CHAPTER II

A DINNER PARTY

This was not to be one of Macartney's grand full-dress dinner-parties,

the sort where you might have two lords, and would be sure to have one

with his lady; or a Cabinet Minister in a morning-coat and greenish

tie; or a squire and squiress from Northumberland up for a month of

the season; or the Dean of Mells. No, nor was it to be one which Lucy

had to give to her visiting-list, and at which, as Macartney rarely

failed to remark, there was bound to be a clergyman, and some lean

woman with straw-coloured hair interested in a Settlement. It was to

be a particular kind of dinner-party, this one, of which the first

object was to bring Urquhart in touch with Lingen. It could have been

done at a club, no doubt. Macartney admitted it. "Yes, I know, I

know,"--he used his most tired voice, as if he had been combating the

suggestion all along. "You are perfectly right. It might--if it had

not happened to be exactly what I didn't want. Jimmy Urquhart is

rather a queer fish. He is apt to shy off if one is not careful. It

don't suit me to bring them together explicitly, do you see? I want

them to happen on each other. They can do that better here than

anywhere. Do you see?"

Lucy saw, or saw enough. She never enquired into James's law affairs.

"Shall I like Mr. Urquhart, do you think?" she asked him.

The eyeglass focussed upon the cornice, and glared at a fly which

found itself belated there. "Oh, I think so. Why not?"

"Well, you see, I don't know why not--or why I should. Have I ever

seen him?"

James was bored. "No doubt you have. He's very much about."

"Yes," said Lucy, "but I am not."

James left the fly, and fixed her--apparently with horror. Then he

looked at his boots and moved his toes up and down. "He looks like a

naval officer," he said; "you instinctively seek the cuffs of his

coat. Beef-coloured face, blue eyes, a square-jawed chap. Yes, you

might like him. He might amuse you. He's a great liar." Lucy thought

that she might like Mr. Urquhart.

On those lines the party was arranged: the Blisses because "we owe

them a dinner; and I think the Judge will be amused by Jimmy;" the

Worthingtons--make-weights; but "She's a soft pink woman, like a

Persian kitten."

"Does Mr. Urquhart like that?" Lucy asked, but James, who didn't like

his jokes to be capped, said drily, "I don't know."

Then Lucy's favourite sister Mabel was to be allowed because James

rather liked Corbet. He thought him good style. Now we wanted two

women. One must be Miss Bacchus--"hideous, of course," said James; "a

kind of crime, but very smart." He meant that she mixed with the

aristocracy, which was true, though nobody knew why. The last was to

be Margery Dacre, a very pretty girl. Lucy put her forward, and James

thought her over, gazing out of window. "I like her name," he said--so

Lucy knew that she was admitted.

That was all. The rest was her care, and he washed his mind of it,

very sure that she would see to it. He wished the two men to meet for

a particular reason in a haphazard way, because it was better to drift

Urquhart into a thing than to lead him up to it. Moreover, it was not

at all disagreeable to him that Urquhart, a club and office

acquaintance, should see how comfortably placed he was, how well

appointed with wife and child, with manservant and maidservant and

everything that was his. Urquhart was a rich man, and to know that his

lawyer was rich was no bad thing. It inspired confidence. Now the

particular thing to be done with the two men, Francis Lingen and

Urquhart, was this. Francis Lingen, who might be a baronet some day

and well to do, was at the moment, as at most moments hitherto, very

short of money. Urquhart always had plenty. Macartney's idea was that

he might get Urquhart to fill Francis Lingen's pockets, on terms which

could easily be arranged. There was ample security, of course. Francis

Lingen could have gone to the Jews, or the bank, but if the thing

could be done in a gentlemanly way through one's lawyer, who also

happened to be a gentleman, in one's own set, and so on--well, why

not?

Hence the little dinner, over whose setting forth Lucy puckered her

brows with Mrs. Jenkins, her admirable cook, and wrote many notes on

little slips of paper which she kept for the purpose. She knew quite

well when James was "particular" about a party. He said less than

usual when he was "particular." Over this one he said practically

nothing. So she toiled, and made a success of it.

The drawing-room looked charming, and she herself in black over white,

with her pearls, the most charming thing in it. It wanted a week of

Lancelot's day for school; he was to come in to dessert--that was

understood. But the possible danger of a thirteenth was removed by

their being two tables of six each. James had suddenly ordered this

variation of practice--he did not say why--and so it was to be.

Crewdson, the invaluable butler-valet of the house, who presided over

a zenana of maids, and seemed to carry his whiskers into the fray like

an oriflamme, was visibly perturbed at this new notion. "Mr. Macartney

has his reason, we know. But how is one gentleman's servant to split

himself in halves? And where does he stand, Mrs. Jenkins? With tables

dotted about--like a cafe--or an archumpelygo?" He knew that it was

done in the highest places, but he knew his own place best. "We are

not what you call the smart set," he said. "We are not Park Lane or

Brook Street. But we are solid--the professions--the land and the

church. No jinks in this house. And small tables is jinks. Not a

dinner, but a kick-up." So Crewdson thought, and so he looked, but his

master was flint.

Mabel came the first, the lively and successful Mabel, two years

younger than Lucy--she and Laurence: he was Laurence Corbet, Esq., of

Peltry Park, Wavertree, and Roehampton, S.W., a hunting man and

retired soldier, as neatly groomed as a man may be. He was jolly, and

adored his Mabel. He was county, and approved by James. Lucy used to

say of him that his smile could cure a toothache. Lancelot pounced

upon the pair instantly and retired with them to the conservatory to

show off his orange-tree, whose pip had been plunged on his first

birthday. But before long a suspicious sliding of the feet and a shout

from Corbet of "Goal!" betrayed the orange-tree's eclipse.

Next plunged Miss Bacchus, with her front hair and front teeth, and

air of digging you in the ribs. She explained that she made a point of

being early lest she should be taken for an actress, and forestalled

Macartney's assurance that she never would be--which annoyed him. The

Worthingtons--she like an autumn flower-bed, and he pale and

sleek--and Francis Lingen came in together: Lingen, a very elegant,

pale pink and frail young man with a straw-coloured moustache, who

bowed when he shook your hand as if he was going to kiss it but

remembered just in time that he was in England. He lowered his voice

when he spoke to women, and most of them liked it. Lucy wasn't sure

whether she did or not. It made her self-conscious and perverse at

once. She found herself wondering (a) whether he was going to make

love to her, (b) when he was going to begin, and (c) how she might

best cut him out. All this was bewildering, made her feel stupid, and

annoyed her. But she really liked Francis Lingen, and had been amused

to discover how much he was "Francis" in her private mind. Certainly

he was very elegant. He had an outside pocket to his dress coat, and a

handkerchief which you could have plugged your tooth with.

He had just said to Lucy, "I'm so glad to see you. It's more than a

week since we met--and I want your advice--" when Crewdson, like a

priest, announced Sir Matthew and Lady Bliss. The Judge and his dame

were before Lucy--the lady had a motherly soul in crimson satin and

paste, the gentleman square and solid, like a pillar-box with a bald

head. That is a pretty exact description of him. The Judge was very

square-headed, very shiny and very plain; but he was solid, and he was

useful. Macartney used to say that he had a face like a bad egg.

Certainly he was curdled--but he shone and looked healthy.

Lucy allowed herself to be mothered, and in the meantime murmured the

Judge's name and Miss Bacchus's.

"Everybody knows Miss Bacchus," said the gallant man, and Miss Bacchus

briskly rejoined, "More people know Tom Fool--" After that they got on

excellently. Then she heard from the door, "Mr. Urquhart" and had time

to turn Francis Lingen over to Lady Bliss before she faced the ruddy

and blue-eyed stranger. Her first thought, the only one she had time

for, was "What very blue eyes, what a very white shirt-front!" when

she shook hands.

"How d'ye do? You won't know who I am," he said at once.

"Oh, but I do," she assured him. "James described you to me."

He blinked. "Oh, did he? I suppose he told you I was a great liar?"

James's very words. She nodded without speaking, but laughter

flickered over her face like summer lightning.

"Well," said Urquhart, "I am--to him. I've known Macartney for

years--long before you did. I like him, but I think he gives himself

airs. Now you can't, you know, when the man with you is a liar. You

never know where to have a liar, or whether you have him or not. And

then you get in a fright whether he's not having you. Macartney,

saving your presence, doesn't like being had."

Lucy laughed, and turned to wave her hand to Lancelot in the entry of

the conservatory.

"That your boy?" Urquhart asked. "But of course. He's like you--with

his father's tricks." That was perfectly true. "And that's your

sister, of course. Pretty woman. Like you too--you in a sunset."

Perfect unconsciousness robbed this open commentary of sting.

Upon him drifted Mrs. Worthington, like a peony in the tideway.

Urquhart bowed. "Your servant, ma'am."

She cried, "Hullo, Jimmy, you here?"

"Where else?"

"Why, I thought you were in Switzerland."

"So I was," he said. "All among the curates. But I came back--because

they didn't." He turned to Lucy. "And because I was asked here."

She asked him, "Were you ski-ing? Lancelot will grudge you that."

He told her, "I was not. No lonely death for me. I was bobbing it. You

are swept off by dozens at a time there--by fifties in a cave. It's

more cheerful." Then he seemed to remark something which he thought

she ought to know. "Jimmy. You heard her? Now Macartney and I are both

called James. But who ever made a Jimmy of him?" She was annoyed with

him--the man seemed to suppose she could be pleased by crabbing

James--and glad of Margery Dacre, a mermaid in sea-green, who swam in

with apologies--due to Macartney's abhorrent eyeglass upon her. And

then they all went in to their archumpelygo, where Crewdson and his

ladies were waiting for them, _rari nautes_.

Lucy's table--she was between the Judge and Urquhart and had Mabel,

Worthington and Miss Bacchus before her--at once took the mastery.

Urquhart fixed Crewdson with his eye and thenceforward commanded

him. James's eyeglass, speechless with horror over Lady Bliss's

shoulder, glared like a frosty moon.

Miss Bacchus, it seems, was his old acquaintance. She too called him

Jimmy, and drove at him with vigour. He charged her not to rally him,

and being between the two sisters, talked to both of them at once, or

rather started them off, as a music-hall singer starts the gallery,

and then let them go on over his head.

They talked of Wycross, Lucy's house in the country, compared it with

Peltry, which Mabel deprecated as a barrack, and came to hear of

Urquhart's house in the New Forest. It was called Martley Thicket.

Urquhart said it was a good sort of place. "I've made an immense

lake," he said, with his eyes so very wide that Miss Bacchus said,

"You're making two, now." He described Martley and the immense lake.

"House stands high in beech woods, but is cut out to the south. It

heads a valley--lawns on three sides, smooth as billiard tables--then

the lake with a marble lip--and steps--broad and low steps, in flights

of eight. Very good, you know. You shall see it."

Lucy wanted to know, "How big was the lake, really."

Urquhart said, "It looked a mile--but that's the art of the thing.

Really, it's two hundred and fifty yards. Much better than a jab in

the eye with a blunt stick. I did it by drainage, and a dam. Took a

year to get the water up. When a hunted stag took to it and swam

across, I felt that I'd done something. Fishing? I should think so.

And a bathing-house in a wooded corner--in a cane-brake of bamboos.

You'll like it."

Miss Bacchus said, "I don't believe a word of it;" but he seemed not

to hear her.

"When will you come and see it?" he asked Lucy.

She agreed that see it she must, if only to settle whether it existed

or not. "You see that Miss Bacchus has no doubts."

Urquhart said, "She never has--about anything. She is fixed in

certainty like a bee in amber. A dull life."

"Bless you, Jimmy," she said, "I thrive on it--and you'll never

thrive."

"Pooh!" said Urquhart, "what you call thriving I call degradation.

What! you snuggle in there out of the draughts--and then somebody

comes along and rubs you, and picks up bits of paper with you." His

good spirits made the thing go--and James's eyeglass prevailed not

against it.

But Urquhart's real triumph was at dessert--Lancelot sedately by his

mother; between her and the Judge, who briskly made way for him.

Lancelot in his Eton jacket took on an air of precocious, meditative

wisdom infinitely diverting to a man who reflects upon boys--and, no

doubt, infinitely provocative.

His coming broke up the talk and made one of those momentous pauses

which are sometimes paralysing to a table. This one was so, and even

threatened the neighbouring island. Upon it broke the voice of

Urquhart talking to Mabel Corbet.

"I was out in Corfu in 1906," he was heard to say; "I was in fact in

the bath, when one of my wives came to the door, and said that there

was a Turk in the almond-tree. I got a duck-gun which I had and went

out--" Lancelot's eyes, fixed and pulsing, interdicted him. They held

up the monologue. In his hand was a robust apple; but that was

forgotten.

"I say," he said, "have you got two wives?"

Urquhart's eyes met his with an extenuating look. "It was some time

ago, you see," he said; and then, passing it off, "There are as many

as you like out there. Dozens."

Lancelot absorbed this explanation through the eyes. You could see

them at it, chewing it like a cud. He was engrossed in it--Lucy

watched him. "I say--two wives!" and then, giving it up, with a savage

attack he bit into his apple and became incoherent. One cheek bulged

dangerously and required all his present attention. Finally, after a

time of high tension, Urquhart's wives and the apple were bolted

together, and given over to the alimentary juices. The Turk in the

almond-tree was lost sight of, and no one knows why he was there, or

how he was got out--if indeed he ever was. For all that, Urquhart

finished his story to his two ladies; but Lucy paid him divided

attention, being more interested in her Lancelot than in Urquhart's

Turk.

Francis Lingen, at the other table, kept a cold eye upon the easy man

who was to provide him with ready money, as he hoped. He admired ease

as much as anybody, and believed that he had it. But he was very much

in love with Lucy, and felt the highest disapproval of Urquhart's kind

of spread-eagle hardihood. He bent over his plate like the

willow-tree upon one. His eyelids glimmered, he was rather pink, and

used his napkin to his lips. To his neighbour of the left, who was

Lady Bliss, he spoke _sotto voce_ of "our variegated friend," and felt

that he had disposed of him. But that "one of his wives" filled him

with a sullen despair. What were you to do with that sort of man?

Macartney saw all this and was dreadfully bored. "Damn Jimmy

Urquhart," he said to himself. "Now I shall have to work for my

living--which I hate, after dinner."

But he did it. "We'll go and talk to the Judge," he said to his

company, and led the way. Urquhart settled down to claret, and was

taciturn. He answered Linden's tentative openings in monosyllables.

But he and the Judge got on very well.