CHAPTER IV

Anderson Rectifies an Error

In a jiffy the fugitives and their property were transferred to the

interior of the roomy boathouse, the doors bolted, and George Crosby

stationed at a window to act as lookout.

"Is it your father?" demanded the Rev. James Bracken, turning to

Marjory. Young Mrs. Crosby was looking on eagerly.

"Mr. Brewster is at home and totally oblivious to all this," cried Jack

Barnes. "I don't know what it means. Here's the license, Jimmy. Are you

ready, Marjory?"

"This is rather a squeamish business, Jack--" began the young minister

in the negligée shirt. He was pulling on his coat as he made the remark.

"Oh, hurry, Jimmy; please hurry!" cried Marjory Brewster.

"Don't wait a second, Jimmy Bracken!" cried Amy Crosby, dancing with

excitement. "You can't go back on them now!"

Three minutes later there was no Marjory Brewster, but there was a Mrs.

John Ethelbert Barnes--and she was kissing her husband rapturously.

"Now, tell us everything," cried Mrs. Crosby after the frantic

congratulations. The Reverend "Jimmy" Bracken, of the Eleventh

Presbyterian Church, was the only one who seemed uncertain as to his

position. In the first place, old Judge Brewster was a man of influence

in the metropolis, from which all had fled for a sojourn in the hills.

He and his daughter were Episcopalians, but that made them none the less

important in the eyes of "Jimmy" Bracken. In the second place, Jack

Barnes was a struggling lawyer, in the Year of our Lord 1880, and

possessed of objectionable poverty. The young men had been room-mates at

college. Friendship had overcome discretion in this instance, at least.

The deed being done, young Mr. Bracken was beginning to wonder if it had

not been overdone, so to speak.

"I wish somebody would tell me!" exclaimed Jack Barnes, with a perplexed

frown. "The beastly jays shot at us and all that. You'd think I was an

outlaw. And they blazed away at Marjory, too, hang them!"

Marjory, too excited to act like a blushing bride, took up the story and

told all that had happened. George Crosby became so interested that he

forgot to keep guard.

"This is a funny mess!" he exclaimed. "There's something wrong--"

"Hey, you!" came a shout from the outside.

"There they are!" cried Marjory, flying to her husband's side. "What are

we to do?"

"You mean, what are they to do? We're married, and they can't get around

that, you know. Let 'em come!" cried the groom exultantly. "You don't

regret it, do you, sweetheart?" quite anxiously. She smiled up into his

eyes, and he felt very secure.

"What do you fellows want?" demanded Crosby from the window. Anderson

Crow was standing on the river bank like a true Napoleon, flanked by

three trusty riflemen.

"Who air you?" asked Anderson in return. He was panting heavily, and his

legs trembled.

"None of your business! Get off these grounds at once; they're private!"

"None o' your sass, now, young man; I'm an officer of the law, an' a

detective to boot! We sha'n't stand any nonsense. The place is

surrounded and he can't escape! Where is he?"

"That's for you to find out if you're such a good detective! This is

David Bracken's place, and you can find him at his home on the hilltop

yonder!"

"Ask him what we've done, George," whispered Barnes.

"We ain't after Mr. Bracken, young feller, but you know what we _do_

want! He's in there--you're shielding him--we won't parley much longer!

Send him out!" said Anderson Crow.

"If you come a foot nearer you'll get shot into the middle of kingdom

come!" shouted Crosby defiantly.

The inmates gasped, for there was not a firearm on the place.

"Be careful!" warned the Reverend "Jimmy" nervously.

"Goin' to resist, eh? Well, we'll get him; don't you worry; an' that

ornery female o' hisn', too!"

"Did you hear that?" exclaimed Jack Barnes. "Let me get at the old rat."

He was making for the door when the two women obstructed the way. Both

were frantic with fear.

"But he called you a female!" roared he.

"Well, I _am_!" she wailed miserably.

"Who is it you want?" asked Crosby from the window.

"That's all right," roared Anderson Crow; "purduce him at once!"

"Is this the fellow?" and Crosby dragged the Reverend "Jimmy" into view.

There was a moment's inspection of the cadaverous face, and then the

sleuths shook their heads.

"Not on your life!" said Mr. Crow. "But he's in there--Ike Smalley seen

him an' his paramount go up the steps from the landin'! 'Twon't do no

good to hide him, young feller; he's--"

"Well, let me tell you something. You are too late--they're married!"

cried Crosby triumphantly.

"I don't give a cuss if they're married and have sixteen children!"

shouted the exasperated Crow, his badge fairly dancing. "He's got to

surrender!"

"Oh, he does, eh?"

"Yes, sir-ee-o-bob; he's got to give up, dead or alive! Trot him out

lively, now!"

"I don't mind telling you that Mr. Barnes is here; but I'd like to know

why you're hunting him down like a wild beast, shooting at him and

Miss--I mean Mrs. Barnes. It's an outrage!"

"Oh, we ain't the on'y people that can kill and slaughter! She's just

as bad as he is, for that matter--an' so are you and that other

lantern-jawed outlaw in there." The Reverend "Jimmy" gasped and turned a

fiery red.

"Did he call me a--say!" and he pushed Crosby aside. "I'd have you to

understand that I'm a minister of the gospel--I am the Reverend James

Bracken, of--"

A roar of laughter greeted his attempt to explain; and there were a few

remarks so uncomplimentary that the man of cloth sank back in sheer

hopelessness.

"Well, I'll give them reason to think that I'm something of a

desperado," grated the Reverend "Jimmy," squaring his shoulders. "If

they attempt to put foot inside my uncle's house I'll--I'll smash a few

heads."

"Bravo!" cried Mrs. Crosby. She was his cousin, and up to that time had

had small regard for her mild-mannered relative.

"He can preach the funeral!" shouted Ike Smalley. By this time there

were a dozen men on the bank below.

"I give you fair warning," cried Anderson Crow impressively. "We're

goin' to surround the house, an' we'll take that rascal if we have to

shoot the boards into sawdust!"

"But what has he done, except to get married?" called Crosby as the

posse began to spread out.

"Do you s'pose I'm fool enough to tell you if you don't know?" said

Anderson Crow. "Just as like as not you'd be claimin' the thousand

dollars reward if you knowed it had been offered! Spread out, boys, an'

we'll show 'em dern quick!"

There was dead silence inside the house for a full minute. Every eye was

wide and every mouth was open in surprise and consternation.

"A thousand dollars reward!" gasped Jack Barnes. "Then, good Lord, I

_must_ have done something!"

"What _have_ you been doing, Jack Barnes?" cried his bride, aghast.

"I must have robbed a train," said he dejectedly.

"Well, this is serious, after all," said Crosby. "It's not an eloper

they're after, but a desperado."

"A kidnaper, perhaps," suggested his wife.

"What are we to do?" demanded Jack Barnes.

"First, old man, what have you actually done?" asked the Reverend

"Jimmy."

"Nothing that's worth a thousand dollars, I'm dead sure," said Barnes

positively. "By George, Marjory, this is a nice mess I've led you into!"

"It's all right, Jack; I'm happier than I ever was before in my life. We

ran away to get married, and I'll go to jail with you if they'll take

me."

"This is no time for kissing," objected Crosby sourly. "We must find out

what it all means. Leave it to me."

It was getting dark in the room, and the shadows were heavy on the

hills. While the remaining members of the besieged party sat silent and

depressed upon the casks and boxes, Crosby stood at the window calling

to the enemy.

"Is he ready to surrender?" thundered Anderson Crow from the shadows.

Then followed a brief and entirely unsatisfactory dialogue between the

two spokesmen. Anderson Crow was firm in his decision that the fugitive

did not have to be told what he had done; and George Crosby was equally

insistent that he had to be told before he could decide whether he was

guilty or innocent.

"We'll starve him out!" said Anderson Crow.

"But there are ladies here, my good man; you won't subject them to such

treatment!"

"You're all of a kind--we're going to take the whole bunch!"

"What do you think will happen to you if you are mistaken in your man?"

"We're not mistaken, dang ye!"

"He could sue you for every dollar you possess. I know, for I'm a

lawyer!"

"Now, I'm sure you're in the job with him. I s'pose you'll try to work

in the insanity dodge! It's a nest of thieves and robbers! Say, I'll

give you five minutes to surrender; if you don't, we'll set fire to the

derned shanty!"

"Look here, boys," said Jack Barnes suddenly, "I've done nothing and am

not afraid to be arrested. I'm going to give myself up." Of course there

was a storm of protest and a flow of tears, but the culprit was firm.

"Tell the old fossil that if he'll guarantee safety to me I'll give up!"

Anderson was almost too quick in promising protection.

"Ask him if he will surrender and make a confession to me--I am Anderson

Crow, sir!" was the marshal's tactful suggestion.

"He'll do both, Mr. Crow!" replied Crosby.

"We've got to take the whole bunch of you, young man. You're all guilty

of conspiracy, the whole caboodle!"

"But the ladies, you darned old Rube--they can't--"

"Looky here, young feller, you can't dictate to me. I'll have you to--"

"We'll all go!" cried Mrs. Crosby warmly.

"To the very end!" added the new Mrs. Barnes.

"What will your father say?" demanded the groom.

"He'll disown me anyway, dear, so what's the difference?"

"It's rather annoying for a minister--" began the Reverend "Jimmy,"

putting on his hat.

"We'll beg off for you!" cried Mrs. Crosby ironically.

"But I'm going to jail, too," finished he grimly.

"All right," called Crosby from the window; "here we come!"

And forth marched the desperate quintet, three strapping young men and

two very pretty and nervous young women. They were met by Anderson Crow

and a dozen armed men from Tinkletown, every one of them shaking in his

boots. The irrepressible Mrs. Crosby said "Boo!" suddenly, and half the

posse jumped as though some one had thrown a bomb at them.

"Now, I demand an explanation of this outrage," said Jack Barnes

savagely. "What do you mean by shooting at me and my--my wife and

arresting us, and all that?"

"You'll find out soon enough when you're strung up fer it," snarled

Anderson Crow. "An' you'll please hand over that money I paid fer the

hoss and buggy. I'll learn you how to sell stolen property to me."

"Oh, I'm a horse-thief, am I? This is rich. And they'll string me up,

eh? Next thing you'll be accusing me of killing that farmer up near

Boggs City."

"Well, by gosh! you're a cool one!" ejaculated Anderson Crow. "I s'pose

you're goin' ter try the insanity dodge."

"It's lucky for me that they caught him," said Barnes as the herd of

prisoners moved off toward the string of boats tied to Mr. Bracken's

wharf.

"Come off!" exclaimed Squires, the reporter, scornfully. "We're onto

you, all right, all right."

"What! Do you think I'm the man who--well, holy mackerel! Say, you

gravestones, don't you ever hear any news out here? Wake up! They caught

the murderer at Billsport, not more than five miles from your jay burg.

I was driving through the town when they brought him in. That's what

made me late, dear," turning to Marjory.

"Yes, and I'll bet my soul that here comes some one with the news,"

cried George Crosby, who had heard nothing of the tragedy until this

instant.

A rowboat containing three men was making for the landing. Somehow,

Anderson Crow and his posse felt the ground sinking beneath them. Not a

man uttered a sound until one of the newcomers called out from the boat:

"Is Anderson Crow there?"

"Yes, sir; what is it?" demanded Crow in a wobbly voice.

"Your wife wants to know when in thunder you're comin' home." By this

time the skiff was bumping against the landing.

"You tell her to go to Halifax!" retorted Anderson Crow. "Is that all

you want?"

"They nabbed that murderer up to Billsport long 'bout 'leven o'clock,"

said Alf Reesling, the town drunkard. "We thought we'd row down and tell

you so's you wouldn't be huntin' all night for the feller who--hello,

you got him, eh?"

"Are you fellers lyin'?" cried poor Anderson Crow.

"Not on your life. We knowed about the captcher over in town just about

half an hour after you started 'cross the river this afternoon."

"You--four hours ago? You--you--" sputtered the marshal. "An' why didn't

you let us know afore this?"

"There was a game o' baseball in Hasty's lot, an'--" began one of the

newcomers sheepishly.

"Well, I'll be gosh-whizzled!" gasped Anderson Crow, sitting down

suddenly.

* * * * *

An hour and a half later Mr. and Mrs. John Ethelbert Barnes were driven

up to Judge Brewster's country place in Mr. David Bracken's brake. They

were accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. George Crosby, and were carrying out

the plans as outlined in the original programme.

"Where's papa?" Marjory tremulously inquired of the footman in the

hallway.

"He's waitin' for you in the library, miss--I should say Mrs. Barnes,"

replied the man, a trace of excitement in his face.

"Mrs. Barnes!" exclaimed four voices at once.

"Who told you, William?" cried Marjory, leaning upon Jack for support.

"A Mr. Anderson Crow was here not half an hour ago, ma'am, to assure Mr.

Brewster as to how his new son-in-law was in nowise connected with the

murder up the way. He said as how he had personally investigated the

case, miss--ma'am, and Mr. Brewster could rely on his word for it, Mr.

Jack was not the man. He told him as how you was married at the

boathouse."

"Yes--and then?" cried Marjory eagerly.

"Mr. Brewster said that Mr. Jack wasn't born to be hanged, and for me to

have an extry plate laid at the table for him to-night," concluded

William with an expressive grin.