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CHAPTER X

MIDNIGHT

After a quick journey by New York's unrivaled system of rapid transit,

the three men alighted at Spring Street, and a couple of minutes' brisk

walk brought them to a large, white-fronted building of severe

architecture. Above the main entrance two green lamps stared solemnly

into the night, and their monitory gleam seemed to bid evildoers

"Beware!"; nor was there aught far-fetched in the notion, because from

this imposing center New York's guardians kept watch and ward over the

city.

"Clancy still waiting?" demanded Steingall of a policeman in uniform

who was on duty in an inquiry office.

"Yes, sir. He asked me to be on the lookout in case you turned up

unexpectedly, as he didn't want to miss you."

The Chief Inspector led his companions straight to the Detective

Bureau, taking good care to avoid the room in which the "covering"

reporters were gathered, because the Police Headquarters of New York,

unlike any similar department outside the bounds of the United States,

makes the press welcome, and gives details of all arrests, fires,

accidents and other occurrences of a noteworthy nature as soon as the

facts are telegraphed or telephoned from outlying districts.

Passing through the general office, Steingall entered his own sanctum.

A small, slightly built man was bent over a table and scrutinizing a

Rogues' Gallery of photographs in a large album. He turned as the door

opened, straightened himself, and revealed a wizened face, somewhat of

the actor type, its prominent features being an expressive mouth, a

thin, hooked nose, and a pair of singularly piercing and deeply sunken

eyes.

"Hello, Bob," he said to Steingall. Then, without a moment's

hesitation, he added: "Good-evening, Mr. Curtis--glad to see you, Mr.

Devar."

"Good-evening, Mr. Clancy," said Curtis, not to be outdone in this

exchange of compliments, though he could not imagine how a person who

had never seen him should not only know his name but apply it so

confidently.

"May we smoke here?" asked Devar, who had lighted a cigar on emerging

from the subway station.

"Oh, yes," said Steingall. "Make yourselves at home in that respect.

I am a hard smoker. Let me offer you a good American cigar, Mr.

Curtis."

"Thank you. Perhaps you will try one of mine. I bought them in

London, but they are of a fair brand. You, too, Mr. Clancy?"

"I'll take one, with pleasure, though I don't smoke," said the little

man. Seeing the question on the faces of both visitors, he cackled, in

a queer, high-pitched voice:

"I refuse to poison my gastric juices with nicotine, but I like the

smell of tobacco. Poor old Steingall there has pretty fair eyesight,

but his nose wouldn't sniff brimstone in a volcano, all because he

insists on smoking."

"Gastric juice!" laughed Steingall. "You don't possess the article.

Skin, bones, and tongue are your chief constituents. I'm not surprised

you make an occasional hit as a detective, because the average crook

would never suspect a funny little gazook like you of being that

celebrated sleuth, Eugene Clancy."

Clancy's long, nervous fingers had cracked the wrapper of the cigar

given him by Curtis, and he was now passing it to and fro beneath his

nostrils.

"You will observe the difference, gentlemen, between beef and brains,"

he said, nodding derisively at the bulky Chief Inspector. "He rubbers

along because he looks like a prize-fighter, and can drive his fist

through a three-quarter inch pine plank. But we hunt well together,

being a unique combination of science and brute force. . . . By the

way, that reminds me. If I have got the story right, Count Ladislas

Vassilan only landed in New York to-night. Did he drive straight to a

boxing contest, or what?"

"Wait a second, Clancy," interrupted Steingall. "Is there anything

doing? How much time have we?"

"Exactly twenty minutes. At twelve-thirty I must be in East Broadway."

"Good. Now, Mr. Curtis, tell Clancy exactly what happened since you

put on poor Hunter's overcoat at the corner of Broadway and 27th

Street."

Curtis obeyed, though he fancied he had never encountered a more

unofficial official than Clancy. Shrewd judge of character as he was,

he could hardly be expected to guess, after such a momentary glimpse of

a man of extraordinary genius in unraveling crime, that Clancy was

never more discursive, never more prone to chaff and sneer at his

special friend, Steingall, than when hot on the trail of some

particularly acute and daring malefactor. The Chief of the Bureau, of

course, knew by these signs that his trusted _aide_ had obtained

information of a really startling nature, but neither Curtis nor Devar

was aware of Clancy's idiosyncrasies, and some few minutes elapsed

before they began to suspect that he had a good deal more up his sleeve

than they gave him credit for at first.

From the outset he took an original view of Curtis's marriage.

"The girl is young and good-looking, you say?" was his opening question.

"Not yet twenty-one, and remarkably attractive," said Curtis, though

hardly prepared for the detective's interest in this direction.

"Well educated and lady-like, I suppose?"

"Yes, as befits her position."

"Cut out her position, which doesn't amount to a row of beans where

intellect is concerned. . . . Well, a man never knows much about a

woman anyway, and what little he learns is acquired by a process of

rejection after marriage."

"May I ask what you mean?"

"Judging from your history and apparent age, Mr. Curtis, I take it you

have not had time to go fooling about after girls?"

"You are certainly right in that respect."

"Naturally, or you wouldn't be so ignorant concerning the dear

creatures. You are to be congratulated, 'pon my soul. You will have

the rare experience of constructing a divinity out of a wife, whereas

the average man begins by choosing a divinity and finds he has only

secured a wife."

Curtis laughed, but met the detective's penetrating gaze frankly.

"Your bitter philosophy may be sound, Mr. Clancy," he said, "but it is

built on a false premiss. My marriage is only a matter of form. It

may be legal--indeed, I believe it is--but there can be no dispute as

to the nature of the bond between Lady Hermione and myself. She

regards me as a husband in name only, and will dissolve the tie at her

own convenience."

"You'll place no obstacles in her way?"

"None."

"Quite sure?"

"Absolutely."

Clancy giggled, as though he were a comedian who had scored a point

with his audience.

"Then you're married for keeps," he announced, with the grin of a man

who has solved a humorous riddle. "By refusing to thwart the lady you

throw away your last slender chance of freedom, and you will find her

waiting at the gate of the State Penitentiary when you come out. By

Jove, you've been pretty rapid, though. No wonder people say the East

is waking up. Are there many more like you in China?"

Curtis was not altogether pleased by this banter, nor did he trouble to

conceal his opinion that the New York Detective Bureau was treating a

grave crime with scandalous levity.

"Whether Lady Hermione married me or Jean de Courtois is a rather

immaterial side issue," he said, somewhat emphatically. "From what

little I can grasp of a curiously involved affair, it seems to me that

there are weightier interests than ours at stake. And, if I may

venture to differ from you, a lot of things may happen before I see the

inside of a prison."

"After your meteoric career during the past few hours I am inclined to

agree with that last remark," and Clancy's tone became so serious that

Devar laughed outright. "Don't misunderstand me, Mr. Curtis. I am

lost in admiration of your nerve, but you have told me just what I

wanted to make sure of."

"I have expressed no opinions. I confined myself to actual facts."

"And isn't it a highly significant fact that you are over head and ears

in love with your wife? _Nom d'un pipe_! Doesn't that complicate the

thing worse than a Chinese puzzle?"

"I really don't see----" began Curtis, yielding to a feeling of

annoyance which was not altogether unwarrantable, but Clancy jerked out

his hands as though they were attached to arms moved by the strings of

a marionette.

"Of course, you don't!" he cried. "You're in love! You're gorged with

the amococcus microbe! It's the worst case I've ever heard of. I once

knew a man who met a girl for the first time at the Park Row end of

Brooklyn Bridge and proposed to her before they had crossed the East

River, but you've set up a record that will never be beaten. You find

a marriage license in the pockets of a murdered man, rush off in a taxi

to the address of the lady named therein, marry her, punch a frantic

rival on the nose, take the fair one to a hotel, flout her father, a

British peer, and hold a banquet at which the Chief of the New York

Detective Bureau is an honored guest; and then you have the hardihood

to tell me that your actions constitute an immaterial side issue in the

biggest sensation New York has produced this year. Young man, wait

till the interviewers get hold of you to-morrow! Wait till the sob

sisters begin gushing over your bride--a pretty one--with a title!

Name of good little gray man! They'll whoop your side issues into a

scare-head front page! Before you know where you are they'll have you

bleating about the color of her eyes, the exquisite curve of her

Cupid's Bow lips, and the way her hair shone when the electric light

fell on it, while she, on her part, will be confiding, with a

suspicious break in her voice, what a perfectly darling specimen of the

American man at his best you are. Mr. Curtis, you're married good and

hard, and if you want to cinch the job you ought to go to jail for a

while."

Unquestionably, the two civilians present thought that Clancy was

slightly mad, so Steingall intervened.

"Hop off your perch, Eugene," he said, "and tell us how you came to

drive Count Vassilan's taxi, and where you took him."

"It was a case of intelligent anticipation of forthcoming events," said

Clancy, whose excitability disappeared instantly, leaving him calm and

extremely lucid of speech. "When Evans (the police captain) gave me

the bearings of the affair--though, of course, being a creature of

handcuffs and bludgeons, he thought our friend Curtis was the real

scoundrel--I realized at once that Vassilan's indisposition was a bad

attack of blue funk. Such a man could no more remain quietly in his

room at the hotel than a fox terrier could pass a dog fight without

taking hold. As soon as I saw the Earl go out alone, and heard him

direct the taxi to the Central Hotel in 27th Street, I decided that my

best place was at the driving wheel of another taxi. I picked out a

man on the rank who was about my size, and might be mistaken for me in

a half-light, and got him to lend me his coat and cap. He took mine,

and a word to the door-porter fixed things so that I was whistled up

quite naturally when his countship appeared. He had changed his

clothes and linen, but one glance at his nose showed that I had marked

my bird, even if the porter hadn't given me the mystic sign at the

right moment. I received my orders, and off we went, a second cab

following, with the driver of my taxi as a fare. Evidently, the Count

was not well posted in New York distances, because he grew restive, and

wondered where I was taking him. He tried to be artful, too, and when

we reached East Broadway he pulled me up at the corner of Market

Street, told me to wait, and lodged a five-dollar bill as security,

saying I would have annozzaire when we got back to the hotel. Didn't

that make things easy? He plunged into the crowd--you know what a

bunch of Russians, Hungarians, and Polish Jews get together in East

Broadway about ten-thirty--so I rushed to the second cab, swapped coats

and hats again, gave the taxi-man the five-spot, and put him in charge

of his own cab. In less than a minute I overtook the Count, just as he

was crossing the street, and saw him enter a house, after saying

something to a second-hand clothes man who was bawling out his goods

from the open store on the ground floor. By the time I had bought two

silk handkerchiefs and a pair of boots, and was haggling like mad over

a collection of linen collars, size 16--a present for you,

Steingall--his nobility came downstairs, but not alone; there was a

girl with him. Luckily, she was no Hungarian, but Italian, and they

talked in broken English. 'They no come-a here-a now-a-time,

Excellenza,' she said, 'but you-a fin' dem at Morris Siegelman's

restaurant at 'alf-a-pass twelve.' He said something choice--in pure

Magyar, I guess--and headed for the taxi. That is all, or practically

all. I tried to go back on my bargains with the Israelite in the

store, but he made such a row that I paid him, and when I reached the

second cab the driver told me that my man nodded as he passed, showing

that Vassilan was returning to the hotel. So I came here, and 'phoned

you."

Steingall glanced at a clock on the mantel-piece. He rose, threw open

a door, and switched on a light.

"Mr. Curtis," he said, "we must risk something, but I think I can make

you up sufficiently to escape recognition, not so much by the Count as

by others who may attend that supper party. You come, too, Mr. Devar.

There is safety in numbers."

With a deftness that was worthy of a theatrical costumier, the

detectives converted themselves and the two young men into ship's

firemen. No more effective or simpler disguise could have been devised

on the spur of the moment, nor one that might be assumed more readily.

Boots offered the main difficulty, but Clancy's purchase fitted Devar,

and Curtis made the best of a pair of canvas shoes, while a mixture of

grease and coffee extract applied to face and hands changed four

respectable looking persons into a gang which would certainly attract

the attention of the police anywhere outside the bounds of just such a

locality as they were bound for.

In case the exigencies of the chase separated them, Steingall gave some

instructions to the man in the inquiry office, and Devar tested the

realism of his appearance by disregarding the chauffeur of the

splendidly appointed automobile waiting at the exit. Walking up to the

car, he opened the door and said gruffly:

"Jump in, boys!"

The chauffeur wriggled out of his seat instantly, and leaped to the

pavement.

"Here, what the----" he began, whereupon Devar laughed.

"It's all right, Arthur," he said.

"What's all right? This car is here for Mr. Howard Devar," cried the

man angrily.

"Well, you cuckoo, and who am I?"

Something familiar in the voice caused the chauffeur to look closely at

the speaker, whom he had not seen for a considerable time except for a

fleeting glimpse on the arrival of the _Lusitania_ at New York that

afternoon. He was perplexed, but was evidently not devoid of humor.

"It's either you or your ghost, sir," he said, "and if it's your ghost

you must have been badly treated in the next world."

A roundsman was entering headquarters at the moment, and gave the

quartette a sharp glance.

"Here, Parker," said Steingall, "tell this man my name."

The policeman came up, looked at the detective, and laughed.

"This is Mr. Steingall, chief of the Detective Bureau," he said to the

bewildered driver, who resumed charge of the car without further ado,

but nevertheless remained uneasy in his mind. And not without cause.

He, poor fellow, all unconsciously, was now gathered into the net which

had spread its meshes so wide in New York that night. He could not

understand why his employer's son should be gallivanting around the

city in company with such questionable looking characters, even though

one of them might be the famous "man with the microscopic eye," but he

was far from realizing that he and his car would help to make history

before morning.

In obedience to orders, he ran along Grand Street, and halted the car

on the south side of W. H. Seward Park.

"Remain here, if we do not return earlier, till one o'clock," Steingall

told him, "and then run slowly along East Broadway to the corner of

Montgomery Street. We are going to Morris Siegelman's restaurant,

which is a few doors higher up, on the north side. If we stroll past

you, pay no heed, but follow at a little distance. Have you got that

right?"

"Yes, sir."

Devar was hugely delighted by the man's discomfited tone.

"Cheer up, Arthur," he said. "You'll be tickled to death to-morrow

when you read the newspapers, and discover the part you played in a big

news item."

"Now, don't forget to lurch about the sidewalk," was Steingall's next

injunction to the amateurs. "Think of all the bad language you ever

heard, and use it. We're toughs, and must behave as such. Can either

of you sing?"

"I can," admitted Curtis.

"That will help some. Strike up any sort of sailor's chanty when we're

in the restaurant."

Late as the hour, East Broadway was full to repletion with a

cosmopolitan crowd. It was a Thursday evening, and the Hebrew Sabbath

began at sunset on the following day, so the poor Jews of the quarter

were out in their thousands, either buying provisions for the coming

holiday or attracted by the light and bustle. Heavy looking Russians,

olive-skinned Italians, placid Germans, wild-eyed and pallid Czechs,

lounged along the thoroughfare, chatting with compatriots, or gathering

in amused groups to hear the strange patter of some voluble merchant

retailing goods from a barrow. From the interiors of tiny shops and

cellars came eldritch voices crying the nature and remarkable qualities

of the wares within. Every hand-cart carried a flaring naphtha-lamp,

and the glare of these innumerable torches created strong lights and

flickering shadows which would have gladdened the heart of Rembrandt

were his artistic wraith permitted to roam the by-ways of a city which,

perhaps, he never heard of, even in its early Dutch guise as New

Amsterdam.

The lofty tenement houses seemed to be crowded as the streets. Within

a square mile of that section of New York a quarter of a million people

find habitation, food, and employment. They supply each other's needs,

speak their own weird tongues, and by slow degrees become absorbed by

the great continent which harbors them, and then only when a second or

third generation becomes Americanized.

In such a motley throng four prowling stokers, ashore for a night's

spree, attracted scant attention, and Morris Siegelman's hospitable

door was reached without incident. A taxi-cab was standing by the

curb, and the driver, gazing at the living panorama of the street,

little guessed that he had changed garments with one of the

half-drunken firemen two hours earlier.

"Here y'are, mattes!" cried Steingall, joyously surveying a printed

legend displayed among the bottles of a dingy bar running along the

side of an apartment which had once been the parlor of a pretentious

house, "this is the right sort o' dope--vodka--same as is supplied to

the Czar of all the Roossias. Get a pint of vodka into yer gizzards

an' you'll think you've swallowed a lump of red-hot clinker."

Clancy hopped on to a high stool, and curled himself up on the rounded

seat in the accepted posture of Buddha, while Devar, who was by way of

being a gymnast, stood on his hands and beat a tattoo with his feet

against the edge of the counter. Not to be outdone, Curtis began to

sing. He had a good baritone voice, and entered with zest into the mad

spirit of the frolic. The song he chose was redolent of the sea. It

related a tar's escapades among witches, cruisers, and girls. Three of

the latter claimed him at one and the same time--so "What was a

sailor-boy to do? Yeo-ho, Yeo-ho, Yeo-ho!" The chorus decided the

point:

"Why, we went strolling down by the rolling,

Down by the rolling sea.

If you can't be true to One or Two,

You're much better off with Three."

Evidently, the roysterers' antics commanded the general approval of

Morris Siegelman's patrons, and loud cries of "Brava!" "Encore!" "Bis!"

"Herrlich!" rewarded Curtis's lyrical effort. Some thirty people or

more were scattered about the room, mostly in small parties seated

around marble-topped tables. Beer was the favorite beverage; a

minority was eating, the menu being strange and wondrous, and everyone

was smoking cigarettes. When Curtis received his share of the

poisonous decoction so vaunted by Steingall, he faced the company,

glass in hand, and saw Count Vassilan seated in a corner close to a

window. With him were a good-looking Italian girl and a youth, and the

three were deep in eager converse, giving no heed to the other

revelers, but rather taking advantage of the prevalent clatter of talk

and drinking utensils to discuss whatever topic it was which proved so

interesting.

Steingall's eyes carried a question, and Curtis shook his head.

Vassilan's male companion bore only the slight resemblance of a kindred

nationality to the men who committed the murder, while he differed

essentially from the treacherous "Anatole."

"I wish your best girl could see you now, John D.," whispered Devar,

who had just recovered from a violent fit of coughing induced by the

raw whisky which Siegelman dispensed under the seal of vodka. Curtis

laughed at the conceit, which was grotesque in its very essence. Wild

and bizarre as his experiences had been that night, none was more

whimsical than this bawling of a ballad in an East Broadway saloon

while posing as a sailor with three sheets in the wind.

"Mostly Hungarians here," muttered Steingall. "We seem to be in the

right place, anyhow."

"Let's eat," said Clancy suddenly.

Reflected in a cracked mirror he had seen a man and two women rise and

leave a table in the corner occupied by the Count. He skipped off the

stool, and made for the vacant place; the others followed, and Curtis

had several glasses raised to his honor as he passed through the

merry-makers.

Clancy noisily summoned a waitress, and ordered four plates of

spaghetti with tomatoes. He sat with his back to the absorbed party

beneath the window, and apologized with exaggerated politeness when his

chair touched that of the Italian girl, though his accent, needless to

say, was redolent of the East side.

"They do not come, then?" he heard Vassilan say impatiently.

"P'raps notta to-night," said the girl, "but you sure meet-a dem here,

mebbe to-morrow, mebbe de nex' day."

The Count tore a leaf from a notebook and scribbled something rapidly.

When he spoke, it was to the Hungarian, and in Magyar, but it was easy

to guess that he was giving earnest directions as to the delivery of

the note.

"Now would be a good time to raise a row if we could manage it,"

growled Steingall.

Curtis was toying with his fourth meal since sunset, and admitted that

he was ready for anything rather than spaghetti a la tomato.

"If there's enough varieties of Hungarians and Slavs in the street I

can start a riot in less than no time," confided Devar.

"How?" asked the detective.

"This way," and Devar began to sing. He owned a light tenor, clear and

melodious, and the air had a curiously barbaric lilt which, musically

considered, was reminiscent of the gypsies' chorus in "The Bohemian

Girl." But the words were couched in a strange tongue, sonorous and

full voweled, and the Hungarians in the room became greatly stirred

when it dawned on them that a semi-intoxicated American stoker was

chanting a forbidden national melody. Far better than he knew, he

sounded uncharted deeps in human nature. Andrew Fletcher of Saltoun

stated an eternal truth when he wrote to the Marquis of Montrose: "I

know a very wise man that believed that if a man were permitted to make

all the ballads he need not care who should make the laws of a nation."

Before Devar had finished the first verse people from the street were

crowding in through the open door, and flashing eyes and strange

ejaculations showed that the Czechs thought they were witnessing a

miracle. As the second verse rang out, vibrant and challenging, the

mob, eager to share in the interior excitement, rushed the entrance.

Many could hear, but few could see, and all were roused to exaltation

by a melody the public singing of which would have brought imprisonment

or death in their own land.

"Now for it!" roared Steingall, and over went table and crockery with a

crash. Of course, this added to the turmoil, and some women in the

cafe began to shriek. Not knowing in the least what was causing the

commotion, the crowd surged into that particular corner, and Steingall,

apparently frenzied, sprang to the window, opened it, and said to Count

Vassilan:

"Get out, quick! They'll be knifing you in a minute!"

The Italian girl screamed at that, so she was lifted into the safety of

the street. Vassilan followed, or rather was practically thrown out,

and the young Hungarian could have climbed after him nimbly enough had

not Curtis insisted on helping him, and, pinioning his arms, forced him

head foremost over the sill, but not so rapidly that Steingall should

be unable to "go through him" scientifically for the note.

"Be off, you two! Take the car and go home!"

It was no time for argument. Both Curtis and Devar read into

Steingall's muttered injunction the belief that the hunt had ended for

the night. They knew that the detectives could take care of

themselves, and they had scrambled through the window and made off

swiftly in the direction of the waiting automobile before the despoiled

Hungarian regained his feet. The hour yet wanted nearly ten minutes of

being one o'clock, so the chauffeur had not budged from his post in the

park. Devar told him to start the engine, and be ready to jump off

without delay. Then they waited, and watched the corner of the square

intersected by East Broadway, but neither Steingall nor Clancy

appeared, so they judged it best to obey orders, and make for the

Police Headquarters. There they washed and resumed their own clothes,

an operation which consumed another quarter of an hour. Still there

was no sign of the detectives, and they decided, somewhat reluctantly,

to do as they had been bidden, and go home.

"What sort of witches' shibboleth was that which you brought off in

Siegelman's?" asked Curtis, while the car was humming placidly up

Broadway.

"Oh, that was an inspiration," chuckled Devar.

"An inspiration founded on a solid basis of fact. Now, out with it!"

"Well, I was a year at Heidelberg, you know, and a fellow there told me

that one evening, in a cafe at Temesvar, a student kicked up a shindy

by singing that song. In less than a minute an officer had been

stabbed with his own sword, and a policeman shot, and it took a

squadron of cavalry to clear the street. He learnt the blessed ditty,

out of sheer curiosity, and I picked it up from him."

"What is it all about?"

"I don't know. I believe it tells the Austrians their real name, but I

couldn't translate a line of it to save my life."

Curtis leaned back in the car and laughed.

"You are by way of being a genius," he said. "I have seen a crowd go

stark, staring mad because some idiot waved a black flag, but that was

a symbol of the Boxer rebellion, and it meant something. In this

instance, among people so far away from their own country, one would

hardly expect----"

He broke off suddenly, and leaned forward.

The car had just entered Madison Square, at the junction of Broadway

and Fifth Avenue, south of 23rd Street. A Columbus Avenue street-car

had halted to allow traffic to pass, and a gray automobile which was

coming out of Fifth Avenue had been held up by a policeman stationed

there. Curtis's attention was caught by the color and shape of the

vehicle, and in the flood of light cast by the powerful lamps and

brilliant electric devices concentrated on that important crossing, he

obtained a vivid glimpse of the chauffeur's face.

"Devar," he said, and some electrical quality in his voice startled his

mercurial companion, "tell your man to overtake that car and run it

into the sidewalk. The driver is 'Anatole,' and it is our duty to stop

him!"

At that instant the policeman signaled the uptown traffic to move on.