BOOK III. (_Duodecimo_), CHAPTER III. (_Mealy-mouthed Porpoise_).—The

largest kind of Porpoise; and only found in the Pacific, so far as it

is known. The only English name, by which he has hitherto been

designated, is that of the fishers—Right-Whale Porpoise, from the

circumstance that he is chiefly found in the vicinity of that Folio. In

shape, he differs in some degree from the Huzza Porpoise, being of a

less rotund and jolly girth; indeed, he is of quite a neat and

gentleman-like figure. He has no fins on his back (most other porpoises

have), he has a lovely tail, and sentimental Indian eyes of a hazel

hue. But his mealy-mouth spoils all. Though his entire back down to his

side fins is of a deep sable, yet a boundary line, distinct as the mark

in a ship’s hull, called the “bright waist,” that line streaks him from

stem to stern, with two separate colours, black above and white below.

The white comprises part of his head, and the whole of his mouth, which

makes him look as if he had just escaped from a felonious visit to a

meal-bag. A most mean and mealy aspect! His oil is much like that of

the common porpoise.

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Beyond the DUODECIMO, this system does not proceed, inasmuch as the

Porpoise is the smallest of the whales. Above, you have all the

Leviathans of note. But there are a rabble of uncertain, fugitive,

half-fabulous whales, which, as an American whaleman, I know by

reputation, but not personally. I shall enumerate them by their

fore-castle appellations; for possibly such a list may be valuable to

future investigators, who may complete what I have here but begun. If

any of the following whales, shall hereafter be caught and marked, then

he can readily be incorporated into this System, according to his

Folio, Octavo, or Duodecimo magnitude:—The Bottle-Nose Whale; the Junk

Whale; the Pudding-Headed Whale; the Cape Whale; the Leading Whale; the

Cannon Whale; the Scragg Whale; the Coppered Whale; the Elephant Whale;

the Iceberg Whale; the Quog Whale; the Blue Whale; etc. From Icelandic,

Dutch, and old English authorities, there might be quoted other lists

of uncertain whales, blessed with all manner of uncouth names. But I

omit them as altogether obsolete; and can hardly help suspecting them

for mere sounds, full of Leviathanism, but signifying nothing.

Finally: It was stated at the outset, that this system would not be

here, and at once, perfected. You cannot but plainly see that I have

kept my word. But I now leave my cetological System standing thus

unfinished, even as the great Cathedral of Cologne was left, with the

crane still standing upon the top of the uncompleted tower. For small

erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true

ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity. God keep me from ever

completing anything. This whole book is but a draught—nay, but the

draught of a draught. Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!