CHAPTER VI

THE HISTORY OF HENRY BROWN

Mr. Henry Brown was a man of forty, an age that is supposed to be the

prime of life, though most of us would prefer to be ten years younger.

At forty one has shed most illusions, but at least there is the

consolation of having arrived at a workable philosophy. For some of us

this philosophy may mean simple acquiescence; for others an attitude of

pleased contemplation, like a yokel smoking his pipe, leaning on the

gate of a summer evening. Those of us who are married and without the

philosophy of our own are fortunate in having one--if not

several--provided by a wife. And her philosophy, grounded on practical

common sense rather than a study of the metaphysicians, is of much more

value to the world than abstract thought. She is, in short, better

adapted for keeping us up to the mark.

Henry Brown was unlucky enough to be a bachelor. This was through no

fault of his own, for as a young man he had dreamed his dreams of a snug

little home, a cheerful wife, and chubby children, who were always to

remain at an age not exceeding nine. His dreams, with their usual

perversity, had not been realized, though on more than one occasion he

had made efforts to find his ideal. There had been, for instance, the

daughter of a chimney-sweep, a virtuous and charming creature. There had

been a policeman's niece, whose boast it was that she could "slip the

bracelets"--her own expression--on a refractory subject as quickly as a

professional thief-taker. There had been the relict of a fish-and-chips

salesman, and quite a number of others, equally alluring and

disappointing. In his early youth he had dallied with them all, but he

had never got beyond the dallying stage.

The reason had been always the same. It was not that he had failed to

find the ideal: not at all! The quarry of the moment had always seemed

the most peerless of her sex--with a mental reservation giving the

policeman's niece the pride of place. It was simply because he could not

afford to marry. Girls would "walk out" with him with pleasure. They

would give him every encouragement until ... until the fatal truth

became known. It was not that his immediate supply of cash was pitiable:

it was because he had no "prospects." He had no trade, being merely the

driver of a cab. Now it is possible for a cab-driver to marry and bring

up a family, but it was a perverse fate that all the girls to whom he

paid attention looked somewhat higher in life. And Henry Brown was

unable to satisfy their aspirations. He was deep in the groove of

cab-driving by the time he was twenty-three, and could conceive no other

calling at which he might succeed.

Of course he might have tried to win a wife with less social ambition,

but he made only one effort in this direction. At twenty-five he

fluttered after a lady who seemed a promising helpmeet. She was a

milliner's assistant, and swore to wait till Henry Brown had saved

enough to start a home. She waited six weeks, and then, in a fit of

romance or madness, married a scavenger.

This, in a commercial sense, had been the making of Henry Brown. Soured

by his experiences, he had resolved to hold aloof from Woman and devote

himself to Thrift. Some men might have taken to drink; but a strain of

Scottish or Jewish blood, coupled with a human desire to show the world

he could do something, compelled Mr. Brown to save. For something like

thirteen years he lived carefully and put money by. Then came a chance

legacy of five hundred pounds. With this and his savings he determined

to hazard all, cease to be a wage-slave, and start in business as a

cab-proprietor on his own account.

He had the luck to start just as taxicabs came in, so he had no old

stock left on his hands. He bought two taxis at first and learned the

business thoroughly, driving one himself for three months to save money

and get experience. Gradually he extended his operations, and by the end

of four years he had twenty taxicabs under his command. He still lived

carefully, though in comfort, and when he arrived at his fortieth year

he rubbed his hands. "Well," he said to himself one day, "I've done it.

I might begin to think about choosing a wife now." It was significant

that he said "choose": in his youth he would have said "seek" or

possibly "sue for."

Mr. Brown went about the business with a methodical earnestness, buying

in the first instance a new lounge suit and an appropriate tie. He also

discarded pipes as being vulgar, and took to threepenny cigars instead.

Thus habited, if the expression may be allowed, he would take his walks

abroad after office hours or on a Sunday afternoon, wondering where and

how he should meet his future wife.

Business, which naturally had tended to harden him, had left,

nevertheless, a good deal of shyness untouched. His uneventful bachelor

life, too, had done nothing to eradicate this; and it is a painful fact

that he had spoken almost to no woman, save his housekeeper or

customers, for a dozen years. This may read oddly, but it is not so odd

as it looks. A man with little money, his way to make, and a sense of

disappointment, is not anxious at first to extend his circle of friends.

When he has made some progress, then it will be time enough, or so he

thinks. But it is not always time enough, as Henry Brown found to his

cost. His few friends were bachelors like himself, and when he began

seriously to think of marrying he was puzzled how to set about it. He

despised the idea of using a matrimonial agency, and he felt himself too

old and respectable to pick up chance acquaintances in the street. But

Cupid, who disdains no servitor, however aged, gave him his chance at

last, and a better chance than he had any right to expect.

An attractive young woman, apparently foreign but speaking good English,

called one day to order a taxi. Mr. Brown, who booked the order himself,

was distinctly struck by her appearance. He was not so absurd as to fall

in love at first sight--an unusual proceeding, _pace_ the

penny-a-liners,--for the cautious routine of years is a fetter not

lightly to be broken. But being, so to speak, on the alert for a

possible mate, he now took more than a business interest in his

customers. He noticed, therefore, that this young woman was certainly

pretty, neat and decided, and he put her down as a lady's maid in a

"superior" house. He made no advances on this, their first meeting, but

he could not help wishing that she would come again soon. "She has a Way

with her," mused the cab-proprietor after she had gone, "and I must say

I like her; and her dress was nice, though plain. Well, a plain dress

doesn't run a husband into debt." He was painfully ignorant.

She came again a fortnight later on a similar errand, and this time Mr.

Brown dared to unbend from his official attitude and remark that it was

fine weather. The young woman agreed with a charming smile, and Mr.

Brown caught himself thinking quite seriously about her more than once

during the day. He wondered if he might ask her the next time she came

to go for a walk one day. Would it be proper--the Thing? Would she be

pleased to look on him as a mature Don Juan, laying snares for her

pretty feet? Would it be "rushing it" too much, and would she build

extravagant hopes thereon? For Henry Brown was careful and, remembering

his early love, did not intend to commit himself until he knew a little

more about her. He was most certainly not in love, but he was thinking

about it. And when a man of his age and in his position thinks about it,

any nice presentable girl who comes his way may safely speculate on a

formal proposal, provided sufficient opportunities offer themselves

or ... are offered. This may not be romance according to the rules of

fiction, but it is life.

However, for three weeks there were no opportunities, and the pretty

damsel did not bring her sunshine into the cab-office. This did not

plunge Mr. Brown into the depths of despair or anything so foolish. He

went about his business as usual, a little distrait it may be, hoping

occasionally that he would meet her again, and in idle moments revolving

schemes to achieve this end. The difficulty was that he did not know

where she lived, for on both occasions the taxi had been ordered to be

at a hotel, and had driven once to another hotel and once to a theater.

(He had casually questioned his drivers on the subject.) Hence he had

nothing to go on, and had to wait on the chances of fortune.

But a third meeting came at last, for he had the luck to meet her in a

tea-shop. She happened to sit down at the same table, and with a

desperate diffidence Mr. Brown recalled himself to her. The young woman

was very obliging and perfectly at her ease. Oh, but yes! She remembered

him perfectly--his cabs were so much nicer than other people's--and

after a becoming hesitation she allowed him to pay for an ice.

From that time he was in the toils. In the course of their conversation

he ventured to ask where she lived. She did not take any notice of the

question, and he was too shy to press her. But on parting, a casual

whisper thrilled his receptive ear: "I always promenade on a Sunday. If

you really wish, I shall meet you at the steps of the National Gallery

at half past two. You are discreet, _nicht wahr_?" Mr. Brown, who

translated the concluding phrase as a term of endearment or at least

friendliness, began to feel that life was well worth living. He met her

on Sunday, and they had a decorous but wholly satisfying promenade in

the park. Tea followed, and he escorted her part of the way home. From

that date the Sunday walk became an institution, and even an occasional

visit to the theater of an evening was allowed.

It would be tedious to follow the affair in detail. Suffice it to say

that at the end of three months Henry Brown found himself sincerely in

love. He had not made a formal offer as yet, fearing that the lady's

heart was not sufficiently _intrigue_. He was immensely satisfied with

the change in his life and new comradeship, which he hoped would develop

into something warmer. But, afraid of being too precipitate, he

contented himself with making her presents of flowers, chocolates, or an

occasional piece of jewelry of the Mizpah type. He trusted that his

personality, generous handling of the case, and time ("Giving her rope

enough to hang herself" was his well-meant but unfortunate metaphor)

would dispose her to favor his suit. The lady appeared perfectly content

with the situation; she accepted his gifts with careless thanks and a

charming smile, enjoyed the promenades, but was sedulous to keep him

away from a definite statement or even a plain-spoken hint of his

feelings. Was she a designing creature who wished to get as much as she

could from him before saying "No"? Or did a nobler emotion possess her?

Was she judiciously probing his character and sounding the depths of her

own feelings?

However this may have been, there is no doubt that both were content

with the present. And on a night in June, some three weeks before the

events of the last chapter, Henry Brown might have been seen seated

opposite his friend in a cheap Soho restaurant. They had just finished

supper, and both were smoking. To be honest, Mr. Brown did not

altogether approve of the cigarette, but he had never dared to object.

"Besides," he thought tolerantly, "these foreigners.... But what I

wonder is, when they marry do they take to a pipe? If so, good lord!..."

His distress vanished as he looked again upon her: she was too pretty to

disapprove of. "A bit of Orl right," he reflected; "if only I dared ask

her and she said 'Yes.'"

The time for separation came at last, and Mr. Brown sighed as he helped

her put on her coat. On the steps of the restaurant they paused, for it

was raining. "You must have a cab," he said decisively; and then,

hesitating, "I wish you would let me see you home for once."

She glanced up.

"For this once, just a little way."

Her partial acquiescence surprised him, for hitherto he had never been

permitted to escort her home in a cab. As a hansom drove up in answer to

the whistle, he wondered if it might be taken as a sign. With bounding

pulses he thought, "Shall I risk it and ask her?" And then, with a

return of sanity, "No; better wait and not spoil it." He handed her in

carefully, stepped in beside her, and asked what address he should give.

"Oh, Trafalgar Square," she replied carelessly, "and then St. Paul's if

necessary."

He obeyed, wondering what she could mean.

The cab had scarcely started before she turned to him and said demurely,

"You must think this strange--immodest, almost. But I have a reason.

First of all, I wish to thank you for your many kindnesses."

She paused, and he was understood to murmur, "Not at all. An honor." She

continued:

"But there is a question I must ask, and I beg a truthful answer. Why

have you so befriended a poor and humble girl like myself?"

At this question Henry Brown performed a _volte-face_. A moment before

he had resolved to wait. But being in love, encouraged by an excellent

supper and some Chianti, and fired by the graciousness of his divinity,

he threw caution to the winds. Though in the privacy of his office he

had more than once rehearsed the scene and prepared effective orations,

beginning "Miss," "Honored Ma'amselle," and "My dear Miss," he merely

said, "Well, it's this way, you see: I love you."

The age of "This is so sudden" has passed away; hence it was not

unconventional for the girl to affect no surprise at the announcement.

She was conventional enough to turn her head for a moment and appear to

be thinking deeply. She also obeyed the rules by observing presently,

"But that is foolish." Mr. Brown, his devotion crystallizing into a

sensible effort to win her, forgot his shyness and enlarged on the

pleasing theme.

"I beg to differ," he said steadily, though his heart was beating fast

and the roof of his mouth was curiously parched. "I don't consider it

foolish at all. I have loved you for a goodish time, and I want you to

be my wife. I am not a boy, miss, as you know. I'm a serious man of

forty, for it's no use trying to hide my age or my seriousness. I have

enough to keep us both in comfort, and--and I really love you very

much."

She was looking at him with an expression that was kind and not at all

embarrassed.

"Listen!" she said, more steadily than he. "I thank you very much. I

guessed that you liked me, but--but I am not quite sure of you."

"Of me!" he repeated in amazement. "Why, I--I swear that I love you.

What are you not sure of? My income? (Excuse me for mentioning it,

miss.) You can look at my books if you like. My character? Any of the

neighbors would speak for me----"

She waved her hand impatiently.

"It is not that. Only I am not sure that you love Romance."

He started.

"Romance! I dunno ..." he said blankly. "What are the symptoms? I know I

love you right enough, but Romance...."

"Exactly. I do not know. I like you--oh! very much indeed. Sometimes I

think I love you, but then a doubt creeps in. Suppose, I say, he has not

a soul!"

"Oh, come!" remonstrated the other. "You ought to know better than that.

Why, that's pretty near atheism! I go to church----"

"It is not that kind of soul," she explained. "I mean, a sense of

adventure--of excitement--in a word, romance! To marry a man without

romance would be insupportable; life would be too dull. If only I could

be sure that you had romance, I might...."

"Try me," said the practical Henry. "I must say, miss, I don't exactly

see what you mean. But I'd do anything to please you. Tell me how to set

about this romance idea and I'll do my best."

"You mean that?" she asked, her eyes sparkling.

"Yes," he replied stoutly. "Anything in reason."

"Or unreason? The true romance knows no reason."

Mr. Brown, against his better judgment, but compelled by her

attractions, said, "It's a bet!"

After this momentous decision there was a silence. The lady sank back in

her seat and began to meditate with a pleased smile. Henry Brown, a

whirl of conflicting emotions, looked gaily out into the street. It was

depressing to the view, wet, dirty and forbidding; but to him it was the

antechamber of Paradise. At last he was by way of realizing his ideal:

his frequent failures and persistent struggles were presently to be

crowned with fulfilment. In a burst of noble emotion he resolved to give

the cabman a sovereign. He turned his head once more to look at his

charmer and caught sight of a little white hand lying carelessly on the

seat. It suggested a happy idea; and with a respectful tenderness he

lifted it and pressed it warmly.

"Oh! you must not!"

"Beg pardon!" he said, though he was sensible enough not to drop the

hand; "it was this romance idea that put it into my head. I hope you

don't mind."

"But we are not promised!"

"On Trust, eh?" he said cheerfully. "Well, I suppose I must wait till I

can say Paid For. You've been thinking of some scheme to try me, haven't

you?"

"The scheme is ready," she replied gravely. "I was wondering whether you

are strong enough to obey. It may mean danger...."

"Fourteen stone and in fair training," he said complacently.

"Ridicule...."

"I shan't be laughed at more than once."

"Perhaps ... prison."

"Crumbs!" observed Henry Brown, stiffening. "My dear--beg pardon--miss,

I mean. You're not one of them anarchists?"

"No. I have done nothing wrong. Only, events might put you in a false

position. You might be accused and be obliged to be silent. Would you

flinch from prison in a good cause?"

For a disgraceful moment Henry Brown wished to say, "The cause be

blowed," but happily his eyes met hers. Innocence, reinforced by pretty

features, has an easy prey in besotted experience. She lowered her

lashes in virginal confusion and appeal. "I'll do it!" said Henry Brown,

setting his teeth. "That is, if you're on the square."

She clapped her hands.

"Oh, thank you! thank you! I promise that I am on the square. Really, I

am a victim.... What I want you to do is to become, for a short time, a

kind of detective."

"A detective!"

"An amateur. If you can leave the guidance of your business to another

for a time."

Her hand touched his again, possibly by accident.

"N--yes," he said, determined. "Yes, I mean--yes."

"I shall tell you the story another time. For the present I shall say

that it has to do with some papers. I may ask you to follow and watch a

man. I may ask you to get back for me the documents. I may--I do not

know. It may even be necessary for you to leave London for a brief

space. For the present we can do nothing, but will you hold yourself in

readiness to act at a word--a sign--a telegram from me?"

Things were developing more rapidly than Henry Brown liked, but he was a

man of his word and--she was a delightful creature.

"I will."

"Thank you," she breathed, and this time plainly pressed his hand. He

seized it and returned the pressure, feeling like a knight of the middle

ages. (Or a middle-aged knight?) "And you are content to do this without

reasons--explanations?"

"If you'll give me one excuse," he said craftily.

"_Bitte?_"

"I don't know what they call it in your language," said Henry, and

hesitated. A shred of bashfulness still hung about him, but he was

growing up fast--expanding like a flower beneath the sun. "May I

explain?" he asked courageously.

"But certainly!"

So Henry kissed her.

"For that excuse," he whispered with a new-found eloquence, "I'd do more

than you ask."

She laughed and imprinted a feather upon his cheek.

"So you have a soul after all!" she said happily. "I congratulate you

and ... myself."

The last word was inaudible; indeed it was not meant for the new

henchman of Romance.