CHAPTER XXIII.
THE DAWN AGAIN
Although Mr. Crisparkle and John Jasper met daily under the Cathedral
roof, nothing at any time passed between them having reference to Edwin
Drood, after the time, more than half a year gone by, when Jasper
mutely showed the Minor Canon the conclusion and the resolution entered
in his Diary. It is not likely that they ever met, though so often,
without the thoughts of each reverting to the subject. It is not likely
that they ever met, though so often, without a sensation on the part of
each that the other was a perplexing secret to him. Jasper as the
denouncer and pursuer of Neville Landless, and Mr. Crisparkle as his
consistent advocate and protector, must at least have stood
sufficiently in opposition to have speculated with keen interest on the
steadiness and next direction of the other’s designs. But neither ever
broached the theme.
False pretence not being in the Minor Canon’s nature, he doubtless
displayed openly that he would at any time have revived the subject,
and even desired to discuss it. The determined reticence of Jasper,
however, was not to be so approached. Impassive, moody, solitary,
resolute, so concentrated on one idea, and on its attendant fixed
purpose, that he would share it with no fellow-creature, he lived apart
from human life. Constantly exercising an Art which brought him into
mechanical harmony with others, and which could not have been pursued
unless he and they had been in the nicest mechanical relations and
unison, it is curious to consider that the spirit of the man was in
moral accordance or interchange with nothing around him. This indeed he
had confided to his lost nephew, before the occasion for his present
inflexibility arose.
That he must know of Rosa’s abrupt departure, and that he must divine
its cause, was not to be doubted. Did he suppose that he had terrified
her into silence? or did he suppose that she had imparted to any one—to
Mr. Crisparkle himself, for instance—the particulars of his last
interview with her? Mr. Crisparkle could not determine this in his
mind. He could not but admit, however, as a just man, that it was not,
of itself, a crime to fall in love with Rosa, any more than it was a
crime to offer to set love above revenge.
The dreadful suspicion of Jasper, which Rosa was so shocked to have
received into her imagination, appeared to have no harbour in Mr.
Crisparkle’s. If it ever haunted Helena’s thoughts or Neville’s,
neither gave it one spoken word of utterance. Mr. Grewgious took no
pains to conceal his implacable dislike of Jasper, yet he never
referred it, however distantly, to such a source. But he was a reticent
as well as an eccentric man; and he made no mention of a certain
evening when he warmed his hands at the gatehouse fire, and looked
steadily down upon a certain heap of torn and miry clothes upon the
floor.
Drowsy Cloisterham, whenever it awoke to a passing reconsideration of a
story above six months old and dismissed by the bench of magistrates,
was pretty equally divided in opinion whether John Jasper’s beloved
nephew had been killed by his treacherously passionate rival, or in an
open struggle; or had, for his own purposes, spirited himself away. It
then lifted up its head, to notice that the bereaved Jasper was still
ever devoted to discovery and revenge; and then dozed off again. This
was the condition of matters, all round, at the period to which the
present history has now attained.
The Cathedral doors have closed for the night; and the Choir-master, on
a short leave of absence for two or three services, sets his face
towards London. He travels thither by the means by which Rosa
travelled, and arrives, as Rosa arrived, on a hot, dusty evening.
His travelling baggage is easily carried in his hand, and he repairs
with it on foot, to a hybrid hotel in a little square behind Aldersgate
Street, near the General Post Office. It is hotel, boarding-house, or
lodging-house, at its visitor’s option. It announces itself, in the new
Railway Advertisers, as a novel enterprise, timidly beginning to spring
up. It bashfully, almost apologetically, gives the traveller to
understand that it does not expect him, on the good old constitutional
hotel plan, to order a pint of sweet blacking for his drinking, and
throw it away; but insinuates that he may have his boots blacked
instead of his stomach, and maybe also have bed, breakfast, attendance,
and a porter up all night, for a certain fixed charge. From these and
similar premises, many true Britons in the lowest spirits deduce that
the times are levelling times, except in the article of high roads, of
which there will shortly be not one in England.
He eats without appetite, and soon goes forth again. Eastward and still
eastward through the stale streets he takes his way, until he reaches
his destination: a miserable court, specially miserable among many
such.
He ascends a broken staircase, opens a door, looks into a dark stifling
room, and says: “Are you alone here?”
“Alone, deary; worse luck for me, and better for you,” replies a
croaking voice. “Come in, come in, whoever you be: I can’t see you till
I light a match, yet I seem to know the sound of your speaking. I’m
acquainted with you, ain’t I?”
“Light your match, and try.”
“So I will, deary, so I will; but my hand that shakes, as I can’t lay
it on a match all in a moment. And I cough so, that, put my matches
where I may, I never find ’em there. They jump and start, as I cough
and cough, like live things. Are you off a voyage, deary?”
“No.”
“Not seafaring?”
“No.”
“Well, there’s land customers, and there’s water customers. I’m a
mother to both. Different from Jack Chinaman t’other side the court. He
ain’t a father to neither. It ain’t in him. And he ain’t got the true
secret of mixing, though he charges as much as me that has, and more if
he can get it. Here’s a match, and now where’s the candle? If my cough
takes me, I shall cough out twenty matches afore I gets a light.”
But she finds the candle, and lights it, before the cough comes on. It
seizes her in the moment of success, and she sits down rocking herself
to and fro, and gasping at intervals: “O, my lungs is awful bad! my
lungs is wore away to cabbage-nets!” until the fit is over. During its
continuance she has had no power of sight, or any other power not
absorbed in the struggle; but as it leaves her, she begins to strain
her eyes, and as soon as she is able to articulate, she cries, staring:
“Why, it’s you!”
“Are you so surprised to see me?”
“I thought I never should have seen you again, deary. I thought you was
dead, and gone to Heaven.”
“Why?”
“I didn’t suppose you could have kept away, alive, so long, from the
poor old soul with the real receipt for mixing it. And you are in
mourning too! Why didn’t you come and have a pipe or two of comfort?
Did they leave you money, perhaps, and so you didn’t want comfort?”
“No.”
“Who was they as died, deary?”
“A relative.”
“Died of what, lovey?”
“Probably, Death.”
“We are short to-night!” cries the woman, with a propitiatory laugh.
“Short and snappish we are! But we’re out of sorts for want of a smoke.
We’ve got the all-overs, haven’t us, deary? But this is the place to
cure ’em in; this is the place where the all-overs is smoked off.”
“You may make ready, then,” replies the visitor, “as soon as you like.”
He divests himself of his shoes, loosens his cravat, and lies across
the foot of the squalid bed, with his head resting on his left hand.
“Now you begin to look like yourself,” says the woman approvingly. “Now
I begin to know my old customer indeed! Been trying to mix for yourself
this long time, poppet?”
“I have been taking it now and then in my own way.”
“Never take it your own way. It ain’t good for trade, and it ain’t good
for you. Where’s my ink-bottle, and where’s my thimble, and where’s my
little spoon? He’s going to take it in a artful form now, my deary
dear!”
Entering on her process, and beginning to bubble and blow at the faint
spark enclosed in the hollow of her hands, she speaks from time to
time, in a tone of snuffling satisfaction, without leaving off. When he
speaks, he does so without looking at her, and as if his thoughts were
already roaming away by anticipation.
“I’ve got a pretty many smokes ready for you, first and last, haven’t
I, chuckey?”
“A good many.”
“When you first come, you was quite new to it; warn’t ye?”
“Yes, I was easily disposed of, then.”
“But you got on in the world, and was able by-and-by to take your pipe
with the best of ’em, warn’t ye?”
“Ah; and the worst.”
“It’s just ready for you. What a sweet singer you was when you first
come! Used to drop your head, and sing yourself off like a bird! It’s
ready for you now, deary.”
He takes it from her with great care, and puts the mouthpiece to his
lips. She seats herself beside him, ready to refill the pipe.
After inhaling a few whiffs in silence, he doubtingly accosts her with:
“Is it as potent as it used to be?”
“What do you speak of, deary?”
“What should I speak of, but what I have in my mouth?”
“It’s just the same. Always the identical same.”
“It doesn’t taste so. And it’s slower.”
“You’ve got more used to it, you see.”
“That may be the cause, certainly. Look here.” He stops, becomes
dreamy, and seems to forget that he has invited her attention. She
bends over him, and speaks in his ear.
“I’m attending to you. Says you just now, Look here. Says I now, I’m
attending to ye. We was talking just before of your being used to it.”
“I know all that. I was only thinking. Look here. Suppose you had
something in your mind; something you were going to do.”
“Yes, deary; something I was going to do?”
“But had not quite determined to do.”
“Yes, deary.”
“Might or might not do, you understand.”
“Yes.” With the point of a needle she stirs the contents of the bowl.
“Should you do it in your fancy, when you were lying here doing this?”
She nods her head. “Over and over again.”
“Just like me! I did it over and over again. I have done it hundreds of
thousands of times in this room.”
“It’s to be hoped it was pleasant to do, deary.”
“It _was_ pleasant to do!”
He says this with a savage air, and a spring or start at her. Quite
unmoved she retouches and replenishes the contents of the bowl with her
little spatula. Seeing her intent upon the occupation, he sinks into
his former attitude.
“It was a journey, a difficult and dangerous journey. That was the
subject in my mind. A hazardous and perilous journey, over abysses
where a slip would be destruction. Look down, look down! You see what
lies at the bottom there?”
He has darted forward to say it, and to point at the ground, as though
at some imaginary object far beneath. The woman looks at him, as his
spasmodic face approaches close to hers, and not at his pointing. She
seems to know what the influence of her perfect quietude would be; if
so, she has not miscalculated it, for he subsides again.
“Well; I have told you I did it here hundreds of thousands of times.
What do I say? I did it millions and billions of times. I did it so
often, and through such vast expanses of time, that when it was really
done, it seemed not worth the doing, it was done so soon.”
“That’s the journey you have been away upon,” she quietly remarks.
He glares at her as he smokes; and then, his eyes becoming filmy,
answers: “That’s the journey.”
Silence ensues. His eyes are sometimes closed and sometimes open. The
woman sits beside him, very attentive to the pipe, which is all the
while at his lips.
“I’ll warrant,” she observes, when he has been looking fixedly at her
for some consecutive moments, with a singular appearance in his eyes of
seeming to see her a long way off, instead of so near him: “I’ll
warrant you made the journey in a many ways, when you made it so
often?”
“No, always in one way.”
“Always in the same way?”
“Ay.”
“In the way in which it was really made at last?”
“Ay.”
“And always took the same pleasure in harping on it?”
“Ay.”
For the time he appears unequal to any other reply than this lazy
monosyllabic assent. Probably to assure herself that it is not the
assent of a mere automaton, she reverses the form of her next sentence.
“Did you never get tired of it, deary, and try to call up something
else for a change?”
He struggles into a sitting posture, and retorts upon her: “What do you
mean? What did I want? What did I come for?”
She gently lays him back again, and before returning him the instrument
he has dropped, revives the fire in it with her own breath; then says
to him, coaxingly:
“Sure, sure, sure! Yes, yes, yes! Now I go along with you. You was too
quick for me. I see now. You come o’ purpose to take the journey. Why,
I might have known it, through its standing by you so.”
He answers first with a laugh, and then with a passionate setting of
his teeth: “Yes, I came on purpose. When I could not bear my life, I
came to get the relief, and I got it. It WAS one! It WAS one!” This
repetition with extraordinary vehemence, and the snarl of a wolf.
She observes him very cautiously, as though mentally feeling her way to
her next remark. It is: “There was a fellow-traveller, deary.”
“Ha, ha, ha!” He breaks into a ringing laugh, or rather yell.
“To think,” he cries, “how often fellow-traveller, and yet not know it!
To think how many times he went the journey, and never saw the road!”
The woman kneels upon the floor, with her arms crossed on the coverlet
of the bed, close by him, and her chin upon them. In this crouching
attitude she watches him. The pipe is falling from his mouth. She puts
it back, and laying her hand upon his chest, moves him slightly from
side to side. Upon that he speaks, as if she had spoken.
“Yes! I always made the journey first, before the changes of colours
and the great landscapes and glittering processions began. They
couldn’t begin till it was off my mind. I had no room till then for
anything else.”
Once more he lapses into silence. Once more she lays her hand upon his
chest, and moves him slightly to and fro, as a cat might stimulate a
half-slain mouse. Once more he speaks, as if she had spoken.
[Illustration: Sleeping it off]
“What? I told you so. When it comes to be real at last, it is so short
that it seems unreal for the first time. Hark!”
“Yes, deary. I’m listening.”
“Time and place are both at hand.”
He is on his feet, speaking in a whisper, and as if in the dark.
“Time, place, and fellow-traveller,” she suggests, adopting his tone,
and holding him softly by the arm.
“How could the time be at hand unless the fellow-traveller was? Hush!
The journey’s made. It’s over.”
“So soon?”
“That’s what I said to you. So soon. Wait a little. This is a vision. I
shall sleep it off. It has been too short and easy. I must have a
better vision than this; this is the poorest of all. No struggle, no
consciousness of peril, no entreaty—and yet I never saw _that_ before.”
With a start.
“Saw what, deary?”
“Look at it! Look what a poor, mean, miserable thing it is! _That_ must
be real. It’s over.”
He has accompanied this incoherence with some wild unmeaning gestures;
but they trail off into the progressive inaction of stupor, and he lies
a log upon the bed.
The woman, however, is still inquisitive. With a repetition of her
cat-like action she slightly stirs his body again, and listens; stirs
again, and listens; whispers to it, and listens. Finding it past all
rousing for the time, she slowly gets upon her feet, with an air of
disappointment, and flicks the face with the back of her hand in
turning from it.
But she goes no further away from it than the chair upon the hearth.
She sits in it, with an elbow on one of its arms, and her chin upon her
hand, intent upon him. “I heard ye say once,” she croaks under her
breath, “I heard ye say once, when I was lying where you’re lying, and
you were making your speculations upon me, ‘Unintelligible!’ I heard
you say so, of two more than me. But don’t ye be too sure always; don’t
be ye too sure, beauty!”
Unwinking, cat-like, and intent, she presently adds: “Not so potent as
it once was? Ah! Perhaps not at first. You may be more right there.
Practice makes perfect. I may have learned the secret how to make ye
talk, deary.”
He talks no more, whether or no. Twitching in an ugly way from time to
time, both as to his face and limbs, he lies heavy and silent. The
wretched candle burns down; the woman takes its expiring end between
her fingers, lights another at it, crams the guttering frying morsel
deep into the candlestick, and rams it home with the new candle, as if
she were loading some ill-savoured and unseemly weapon of witchcraft;
the new candle in its turn burns down; and still he lies insensible. At
length what remains of the last candle is blown out, and daylight looks
into the room.
It has not looked very long, when he sits up, chilled and shaking,
slowly recovers consciousness of where he is, and makes himself ready
to depart. The woman receives what he pays her with a grateful, “Bless
ye, bless ye, deary!” and seems, tired out, to begin making herself
ready for sleep as he leaves the room.
But seeming may be false or true. It is false in this case; for, the
moment the stairs have ceased to creak under his tread, she glides
after him, muttering emphatically: “I’ll not miss ye twice!”
There is no egress from the court but by its entrance. With a weird
peep from the doorway, she watches for his looking back. He does not
look back before disappearing, with a wavering step. She follows him,
peeps from the court, sees him still faltering on without looking back,
and holds him in view.
He repairs to the back of Aldersgate Street, where a door immediately
opens to his knocking. She crouches in another doorway, watching that
one, and easily comprehending that he puts up temporarily at that
house. Her patience is unexhausted by hours. For sustenance she can,
and does, buy bread within a hundred yards, and milk as it is carried
past her.
He comes forth again at noon, having changed his dress, but carrying
nothing in his hand, and having nothing carried for him. He is not
going back into the country, therefore, just yet. She follows him a
little way, hesitates, instantaneously turns confidently, and goes
straight into the house he has quitted.
“Is the gentleman from Cloisterham indoors?
“Just gone out.”
“Unlucky. When does the gentleman return to Cloisterham?”
“At six this evening.”
“Bless ye and thank ye. May the Lord prosper a business where a civil
question, even from a poor soul, is so civilly answered!”
“I’ll not miss ye twice!” repeats the poor soul in the street, and not
so civilly. “I lost ye last, where that omnibus you got into nigh your
journey’s end plied betwixt the station and the place. I wasn’t so much
as certain that you even went right on to the place. Now I know ye did.
My gentleman from Cloisterham, I’ll be there before ye, and bide your
coming. I’ve swore my oath that I’ll not miss ye twice!”
Accordingly, that same evening the poor soul stands in Cloisterham High
Street, looking at the many quaint gables of the Nuns’ House, and
getting through the time as she best can until nine o’clock; at which
hour she has reason to suppose that the arriving omnibus passengers may
have some interest for her. The friendly darkness, at that hour,
renders it easy for her to ascertain whether this be so or not; and it
is so, for the passenger not to be missed twice arrives among the rest.
“Now let me see what becomes of you. Go on!”
An observation addressed to the air, and yet it might be addressed to
the passenger, so compliantly does he go on along the High Street until
he comes to an arched gateway, at which he unexpectedly vanishes. The
poor soul quickens her pace; is swift, and close upon him entering
under the gateway; but only sees a postern staircase on one side of it,
and on the other side an ancient vaulted room, in which a large-headed,
gray-haired gentleman is writing, under the odd circumstances of
sitting open to the thoroughfare and eyeing all who pass, as if he were
toll-taker of the gateway: though the way is free.
“Halloa!” he cries in a low voice, seeing her brought to a stand-still:
“who are you looking for?”
“There was a gentleman passed in here this minute, sir.”
“Of course there was. What do you want with him?”
“Where do he live, deary?”
“Live? Up that staircase.”
“Bless ye! Whisper. What’s his name, deary?”
“Surname Jasper, Christian name John. Mr. John Jasper.”
“Has he a calling, good gentleman?”
“Calling? Yes. Sings in the choir.”
“In the spire?”
“Choir.”
“What’s that?”
Mr. Datchery rises from his papers, and comes to his doorstep. “Do you
know what a cathedral is?” he asks, jocosely.
The woman nods.
“What is it?”
She looks puzzled, casting about in her mind to find a definition, when
it occurs to her that it is easier to point out the substantial object
itself, massive against the dark-blue sky and the early stars.
“That’s the answer. Go in there at seven to-morrow morning, and you may
see Mr. John Jasper, and hear him too.”
“Thank ye! Thank ye!”
The burst of triumph in which she thanks him does not escape the notice
of the single buffer of an easy temper living idly on his means. He
glances at her; clasps his hands behind him, as the wont of such
buffers is; and lounges along the echoing Precincts at her side.
“Or,” he suggests, with a backward hitch of his head, “you can go up at
once to Mr. Jasper’s rooms there.”
The woman eyes him with a cunning smile, and shakes her head.
“O! you don’t want to speak to him?”
She repeats her dumb reply, and forms with her lips a soundless “No.”
“You can admire him at a distance three times a day, whenever you like.
It’s a long way to come for that, though.”
The woman looks up quickly. If Mr. Datchery thinks she is to be so
induced to declare where she comes from, he is of a much easier temper
than she is. But she acquits him of such an artful thought, as he
lounges along, like the chartered bore of the city, with his uncovered
gray hair blowing about, and his purposeless hands rattling the loose
money in the pockets of his trousers.
The chink of the money has an attraction for her greedy ears. “Wouldn’t
you help me to pay for my traveller’s lodging, dear gentleman, and to
pay my way along? I am a poor soul, I am indeed, and troubled with a
grievous cough.”
“You know the travellers’ lodging, I perceive, and are making directly
for it,” is Mr. Datchery’s bland comment, still rattling his loose
money. “Been here often, my good woman?”
“Once in all my life.”
“Ay, ay?”
They have arrived at the entrance to the Monks’ Vineyard. An
appropriate remembrance, presenting an exemplary model for imitation,
is revived in the woman’s mind by the sight of the place. She stops at
the gate, and says energetically:
“By this token, though you mayn’t believe it, That a young gentleman
gave me three-and-sixpence as I was coughing my breath away on this
very grass. I asked him for three-and-sixpence, and he gave it me.”
“Wasn’t it a little cool to name your sum?” hints Mr. Datchery, still
rattling. “Isn’t it customary to leave the amount open? Mightn’t it
have had the appearance, to the young gentleman—only the
appearance—that he was rather dictated to?”
“Look’ee here, deary,” she replies, in a confidential and persuasive
tone, “I wanted the money to lay it out on a medicine as does me good,
and as I deal in. I told the young gentleman so, and he gave it me, and
I laid it out honest to the last brass farden. I want to lay out the
same sum in the same way now; and if you’ll give it me, I’ll lay it out
honest to the last brass farden again, upon my soul!”
“What’s the medicine?”
“I’ll be honest with you beforehand, as well as after. It’s opium.”
Mr. Datchery, with a sudden change of countenance, gives her a sudden
look.
“It’s opium, deary. Neither more nor less. And it’s like a human
creetur so far, that you always hear what can be said against it, but
seldom what can be said in its praise.”
Mr. Datchery begins very slowly to count out the sum demanded of him.
Greedily watching his hands, she continues to hold forth on the great
example set him.
“It was last Christmas Eve, just arter dark, the once that I was here
afore, when the young gentleman gave me the three-and-six.” Mr.
Datchery stops in his counting, finds he has counted wrong, shakes his
money together, and begins again.
“And the young gentleman’s name,” she adds, “was Edwin.”
Mr. Datchery drops some money, stoops to pick it up, and reddens with
the exertion as he asks:
“How do you know the young gentleman’s name?”
“I asked him for it, and he told it me. I only asked him the two
questions, what was his Chris’en name, and whether he’d a sweetheart?
And he answered, Edwin, and he hadn’t.”
Mr. Datchery pauses with the selected coins in his hand, rather as if
he were falling into a brown study of their value, and couldn’t bear to
part with them. The woman looks at him distrustfully, and with her
anger brewing for the event of his thinking better of the gift; but he
bestows it on her as if he were abstracting his mind from the
sacrifice, and with many servile thanks she goes her way.
John Jasper’s lamp is kindled, and his lighthouse is shining when Mr.
Datchery returns alone towards it. As mariners on a dangerous voyage,
approaching an iron-bound coast, may look along the beams of the
warning light to the haven lying beyond it that may never be reached,
so Mr. Datchery’s wistful gaze is directed to this beacon, and beyond.
His object in now revisiting his lodging is merely to put on the hat
which seems so superfluous an article in his wardrobe. It is half-past
ten by the Cathedral clock when he walks out into the Precincts again;
he lingers and looks about him, as though, the enchanted hour when Mr.
Durdles may be stoned home having struck, he had some expectation of
seeing the Imp who is appointed to the mission of stoning him.
In effect, that Power of Evil is abroad. Having nothing living to stone
at the moment, he is discovered by Mr. Datchery in the unholy office of
stoning the dead, through the railings of the churchyard. The Imp finds
this a relishing and piquing pursuit; firstly, because their
resting-place is announced to be sacred; and secondly, because the tall
headstones are sufficiently like themselves, on their beat in the dark,
to justify the delicious fancy that they are hurt when hit.
Mr. Datchery hails with him: “Halloa, Winks!”
He acknowledges the hail with: “Halloa, Dick!” Their acquaintance
seemingly having been established on a familiar footing.
“But, I say,” he remonstrates, “don’t yer go a-making my name public. I
never means to plead to no name, mind yer. When they says to me in the
Lock-up, a-going to put me down in the book, ‘What’s your name?’ I says
to them, ‘Find out.’ Likewise when they says, ‘What’s your religion?’ I
says, ‘Find out.’”
Which, it may be observed in passing, it would be immensely difficult
for the State, however statistical, to do.
“Asides which,” adds the boy, “there ain’t no family of Winkses.”
“I think there must be.”
“Yer lie, there ain’t. The travellers give me the name on account of my
getting no settled sleep and being knocked up all night; whereby I gets
one eye roused open afore I’ve shut the other. That’s what Winks means.
Deputy’s the nighest name to indict me by: but yer wouldn’t catch me
pleading to that, neither.”
“Deputy be it always, then. We two are good friends; eh, Deputy?”
“Jolly good.”
“I forgave you the debt you owed me when we first became acquainted,
and many of my sixpences have come your way since; eh, Deputy?”
“Ah! And what’s more, yer ain’t no friend o’ Jarsper’s. What did he go
a-histing me off my legs for?”
“What indeed! But never mind him now. A shilling of mine is going your
way to-night, Deputy. You have just taken in a lodger I have been
speaking to; an infirm woman with a cough.”
“Puffer,” assents Deputy, with a shrewd leer of recognition, and
smoking an imaginary pipe, with his head very much on one side and his
eyes very much out of their places: “Hopeum Puffer.”
“What is her name?”
“’Er Royal Highness the Princess Puffer.”
“She has some other name than that; where does she live?”
“Up in London. Among the Jacks.”
“The sailors?”
“I said so; Jacks; and Chayner men: and hother Knifers.”
“I should like to know, through you, exactly where she lives.”
“All right. Give us ’old.”
A shilling passes; and, in that spirit of confidence which should
pervade all business transactions between principals of honour, this
piece of business is considered done.
“But here’s a lark!” cries Deputy. “Where did yer think ’Er Royal
Highness is a-goin’ to to-morrow morning? Blest if she ain’t a-goin’ to
the KIN-FREE-DER-EL!” He greatly prolongs the word in his ecstasy, and
smites his leg, and doubles himself up in a fit of shrill laughter.
“How do you know that, Deputy?”
“Cos she told me so just now. She said she must be hup and hout o’
purpose. She ses, ‘Deputy, I must ’ave a early wash, and make myself as
swell as I can, for I’m a-goin’ to take a turn at the
KIN-FREE-DER-EL!’” He separates the syllables with his former zest,
and, not finding his sense of the ludicrous sufficiently relieved by
stamping about on the pavement, breaks into a slow and stately dance,
perhaps supposed to be performed by the Dean.
Mr. Datchery receives the communication with a well-satisfied though
pondering face, and breaks up the conference. Returning to his quaint
lodging, and sitting long over the supper of bread-and-cheese and salad
and ale which Mrs. Tope has left prepared for him, he still sits when
his supper is finished. At length he rises, throws open the door of a
corner cupboard, and refers to a few uncouth chalked strokes on its
inner side.
“I like,” says Mr. Datchery, “the old tavern way of keeping scores.
Illegible except to the scorer. The scorer not committed, the scored
debited with what is against him. Hum; ha! A very small score this; a
very poor score!”
He sighs over the contemplation of its poverty, takes a bit of chalk
from one of the cupboard shelves, and pauses with it in his hand,
uncertain what addition to make to the account.
“I think a moderate stroke,” he concludes, “is all I am justified in
scoring up;” so, suits the action to the word, closes the cupboard, and
goes to bed.
A brilliant morning shines on the old city. Its antiquities and ruins
are surpassingly beautiful, with a lusty ivy gleaming in the sun, and
the rich trees waving in the balmy air. Changes of glorious light from
moving boughs, songs of birds, scents from gardens, woods, and
fields—or, rather, from the one great garden of the whole cultivated
island in its yielding time—penetrate into the Cathedral, subdue its
earthy odour, and preach the Resurrection and the Life. The cold stone
tombs of centuries ago grow warm; and flecks of brightness dart into
the sternest marble corners of the building, fluttering there like
wings.
Comes Mr. Tope with his large keys, and yawningly unlocks and sets
open. Come Mrs. Tope and attendant sweeping sprites. Come, in due time,
organist and bellows-boy, peeping down from the red curtains in the
loft, fearlessly flapping dust from books up at that remote elevation,
and whisking it from stops and pedals. Come sundry rooks, from various
quarters of the sky, back to the great tower; who may be presumed to
enjoy vibration, and to know that bell and organ are going to give it
them. Come a very small and straggling congregation indeed: chiefly
from Minor Canon Corner and the Precincts. Come Mr. Crisparkle, fresh
and bright; and his ministering brethren, not quite so fresh and
bright. Come the Choir in a hurry (always in a hurry, and struggling
into their nightgowns at the last moment, like children shirking bed),
and comes John Jasper leading their line. Last of all comes Mr.
Datchery into a stall, one of a choice empty collection very much at
his service, and glancing about him for Her Royal Highness the Princess
Puffer.
The service is pretty well advanced before Mr. Datchery can discern Her
Royal Highness. But by that time he has made her out, in the shade. She
is behind a pillar, carefully withdrawn from the Choir-master’s view,
but regards him with the closest attention. All unconscious of her
presence, he chants and sings. She grins when he is most musically
fervid, and—yes, Mr. Datchery sees her do it!—shakes her fist at him
behind the pillar’s friendly shelter.
Mr. Datchery looks again, to convince himself. Yes, again! As ugly and
withered as one of the fantastic carvings on the under brackets of the
stall seats, as malignant as the Evil One, as hard as the big brass
eagle holding the sacred books upon his wings (and, according to the
sculptor’s representation of his ferocious attributes, not at all
converted by them), she hugs herself in her lean arms, and then shakes
both fists at the leader of the Choir.
And at that moment, outside the grated door of the Choir, having eluded
the vigilance of Mr. Tope by shifty resources in which he is an adept,
Deputy peeps, sharp-eyed, through the bars, and stares astounded from
the threatener to the threatened.
The service comes to an end, and the servitors disperse to breakfast.
Mr. Datchery accosts his last new acquaintance outside, when the Choir
(as much in a hurry to get their bedgowns off, as they were but now to
get them on) have scuffled away.
“Well, mistress. Good morning. You have seen him?”
“_I’ve_ seen him, deary; _I’ve_ seen him!”
“And you know him?”
“Know him! Better far than all the Reverend Parsons put together know
him.”
Mrs. Tope’s care has spread a very neat, clean breakfast ready for her
lodger. Before sitting down to it, he opens his corner-cupboard door;
takes his bit of chalk from its shelf; adds one thick line to the
score, extending from the top of the cupboard door to the bottom; and
then falls to with an appetite.
APPENDIX: FRAGMENT OF ‘THE MYSTERY OF EDWIN DROOD’
When Forster was just finishing his biography of Dickens, he found
among the leaves of one of the novelist’s other manuscripts certain
loose slips in his writing, ‘on paper only half the size of that used
for the tale, so cramped, interlined, and blotted as to be nearly
illegible.’ These proved, upon examination, to contain a suggested
chapter for _Edwin Drood_, in which Sapsea, the auctioneer, appears as
the principal figure, surrounded by a group of characters new to the
story. That chapter, being among the last things Dickens wrote, seems
to contain so much of interest that it may be well to reprint it
here.—ED.
HOW MR. SAPSEA CEASED TO BE A MEMBER OF THE EIGHT CLUB
TOLD BY HIMSELF
Wishing to take the air, I proceeded by a circuitous route to the Club,
it being our weekly night of meeting. I found that we mustered our full
strength. We were enrolled under the denomination of the Eight Club. We
were eight in number; we met at eight o’clock during eight months of
the year; we played eight games of four-handed cribbage, at eightpence
the game; our frugal supper was composed of eight rolls, eight mutton
chops, eight pork sausages, eight baked potatoes, eight marrow-bones,
with eight toasts, and eight bottles of ale. There may, or may not, be
a certain harmony of colour in the ruling idea of this (to adopt a
phrase of our lively neighbours) reunion. It was a little idea of mine.
[Illustration: Facsimile of a page of the manuscript of “The Mystery of
Edwin Drood”]
A somewhat popular member of the Eight Club, was a member by the name
of Kimber. By profession, a dancing-master. A commonplace, hopeful sort
of man, wholly destitute of dignity or knowledge of the world.
As I entered the Club-room, Kimber was making the remark: ‘And he still
half-believes him to be very high in the Church.’
In the act of hanging up my hat on the eighth peg by the door, I caught
Kimber’s visual ray. He lowered it, and passed a remark on the next
change of the moon. I did not take particular notice of this at the
moment, because the world was often pleased to be a little shy of
ecclesiastical topics in my presence. For I felt that I was picked out
(though perhaps only through a coincidence) to a certain extent to
represent what I call our glorious constitution in Church and State.
The phrase may be objected to by cautious minds; but I own to it as
mine. I threw it off in argument some little time back. I said: ‘OUR
GLORIOUS CONSTITUTION in CHURCH and STATE.’
Another member of the Eight Club was Peartree; also member of the Royal
College of Surgeons. Mr. Peartree is not accountable to me for his
opinions, and I say no more of them here than that he attends the poor
gratis whenever they want him, and is not the parish doctor. Mr.
Peartree may justify it to the grasp of _his_ mind thus to do his
republican utmost to bring an appointed officer into contempt. Suffice
it that Mr. Peartree can never justify it to the grasp of _mine_.
Between Peartree and Kimber there was a sickly sort of feeble-minded
alliance. It came under my particular notice when I sold off Kimber by
auction. (Goods taken in execution.) He was a widower in a white
under-waistcoat, and slight shoes with bows, and had two daughters not
ill-looking. Indeed the reverse. Both daughters taught dancing in
scholastic establishments for Young Ladies—had done so at Mrs.
Sapsea’s; nay, Twinkleton’s—and both, in giving lessons, presented the
unwomanly spectacle of having little fiddles tucked under their chins.
In spite of which, the younger one might, if I am correctly informed—I
will raise the veil so far as to say I KNOW she might—have soared for
life from this degrading taint, but for having the class of mind
allotted to what I call the common herd, and being so incredibly devoid
of veneration as to become painfully ludicrous.
When I sold off Kimber without reserve, Peartree (as poor as he can
hold together) had several prime household lots knocked down to him. I
am not to be blinded; and of course it was as plain to me what he was
going to do with them, as it was that he was a brown hulking sort of
revolutionary subject who had been in India with the soldiers, and
ought (for the sake of society) to have his neck broke. I saw the lots
shortly afterwards in Kimber’s lodgings—through the window—and I easily
made out that there had been a sneaking pretence of lending them till
better times. A man with a smaller knowledge of the world than myself
might have been led to suspect that Kimber had held back money from his
creditors, and fraudulently bought the goods. But, besides that I knew
for certain he had no money, I knew that this would involve a species
of forethought not to be made compatible with the frivolity of a
caperer, inoculating other people with capering, for his bread.
As it was the first time I had seen either of those two since the sale,
I kept myself in what I call Abeyance. When selling him up, I had
delivered a few remarks—shall I say a little homily?—concerning Kimber,
which the world did regard as more than usually worth notice. I had
come up into my pulpit, it was said, uncommonly like—and a murmur of
recognition had repeated his (I will not name whose) title, before I
spoke. I had then gone on to say that all present would find, in the
first page of the catalogue that was lying before them, in the last
paragraph before the first lot, the following words: ‘Sold in pursuance
of a writ of execution issued by a creditor.’ I had then proceeded to
remind my friends, that however frivolous, not to say contemptible, the
business by which a man got his goods together, still his goods were as
dear to him, and as cheap to society (if sold without reserve), as
though his pursuits had been of a character that would bear serious
contemplation. I had then divided my text (if I may be allowed so to
call it) into three heads: firstly, Sold; secondly, In pursuance of a
writ of execution; thirdly, Issued by a creditor; with a few moral
reflections on each, and winding up with, ‘Now to the first lot’ in a
manner that was complimented when I afterwards mingled with my hearers.
So, not being certain on what terms I and Kimber stood, I was grave, I
was chilling. Kimber, however, moving to me, I moved to Kimber. (I was
the creditor who had issued the writ. Not that it matters.)
‘I was alluding, Mr. Sapsea,’ said Kimber, ‘to a stranger who entered
into conversation with me in the street as I came to the Club. He had
been speaking to you just before, it seemed, by the churchyard; and
though you had told him who you were, I could hardly persuade him that
you were not high in the Church.’
‘Idiot?’ said Peartree.
‘Ass!’ said Kimber.
‘Idiot and Ass!’ said the other five members.
‘Idiot and Ass, gentlemen,’ I remonstrated, looking around me, ‘are
strong expressions to apply to a young man of good appearance and
address.’ My generosity was roused; I own it.
‘You’ll admit that he must be a Fool,’ said Peartree.
‘You can’t deny that he must be a Blockhead,’ said Kimber.
Their tone of disgust amounted to being offensive. Why should the young
man be so calumniated? What had he done? He had only made an innocent
and natural mistake. I controlled my generous indignation, and said so.
‘Natural?’ repeated Kimber. ‘_He’s_ a Natural!’
The remaining six members of the Eight Club laughed unanimously. It
stung me. It was a scornful laugh. My anger was roused in behalf of an
absent, friendless stranger. I rose (for I had been sitting down).
‘Gentlemen,’ I said with dignity, ‘I will not remain one of this Club
allowing opprobrium to be cast on an unoffending person in his absence.
I will not so violate what I call the sacred rites of hospitality.
Gentlemen, until you know how to behave yourselves better, I leave you.
Gentlemen, until then I withdraw, from this place of meeting, whatever
personal qualifications I may have brought into it. Gentlemen, until
then you cease to be the Eight Club, and must make the best you can of
becoming the Seven.’
I put on my hat and retired. As I went down stairs I distinctly heard
them give a suppressed cheer. Such is the power of demeanour and
knowledge of mankind. I had forced it out of them.
II
Whom should I meet in the street, within a few yards of the door of the
inn where the Club was held, but the self-same young man whose cause I
had felt it my duty so warmly—and I will add so disinterestedly—to take
up.
‘Is it Mr. Sapsea,’ he said doubtfully, ‘or is it—’
‘It is Mr. Sapsea,’ I replied.
‘Pardon me, Mr. Sapsea; you appear warm, sir.’
‘I have been warm,’ I said, ‘and on your account.’ Having stated the
circumstances at some length (my generosity almost overpowered him), I
asked him his name.
‘Mr. Sapsea,’ he answered, looking down, ‘your penetration is so acute,
your glance into the souls of your fellow men is so penetrating, that
if I was hardly enough to deny that my name is Poker, what would it
avail me?’
I don’t know that I had quite exactly made out to a fraction that his
name _was_ Poker, but I daresay I had been pretty near doing it.
‘Well, well,’ said I, trying to put him at his ease by nodding my head
in a soothing way. ‘Your name is Poker, and there is no harm in being
named Poker.’
‘Oh, Mr. Sapsea!’ cried the young man, in a very well-behaved manner.
‘Bless you for those words!’ He then, as if ashamed of having given way
to his feelings, looked down again.
‘Come Poker,’ said I, ‘let me hear more about you. Tell me. Where are
you going to, Poker? and where do you come from?’
‘Ah Mr. Sapsea!’ exclaimed the young man. ‘Disguise from you is
impossible. You know already that I come from somewhere, and am going
somewhere else. If I was to deny it, what would it avail me?’
‘Then don’t deny it,’ was my remark.
‘Or,’ pursued Poker, in a kind of despondent rapture, ‘or if I was to
deny that I came to this town to see and hear you, sir, what would it
avail me? Or if I was to deny—’