raspberry, black

currant, anise, etc., for daily use, completed the furnishing of the

room.

The table was set for eight persons. A silver fork and spoon, wrapped

in a napkin, were placed at the left of each plate, and a bottle of

light wine at the right. There was not a knife on the table during the

serving of the courses; each was already supplied with this useful

instrument, which only the Orientals know how to do without. If the

knife one affected was a clasp knife, it was carried in the pocket;

if a sheath-knife, it was worn suspended from the neck in a case of

morocco, of silk, or even of birch-bark artistically wrought by the

Indians. The handles were usually of ivory riveted with silver; those

for the use of ladies were of mother-of-pearl.

To the right of each plate was a silver cup or goblet. These cups were

of different forms and sizes, some being of simple pattern with or

without hoops, some with handles, some in the form of a chalice, some

worked in relief, and very many lined with gold.

A servant, placing on a side-table the customary appetizers, namely,

brandy for the men and sweet cordials for the women, came to announce

that the supper was served. Eight persons sat down at the table--the

Seigneur de Beaumont and his wife; their sister, Madame Descarrières;

the old priest; Captain Marcheterre and his son Henri; and lastly

Archie and Jules. The lady of the house gave the place of honor at

her right to the priest, and the next place, at her left, to the old

captain. The _menu_ opened with an excellent soup (soup was then _de

rigueur_ for dinner and supper alike), followed by a cold pasty, called

the Easter pasty, which, on account of its immense proportions, was

served on a great tray covered with a napkin. This pasty, which would

have aroused the envy of Brillat-Savarin, consisted of one turkey, two

chickens, two partridges, two pigeons, the backs and thighs of two

rabbits, all larded with slices of fat pork. The balls of force-meat

on which rested, as on a thick, soft bed, these gastronomic riches,

were made of two hams of that animal which the Jew despises, but which

the Christian treats with more regard. Large onions scattered here

and there and a liberal seasoning of the finest spices completed the

appetizing marvel. But a very important point was the cooking, which

was beset with difficulty; for should the gigantic structure be allowed

to break, it would lose at least fifty per cent of its flavor. To guard

against so lamentable a catastrophe, the lower crust, coming at least

three inches up the sides, was not less than an inch thick. This crust

itself, saturated with the juices of all the good things inside, was

one of the best parts of this unique dish.

Chickens and partridges roasted in slices of pork, pigs feet _à la

Sainte-Ménéhould_, a hare stew, very different from that with which the

Spanish landlord regaled the unhappy Gil Blas--these were among the

other dishes which the seigneur set before his friends.

For a time there was silence with great appetites; but when dessert was

reached, the old sailor, who had been eating like a hungry wolf and

drinking proportionately, and all the time managing to keep his eyes on

Archie, was the first to break the silence.

"It would seem, young man," said he facetiously, "that you are not

much afraid of a cold in your head. It would seem, also, that you

don't really need to breathe the air of heaven, and that, like your

cousins the beaver and otter, you only put your nose out of water every

half-hour, for form sake, and to see what's going on in the upper

world. You are a good deal like a salmon--when one gives him line he

knows how to profit by it. It's my opinion, however, that gudgeons like

you are not found in every brook."

"It was only your presence of mind, captain," said Archie, "your

admirable judgment in letting out the exact quantity of rope, that

prevented me smashing my head or my stomach on the ice; and but for

you, poor Dumais, instead of being warm in bed would now be rolling

under the St. Lawrence ice."

"A nice joke," cried Marcheterre; "to hear him talk as if I had done

the thing! It was very necessary to give you line when I saw that

you threatened to stand on your head, which would have been a very

uncomfortable position in those waves. I wish to the d--Beg pardon,

your reverence, I was just going to swear; it is a habit with us

sailors."

"Nonsense," laughed the old priest, "you have been accustomed to it so

long, you old sinner, that one more or less hardly matters; your record

is full, and you no longer keep count of them."

"When the tally-board is quite full, reverend father," said

Marcheterre, "you shall just pass the plane over it, as you have done

so often before, and we'll run up another score. Moreover, I am sure

not to escape you, for you know so well when and where to hook me and

drag me into a blessed harbor with the rest of the sinners."

"You are too severe, sir," said Jules. "How could you wish to deprive

our dear captain of the comfort of swearing a little, if only against

his darky cook, who burns his fricassees as black as his own phiz?"

"You hair-brained young scoundrel," cried the captain with a comical

assumption of anger, "do you dare talk to me so after the trick you

played me?"

"I!" said Jules innocently, "I played you a trick? I am incapable of

it, dear captain. You are slandering me cruelly."

"Just listen to the young saint!" said Marcheterre. "I slandering him!

No matter, let us drop the subject for a moment. 'Lay to' for a bit,

boy; I shall know how to find you again soon. I was going to say,"

continued the captain, "when his reverence tumbled my unfortunate

exclamation to the bottom of the hold and shut the hatch down on it,

that if out of curiosity, Mr. Archie, you had gone down to the foot of

the fall, then, like your _confrère_ the salmon, you would probably

have shown us the trick of swimming up it again."

The spirit of mirth now ruled the conversation, and in repartee and

witticism the company found relief from the intense emotions to which

they had been subjected.

"Fill your glasses! Attention, everybody," cried the Seigneur de

Beaumont. "I am going to propose a health which will, I am very sure,

be received with acclamation."

"It is very easy for you to talk," said the old priest, whom they had

honored especially by giving him a goblet richly carved, but holding

nearly double what those of the other guests could contain. "I am over

ninety, and I have no longer the hard head of a twenty-five year old."

"Come, my old friend," said the seigneur, "you will not have far to go,

for you must sleep here to-night. Moreover, if your legs should become

unsteady, it will pass for the weakness of old age, and no one will be

shocked."

"You forget, seigneur," said the priest, laughing, "that I have

accepted your kind invitation to help take care of poor Dumais

to-night. I intend to sit up with him. If I take too much wine, what

use do you think I could be to the poor fellow?"

"Indeed, you shall go to bed," said the seigneur. "The master of the

house decrees it. We will rouse you in case of need. Have no anxiety

as to Dumais and his wife; their friend Mrs. Couture is with them. I

am even sending home, after they have supped, a lot of their gossips

and cronies, who wanted to be in the way all night and use up the fresh

air which the sick man is so much in need of. We will all be up if

necessary."

"You argue so well," answered the priest, "that I must even do as you

say," and he poured a fair quantity of wine into his formidable cup.

Then the Seigneur de Beaumont said to Archie, with solemn emphasis:

"What you have done is beyond all praise. I know not which is most

admirable, the splendid spirit of self-sacrifice which moved you to

risk your life for that of a stranger, or the courage and coolness

which enabled you to succeed. You possess all the qualities most

requisite to the career you are to follow. A soldier myself, I prophesy

great success for you. Let us drink to the health of Mr. de Lochiel!"

The toast was drunk with ardent enthusiasm.

In returning thanks, Archie said modestly:

"I am bewildered by so much praise for so simple a performance. I was

probably the only one present who knew how to swim; for any one else

would have done as I did. It is claimed that your Indian women throw

their infants into the water and let them make the best of their way to

shore; this teaches them to swim very early. I am tempted to believe

that our mothers in the Scottish Highlands follow the same excellent

custom. As long as I can remember I have been a swimmer."

"At your fooling again, Mr. Archie," said the captain. "As for me, I

have been a sailor these fifty years, and I have never yet learned how

to swim. Not that I have never fallen into the water, but I have always

had the good luck to catch hold of something. Failing that, I always

kept my feet going, as cats and dogs do. Sooner or later some one

always hauled me out; and here I am.

"That reminds me of a little adventure which happened to me when I was

a sailor. My ship was anchored by the banks of the Mississippi. It

might have been about nine o'clock in the evening, after one of those

suffocating days which one can experience only in the tropics. I had

made my bed up in the bows of my ship, in order to enjoy the evening

breezes. But for the mosquitoes, the sand flies, the black flies, and

the infernal noise of the alligators, which had gathered, I think,

from the utmost limits of the Father of Streams to give me a good

serenading, a monarch of the East might have envied me my bed. I am not

naturally timid, but I have an unconquerable horror of all kinds of

reptiles, whether they crawl on land or wriggle in the water."

"Captain, you have a refined and aristocratic taste which does you much

honor," said Jules.

"Do you dare to speak to me again, you disreputable," cried

Marcheterre, shaking his great fist at him. I was about forgetting you,

but your turn will come very soon. Meanwhile, I go on with my story.

I was feeling very safe and comfortable on my mat, whence I could

hear the hungry monsters snapping their jaws. I derided them, saying:

'You would be delighted, my lambs, to make a meal off my carcass, but

there's one little difficulty in the way of it; though you should have

to fast all your lives through like hermits I would never be the one to

break your fasting, for my conscience is too tender.'

"I don't know exactly how the thing happened, but I ended by falling

asleep, and when I awoke I was in the midst of these jolly companions.

You could never imagine the horror that seized me, in spite of my

customary coolness. I did not lose my presence of mind, however.

While under water I remembered that there was a rope hanging from the

bowsprit. As I came to the surface I had the good fortune to catch it.

I was as active as a monkey in those days; but I did not escape without

leaving as a keepsake in the throat of a very barbarous alligator one

of my boots and a valued portion of the calf of my leg.

"Now for your turn, you imp," continued the captain, turning to Jules.

"I must get even with you, sooner or later, for the trick you played

me. On my return from Martinique last year, I met monsieur one morning

in Quebec Lower Town as he was on the point of crossing the river to

return home for his vacation. After a perfect squall of embraces,

from which I escaped with difficulty by sheering off to larboard, I

commissioned him to tell my family of my arrival, and to say that I

could not be at St. Thomas for several days. What did this young saint

do? He went to my house at eight o'clock in the evening, shouting, like

all possessed: 'Oh, joy! oh, rapture! Three cheers and a tiger!'

"'My husband has come!' exclaimed Madame Marcheterre. 'Father has

come!' cried my two daughters.

"'Certainly,' said he; 'what else could I be making all this fuss

about?'

"Then he kissed my good wife--there was no great difficulty in that.

He wanted to kiss the girls, too, but they boxed his ears and sheered

off with all sails set. What does your reverence think of this for a

beginning, to say nothing of what followed?"

"Ah, Mr. Jules," cried the old priest, "these are nice things I am

hearing about you. Queer conduct this for a pupil of the Jesuit

fathers."

"You see, Mr. Abbé," said Jules, "that all that was only a bit of fun

to enable me to share the happiness of that estimable family. I knew

too well the ferocious virtue, immovable as the Cape of Storms, of

these daughters of the sea. I well knew that they would box my ears

soundly and sheer off with all sails set."

"I begin to believe that you are telling the truth, after all," said

the old priest, "and that there were no evil designs on your part. I

know my Jules pretty thoroughly."

"Worse and more of it," said the captain. "Take his part, do; that's

all he was wanting. But we'll see what you think when you hear the

rest. When my young gentleman had finished his larking, he said to my

wife: 'The captain told me to say he would be here to-morrow evening,

in the neighborhood of ten o'clock, and that, as his business had

prospered exceedingly (which, indeed, was all true), he wished that his

friends should celebrate his good luck with him. He wished that there

should be a ball and supper going on at his house when he arrived,

which would be just as the guests were sitting down to table. Make

ready, therefore, for this celebration, to which he has invited myself

and my brother de Lochiel. This puts me out a little,' added the young

hypocrite, 'for I am in a great hurry to get home, but for you ladies

there is nothing that I would not do.'

"'My husband does not consider that he is giving me too little time,'

said Madame Marcheterre. 'We have no market here. My cook is very old

to undertake so much in one day. The case is desperate, but to please

him we must accomplish the impossible.'

"'Perhaps I can be of some use to you,' said the hypocrite, pretending

to sympathize with her. 'I will undertake with pleasure to send out the

invitations.'

"'My dear Jules,' said my wife, 'that would be the greatest help. You

know our society. I give you _carte blanche_.'

"My wife ran all over the parish to get provisions for the feast. She

and the girls spent the greater part of the night helping the old cook

make pastries, whipped creams, blanc-mange, biscuits, and a lot of

sweet stuff that I wouldn't give for one steak of fresh codfish, such

as one gets on the Banks of Newfoundland. Mr. Jules, for his part, did

things up in style. That night he sent out two messengers, one to the

northeast, the other to the southwest, carrying invitations; so that by

six o'clock the next evening, thanks to his good management, my house

was full of guests, who were whirling around like so many gulls, while

I was anchored in Quebec, and poor madame, in spite of a frightful

cold, was doing the honors of the house with the best grace possible.

What do you think, gentlemen, of a trick like that; and what have you

to say in your defense, you wolf in sheep's clothing?"

"I wished," said Jules, "that everybody should share beforehand

in the joy of the family over the good fortune of so dear and so

generous a friend. Also, if you could have seen the regret and general

consternation when, toward eleven o'clock, it was found necessary

to sit down at table without waiting for you any longer, you would

certainly have been moved to tears. The morrow, you will remember, was

a fast day. As for your wife, she seems to be without the smallest idea

of gratitude. Observing, a little before eleven, that she was in no

hurry to bring on the supper, and that she was beginning to be anxious

about her dear husband, I whispered a word in her ear, and for thanks

she broke her fan over my back."

Everybody, the captain himself included, burst out laughing.

"How is it you never told us of this before, Marcheterre?" said the

Seigneur de Beaumont.

"It was hardly necessary," said the captain, "to publish it to the

world that we had been tricked by this young rascal. Moreover, it would

have been no particular satisfaction to us to inform you that you owed

the entertainment to the munificence of Mr. Jules D'Haberville; we

preferred to have the credit of it ourselves. I only tell it to you

to-day because it is too good to keep any longer."

"It seems to me, Mr. Diver," continued Marcheterre, addressing Archie,

"that, in spite of your reserved and philosophical demeanor, you were

an accomplice of Master Jules."

"I give you my word," replied Lochiel, "that I knew nothing of it

whatever. Not till the next day did Jules take me into his confidence,

whereupon I gave him a good scolding."

"You could hardly say much," said Jules, "after the rate at which

you kicked round your great Scotch legs with great peril to the more

civilized shins of your neighbors. You have doubtless forgotten that,

since you were not content with French cotillons, such as are accepted

among all civilized people, to please you we had to have Scotch reels.

The music for these our fiddler picked up by ear in an instant. It was

a very simple matter; he merely had to scrape his strings till they

screeched as if a lot of cats were shut up in a bag and some one were

pulling their tails."

"Oh, you are a bad lot," said the captain; "but won't you come and take

supper with us to-morrow, you and your friend, and make your peace with

the family?"

"That's the way to talk, now!" said Jules.

"Listen to the irrepressible," retorted Marcheterre.

As it was now very late, the party broke up, after drinking the health

of the old sailor and his son and pronouncing the eulogies they

deserved for the part they had played that night.

The young men had to stay some days at St. Thomas. The flood continued.

The roads were deluged. The nearest bridge, even supposing it had

escaped the general disaster, was some leagues southwest of the

village, and the rain came down in torrents. They were obliged to wait

till the river should be clear of ice, so as to cross in a boat below

the falls. They divided their time between the seigneur's family, their

other friends, and poor Dumais, whom the seigneur would not permit to

be moved. The sick man entertained them with stories of his fights

against the English and their savage allies, and with accounts of the

manners and customs of the aborigines.

"Although I am a native of St. Thomas," said Dumais one day, "I was

brought up in the parish of Sorel. When I was ten years old and my

brother nine, while we were in the woods one day picking raspberries

a party of Iroquois surprised and captured us. After a long march, we

came to the place where their canoe was hidden among the brambles by

the water's edge; and they took us to one of the islands of the St.

Lawrence. My father and his three brothers, armed to the teeth, set out

to rescue us. They were only four against ten; but I may say without

boasting that my father and my uncles were not exactly the kind of men

to be trifled with. They were tall, broad-chested fellows, with their

shoulders well set back.

"It might have been about ten o'clock in the evening. My brother and

I, surrounded by our captors, were seated in a little clearing in the

midst of thick woods, when we heard my father's voice shouting to

us: 'Lie flat down on your stomachs.' I immediately seized my little

brother around the neck and flattened him down to the ground with me.

The Iroquois were hardly on their feet when four well-aimed shots rang

out and four of the band fell squirming like eels. The rest of the

vermin, not wishing, I suppose, to fire at hazard against the invisible

enemies to whom they were serving as targets, started for the shelter

of the trees; but our rescuers gave them no time. Falling upon them

with the butts of their muskets, they beat down three at the first

charge, and the others saved themselves by flight. Our mother almost

died of joy when we were given back to her arms."

In return, Lochiel told the poor fellow about the combats of the

Scottish Highlanders, their manners and customs, and the semi-fabulous

exploits of his hero, the great Wallace; while Jules amused him with

the story of his practical jokes, or with such bits of history as he

might appreciate.

When the young men were bidding Dumais farewell, the latter said to

Archie with tears in his eyes:

"It is probable, sir, that I shall never see you again, but be sure

that I will carry you ever in my heart, and will pray for you, I and

my family, every day of our lives. It is painful for me to think that

even should you return to New France, a poor man like me would have no

means of displaying his gratitude."

"Who knows," said Lochiel, "perhaps you will do more for me than I have

done for you."

Was the Highlander gifted with that second sight of which his

fellow-countrymen are wont to boast? Let us judge from the sequel.

On the 30th day of April, at ten o'clock in the morning, with weather

magnificent but roads altogether execrable, our travelers bade farewell

to their friends at St. Thomas. They had yet six leagues to go before

arriving at St. Jean-Port-Joli, and the whole distance they had to

travel afoot, cursing at the rain which had removed the last traces

of ice and snow. In traversing the road across the plain of Cape St.

Ignace it was even worse. They sank to their knees, and their horse was

mired to the belly and had to be dug out. Jules, the most impatient of

the three, kept grumbling:

"If I had had anything to do with the weather we would never have had

this devil of a rain which has turned all the roads into bogholes."

Perceiving that José shook his head whenever he heard this remark, he

asked him what he meant.

"Oh, Master Jules," said José, "I am only a poor ignorant fellow, but I

can't help thinking that if you had charge of the weather we shouldn't

be much better off. Take the case of what happened to Davy Larouche."

"When we get across this cursed boghole," said Jules, "you shall tell

us the story of Davy Larouche. Oh, that I had the legs of a heron, like

this haughty Scotchman who strides before us whistling a pibroch just

fit for these roads."

"What would you give," said Archie, "to exchange your diminutive

French legs for those of the haughty Highlander?"

"Keep your legs," retorted Jules, "for when you have to run away from

the enemy."

Once well across the meadow, the young men asked José for his story.

"I must tell you," said the latter, "that a fellow named Davy Larouche

once lived in the parish of St. Roch. He was a good enough provider,

neither very rich nor very poor. I used to think that the dear fellow

was not quite sharp enough, which prevented him making great headway in

the world.

"It happened that one morning Davy got up earlier than usual, put

through his chores in the stable, returned to the house, fixed his

whiskers as if it were Sunday, and got himself up in his best clothes.

"'Where are you going, my good man?' asked his wife. 'What a swell you

are! Are you going to see the girls?'

"You must understand that this was a joke of hers; she knew that her

husband was bashful with women, and not at all inclined to run after

them. As for La Thèque herself, she was the most facetious little body

on the whole south side, inheriting it from her old Uncle Bernuchon

Castonguay. She often used to say, pointing to her husband, 'You see

that great fool yonder?' Certainly not a very polite way to speak of

her husband. 'Well, he would never have had the pluck to ask me in

marriage, though I was the prettiest girl in the parish, if I had not

met him more than half-way. Yet, how his eyes used to shine whenever

he saw me! I took pity on him, because he wasn't making much progress.

To be sure, I was even more anxious about it than he; he had four good

acres of land to his name, while I had nothing but this fair body of

mine.'

"She was lying a little to be sure, the puss," added José. "She had a

cow, a yearling bull, six sheep, her spinning-wheel, a box so full of

clothes that you had to kneel on it to shut it, and in the box fifty

silver francs.

"'I took pity on him one evening,' said she, 'when he called at our

house and sat in the corner without even daring to speak to me. "I know

you are in love with me, you great simpleton," said I. "Go and speak

to my father, who is waiting for you in the next room, and you can get

the banns published next Sunday." Moreover, since he sat there without

budging and as red as a turkey-cock, I took him by the shoulders and

pushed him into the other room. My father opened a closet and brought

out a flask of brandy to encourage him. Well, in spite of all these

hints, he had to get three drinks into his body before he found his

tongue.'

"Well, as I was saying," continued José, "La Thèque said to her

husband: 'Are you going to see the girls, my man? Look out for

yourself! If you get off any pranks I will let you into the soup.'

"'You know very well I'm not,' said Larouche laughingly, and flicking

her on the back with his whip. 'Here we are at the end of March, my

grain is all thrashed out, and I'm going to carry my tithes to the

priest.'

"'That's right, my man,' said his wife, who was a good Christian; 'we

must render back to God a share of what he has just given us.'

"Larouche then threw his sacks upon the sled, lit his pipe with a hot

coal, sprang aboard, and set off in high spirits.

"As he was passing a bit of woods he met a traveler, who approached by

a side path.

"This stranger was a tall, handsome man of about thirty. Long fair hair

fell about his shoulders, his blue eyes were as sweet as an angel's,

and his countenance wore a sort of tender sadness. His dress was a

long blue robe tied at the waist. Larouche said he had never seen any

one so beautiful as this stranger, and that the loveliest woman was

ugly in comparison.

"'Peace be with you, my brother,' said the traveler.

"'I thank you for your good wishes,' answered Davy; 'a good word burns

nobody's mouth. But that is something I don't particularly need. I am

at peace, thank God, with everybody. I have an excellent wife, good

children, we get on well together, all my neighbors love me. I have

nothing to desire in the way of peace.'

"'I congratulate you,' said the traveler. 'Your sled is well loaded;

where are you going this morning?'

"'It is my tithes which I am taking to the priest.'

"'It would seem, then,' said the stranger, 'that you have had a good

harvest, reckoning one measure of tithes to every twenty-six measures

of clean grain.'

"'Good enough, I confess; but if I had had the weather just to my fancy

it would have been something very much better.'

"'You think so,' said the traveler.

"'No manner of doubt of it,' answered Davy.

"'Very well,' said the stranger; 'now you shall have just what weather

you wish, and much good may it do you.'

"Having spoken thus, he disappeared around the foot of a little hill.

"'That's queer now,' thought Davy. 'I know very well that there are

wicked people who go about the world putting spells on men, women,

children, or animals. Take the case of the woman, Lestin Coulombe,

who, on the very day of her wedding, made fun of a certain beggar who

squinted in his left eye. She had good cause to regret it, poor thing;

for he said to her angrily: "Take care, young woman, that your own

children don't turn out cross-eyed." She trembled, poor creature, for

every child she brought into the world, and not without good cause; for

the fourteenth, when looked at closely, showed a blemish on its right

eye.'"

"It seems to me," said Jules, "that Madame Lestin must have had a

mighty dread of cross-eyed children if she could not be content to

present her dear husband with one even after twenty years of married

life. Evidently she was a thoughtful and easy-going woman, who took her

time about whatever she was going to do."

José shook his head with a dubious air and continued:

"'Well,' thought Larouche to himself, 'though bad folk go about

the country putting spells on people, I have never heard of saints

wandering around Canada to work miracles. After all, it is no business

of mine. I won't say a word about it, and we'll see next spring.'

"About that time the next year Davy, very much ashamed of himself, got

up secretly, long before daylight, to take his tithes to the priest.

He had no need of horse or sleigh. He carried the whole thing in his

handkerchief.

"As the sun was rising he once more met the stranger, who said to him:

"'Peace be with you, my brother!'

"'Never was wish more appropriate,' answered Larouche, 'for I believe

the devil himself has got into my house, and is kicking up his pranks

there day and night. My wife scolds me to death from morn till eve, my

children sulk when they are not doing worse, and all my neighbors are

set against me.'

"'I am very sorry to hear it,' said the traveler, 'but what are you

carrying in that little parcel?'

"'My tithes,' answered Larouche, with an air of chagrin.

"'It seems to me, however,' said the stranger, 'that you have been

having just the weather you asked for.'

"'I acknowledge it,' said Davy. 'When I asked for sunshine, I had it;

when I wanted rain, wind, calm weather, I got them; yet nothing has

succeeded with me. The sun burned up the grain, the rain caused it

to rot, the wind beat it down, the calm brought the night frosts. My

neighbors are all bitter against me; they regard me as a sorcerer, who

has brought a curse on their harvests. My wife began by distrusting me,

and has ended by heaping me with reproaches. In a word, it is enough to

drive one crazy.'

"'Which proves to you, my brother,' said the traveler, 'that your wish

was a foolish one; that one must always trust to the providence of God,

who knows what is good for man better than man can know it for himself.

Put your trust in him, and you will not have to endure the humiliation

of having to carry your tithes in a handkerchief.'

"With these words, the stranger again disappeared around the hill.

"Larouche took the hint, and thenceforth acknowledged God's providence,

without wishing to meddle with the weather."

As José brought his tale to an end, Archie said: "I like exceedingly

the simplicity of this legend. It has a lofty moral, and at the same

time it displays the vivid faith of the _habitants_ of New France.

Shame on the heartless philosopher who would deprive them of that

whence they derive so many a consolation in the trials of life!

"It must be confessed," continued Archie later, when they were at a

little distance from the sleigh, "that our friend José has always an

appropriate story ready; but do you believe that his father really told

him that marvelous dream that was dreamed on the hillsides of St.

Michel?"

"I perceive," said Jules, "that you do not yet know José's talents; he

is an inexhaustible _raconteur_. The neighbors gather in our kitchen on

the long winter evenings, and José spins them a story which often goes

on for weeks. When he feels his imagination beginning to flag he breaks

off, and says: 'I'm getting tired; I'll tell you the rest another day.'

"José is also a much more highly esteemed poet than my learned uncle

the chevalier, who prides himself on his skill in verse. He never fails

to sacrifice to the Muses either on flesh days or on New Year's Day. If

you were at my father's house at such times, you would see messengers

arrive from all parts of the parish in quest of José's compositions."

"But he does not know how to write," said Archie.

"No more do his audience know how to read," replied Jules. "This is how

they work it. They send to the poet a good chanter (_chanteux_), as

they call him, who has a prodigious memory; and, presto! inside of half

an hour said chanter has the whole poem in his head. For any sorrowful

occasion José is asked to compose a lament; and if it be an occasion of

mirth he is certain to be in demand. That reminds me of what happened

to a poor devil of a lover who had taken his sweetheart to a ball

without being invited. Although unexpected, they were received with

politeness, but the young man was so awkward as to trip the daughter of

the house while dancing, which raised a shout of laughter from all the

company. The young girl's father, being a rough fellow and very angry

at the accident, took poor José Blais by the shoulders and put him out

of the house. Then he made all manner of excuses to the poor girl whose

lover had been so unceremoniously dismissed, and would not permit her

to leave. On hearing of this, our friend José yonder was seized with an

inspiration, and improvised the following naïve bit of verse:

"A party after vespers at the house of old Boulé;

But the lads that couldn't dance were asked to stay away:

Mon ton ton de ritaine, mon ton ton de rité.

"The lads that couldn't dance were asked to stay away,

But his heart was set on going, was the heart of José Blai:

Mon ton ton, etc.

"His heart was set on going, was the heart of José Blai.

'Get done your chores,' said his mistress, 'and I will not say you

nay':

Mon ton ton, etc.

"'Get done your chores,' said his mistress, 'and I will not say you

nay':

So he hurried out to the barn to give the cows their hay:

Mon ton ton, etc.

"He hurried out to the barn to give the cows their hay.

He rapped Rougett' on the nose, and on the ribs Barré:

Mon ton ton, etc.

"He rapped Rougett' on the nose, and on the ribs Barré,

And then rubbed down the horses in the quickest kind of way:

Mon ton ton, etc.

"He rubbed down the horses in the quickest kind of way;

Then dressed him in his vest of red and coat of blue and gray:

Mon ton ton, etc.

"He dressed him in his vest of red and coat of blue and gray,

And black cravat, and shoes for which he had to pay:

Mon ton ton, etc.

"His black cravat, and shoes for which he had to pay;

And he took his dear Lizett', so proud of his display:

Mon ton ton, etc.

"He took his dear Lizett', so proud of his display;

But they kicked him out to learn to dance, and call another day:

Mon ton ton, etc.

"They kicked him out to learn to dance, and call another day;

But they kept his dear Lizett', his pretty _fiancée_:

Mon ton ton de ritaine, mon ton ton de rité."

"Why, it is a charming little idyl!" cried Archie, laughing. "What a

pity José had not an education! Canada would possess one poet the more."

"But to return to the experiences of his late father," said Jules,

"I believe that the old drunkard, after having dared La Corriveau

(a thing which the _habitants_ consider very foolhardy, as the dead

are sure to avenge themselves, sooner or later)--I believe the old

drunkard fell asleep in the ditch just opposite Isle d'Orléans, where

the _habitants_ traveling by night always think they see witches; I

believe also that he suffered a terrible nightmare, during which he

thought himself attacked by the goblins of the island on the one hand

and by La Corriveau on the other. José's vivid imagination has supplied

the rest, for you see how he turns everything to account--the pictures

in your natural history, for instance, and the Cyclopes in my uncle's

illustrated Virgil, of which his dear late father had doubtless never

heard a word. Poor José! How sorry I am for the way I abused him the

other day. I knew nothing of it until the day following, for I had

entirely lost my senses on seeing you disappear in the flood. I begged

his pardon very humbly, and he answered: 'What! are you still thinking

about that trifle? Why, I look back upon it with pleasure now all the

racket is over. It made me even feel young again, reminding me of your

furies when you were a youngster--when you would scratch and bite like

a little wild cat, and when I would carry you off in my arms to save

you from the punishment of your parents. How you used to cry! And then,

when your anger was over, you would bring me your playthings to console

me."

"Faithful José! what unswerving attachment to our family through every

trial! Men with hearts as dry as tinder often look with scorn on such

people as José, though possessed of none of their virtues. A noble

heart is the best gift of God to man."

As our travelers drew near the manor house of St. Jean-Port-Joli, whose

roof they could see under the starlight, the conversation of Jules

D'Haberville, ordinarily so frivolous and mocking, grew more and more

thoughtful and sincere.