CHAPTER XXII

A TELEGRAM AND SUNDRIES

The twelve-year-old son of Mr. Glew, who, in the intervals of school and

expiating the inevitable offenses of youth, was utilized to carry

telegrams, came whistling up the drive of The Quiet House. He rang the

bell, and in the fulness of time the summons was answered by a man

servant who had been engaged the day before. He was called Jones.

"Hello! young cock-sparrow!" said Jones cheerfully. "Brought a wire?

Who's it for? Her Imperial Highness or me?"

"Name o' Mortimer," said the youthful Glew. "Catch hold!"

"Mortimer's on the lawn, sunning himself," said Jones. "Better take it

straight round."

"I'm employed to hand telegrams into the house," said the boy with all

the dignity of a government servant. "It's your business to see ole

Mortimer gets it."

"And it's my business to give a clip 'side o' the 'ed," said Jones,

riposting. "So if you don't want a thick ear inside of a jiffy, my lad,

off you go."

Master Glew obeyed, soothing his outraged independence by a cry of "Yar!

red-nosed beef-eater!" as soon as he was out of reach. Jones, regretting

the ungiven clip, banged the door, and the libel-loving Glew went

pleasantly on his way.

He found Lionel in the summer-house and delivered the yellow envelope,

waiting dutifully to see if there was a prepaid reply, hoping for a

possible douceur. In this he was disappointed; for although the

telegram seemed to give unbounded pleasure to the recipient, no money

changed hands, and Master Glew retired, embittered and pessimistic. As

soon as he was alone Lionel read and read again the flimsy slip that

conveyed so much. The words danced before him in the sunlight:

"Lukos has died of measles. Stay where you are and keep

watching. Beatrice."

Lukos dead! Then the path was clear, and he was free to hope, free to

pursue, to strive with all his heart and soul to ... to do what? Why,

make love to her, of course, and presently ask her to marry him.

"Marry" ... The word came on him with a stunning shock, as it does to

every free bachelor when he sees the wedding-ring as a reality within

his grasp. However much we long to persuade the beloved object to the

vow--however much we have striven, hoped, schemed and waited--still, when

the time comes of a verity, and at last we can confidently say, "I am to

be married to-morrow!" or next week, or a year hence--then, in the midst

of our ecstasy, there comes a whisper, "_Married! Tied! Shackled!_" We

welcome our chains, of course,--we would barter our souls for the lovely

fetters; but there always comes, if but for the briefest of seconds, the

appalling thought, "Freedom has gone forever!" Is there a single husband

who, during the period of courtship, has never been "afraid with any

amazement"?

The thought, the fear, came to Lionel as to the rest of us, and for an

instant he felt like taking to his heels. Then he smiled as a grown-up

upon a child, naturally timid and ignorant. Next, his face fell, as he

harped back to his theme. He was to "make love" to her.

To a man of his stamp making love is not a difficult matter. To a man

like Tony it is a second nature--the breath of life--a perennial

pastime. But making love is not the same as loving, and to make love to

Beatrice would be an insult. He admired Beatrice so much--respected

her--was anxious to serve her, to obey her slightest whim,--thought her

the best and most desirable creature he had ever known. But if he did

not love her, it would be a base thing to pretend, to use her as a toy.

Did he love her or not? He wanted her--oh, yes! he wanted her as he had

never wanted any one else in his life. There had been others, of course,

with whom he had dallied--for instance, Mizzi. There had been one or two

in whom he had taken a more serious interest, like Miss Arkwright. With

the latter he had more than once imagined himself to be in love--he had

dwelt delightfully upon the possibility--had gone to bed reflecting,

"Dash it! Beatrice has forgotten me. Winifred's a darling! Why not?" And

then when the kiss had been offered, he had refused. Well, in that lay

hope of a greater certainty. He had refused the kiss--had he

not?--because of Beatrice. Therefore he loved her. Therefore he must

make love to her. Therefore he must ask her to marry him. Marriage!

Whew--w--w!

"Oh, you vacillating ass!" he groaned to himself, getting up and

stretching his arms as if to free himself from the enmeshing subtleties.

"Why can't you be content to believe yourself in love and go straight

ahead now that the path is clear? Why can't you be an ordinary, sane,

matter-of-fact lover, and ask the dear woman if she'll marry you and

help you to help her, the world and yourself? Yourself, who need it

badly. Why--why--why can't you be reasonable?" He shook his fist

savagely at the heavens. "Why worry your brain about these intricate

analyses? Why? _Because_, my boy, she deserves certainly, and, by

George, she shall have it!"

He sat down and read the telegram once more. "Poor old chap!" he

thought. "Dead ... and of measles. Lord! it's hard not to laugh. A man

who plotted and shook the chancelleries, in daily danger of poison or

the sword, to die of _measles_! What a world of oddities! Poor

devil ... I wonder how she takes it?"

The remembrance of the forced marriage led him to think that she could

not feel it too cruelly. No doubt she had liked him--had even felt

affection for him. But the compulsion of wedlock and the death of her

only son would not but make the tie more light than usual. "Let's hope

so, anyway," he growled to himself, shifting uncomfortably in his chair.

"Lionel, you were selfish to talk of love so soon. More especially when

you don't know yet if you love her or not."

Miss Arkwright came across the lawn. There had been no more talk of his

departure. Since his noble rescue--five nights agone--it had been

impossible to be harsh. There had been an interview next morning in

which considerable frankness had been displayed on both sides. Miss

Arkwright had asked him to repeat his explanation of Mizzi's presence in

his bedroom, and this he had done cheerfully enough. In return, he had

inquired what Mizzi was doing there, and had accused his hostess of

conspiracy. "I feel," he had said, "that it is time we understand each

other. Cards on the table, please. As you may know or guess, I came here

to watch you, believing you to be in the service of the Turks."

"Absurd!" Winifred had replied. "I can not explain all now, but my

sister is mistaken. Mizzi applied for a situation through a registry

office, and only came the night you discovered her. I have questioned

her, and though I believe your explanation of her presence, it is best

for us all that she should not stay.--Oh, I have taken care that she

shall not suffer financially.--I am sure your suspicions of her are as

groundless as my sister's of me. In any case, I have no intention of

conducting an inquiry into so flimsy a charge. Now we know where we are.

If you will be pleased to prolong your stay, I shall be glad. Perhaps

you will learn to believe in me at last." He did not believe her in the

least, but the knowledge that he was no longer there on false pretenses

was no small solace, and he stayed on.

"Well," said Miss Arkwright, approaching, "let us go and look at our

prisoner. Have you seen him this morning?"

"Not since breakfast," said Lionel, rising. "What is his job to-day?"

"Digging and wheeling," answered Miss Arkwright with a smile. "I am told

that he shapes well."

They walked round the back of the house, and presently came upon a

second lawn. Across this was laid a narrow footway of planks. As they

approached a figure was seen wheeling a small barrow of earth toward an

embryonic flower bed. The figure came to the end of the causeway, upset

his load with a professional side-twist, and then wiped his brow. "I

believe that is always done," he said apologetically to the lady, who

had halted with her cavalier: "one picks up a wrinkle here and there.

Your gardener, for instance, showed me how the navvies unload their

barrows, correcting my natural impulse to upset it straight ahead."

"Do you feel tired?" asked Miss Arkwright critically: there was no

sympathy in her tone.

"The masses are used to that," answered Tony. "In time, no doubt, I

shall learn the trick of doing the maximum of work with the minimum of

effort. No, I can't say I am especially tired; it's rather a healthy

feeling on the whole."

"You're making a bit of a mess of the lawn," observed Lionel, his glance

falling on a scarred patch.

"Ah! that was in the apprentice stage," said Tony airily. "The barrow

ran off the plank, and this narrow wheel cuts. Of course I am always

open to learn, and if you----"

"Mr. Mortimer is a guest, not a serf," Miss Arkwright reminded him. Tony

bowed.

"I apologize. For a moment I had forgotten class distinctions. Beg

pardon, mum! By your leave, sir! I must be gettin' back to my job."

He trundled the barrow briskly out of sight to where a mound of soil

awaited his efforts. He was soon back, however, and another load of soil

was deposited dexterously upon the growing bed.

"You're still obstinate," said the lady, smiling.

"Meaning----?" He paused, shovel in hand.

"That you won't give any account of yourself."

"Why should I?" asked Tony innocently. "I am the slave of a perfectly

charming despot"--he bowed again with grace, despite his costume and the

mud stains. "I am well housed and fed. I have nothing special to do. I

am regaining the rude health of youth----"

"But you have to _work_!" Lionel reminded him with a laugh. "And judging

from your hands I don't think you've done much of that in your life."

Tony waved one of the despised hands.

"It is a popular error to speak of manual laborers as 'the working

classes.' There is such a thing as brain-work--no! I don't press the

point. As a matter of fact, I am rather attracted by this kind of

work--for a change. Perhaps, when I regain my freedom, I shall then take

up some sort of work as a hobby."

"You can be free as soon as you like," said Miss Arkwright carelessly.

"Ah! but at a price! You want the secret of my life. I shall only tell

you the tragic story when you tell me something of yours. Meanwhile I am

quite content to labor here on parole. It is true that I am forbidden

the village--I am not even near enough the wall to pass the time of day

(is that the local phrase?) with the outside world. But until I know

more I am not anxious to leave the most delightful tyrant I have ever

met."

"You ought to think yourself lucky," said Lionel, "that you're not

cooling your heels in jail."

"By all accounts," said Tony blandly, "I might retort with a _tu

quoque_."

"What do you mean?" asked Lionel, puzzled. "What do you know of me?"

Tony shrugged.

"That is part of the feuilleton," he said. "As soon as you like, we

shall exchange stories. Meanwhile, permit the horny-handed aristocrat to

pass along."

He went off again, whistling, leaving his questioners unsatisfied. In

spite of the mystery of his presence, in spite of the recent struggle,

both Lionel and his hostess felt an instinctive liking for Tony. It had

been Miss Arkwright's idea to set him to work. After the capture Lionel

suggested a medieval treatment of bread-and-water in a locked chamber.

Police proceedings were naturally out of the question. But Miss

Arkwright was original in her methods, and after an interview with the

unabashed intruder, had given him a choice of penalties. Either he might

elect for the modern equivalent of the deepest dungeon beneath the moat,

or he might work in the garden on parole. She saw he was a gentleman,

and suspected him of being an interesting addition to The Quiet House.

So Tony was admitted to the drawing-room on an equality with themselves.

The mornings and afternoons he spent in forced labor, a victim of the

_corvee_; his mid-day meal and "four o'clocks" were harmoniously eaten

in the potting-shed. It was curious to observe a grimy navvy enter by

the back door, to appear in the drawing-room later dressed in a lounge

suit, with hair carefully parted. When he played or sang to them it

seemed still more incongruous, but they were all adaptable creatures and

there was no constraint.

This morning it was very hot, and Lionel and Winifred went back to the

hammock-chairs in the shade. The heat made the air flicker like waves,

and even the midges seemed too lazy to come out. A universal torpor hung

heavily in the atmosphere; one thought regretfully of slaves in offices,

clerks on stools, perspiring operators in factories. For, whether it be

hot or cold, work has to be done by all save the leisured classes. And

even they are sometimes compelled to exert themselves either by force of

circumstances or a sense of duty.

It was the latter spur that roused the Reverend Charles Peters to get to

work on his sermon for next Sunday. True, there were still three days'

grace; but it had been his immemorial custom to begin to write his

sermon on a Wednesday, and nothing short of a new heresy in the

morning's newspaper could have kept him from his desk. Whether the

garden tempted him to dally amid roses, or a keen frost suggested the

pleasures of a brisk walk--whether he felt _disponiert_ and stored with

telling phrases, or empty as a sieve with the wind blowing

through--whether his digestion was in first-class order or cried aloud

for a liver-pill,--whatever conditions obtained, duty and habit drew

Mr. Peters to a task not uncongenial. So, on this morning he went to his

work as usual, despite the heat, not slothful enough to delve in a

well-filled drawer and read over some "cold meat" for his parishioners.

He established himself in the dining-room--luckily, as it proved--for

his study was being "turned out."

As a preliminary he threw open both windows and removed his jacket and

waistcoat. Then he lighted a pipe and settled down to arrange his

thoughts. He had not been meditating for more than ten minutes when his

wife came in.

"The milkman's account, Charles," she said. "Can you settle it now?"

"Certainly, my dear," replied the vicar, unlocking his cash-box. "It's

extremely hot this morning, isn't it?"

"It is," agreed Mrs. Peters, waiting for the money. "But, Charles----"

"Yes, my dear?"

"Do you think it quite seemly to be writing your sermon in

shirt-sleeves?"

"It's extremely hot, Clara."

"Yes. But a _sermon_, Charles!"

The vicar laughed.

"Would you have me write it behind stained-glass windows, with incense

burning round me?"

"A strict Evangelical----!!!"

"I was only joking, Clara," said the vicar quickly. "Of course, I

shouldn't dream of----"

"I do not think one should be flippant under such circumstances.

Shirt-sleeves and a pipe! My dear Charles----"

The vicar moved a little restlessly.

"My dear Clara, the day's very hot and I'm doing nothing to be ashamed

of. If the bishop of London called I'm sure he'd say----"

"Mr. Bangs," said the housemaid at the door, and Robert entered with a

troubled mien.

The vicar made a dash for his discarded garments and performed a Protean

act with amazing speed. His wife, true to her salt, interposed between

her husband and the visitor, making a few banal remarks about the

weather. She did not shake hands.

"Excuse me, Mr. Bangs," said the vicar, blushing despite his late

assertions of independence. "You find me trying to keep cool under

adverse conditions. Had I known----"

"The weather is very sultry, is it not?" said Mrs. Peters, with a glare

that said, "I told you so!"

Robert surveyed them with a wild and unreceptive eye. He looked, so

thought the vicar's wife, like a man dogged by the officers of the law.

"I called," he said quickly, "because I wanted your advice and help."

"Certainly, if I can be of any use," replied the vicar. "Clara, my

love----?"

His tone indicated a request that she would leave them. To the vicar's

intense surprise, his love made no sign of compliance. "Perhaps I had

better stay, Charles," she said grimly.

"But, Clara----"

"I--I should like to speak to your husband alone," said Robert, nervous

but determined. "You see, it is very private----"

"Of course, Mr. Bangs. I quite understand. Perfectly natural. My

dear----"

"I think not, Charles. Mr. _Bangs_ will understand why."

"I don't at all," said Robert, dismayed and puzzled. "I have come here

for advice and help. As a matter of fact, I have to make a

confession----"

The vicar shrank.

"I do not hear confessions," he said. "I do not approve----"

"Evangelical," snapped Clara. (Yes: there are vicar's wives who snap,

and she was one.)

"I don't understand," repeated Robert wearily. Then suddenly a light

broke on him, and he laughed. It was his first laugh for five days. "Oh,

I see! I don't mean _that_ kind of confession. This is purely a personal

matter--man to man."

"In that case, my love, I think----"

"No," said the resolute woman. "I am determined that you shall not be

imposed on any longer. I have kept silence, perhaps too long. Mr.

_Bangs_, yesterday I telephoned to Bloomsbury 843B."

"_What!_" said Robert with a moan. "You telephoned _there_!"