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book Cornelia had placed in the tree.

"It is hers," said Emilia.

He opened it and pointed to his initials. She looked in his face.

"Are you very ill?"

Adela turned round from Edward's neighbouring head. "Who is ill?"

Cornelia brought Freshfield to a stop: "Ill?"

Before them all, book in hand, Mr. Barrett had to give assurance that he

was hearty, and to appear to think that his words were accepted, in spite

of blanched jowl and reddened under-lid. Cornelia threw him one glance:

his eyes closed under it. Adela found it necessary to address some such

comforting exclamation as 'Goodness gracious!' to her observant spirit.

In the park-path, leading to the wood, Arabella was seen as they came out

the young branches that fringed the firs. She hurried up.

"I have been looking for you. Papa has arrived with Sir Twickenham Pryme,

who dines with us."

Adela unhesitatingly struck a blow.

"Lady Pryme, we make place for you."

And she crossed to Cornelia. Cornelia kept her eyes fixed on Adela's

mouth, as one looks at a place whence a venomous reptile has darted out.

Her eyelids shut, and she stood a white sculpture of pain, pitiable to

see. Emilia took her hand, encouraging the tightening fingers with a

responsive pressure. The group shuffled awkwardly together, though Adela

did her best. She was very angry with Mr. Barrett for wearing that

absurdly pale aspect. She was even angry with his miserable bankrupt face

for mounting a muscular edition of the smile Cornelia had shown. "His

feelings!" she cried internally; and the fact presented itself to her,

that feelings were a luxury utterly unfit for poor men, who were to be

accused of presumption for indulging in them.

"Now, I suppose you are happy?" she spoke low between Arabella and

Edward.

The effect of these words was to colour violently two pair of cheeks.

Arabella's behaviour did not quite satisfy the fair critic. Edward Buxley

was simply caught in a trap: He had the folly to imagine that by laughing

he released himself.

"Is not that the laugh of an engaged?" said Adela to Freshfield.

He replied: "That would have been my idea under other conditions," and

looked meaningly.

She met the look with: "There are harsh conditions in life, are there

not?" and left him sufficiently occupied by his own sensations.

"Mr. Barrett," she inquired (partly to assist the wretch out of his

compromising depression, and also that the question represented a real

matter of debate in her mind), "I want your opinion; will you give it me?

Apropos of slang, why does it sit well on some people? It certainly does

not vulgarize them. After all, in many cases, it is what they call 'racy

idiom.' Perhaps our delicacy is strained?"

Now, it was Mr. Barrett's established manner to speak in a deliberately

ready fashion upon the introduction of a new topic. Habit made him, on

this occasion, respond instantly; but the opening of the gates displayed

the confusion of ideas within and the rageing tumult.

He said: "In many cases. There are two sorts. If you could call it the

language of nature! which anything...I beg your pardon, Slang! Polite

society rightly excludes it, because..."

"Yes, yes," returned Adela; "but do we do rightly in submitting to the

absolute tyranny?--I mean, I think, originality flies from us in

consequence."

The pitiable mortal became a trifle more luminous: "The objection is to

the repetition of risked phrases. A happy audacity of expression may

pass. It is bad taste to repeat it, that is all. Then there is the slang

of heavy boorishness, and the slang of impatient wit..."

"Is there any fine distinction between the extremes?" said Cornelia, in

as clear a tone as she could summon.

"I think," observed Arabella, "that whatever shows staleness speedily is

self-condemned; and that is the case with slang."

"And yet it's to avoid some feeling of the sort that people employ it,"

was Adela's remark; and the discussion of this theme dropped lifelessly,

and they walked on as before.

Coming to a halt near the garden gate, Adela tapped Emilia's cheek,

addressing her: "How demure she has become!"

"Ah!" went Arabella, "does she know papa has had a letter from Mr.

Pericles, who wrote from Milan to say that he has made arrangements for

her to enter the Academy there, and will come to fetch her in a few

days?"

Emilia's wrists crossed below her neck, while she gave ear.

"To take me away?" she said.

The tragic attitude and outcry, with the mournful flash of her eyes,

might have told Emilia's tale.

Adela unwillingly shielded her by interpreting the scene. "See! she must

be a born actress. They always exaggerate in that style, so that you

would really think she had a mighty passion for Brookfield."

"Or in it," suggested Freshfield.

"Or in it!" she laughed assentingly.

Mr. Pole was perceived entering the garden, rubbing his hands a little

too obsequiously to some remark of the baronet's, as the critical ladies

imagined. Sir Twickenham's arm spread out in a sweep; Mr. Pole's head

nodded. After the ceremony of the salute, the ladies were informed of Sir

Twickenham's observation: Sir Twickenham Pryme, a statistical member of

Parliament, a well-preserved half-century in age, a gentleman in bearing,

passably grey-headed, his whiskers brushed out neatly, as if he knew them

individually and had the exact amount of them collectively at his

fingers' ends: Sir Twickenham had said of Mr. Pole's infant park that if

devoted to mangold-wurzel it would be productive and would pay: whereas

now it was not ornamental and was waste.

"Sir Twickenham calculates," said Mr. Pole, "that we should have a crop

of--eh?"

"The average?" Sir Twickenham asked, on the evident upward mounting of a

sum in his brain. And then, with a relaxing look upon Cornelia: "Perhaps

you might have fifteen, sixteen, perhaps for the first year; or, say--you

see, the exact acreage is unknown to me. Say roughly, ten thousand sacks

the first year."

"Of what?" inquired Cornelia.

"Mangold-wurzel," said the baronet.

She gazed about her. Mr. Barrett was gone.

"But, no doubt, you take no interest in such reckonings?" Sir Twickenham

added.

"On the contrary, I take every interest in practical details."

Practical men believe this when they hear it from the lips of

gentlewomen, and without philosophically analyzing the fact that it is

because the practical quality possesses simply the fascination of a form

of strength. Sir Twickenham pursued his details. Day closed on Brookfield

blankly. Nevertheless, the ladies felt that the situation was now

dignified by tragic feeling, and remembering keenly how they had been

degraded of late, they had a sad enjoyment of the situation.