CHAPTER I

THE HIRED CAR

Derby Day fell that year on the first Wednesday in June. By a whim of

the British climate, the weather was fine; in fact, no rain had fallen

on southern England since the previous Sunday. Wise after the event,

the newspapers published cheerful "forecasts," and certain daring

"experts" discussed the probabilities of a heat wave. So London, on

that bright Wednesday morning, was agog with excitement over its

annual holiday; and at such a time London is the gayest and liveliest

city in the world.

And then, wholly independent of the weather, there was the Great

Question.

From the hour when the first 'bus rumbled Citywards until some few

seconds before three o'clock in the afternoon the mass of the people

seemed to find delight in asking and answering it. The Question was

ever the same; but the answer varied. In its way, the Question formed

a tribute to the advance of democracy. It caused strangers to

exchange opinions and pleasantries in crowded trains and omnibuses. It

placed peers and commoners on an equality. During some part of the day

it completely eclipsed all other topics of conversation.

Thus, young Lord Medenham made no pretense of shirking it while he

stood on the steps of his father's mansion in Cavendish Square and

watched his chauffeur stowing a luncheon basket beneath the front seat

of the Mercury 38.

"You know a bit about racing, Tomkinson," he said, smiling at the

elderly butler who had brought the basket out of the house. "What's

going to win?"

"The King's horse, my lord," replied Tomkinson, with the unctuous

conviction of a prelate laying down a dogma.

"Is it as sure as all that?"

"Yes, my lord."

"Well, I hope so. You are on a sovereign--By gad, you really are, you

know."

Tomkinson was far too keenly alive to the monetary side of the

transaction to pay heed to the quip. His portly figure curved in a

superb bow.

"Thank you, my lord," said he.

"Remind me this evening if you are right. I shall not forget to damn

you if you are wrong."

Tomkinson ignored the chance of error and its consequences.

"Your lordship will be home for dinner?"

"Yes, I have no other engagement. All ready, Dale?" for the chauffeur

was in his seat, and the engine was purring with the placid hum of a

machine in perfect tune.

Tomkinson moved grandly down the steps, ushered Viscount Medenham into

the car, and watched its graceful swoop into Holles Street.

"Times have changed," said he to himself. "Twenty years ago, when I

first came here, his lordship's father would have given _me_ a tip,

and he wouldn't have been coming home for dinner, neether."

By that last fatal word Tomkinson betrayed the cloven hoof. At least,

he was no prelate--and his assumption of the prophetic role would soon

be put to the test. But he had answered the Great Question.

The Mercury crossed Oxford Street and insinuated itself into the

aristocratic narrowness of Mayfair. It stopped in Curzon Street,

opposite a house gay with flowers in window-boxes. The Viscount looked

at his watch.

"How far to Epsom?" he asked over Dale's shoulder.

"About sixteen miles by the direct road, my lord, but it will be best

to go round by Kingston and avoid the worst of the traffic. We ought

to allow an hour for the run."

"An hour!"

"We are not in France now, my lord. The police here would have spasms

if they saw the car extended."

Lord Medenham sighed.

"We must reason with them," he said. "But not to-day. Lady St. Maur

declares she is nervous. Of course, she doesn't know our Mercury.

After to-day's experience it will be quite another matter when I take

her to Brighton for lunch on Sunday."

Dale said nothing. He had met his employer at Marseilles in October,

when Lord Medenham landed from Africa; during the preceding twelve

months his license had been indorsed three times for exceeding the

speed limit on the Brighton Road, and he had paid L40 in fines and

costs to various petty sessional courts in Surrey and Sussex. Sunday,

therefore, promised developments.

Medenham seemed to think that his aunt, Lady St. Maur, would be

waiting for him on the doorstep. As no matronly figure materialized in

that locality, he alighted, and obeyed a brass-lettered injunction to

"knock and ring." Then he disappeared inside the house, and remained

there so long that Dale's respect for the law began to weaken. The

chauffeur had been given a racing certainty for the first race; the

hour was nearing twelve, and every road leading to Epsom Downs would

surely be congested.

His lordship came out, alone, and it was clear that the unexpected had

happened.

"Nice thing!" he said, with the closest semblance to a growl that his

good-natured drawl was capable of. "The whole show is busted, Dale.

Her ladyship is in bed with her annual bilious attack--comes of eating

forced strawberries, she says. And she adores strawberries. So do I.

There's pounds of 'em in that luncheon basket. Who's going to eat

'em?"

Dale foresaw no difficulties in that respect, but he did realize at

once that his master cared little about racing, and, so far as Epsom

was concerned, would abandon the day's excursion without a pang. He

grew desperate. But, being something of a stoic, he kept his feelings

in check, and played a card that could hardly fail.

"You will find plenty of youngsters on the hill who will be glad of

them, my lord," said he.

"You don't tell me so! Kiddies at the Derby! Well, why not? It shows

what a stranger I am in my own land that I should never have seen the

blessed race. Right ahead then, Dale; we must back the King's horse

and arrange a school treat. But I'll take the wheel. Can you tuck your

legs over that basket? I'm not going to sit alone in the tonneau. And,

who knows?--we may pick up someone on the road."

Starting on the switch, the car sprang off towards Piccadilly. Dale

sighed in his relief. With ordinary luck, they ought to reach Epsom

before one o'clock, and racing did not begin till half an hour later.

He left wholly out of reckoning the mysterious element in human

affairs that allots adventures to the adventurous, though close

association with Viscount Medenham during the past nine months ought

to have taught him the wisdom of caution. Several chapters of a very

interesting book might be supplied by his lordship's motoring

experiences on the Continent, and these would only supplement the

still more checkered biography of one who, at the close of the Boer

War, elected to shoot his way home through the Mid-African haunts of

big game rather than return by orthodox troopship. On the face of

things, it was absurd to imagine that a self-confessed wanderer

should be permitted to see his first Derby in the sacrosanct company

of a stout aunt and a well-filled luncheon basket. Even Medenham's

recording angel must have smiled at the conceit, though doubtless

shaking a grave head when the announcement of the Dowager's

indisposition revealed the first twist from the path of good intent.

As for Lady St. Maur, she declared long afterwards that the whole

amazing entanglement could be traced distinctly to her fondness for

the ducal fruit raised under glass. A cherry-stone lodged in the

vermiform appendix of an emperor has more than once played strange

pranks with the map of Europe, so it is not surprising that a

strawberry, subtly bestowed in a place well adapted to the exercise of

its fell skill, should be able to convulse a section of the British

peerage.

Be that as it may, the hap that put Medenham in control of his Mercury

unquestionably led to the next turn in events. A man driving a

high-powered car watches the incidents of the road more closely than

the same individual lounging at ease in the back seat. Hence, his

lordship's attention was caught instantly by a touring car drawn up

close to the curb in Down Street. That short thoroughfare forms, as

it were, a backwash for the traffic of Piccadilly. At the moment it

held no other vehicle than the two automobiles, and it required no

second look at the face of the driver of the motionless car to

discover that something was seriously amiss. Anger and despair

struggled there for predominance. Richard the Third of England must

have given just such a glance at his last horse foundered on Bosworth

Field.

Medenham never passed another motorist in trouble without stopping.

"Anything the matter?" he asked, when the Mercury was halted with the

ease of a trained athlete poised in suspended motion.

"Everything!"

The chauffeur snapped out the word without turning. He was a man

devoid of faith, or hope, or charity.

"Can I help?"

"Can you h----l!" came the surly response.

Thereupon, many viscounts would have swept on into Piccadilly without

further parley--not so Medenham. He scrutinized the soldierly figure,

the half-averted face.

"You must be hard hit, Simmonds, before you would answer me in that

fashion," said he quietly.

Simmonds positively jumped when he heard his name. He wheeled round,

raised his cap, and broke into stuttering excuse.

"I beg your lordship's pardon--I hadn't the least notion----"

These two had not met since they discussed Boer trenches and British

generals during a momentary halt on the Tugela slope of Spion Kop.

Medenham remembered the fact, and forgave a good deal on account of

it.

"I have seen you look far less worried under a plunging fire from a

pom-pom," he said cheerily. "Now, what is it? Wires out of order?"

"No, my lord. That wouldn't bother me very long. It's a regular smash

this time--transmission shaft snapped."

"Why?"

"I was run into by a railway van, and forced against a street refuge."

"Well, if it was not your fault----"

"Oh, I can claim damages right enough. I have plenty of witnesses.

Even the driver of the van could only say that one of his horses

slipped. It's the delay I'm jibbing at. I hate to disappoint my

customers, and this accident may cost me three hundred pounds, and a

business of my own into the bargain."

"By gad! That sounds rather stiff. What's the hurry?"

"This is my own car, my lord. Early in the spring I was lucky enough

to fall in with a rich American. I was driving for a company then, but

he offered me three hundred pounds, money down, for a three months'

contract. Straightaway I bought this car for five hundred, and it is

half paid for. Now the same gentleman writes from Paris that I am to

take his daughter and another lady on a thousand miles' run for ten

days, and he says he is prepared to hire me and the car for the

balance of another period of three months on the same terms."

"But the ladies will be reasonable when you explain matters."

"Ladies are never reasonable, my lord--especially young ones. I have

met Miss Vanrenen only once, but she struck me as one who was very

much accustomed to having her own way. And she has planned this tour

to the last minute. Any other day I might have hired a car, and picked

up my own somewhere on the road, but on Derby Day and in fine

weather----"

Simmonds spread wide his hands in sheer inability to find words that

would express the hopelessness of retrieving his shattered fortunes.

Dale was fidgeting, fingering taps and screws unnecessarily, but

Medenham was pondering his former trooper's plight. He refused to

admit that the position was quite so bad as it was painted.

"Oh, come now," said he, "I'll give you a tow to the nearest repair

shop, and a word from me will expedite the business. Meanwhile, you

must jump into a hansom and appeal to the sympathies of

Miss--Vanrenen, is it?"

"No use, my lord," was the stubborn answer. "I am very much obliged

to you, but I would not dream of detaining you."

"Simmonds, you are positively cantankerous. I can spare the time."

"The first race is at 1.30, my lord," muttered Dale, greatly daring.

Medenham laughed.

"You, too?" he cried. "Someone has given you a tip, I suppose?"

Dale flushed under this direct analysis of his feelings. He grinned

sheepishly.

"I am told that Eyot can't lose the first race, my lord," he said.

"Ah! And how much do you mean to speculate?"

"A sovereign, my lord."

"Hand it over. I will lay you starting price."

Somewhat taken aback, though nothing said or done by Viscount Medenham

could really surprise him, Dale's leather garments creaked and groaned

while he produced the coin, which his master duly pocketed.

"Now, Simmonds," went on the pleasant, lazy voice, "you see how I have

comforted Dale by taking his money; won't you tell me what is the real

obstacle that blocks the way? Are you afraid to face this imperious

young lady?"

"No, my lord. No man can provide against an accident of this sort. But

Miss Vanrenen will lose all confidence in me. The arrangement was that

to-day's spin should be a short one--to Brighton. I was to take the

ladies to Epsom in time for the Derby, and then we were to run quietly

to the Metropole. Miss Vanrenen made such a point of seeing the race

that she will be horribly disappointed. There is an American horse

entered----"

"By gad, another gambler!"

Simmonds laughed grimly.

"I don't think Miss Vanrenen knows much about racing, my lord, but the

owner of Grimalkin is a friend of her father's, and he is confident

about winning this year."

"I am beginning to understand. You are in a fix of sorts, Simmonds."

"Yes, my lord."

"And what is your plan? I suppose you have one."

"I have sent for a boy messenger, my lord. When he arrives I shall

write--Oh, here he is."

Viscount Medenham descended leisurely and lit a cigarette. Dale, the

stoic, folded his arms and looked fixedly at the press of vehicles

passing the end of the street. Vivid memories of Lord Medenham's

chivalrous courtesy--his lordship's dashed tomfoolery he called

it--warned him that life was about to assume new interests.

The boy messenger, summoned telephonically by a sympathetic

maid-servant in a neighboring house, guessed that the gentleman

standing on the pavement owned the "motor-car" to which he had been

directed. Here were two cars, but the boy did not hesitate. He

saluted.

"Messenger, sir," he said.

"This way," intervened Simmonds curtly.

"No. I want you," said Medenham. "You know Sevastopolo's, the

cigarette shop in Bond Street?"

"Yes, sir."

"Take this card there, and ask him to dispatch the order at once."

Meanwhile he was writing: "Kindly send 1,000 Salonikas to 91 Cavendish

Square."

Simmonds looked anxious. He was not a smooth-spoken fellow, but he did

not wish to offend Lord Medenham.

"Would your lordship mind if I sent the boy to the Savoy Hotel first?"

he asked nervously. "It is rather late, and Miss Vanrenen will be

expecting me."

"What time are you due at the Savoy?"

"We were to start at twelve o'clock, but the ladies' luggage had to be

strapped on, and----"

"Ah, the deuce! That sounds formidable."

"Of course they must stow everything into the canvas trunks I

supplied, my lord."

Medenham stooped and examined the screws which fastened an iron grid

at the back of the broken-down vehicle.

"Whip open the tool box, Dale, and transfer that arrangement to my

car," he said briskly. "Make it fit somehow. I don't approve of

damaged paintwork, nor of weight behind the driving-wheels for that

matter, but time presses, and the ladies might shy at a request to

repack their belongings into my kit-bags, even if I were carrying

them. Now, Simmonds, give me the route, if you know it, and hand over

your road maps. I mean to take your place until your car is put right.

Wire me where to expect you. You ought to be ship-shape in three days,

at the utmost."

"My lord----" began the overwhelmed Simmonds.

"I'll see you hanged as high as Haman before I hand over my Mercury to

you, if that is what you are thinking of," said Medenham sharply.

"Why, man, she is built like a watch. It would take you a month to

understand her. Now, you boy, be off to Sevastopolo's. Where can I buy

a chauffeur's kit, Simmonds?"

"Your lordship is really too kind. I couldn't think of permitting it,"

muttered Simmonds.

"What, then--do you refuse my assistance?"

"It isn't that, my lord. I am awfully grateful----"

"Are you afraid that I shall run off with Miss Vanrenen--hold her to

ransom--send Black Hand letters to her father, and that sort of

thing?"

"From what little I have seen of Miss Vanrenen she is much more likely

to run off with you, my lord. But----"

"You're growing incoherent, Simmonds. For goodness' sake tell me

where I am to go. You can safely leave all the rest to me, and we

haven't a minute to lose if I am to secure any sort of a decent

motoring kit before I turn up at the hotel. Pull yourself together,

man. Action front and fire! Guns unlimbered and first range-finder

dispatched in nineteen seconds--eh, what?"

Simmonds squared his shoulders. He had been a driver in the Royal

Artillery before he joined Viscount Medenham's troop of Imperial

Yeomanry. There was no further argument. Dale, Oriental in phlegm now

that Eyot was safely backed, was already unscrewing the luggage

carrier.

Half an hour later, the Mercury curled with sinuous grace out of the

busy Strand into the courtyard of the Savoy Hotel. The inclosure

snorted with motors, the air was _petrolise_, all the world of the

hotel was going, or had already gone, to Epsom.

One quick glance at the lines of traffic showed Medenham that

the Swiss Rear-Admiral on duty would not allow him to remain an

unnecessary instant in front of the actual doorway. He swung his car

to the exit side, crept in behind a departing taxicab, and grabbed a

hurrying boy in buttons.

"You listen to me, boy," he said.

The boy remarked that his hearing was perfect.

"Well, go to Miss Vanrenen and say that her motor is waiting. Seize a

porter, and do not leave him until he has brought two canvas trunks

from the lady's rooms. Help him to strap them on the grid, and I'll

give each of you half-a-crown."

The boy vanished. Never before had a chauffeur addressed him so

convincingly.

Medenham, standing by the side of the car, was deep in the contours

of a road map of Sussex when a sweet if somewhat petulant voice,

apparently at his elbow, complained that its owner could not see

Simmonds anywhere. He turned instantly. A slim, straight-figured girl,

wearing a dust-cloak and motor veil, had come out from the Savoy Court

doorway and was scrutinizing every automobile in sight. Near her was a

short, stout woman whose personality seemed to be strangely familiar

to Medenham. He never forgot anyone, and this lady was certainly not

one of his acquaintances; nevertheless, her features, her robin-like

strut, her very amplitude of girth and singular rotundity of form,

came definitely within the net of his retentive memory.

To be sure, he gave her but brief survey, since her companion, in

all likelihood Miss Vanrenen, might quite reasonably attract his

attention. Indeed, she would find favor in the eyes of any young man,

let alone one who had such cause as Viscount Medenham to be interested

in her appearance. In her amazingly lovely face the haughty beauty of

an aristocrat was softened by a touch of that piquant femininity which

the well-bred American girl seems to bring from Paris with her

clothes. A mass of dark brown hair framed a forehead, nose, and mouth

of almost Grecian regularity, while her firmly modeled chin, slightly

more pronounced in type, would hint at unusual strength of character

were not the impression instantly dispelled by the changing lights in

a pair of marvelously blue eyes. In the course of a single second

Medenham found himself comparing them to blue diamonds, to the azure

depths of a sunlit sea, to the exquisite tint of the myosotis. Then he

swallowed his surprise, and lifted his cap.

"May I ask if you are Miss Vanrenen?" he said.

The blue eyes met his. For the first time in his life he was thrilled

to the core by a woman's glance.

"Yes."

She answered with a smile, an approving smile, perhaps, for the

viscount looked very smart in his tight-fitting uniform, but none the

less wondering.

"Then I am here instead of Simmonds. His car was put out of commission

an hour ago by a brutal railway van, and will not be ready for the

road during the next day or two. May I offer my services in the

meantime?"

The girl's astonished gaze traveled from Medenham to the spick and

span automobile. For the moment he had forgotten his role, and each

word he uttered deepened her bewilderment, which grew stronger when

she looked at the Mercury. The sleek coachwork and spotless leather

upholstery, the shining brass fittings and glistening wings, every

visible detail in fact, gave good promise of the excellence of the

engine stowed away beneath the square bonnet. Evidently Miss Vanrenen

had cultivated the habit of gathering information rapidly.

"_This_ car?" she exclaimed, with a delightful lifting of arched

eyebrows.

"Yes, you will not be disappointed in it, I assure you. I am doing

Simmonds a friendly turn in taking his place, so I hope the slight

accident will not make any difference to your plans."

"But--why has not Simmonds himself come to explain matters?"

"He could not leave his car, which is in a side street off Piccadilly.

He would have sent a note, but he remembered that you had never seen

his handwriting, so, as a proof of my genuineness, he gave me your

itinerary."

Medenham produced a closely-written sheet of note-paper, which Miss

Vanrenen presumably recognized. She turned to her stout companion, who

had been summing up car and chauffeur with careful eyes since Medenham

first spoke.

"What do _you_ think, Mrs. Devar?" she said.

When he heard the name, Medenham was so amazed that the last vestige

of chauffeurism vanished from his manner.

"You don't mean to say you are Jimmy Devar's mother?" he gasped.

Mrs. Devar positively jumped. If a look could have slain he would have

fallen then and there. As it was, she tried to freeze him to death.

"Do I understand that you are speaking of Captain Devar, of Horton's

Horse?" she said, aloof as an iceberg.

"Yes," said he coolly, though regretting the lapse. He had stupidly

brought about an awkward incident, and must remember in future not to

address either lady as an equal.

"I was not aware that my son was on familiar terms with the chauffeur

fraternity."

"Sorry, but the name slipped out unawares. Captain Devar is, or used

to be, very easy-going in his ways, you know."

"So it would seem." She turned her back on him disdainfully. "In the

circumstances, Cynthia," she said, "I am inclined to believe that we

ought to make further inquiries before we exchange cars, and drivers,

in this fashion."

"But what is to be done? All our arrangements are made--our rooms

ordered--I have even sent father each day's address. If we cancel

everything by telegraph he will be alarmed."

"Oh, I did not mean that," protested the lady hurriedly. It was

evident that she hardly knew what to say. Medenham's wholly unexpected

query had unnerved her.

"Is there any alternative?" demanded Cynthia ruefully, glancing from

one to the other.

"It is rather late to hire another car to-day, I admit----" began Mrs.

Devar.

"It would be quite impossible, madam," put in Medenham. "This is Derby

Day, and there is not a motor to be obtained in London except a

taxicab. It was sheer good luck for Simmonds that he was able to

secure me as his deputy."

He thanked his stars for that word "madam." Certainly the mere sound

of it seemed to soothe Mrs. Devar's jarred nerves, and the appearance

of the Mercury was even more reassuring.

"Ah, well," she said, "we are not traveling into the wilds. If

desirable, we can always return to town by train. By the way,

chauffeur, what is your name?"

For an instant Medenham hesitated. Then he took the plunge, strong

in the belief that a half-forgotten transaction between himself and

"Jimmy" Devar would prevent that impecunious warrior from discussing

him freely in the family circle.

"George Augustus Fitzroy," he said.

Mrs. Devar's brows knitted; she was regaining her self-possession, and

a sarcastic smile now chased away a perplexing thought. She was about

to say something when Cynthia Vanrenen broke in excitedly:

"I declare to goodness if the hotel people have not fastened on

our boxes already. They seem to know our minds better than we do

ourselves. And here is the man with the wraps.... Please be careful

with that camera.... Yes, put it there, with the glasses. What are you

doing, Fitzroy?" for Medenham was discharging his obligations to the

boy in buttons and a porter.

"Paying my debts," said he, smiling at her.

"Of course you realize that I pay all expenses?" she said, with just

the requisite note of hauteur in her voice that the situation called

for.

"This is entirely a personal matter, I assure you, Miss Vanrenen."

Medenham could not help smiling; he stooped and felt a tire

unnecessarily. Cynthia was puzzled. She wrote that evening to Irma

Norris, her cousin in Philadelphia--"Fitzroy is a new line in

chauffeurs."

"By the way, where is your trunk?" she demanded suddenly.

"I came away unexpectedly, so I have arranged that it shall be sent to

Brighton by rail," he explained.

Apparently, there was nothing more to be said. The two ladies seated

themselves, and the car sped out into the Strand. They watched the

driver's adroit yet scrupulously careful dealing with the traffic, and

Cynthia, at least, quickly grasped the essential fact that the six

cylinders worked with a silent power that held cheap every other

vehicle passed or overtaken on the road.

"It is a lovely automobile," she murmured with a little sigh of

satisfaction.

"Quite an up-to-date car, I fancy," agreed her friend.

"I don't understand how this man, Fitzroy, can afford to use it for

hiring purposes. Yet, that is his affair--not mine. I rather like him.

Don't you?"

"His manners are somewhat off-hand, but such persons are given to

aping their superiors. George Augustus Fitzroy, too--it is ridiculous.

Fitzroy is the family name of the Earls of Fairholme, and their eldest

sons have been christened George Augustus ever since the beginning of

the eighteenth century."

"The name seems to fit our chauffeur all right, and I guess he has as

good a claim to it as any other man."

Cynthia was apt to flaunt the Stars and Stripes when Mrs. Devar aired

her class conventions, and the older woman had the tact to agree with

a careless nod. Nevertheless, had Cynthia Vanrenen known how strictly

accurate was her comment she would have been the most astounded girl

in London at that minute. The Viscountcy, of course, was nothing more

than a courtesy title; in the cold eye of the law, Medenham's full

legal name was that which Mrs. Devar deemed ridiculous. As events

shaped themselves, it was of the utmost importance to Cynthia, and

to Medenham, and to several other persons who had not yet risen

above their common horizon, that Mrs. Devar's sneer should pass

unchallenged. Though that lady herself was not fashioned of the softer

human clay which expresses its strenuous emotions by fainting fits or

hysteria, some such feminine expedient would certainly have prevented

her from going another hundred yards along the south road had some

wizard told her how nearly she had guessed the truth.

But the luck of the born adventurer saved Medenham from premature

exposure. "I dare all" was the motto of his house, and it was fated

to be tested in full measure ere he saw London again. Of these

considerations the purring Mercury neither knew nor cared. She sang

the song of the free highway, and sped through the leafy lanes of

Surrey with a fine disregard for Acts of Parliament and the "rules

and regulations therein made and provided." Soon after one o'clock,

however, she was compelled to climb the road to the downs in meek

agreement with two lines of toiling chars-a-bancs and laboring motors.

Just to show her mettle when the opportunity offered, she took the

steep hill opposite the stands with a greyhound rush that vastly

disconcerted a policeman who told Medenham to "hurry up out of the

dip."

Then, having found a clear space, she dozed for a while, and Cynthia,

like a true-born American, began the day's business by giving the

answer before either of her companions even thought of putting the

Great Question.

"Grimalkin will win!" she cried. "Mr. Deane told my father so. I want

to play Grimalkin for ten dollars!"