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CHAPTER XLV. CONTAINS A RECORD OF WHAT WAS FEARED, WHAT WAS HOPED, AND

WHAT HAPPENED

The Dame is at her thumps for attention to be called to ‘the strangeness

of it,’ that a poor, small, sparse village, hardly above a hamlet,

on the most unproductive of Kentish heights, part of old forest land,

should at this period become ‘the cynosure of a city beautifully named

by the poet Great Augusta, and truly indeed the world’s metropolis.’

Put aside her artful pother to rouse excitement at stages of a

narrative, London’s general eye upon little Croridge was but another

instance of the extraordinary and not so wonderful. Lady Arpington,

equal to a Parliament in herself, spoke of the place and the countess

courted by her repentant lord. Brailstone and Chumley Potts were town

criers of the executioner letter each had received from the earl; Potts

with his chatter of a suicide’s pistol kept loaded in a case under

a two-inch-long silver Cross, and with sundry dramatic taps on the

forehead, Jottings over the breast, and awful grimace of devoutness.

There was no mistaking him. The young nobleman of the millions was

watched; the town spyglass had him in its orbit. Tales of the ancestral

Fleetwoods ran beside rumours of a Papist priest at the bedside of the

Foredoomed to Error’s dying mother. His wealth was counted, multiplied

by the ready naughts of those who know little and dread much. Sir Meeson

Corby referred to an argument Lord Fleetwood had held on an occasion

hotly against the logical consistency of the Protestant faith; and to

his alarm lest some day ‘all that immense amount of money should slip

away from us to favour the machinations of Roman Catholicism!’ The

Countess of Cressett, Livia, anticipated her no surprise at anything

Lord Fleetwood might do: she knew him.

So thereupon, with the whirr of a covey on wing before the fowler, our

crested three of immemorial antiquity and a presumptive immortality,

the Ladies Endor, Eldritch, and Cowry, shot up again, hooting across the

dormant chief city Old England’s fell word of the scarlet shimmer above

the nether pit-flames, Rome. An ancient horror in the blood of the

population, conceiving the word to signify, beak, fang, and claw, the

fiendish ancient enemy of the roasting day of yore, heard and echoed.

Sleepless at the work of the sapper, in preparation for the tiger’s

leap, Rome is keen to spy the foothold of English stability, and her

clasp of a pillar of the structure sends tremors to our foundations.

The coupling of Rome and England’s wealthiest nobleman struck a match to

terrorize the Fire Insurance of Smithfield. That meteoric, intractable,

perhaps wicked, but popular, reputedly clever; manifestly evil-starred,

enormously wealthy, young Earl of Fleetwood, wedded to an adventuress,

and a target for the scandals emanating from the woman, was daily,

without omission of a day, seen walking Piccadilly pavement in company

once more with the pervert, the Jesuit agent, that crafty Catesby of

a Lord Feltre, arm in arm the pair of them, and uninterruptedly

conversing, utterly unlike Englishmen. Mr. Rose Mackrell passed them,

and his breezy salutation of the earl was unobserved in my lord’s

vacant glass optics, as he sketched the scene. London had report of

the sinister tempter and the imperilled young probationer undisguisedly

entering the Roman Catholic chapel of a fashionable district-chapel

erected on pervert’s legacies, down a small street at the

corner of a grandee square, by tolerance or connivance of our

constabulary,--entering it linked; and linked they issued, their heads

bent; for the operation of the tonsure, you would say. Two English

noblemen! But is there no legislation to stop the disease? Our female

government asks it vixenly of our impotent male; which pretends, beneath

an air of sympathy, that we should abstain from any compulsory action

upon the law to interfere, though the situation is confessedly grave;

and the aspect men assume is correspondingly, to the last degree

provokingly, grave-half alive that they are, or void of patriotism, or

Babylonian at heart!

Lord Fleetwood’s yet undocked old associates vowed he ‘smelt strong’ of

the fumes of the whirled silver censer-balls. His disfavour had caused a

stoppage of supplies, causing vociferous abomination of their successful

rivals, the Romish priests. Captain Abrane sniffed, loud as a horse,

condemnatory as a cat, in speaking of him. He said: ‘By George, it comes

to this; we shall have to turn Catholics for a loan!’ Watchdogs of the

three repeated the gigantic gambler’s melancholy roar. And, see what

gap, cried the ratiocination of alarm, see the landslip it is in our

body, national and religious, when exalted personages go that way to

Rome!

As you and the world have reflected in your sager moods, an ordinary

pebble may roll where it likes, for individualism of the multitudinously

obscure little affects us. Not so the costly jewel, which is a

congregation of ourselves, in our envies and longings and genuflexions

thick about its lustres. The lapses of precious things must needs carry

us, both by weight and example, and it will ceaselessly be, that we

are possessed by the treasure we possess, we hang on it. A still, small

voice of England’s mind under panic sent up these truisms containing

admonitions to the governing Ladies. They, the most conservative of

earthly bodies, clamoured in return, like cloud-scud witches that have

caught fire at their skirts from the torches of marsh-fire radicals.

They cited for his arrest the titled millionaire who made a slide for

the idiots of the kingdom; they stigmatized our liberty as a sophistry,

unless we have in it the sustaining element of justice; and where is

the justice that punishes his country for any fatal course a mad young

Croesus may take! They shackled the hands of testators, who endangered

the salvation of coroneted boys by having sanction to bequeath vast

wealth in bulk. They said, in truth, that it was the liberty to be

un-Christian. Finally, they screeched a petitioning of Parliament to

devote a night to a sitting, and empower the Lord Chancellor to lay an

embargo on the personal as well as the real estate of wealthy perverts;

in common prudence depriving Rome of the coveted means to turn our

religious weapons against us.

The three guardian ladies and their strings of followers headed over

the fevered and benighted town, as the records of the period attest,

windpiping these and similar Solan notes from the undigested cropful of

alarms Lord Fleetwood’s expected conduct crammed into them. They and

all the world traced his present madness to the act foregoing: that

marriage! They reviewed it to deplore it, every known incident and the

numbers imagined; yet merely to deplore: frightful comparisons of then

with now rendered the historical shock to the marriage market matter

for a sick smile. Evil genius of some sort beside him the wealthy young

nobleman is sure to have. He has got rid of one to take up with a viler.

First, a sluttish trollop of German origin is foisted on him for life;

next, he is misled to abjure the faith of his fathers for Rome. But

patently, desperation in the husband of such a wife weakened his

resistance to the Roman Catholic pervert’s insinuations. There we

punctuate the full stop to our inquiries; we have the secret.

And upon that, suddenly comes a cyclonic gust; and gossip twirls,

whines, and falls to the twanging of an entirely new set of notes,

that furnish a tolerably agreeable tune, on the whole. O hear! The

Marchioness of Arpington proclaims not merely acquaintanceship with Lord

Fleetwood’s countess, she professes esteem for the young person. She has

been heard to say, that if the Principality of Wales were not a royal

title, a dignity of the kind would be conferred by the people of those

mountains on the Countess of Fleetwood: such unbounded enthusiasm there

was for her character when she sojourned down there. As it is, they

do speak of her in their Welsh by some title. Their bards are offered

prizes to celebrate her deeds. You remember the regiment of mounted

Welsh gentlemen escorting her to her Kentish seat, with their band

of the three-stringed harps! She is well-born, educated, handsome, a

perfectly honest woman, and a sound Protestant. Quite the reverse of

Lord Fleetwood’s seeking to escape her, it is she who flies; she cannot

forgive him his cruelties and infidelities: and that is the reason why

he threatens to commit the act of despair. Only she can save him! She

has flown for refuge to her uncle, Lord Levellier’s house at a place

named Croridge--not in the gazetteer--hard of access and a home of

poachers, where shooting goes on hourly; but most picturesque and

romantic, as she herself is! Lady Arpington found her there, nursing

one of the wounded, and her uncle on his death-bed; obdurate all round

against her husband, but pensive when supplicated to consider her

country endangered by Rome. She is a fervent patriot. The tales of her

Whitechapel origin, and heading mobs wielding bludgeons, are absolutely

false, traceable to scandalizing anecdotists like Mr. Rose Mackrell. She

is the beautiful example of an injured wife doing honour to her sex

in the punishment of a faithless husband, yet so little cherishing her

natural right to deal him retribution, that we dare hope she will listen

to her patriotic duty in consenting to the reconcilement, which is

Lord Fleetwood’s alternative: his wife or Rome! They say she has an

incommunicable charm, accounting for the price he puts on her now she

holds aloof and he misses it. Let her but rescue him from England’s most

vigilant of her deadly enemies, she will be entitled to the nation’s

lasting gratitude. She has her opportunity for winning the Anglican

English, as formerly she won the Dissenter Welsh. She may yet be the

means of leading back the latter to our fold.

A notation of the cries in air at a time of surgent public excitement

can hardly yield us music; and the wording of them, by the aid of

compounds and transplants, metaphors and similes only just within range

of the arrows of Phoebus’ bow (i.e. the farthest flight known), would,

while it might imitate the latent poetry, expose venturesome writers to

the wrath of a people commendably believing their language a

perfected instrument when they prefer the request for a plateful, and

commissioning their literary police to brain audacious experimenters who

enlarge or wing it beyond the downright aim at that mark. The gossip

of the time must therefore appear commonplace, in resemblance to

the panting venue a terre of the toad, instead of the fiery steed’s;

although we have documentary evidence that our country’s heart was

moved;--in no common degree, Dr. Glossop’s lucid English has it, at the

head of a broadsheet ballad discovered by him, wherein the connubially

inclined young earl and the nation in turn beseech the countess to

resume her place at Esslemont, and so save both from a terrific dragon’s

jaw, scarlet as the infernal flames; described as fascinating--

‘The classes with the crests,

And the lining to their vests,

Till down they jump, and empty leave

A headless trunk that rests.’

These ballads, burlesque to present reading, mainly intended for

burlesque by the wits who dogged without much enlivening an anxious

period of our history, when corner-stones were falling the way the

young lord of the millions threatened to go, did, there is little doubt,

according to another part of their design (Rose Mackrell boasts it

indirectly in his Memoirs), interpret public opinion, that is, the

English humour of it--the half laugh in their passing and not simulated

shudder.

Carinthia had a study of the humours of English character in the person

of the wounded man she nursed on little Croridge, imagining it the

most unobserved of English homes, and herself as unimportant an object.

Daniel Charner took his wound, as he took his medicine and his posset

from her hand, kindly, and seemed to have a charitable understanding

of Lord Levellier now that the old nobleman had driven a pellet of lead

into him and laid him flat. It pleased him to assure her that his mates

were men of their word, and had promised to pay the old lord with a

‘rouse’ for it, nothing worse. Her father used to speak of the ‘clean

hearts of the English’ as to the husbanding of revenge; that is, the

‘no spot of bad blood’ to vitiate them. Captain John Peter seconded all

good-humoured fighters ‘for the long account’: they will surely win; and

it was one of his maxims: ‘My foe can spoil my face; he beats me if he

spoils my temper.’

Recalling the scene of her bridal day--the two strong Englishmen at

the shake of hands, that had spoiled one another’s faces, she was

enlightened with a comprehension of her father’s love for the people;

seeing the spiritual of the gross ugly picture, as not every man can

do, and but a warrior Joan among women. Chillon shall teach the Spanish

people English heartiness, she thought. Lord Fleetwood’s remarks on the

expedition would have sufficed to stamp it righteous with her; that was

her logic of the low valuation of him. She fancied herself absolutely

released at his departure. Neither her sister Riette nor her friend

Owain, administering sentiment and common sense to her by turns, could

conceive how the passion for the recovery of her brother’s military name

fed the hope that she might aid in it, how the hope fed the passion.

She had besides her hunger to be at the work she could do; her Chillon’s

glory for morning sky above it.

Such was the mind Lady Arpington brought the world’s wisdom to bear

upon; deeming it in the end female only in its wildness and obstinacy.

Carinthia’s answers were few, barely varied. Her repetition of ‘my

brother’ irritated the great lady, whose argument was directed to make

her see that these duties toward her brother were primarily owing to her

husband, the man she would reclaim and could guide. And the Countess of

Fleetwood’s position, her duty to society, her dispensing of splendid

hospitality, the strengthening of her husband to do his duty to the

nation, the saving of him from a fatal step-from Rome; these were

considerations for a reasonable woman to weigh before she threw up all

to be off on the maddest of adventures. ‘Inconceivable, my dear child!’

Lady Arpington proceeded until she heard herself as droning.

Carinthia’s unmoved aspect of courteous attention appeared to invoke

the prolongation of the sermon it criticized. It had an air of

reversing their positions while she listened to the charge of folly, and

incidentally replied.

Her reason for not fearing Roman Catholic encroachments was, she said,

her having known good Catholics in the country she came from. For

herself, she should die professing the faith of her father and mother.

Behind her correct demeanour a rustic intelligence was exhibited. She

appreciated her duty to her marriage oath: ‘My husband’s honour is quite

safe with me.’ Neither England nor religion, nor woman’s proper devotion

to a husband’s temporal and spiritual welfare, had claims rivalling

her devotion to her brother. She could not explain a devotion that

instigated her to an insensate course. It seemed a kind of enthusiasm;

and it was coldly spoken; in the tone referring to ‘her husband’s

honour.’ Her brother’s enterprise had her approval because ‘her mother’s

prayer was for him to serve in the English army.’ By running over to

take a side in a Spanish squabble? she was asked and answered: ‘He will

learn war; my Chillon will show his value; he will come back a tried

soldier.’

She counted on his coming back? She did.

‘I cannot take a step forward without counting on success. We know the

chances we are to meet. My father has written of death. We do not fear

it, so it is nothing to us. We shall go together; we shall not have to

weep for one another.’

The strange young woman’s avoidance of any popular sniffle of the

pathetic had a recognized merit.

‘Tell me,’ Lady Arpington said abruptly; ‘this maid of yours, who is to

marry the secretary, or whatever he was--you are satisfied with her?’

‘She is my dear servant Madge.’ A cloud opened as Carinthia spoke the

name. ‘She will be a true wife to him. They will always be my friends!’

Nothing against the earl in that direction, apparently; unless his

countess was blest with the density of frigidity.

Society’s emissary sketched its perils for unprotected beautiful woman;

an outline of the London quadrille Henrietta danced in; and she glanced

at Carinthia and asked: ‘Have you thought of it?’

Carinthia’s eyes were on the great lady’s. Their meaning was, ‘You hit

my chief thought.’ They were read as her farthest thought. For the hint

of Henrietta’s weakness deadened her feelings with a reminder of warm

and continued solicitations rebutted; the beautiful creature’s tortures

at the idea of her exile from England. An outwearied hopelessness

expressed a passive sentiment very like indifference in the clear wide

gaze. She replied: ‘I have. My proposal to her was Cadiz, with both our

young ones. She will not.’

And there is an end to that part of the question! Lady Arpington

interpreted it, by the gaze more than the words, under subjection of the

young woman’s character. Nevertheless, she bore away Carinthia’s consent

to a final meeting with the earl at her house in London, as soon as

things were settled at Croridge. Chillon, whom she saw, was just as

hard, unforgiving, careless of his country’s dearest interests; brother

and sister were one heart of their one blood. She mentioned the general

impression in town, that the countess and only she could save the earl

from Rome. A flash of polite laughter was Chillon’s response. But after

her inspection of the elegant athlete, she did fancy it possible for

a young wife, even for Henrietta, to bear his name proudly in his

absence--if that was worth a moment’s consideration beside the serious

issues involved in her appeal to the countess; especially when the

suggestion regarding young wives left unprotected, delicately conveyed

to the husband, had failed of its purpose. The handsome husband’s brows

fluttered an interrogation, as if her clear-obscure should be further

lighted; and it could not be done. He weighed the wife by the measure

of the sister, perhaps; or his military head had no room for either.

His callousness to the danger of his country’s disintegration, from the

incessant, becoming overt, attacks of a foreign priesthood might--an

indignant great lady’s precipitation to prophecy said would--bring

chastisement on him. She said it, and she liked Henrietta, vowing to

defeat her forecast as well as she could in a land seeming forsaken by

stable principles; its nobles breaking up its national church, going

over to Rome, embracing the faith of the impostor Mahomet.

Gossip fed to the starvation bone of Lady Arpington’s report, until one

late afternoon, memorable for the breeding heat in the van of elemental

artillery, newsboys waved damp sheets of fresh print through the

streets, and society’s guardians were brought to confess, in shame and

gladness, that they had been growing sceptical of the active assistance

of Providence. At first the ‘Terrible explosion of gunpowder at

Croridge’ alarmed them lest the timely Power should have done too

much. A day later the general agitation was pacified; Lady Arpington

circulated the word ‘safe,’ and the world knew the disaster had not

engulphed Lady Fleetwood’s valuable life. She had the news by word

of mouth from the lovely Mrs. Kirby-Levellier, sister-in-law to the

countess. We are convinced we have proof of Providence intervening when

some terrific event of the number at its disposal accomplishes the thing

and no more than the thing desired. Pitiful though it may seem for a

miserly old lord to be blown up in his bed, it is necessarily a subject

of congratulation if the life, or poor remnant of a life, sacrificed was

an impediment to our righteous wishes. But this is a theme for the Dame,

who would full surely have committed another breach of the treaty, had

there not been allusion to her sisterhood’s view of the government of

human affairs.

On the day preceding the catastrophe, Chillon’s men returned to work.

He and Carinthia and Mr. Wythan lunched with Henrietta at Stoneridge.

Walking down to Lekkatts, they were astounded to see the figure of the

spectral old lord on the plank to the powder store, clad in his long

black cloak, erect. He was crossing, he told them, to count his barrels;

a dream had disturbed him. Chillon fell to rapid talk upon various

points of business, and dispersed Lord Levellier’s memory relating to

his errand. Leaning on Carinthia’s arm, he went back to the house, where

he was put to bed in peace of mind. His resuscitated physical vigour

blocked all speculation for the young people assembled at Stoneridge

that night. They hardly spoke; they strangled thoughts forming as larvae

of wishes. Henrietta would be away to Lady Arpington’s next day, Mr.

Wythan to Wales. The two voyagers were sadder by sympathy than the two

whom they were leaving to the clock’s round of desert sameness. About

ten at night Chillon and Mr. Wythan escorted Carinthia, for the night’s

watch beside her uncle, down to Lekkatts. It was midway that the

knocks on air, as of a muffled mallet at a door and at farther doors of

caverns, smote their ears and shook the ground.

After an instant of the silence following a shock, Carinthia touched her

brother’s arm; and Chillon said:

‘Not my powder!’

They ran till they had Lekkatts in sight. A half moon showed the house;

it stood. Fifty paces below, a column of opal smoke had begun to wreathe

and stretch a languid flag. The ‘rouse’ promised to Lord Levellier by

Daniel Charner’s humorous mates had hit beyond its aim. Intended to give

him a start--or ‘One-er in return,’ it surpassed his angry shot at the

body of them in effect.

Carinthia entered his room and saw that he was lying stretched

restfully. She whispered of this to Chillon, and began upon her watch,

reading her Spanish phrasebook; and she could have wept, if she had been

a woman for tears. Her duty to stay in England with Chillon’s fair wife

crossed the beckoning pages like a black smoke. Her passion to go and

share her brother’s dangers left the question of its righteousness at

each fall of the big breath.

Her uncle’s grey head on his pillow was like a flintstone in chalk under

her look by light of dawn; the chin had dropped.