CHAPTER XXVII
NOCTURNAL ADVENTURE
Jimmy Thesiger arrived at Letherbury on a sunny autumn afternoon and
was greeted affectionately by Lady Coote and with cold dislike by Sir
Oswald. Aware of the keen match-making eye of Lady Coote upon him,
Jimmy took pains to make himself extremely agreeable to Socks Daventry.
O'Rourke was there in excellent spirits. He was inclined to be
official and secretive about the mysterious events at the Abbey, about
which Socks catechized him freely, but his official reticence took a
novel form--namely that of embroidering the tale of events in such a
fantastic manner that nobody could possibly guess what the truth might
have been.
"Four masked men with revolvers? Is that really so?" demanded Socks
severely.
"Ah! I'm remembering now that there was the round half dozen of them to
hold me down and force the stuff down my throat. Sure, and I thought it
was poison, and I done for entirely."
"And what was stolen, or what did they try and steal?"
"What else but the crown jewels of Russia that were brought to Mr.
Lomax secretly to deposit in the Bank of England."
"What a bloody liar you are," said Socks without emotion.
"A liar? I? And the jewels brought over by aeroplane with my best
friend as pilot. This is secret history I'm telling you, Socks. Will
you ask Jimmy Thesiger there if you don't believe me. Not that I'd be
putting any trust in what he'd say."
"Is it true," said Socks, "that George Lomax came down without his
false teeth? That's what I want to know."
"There were two revolvers," said Lady Coote. "Nasty things. I saw them
myself. It's a wonder this poor boy wasn't killed."
"Oh, I was born to be hanged," said Jimmy.
"I hear that there was a Russian countess there of subtle beauty," said
Socks. "And that she vamped Bill."
"Some of the things she said about Buda Pesth were too dreadful,"
said Lady Coote. "I shall never forget them. Oswald, we must send a
subscription."
Sir Oswald grunted.
"I'll make a note of it, Lady Coote," said Rupert Bateman.
"Thank you, Mr. Bateman. I feel one ought to do something as a thank
offering. I can't imagine how Sir Oswald escaped being shot--letting
alone die of pneumonia."
"Don't be foolish, Maria," said Sir Oswald.
"I've always had a horror of cat burglars," said Lady Coote.
"Think of having the luck to meet one face to face. How thrilling!"
murmured Socks.
"Don't you believe it," said Jimmy. "It's damned painful." And he
patted his right arm gingerly.
"How is the poor arm?" inquired Lady Coote.
"Oh, pretty well all right now. But it's been the most confounded
nuisance having to do everything with the left hand. I'm no good
whatever with it."
"Every child should be brought up to be ambidextrous," said Sir Oswald.
"Oh!" said Socks, somewhat out of her depth. "Is that like seals?"
"Not amphibious," said Mr. Bateman. "Ambidextrous means using either
hand equally well."
"Oh!" said Socks, looking at Sir Oswald with respect. "Can you?"
"Certainly; I can write with either hand."
"But not with both at once?"
"That would not be practical," said Sir Oswald shortly.
"No," said Socks thoughtfully. "I suppose that would be a bit too
subtle."
"It would be a grand thing now in a Government department," observed
Mr. O'Rourke, "if one could keep the right hand from knowing what the
left hand was doing."
"Can you use both hands?"
"No, indeed. I'm the most right-handed person that ever was."
"But you deal cards with your left hand," said the observant Bateman.
"I noticed the other night."
"Oh, but that's different entirely," said Mr. O'Rourke easily.
A gong with a sombre note pealed out and everyone went upstairs to
dress for dinner.
After dinner Sir Oswald and Lady Coote, Mr. Bateman and Mr. O'Rourke
played bridge and Jimmy passed a flirtatious evening with Socks. The
last words Jimmy heard as he retreated up the staircase that night were
Sir Oswald saying to his wife:
"You'll never make a bridge player, Maria."
And her reply:
"I know, dear. So you always say. You owe Mr. O'Rourke another pound,
Oswald. That's right."
It was some two hours later that Jimmy crept noiselessly (or so he
hoped) down the stairs. He made one brief visit to the dining-room
and then found his way to Sir Oswald's study. There, after listening
intently for a minute or two, he set to work. Most of the drawers
of the desk were locked, but a curiously shaped bit of wire in
Jimmy's hand soon saw to that. One by one the drawers yielded to his
manipulations.
Drawer by drawer he sorted through methodically, being careful to
replace everything in the same order. Once or twice he stopped
to listen, fancying he heard some distant sound. But he remained
undisturbed.
The last drawer was looked through. Jimmy now knew--or could have
known had he been paying attention--many interesting details relating
to steel; but he had found nothing of what he wanted--a reference to
Herr Eberhard's invention or anything that could give him a clue to
the identity of the mysterious No. 7. He had, perhaps, hardly hoped
that he would. It was an off-chance and he had taken it--but he had not
expected much result--except by sheer luck.
He tested the drawers to make sure that he had relocked them securely.
He knew Rupert Bateman's powers of minute observation and glanced round
the room to make sure that he had left no incriminating trace of his
presence.
"That's that," he muttered to himself softly. "Nothing there. Well,
perhaps I'll have better luck to-morrow morning--if the girls only play
up."
He came out of the study, closing the door behind him and locking it.
For a moment he thought he heard a sound quite near him, but decided he
had been mistaken. He felt his way noiselessly along the great hall.
Just enough light came from the high vaulted windows to enable him to
pick his way without stumbling into anything.
Again he heard a soft sound--he heard it quite certainly this time and
without the possibility of making a mistake. He was not alone in the
hall. Somebody else was there, moving as stealthily as he was. His
heart beat suddenly very fast.
With a sudden spring he jumped to the electric switch and turned on the
lights. The sudden glare made him blink--but he saw plainly enough. Not
four feet away stood Rupert Bateman.
"My goodness, Pongo," cried Jimmy, "you did give me a start. Slinking
about like that in the dark."
"I heard a noise," explained Mr. Bateman severely. "I thought burglars
had got in and I came down to see."
Jimmy looked thoughtfully at Mr. Bateman's rubber-soled feet.
"You think of everything, Pongo," he said genially. "Even a lethal
weapon."
His eye rested on the bulge in the other's pocket.
"It's as well to be armed. One never knows whom one may meet."
"I am glad you didn't shoot," said Jimmy. "I'm a bit tired of being
shot at."
"I might easily have done so," said Mr. Bateman.
"It would be dead against the law if you did," said Jimmy. "You've got
to make quite sure the beggar's house-breaking, you know, before you
pot at him. You mustn't jump to conclusions. Otherwise you'd have to
explain why you shot a guest on a perfectly innocent errand like mine."
"By the way, what did you come down for?"
"I was hungry," said Jimmy. "I rather fancied a dry biscuit."
"There are some biscuits in a tin by your bed," said Rupert Bateman.
He was staring at Jimmy very intently through his horn-rimmed
spectacles.
"Ah! That's where the staff work has gone wrong, old boy. There's a
tin there with 'Biscuits for Starving Visitors' on it. But when the
starving visitor opened it--nothing inside. So I just toddled down to
the dining-room."
And with a sweet, ingenuous smile, Jimmy produced from his
dressing-gown pocket a handful of biscuits.
There was a moment's pause.
"And now I think I'll toddle back to bed," said Jimmy. "Night-night,
Pongo."
With an affectation of nonchalance, he mounted the staircase. Rupert
Bateman followed him. At the doorway of his room, Jimmy paused as if to
say good-night once more.
"It's an extraordinary thing about these biscuits," said Mr. Bateman.
"Do you mind if I just--"
"Certainly, laddie, look for yourself."
Mr. Bateman strode across the room, opened the biscuit box and stared
at its emptiness.
"Very remiss," he murmured. "Well, good-night."
He withdrew. Jimmy sat on the edge of his bed listening for a minute.
"That was a narrow shave," he murmured to himself. "Suspicious sort of
chap, Pongo. Never seems to sleep. Nasty habit of his prowling around
with a revolver."
He got up and opened one of the drawers of the dressing-table. Beneath
an assortment of ties lay a pile of biscuits.
"There's nothing for it," said Jimmy. "I shall have to eat all the
damned things. Ten to one, Pongo will come prowling round in the
morning."
With a sigh, he settled down to a meal of biscuits for which he had no
inclination whatever.