CHAPTER XI
A CURE FOR RHEUMATISM
All wrought up over the idea of the strange midnight visitor still
lurking down in the passage, Nyoda made Sherry and the boys arm
themselves and search the tunnel and the cave thoroughly, but they found
no sign of anyone hidden down there.
"It must have been a ghost that unlatched the door, after all," said
Justice. "Most likely the ghost of the fellow that put the latch on. He's
probably detailed to look after all the latches he put on doors!--goes
around with the ghost of an oil can and keeps them from squeaking.
Yesterday must have been the date on his monthly tour of inspection. No,
it couldn't have been a spook anyhow," he contradicted himself. "There's
the can of paint and the footprint on the stairs. Ghosts don't leave
footprints. That was real paint. He's a live spook, all right."
"But where is he now?" asked Nyoda nervously. "I'm afraid to open a table
drawer, for fear he'll step out. Does he fold up like an accordion, I
wonder, or turn into smoke like the Imp in the Bottle? I declare, I'm
getting curious to see him. I'm sorry now I made you barricade the door
down there beside the ladder; I've half a notion to sit on the stairs all
night and see if he won't appear."
"I know an easier way than that," said Justice gravely. "Just grease the
stairs and then come when you hear him fall. It'll save you the trouble
of sitting up."
"You might recommend that method to the cat, instead of her watching
beside the mousehole," replied Nyoda, laughing.
Then she heard a familiar fumbling at the back door. "Here comes
Hercules," she said hastily. "Quick, close up the landing. Don't anybody
mention finding the secret passage to him, or he'll make life miserable
for me from now on, worrying for fear his old friend, the devil, will
come in and carry us all off. Come, get away from the stairway, and don't
act as if anything unusual had happened.
"What is it, Hercules?" she asked, as the old man shuffled into the
kitchen. "Is your cold worse?"
"I was jest goin' to ask yer could I have some coffee," said the old man
in a plaintive voice. "I got the mizry so bad it's jest tearin' me ter
pieces, an' when it gits like dat it don' seem like anything'll help it
'xcept drinkin' hot coffee."
Nyoda smiled at this novel cure for rheumatism, but she replied heartily,
"Why, certainly you may have some coffee, Hercules. Just sit down there
at the kitchen table and I'll get you a cup. There's some left in the
pot; it'll only take a minute to warm it up."
She heated the coffee and motioned Hercules to a seat at the kitchen
table, but he took the steaming cup and edged toward the door.
"I'll jest take it out an' drink it gradual," he said. "Never seems ter
help de mizry none 'less I drink it gradual an' keep my feet in hot water
de while. Tanks, Mist' Sher'dan, I don' need no help. I kin git along by
myself."
Hercules shuffled out to the barn with his cup of hot coffee and Nyoda
waited until he was out of earshot before she laughed aloud.
"That man certainly is a character!" she exclaimed. "Whoever heard of
curing rheumatism by drinking coffee 'gradual' and holding your feet in
water? I never know what queer notion he's going to have next. I put a
pot of bright red geraniums in his room once to brighten it up and he
promptly brought it back, because, 'Jewraniums am powerful unlucky, Mis'
'Lizbeth. I was plantin' jewraniums dat day de goat got killed.' Poor old
Hercules, he does miss that goat so! He was simply inconsolable at first,
and finally I resigned myself to a life of misery and told him to go and
get himself another goat, but he wouldn't do it. Nothing could take the
place of that fiendish old animal in his affections. I believe he'll
mourn for him all the rest of his life."
"Let's invite him in for Sylvia's birthday party to-morrow night,"
suggested Migwan. "That'll cheer him up and make him forget all about his
'mizry' for a while. Let's find a masquerade costume for him, too, so he
can be one of us."
Nyoda smiled brightly at Migwan. "Thoughtful child!" she said fondly.
"Always thinking of someone else's pleasure. Certainly we'll ask Hercules
to the party.
"Now, all you menfolk clear out of this kitchen, or we won't get any
dinner to-night!"