Chapter iii.

A project of Mrs Fitzpatrick, and her visit to Lady Bellaston.

When Mrs Fitzpatrick retired to rest, her thoughts were entirely taken

up by her cousin Sophia and Mr Jones. She was, indeed, a little

offended with the former, for the disingenuity which she now

discovered. In which meditation she had not long exercised her

imagination before the following conceit suggested itself; that could

she possibly become the means of preserving Sophia from this man, and

of restoring her to her father, she should, in all human probability,

by so great a service to the family, reconcile to herself both her

uncle and her aunt Western.

As this was one of her most favourite wishes, so the hope of success

seemed so reasonable, that nothing remained but to consider of proper

methods to accomplish her scheme. To attempt to reason the case with

Sophia did not appear to her one of those methods: for as Betty had

reported from Mrs Honour, that Sophia had a violent inclination to

Jones, she conceived that to dissuade her from the match was an

endeavour of the same kind, as it would be very heartily and earnestly

to entreat a moth not to fly into a candle.

If the reader will please to remember that the acquaintance which

Sophia had with Lady Bellaston was contracted at the house of Mrs

Western, and must have grown at the very time when Mrs Fitzpatrick

lived with this latter lady, he will want no information, that Mrs

Fitzpatrick must have been acquainted with her likewise. They were,

besides, both equally her distant relations.

After much consideration, therefore, she resolved to go early in the

morning to that lady, and endeavour to see her, unknown to Sophia, and

to acquaint her with the whole affair. For she did not in the least

doubt, but that the prudent lady, who had often ridiculed romantic

love, and indiscreet marriages, in her conversation, would very

readily concur in her sentiments concerning this match, and would lend

her utmost assistance to prevent it.

This resolution she accordingly executed; and the next morning before

the sun, she huddled on her cloaths, and at a very unfashionable,

unseasonable, unvisitable hour, went to Lady Bellaston, to whom she

got access, without the least knowledge or suspicion of Sophia, who,

though not asleep, lay at that time awake in her bed, with Honour

snoring by her side.

Mrs Fitzpatrick made many apologies for an early, abrupt visit, at an

hour when, she said, “she should not have thought of disturbing her

ladyship, but upon business of the utmost consequence.” She then

opened the whole affair, told all she had heard from Betty; and did

not forget the visit which Jones had paid to herself the preceding

evening.

Lady Bellaston answered with a smile, “Then you have seen this

terrible man, madam; pray, is he so very fine a figure as he is

represented? for Etoff entertained me last night almost two hours with

him. The wench I believe is in love with him by reputation.” Here the

reader will be apt to wonder; but the truth is, that Mrs Etoff, who

had the honour to pin and unpin the Lady Bellaston, had received

compleat information concerning the said Mr Jones, and had faithfully

conveyed the same to her lady last night (or rather that morning)

while she was undressing; on which accounts she had been detained in

her office above the space of an hour and a half.

The lady indeed, though generally well enough pleased with the

narratives of Mrs Etoff at those seasons, gave an extraordinary

attention to her account of Jones; for Honour had described him as a

very handsome fellow, and Mrs Etoff, in her hurry, added so much to

the beauty of his person to her report, that Lady Bellaston began to

conceive him to be a kind of miracle in nature.

The curiosity which her woman had inspired was now greatly increased

by Mrs Fitzpatrick, who spoke as much in favour of the person of Jones

as she had before spoken in dispraise of his birth, character, and

fortune.

When Lady Bellaston had heard the whole, she answered gravely,

“Indeed, madam, this is a matter of great consequence. Nothing can

certainly be more commendable than the part you act; and I shall be

very glad to have my share in the preservation of a young lady of so

much merit, and for whom I have so much esteem.”

“Doth not your ladyship think,” says Mrs Fitzpatrick eagerly, “that it

would be the best way to write immediately to my uncle, and acquaint

him where my cousin is?”

The lady pondered a little upon this, and thus answered--“Why, no,

madam, I think not. Di Western hath described her brother to me to be

such a brute, that I cannot consent to put any woman under his power

who hath escaped from it. I have heard he behaved like a monster to

his own wife, for he is one of those wretches who think they have a

right to tyrannise over us, and from such I shall ever esteem it the

cause of my sex to rescue any woman who is so unfortunate to be under

their power.--The business, dear cousin, will be only to keep Miss

Western from seeing this young fellow, till the good company, which

she will have an opportunity of meeting here, give her a properer

turn.”

“If he should find her out, madam,” answered the other, “your ladyship

may be assured he will leave nothing unattempted to come at her.”

“But, madam,” replied the lady, “it is impossible he should come

here--though indeed it is possible he may get some intelligence where

she is, and then may lurk about the house--I wish therefore I knew his

person.

“Is there no way, madam, by which I could have a sight of him? for,

otherwise, you know, cousin, she may contrive to see him here without

my knowledge.” Mrs Fitzpatrick answered, “That he had threatened her

with another visit that afternoon, and that, if her ladyship pleased

to do her the honour of calling upon her then, she would hardly fail

of seeing him between six and seven; and if he came earlier she would,

by some means or other, detain him till her ladyship's arrival.”--Lady

Bellaston replied, “She would come the moment she could get from

dinner, which she supposed would be by seven at farthest; for that it

was absolutely necessary she should be acquainted with his person.

Upon my word, madam,” says she, “it was very good to take this care of

Miss Western; but common humanity, as well as regard to our family,

requires it of us both; for it would be a dreadful match indeed.”

Mrs Fitzpatrick failed not to make a proper return to the compliment

which Lady Bellaston had bestowed on her cousin, and, after some

little immaterial conversation, withdrew; and, getting as fast as she

could into her chair, unseen by Sophia or Honour, returned home.