CHAPTER II

“And is there care in heaven? and is there love

In heavenly spirits to these creatures base

That may compassion of their evils move?

There is:—else much more wretched were the case

Of men than beasts: But oh! the exceeding grace

Of Highest God that loves His creatures so,

And all His works with mercy doth embrace,

That blessed Angels He sends to and fro,

To serve to wicked man, to serve His wicked foe!”

SPENSER.

[Picture: Tom at the old dame’s house] A MILE off, and a thousand feet

down.

So Tom found it; though it seemed as if he could have chucked a pebble on

to the back of the woman in the red petticoat who was weeding in the

garden, or even across the dale to the rocks beyond. For the bottom of

the valley was just one field broad, and on the other side ran the

stream; and above it, gray crag, gray down, gray stair, gray moor walled

up to heaven.

A quiet, silent, rich, happy place; a narrow crack cut deep into the

earth; so deep, and so out of the way, that the bad bogies can hardly

find it out. The name of the place is Vendale; and if you want to see it

for yourself, you must go up into the High Craven, and search from

Bolland Forest north by Ingleborough, to the Nine Standards and Cross

Fell; and if you have not found it, you must turn south, and search the

Lake Mountains, down to Scaw Fell and the sea; and then, if you have not

found it, you must go northward again by merry Carlisle, and search the

Cheviots all across, from Annan Water to Berwick Law; and then, whether

you have found Vendale or not, you will have found such a country, and

such a people, as ought to make you proud of being a British boy.

So Tom went to go down; and first he went down three hundred feet of

steep heather, mixed up with loose brown gritstone, as rough as a file;

which was not pleasant to his poor little heels, as he came bump, stump,

jump, down the steep. And still he thought he could throw a stone into

the garden.

Then he went down three hundred feet of lime-stone terraces, one below

the other, as straight as if a carpenter had ruled them with his ruler

and then cut them out with his chisel. There was no heath there, but—

First, a little grass slope, covered with the prettiest flowers, rockrose

and saxifrage, and thyme and basil, and all sorts of sweet herbs.

Then bump down a two-foot step of limestone.

Then another bit of grass and flowers.

Then bump down a one-foot step.

Then another bit of grass and flowers for fifty yards, as steep as the

house-roof, where he had to slide down on his dear little tail.

Then another step of stone, ten feet high; and there he had to stop

himself, and crawl along the edge to find a crack; for if he had rolled

over, he would have rolled right into the old woman’s garden, and

frightened her out of her wits.

Then, when he had found a dark narrow crack, full of green-stalked fern,

such as hangs in the basket in the drawing-room, and had crawled down

through it, with knees and elbows, as he would down a chimney, there was

another grass slope, and another step, and so on, till—oh, dear me! I

wish it was all over; and so did he. And yet he thought he could throw a

stone into the old woman’s garden.

At last he came to a bank of beautiful shrubs; white-beam with its great

silver-backed leaves, and mountain-ash, and oak; and below them cliff and

crag, cliff and crag, with great beds of crown-ferns and wood-sedge;

while through the shrubs he could see the stream sparkling, and hear it

murmur on the white pebbles. He did not know that it was three hundred

feet below.

You would have been giddy, perhaps, at looking down: but Tom was not. He

was a brave little chimney-sweep; and when he found himself on the top of

a high cliff, instead of sitting down and crying for his baba (though he

never had had any baba to cry for), he said, “Ah, this will just suit

me!” though he was very tired; and down he went, by stock and stone,

sedge and ledge, bush and rush, as if he had been born a jolly little

black ape, with four hands instead of two.

And all the while he never saw the Irishwoman coming down behind him.

But he was getting terribly tired now. The burning sun on the fells had

sucked him up; but the damp heat of the woody crag sucked him up still

more; and the perspiration ran out of the ends of his fingers and toes,

and washed him cleaner than he had been for a whole year. But, of

course, he dirtied everything, terribly as he went. There has been a

great black smudge all down the crag ever since. And there have been

more black beetles in Vendale since than ever were known before; all, of

course, owing to Tom’s having blacked the original papa of them all, just

as he was setting off to be married, with a sky-blue coat and scarlet

leggins, as smart as a gardener’s dog with a polyanthus in his mouth.

At last he got to the bottom. But, behold, it was not the bottom—as

people usually find when they are coming down a mountain. For at the

foot of the crag were heaps and heaps of fallen limestone of every size

from that of your head to that of a stage-waggon, with holes between them

full of sweet heath-fern; and before Tom got through them, he was out in

the bright sunshine again; and then he felt, once for all and suddenly,

as people generally do, that he was b-e-a-t, beat.

You must expect to be beat a few times in your life, little man, if you

live such a life as a man ought to live, let you be as strong and healthy

as you may: and when you are, you will find it a very ugly feeling. I

hope that that day you may have a stout staunch friend by you who is not

beat; for, if you have not, you had best lie where you are, and wait for

better times, as poor Tom did.

He could not get on. The sun was burning, and yet he felt chill all

over. He was quite empty, and yet he felt quite sick. There was but two

hundred yards of smooth pasture between him and the cottage, and yet he

could not walk down it. He could hear the stream murmuring only one

field beyond it, and yet it seemed to him as if it was a hundred miles

off.

He lay down on the grass till the beetles ran over him, and the flies

settled on his nose. I don’t know when he would have got up again, if

the gnats and the midges had not taken compassion on him. But the gnats

blew their trumpets so loud in his ear, and the midges nibbled so at his

hands and face wherever they could find a place free from soot, that at

last he woke up, and stumbled away, down over a low wall, and into a

narrow road, and up to the cottage-door.

And a neat pretty cottage it was, with clipped yew hedges all round the

garden, and yews inside too, cut into peacocks and trumpets and teapots

and all kinds of queer shapes. And out of the open door came a noise

like that of the frogs on the Great-A, when they know that it is going to

be scorching hot to-morrow—and how they know that I don’t know, and you

don’t know, and nobody knows.

He came slowly up to the open door, which was all hung round with

clematis and roses; and then peeped in, half afraid.

And there sat by the empty fireplace, which was filled with a pot of

sweet herbs, the nicest old woman that ever was seen, in her red

petticoat, and short dimity bedgown, and clean white cap, with a black

silk handkerchief over it, tied under her chin. At her feet sat the

grandfather of all the cats; and opposite her sat, on two benches, twelve

or fourteen neat, rosy, chubby little children, learning their

Chris-cross-row; and gabble enough they made about it.

Such a pleasant cottage it was, with a shiny clean stone floor, and

curious old prints on the walls, and an old black oak sideboard full of

bright pewter and brass dishes, and a cuckoo clock in the corner, which

began shouting as soon as Tom appeared: not that it was frightened at

Tom, but that it was just eleven o’clock.

All the children started at Tom’s dirty black figure,—the girls began to

cry, and the boys began to laugh, and all pointed at him rudely enough;

but Tom was too tired to care for that.

“What art thou, and what dost want?” cried the old dame. “A

chimney-sweep! Away with thee! I’ll have no sweeps here.”

“Water,” said poor little Tom, quite faint.

“Water? There’s plenty i’ the beck,” she said, quite sharply.

“But I can’t get there; I’m most clemmed with hunger and drought.” And

Tom sank down upon the door-step, and laid his head against the post.

And the old dame looked at him through her spectacles one minute, and

two, and three; and then she said, “He’s sick; and a bairn’s a bairn,

sweep or none.”

“Water,” said Tom.

“God forgive me!” and she put by her spectacles, and rose, and came to

Tom. “Water’s bad for thee; I’ll give thee milk.” And she toddled off

into the next room, and brought a cup of milk and a bit of bread.

Tom drank the milk off at one draught, and then looked up, revived.

“Where didst come from?” said the dame.

“Over Fell, there,” said Tom, and pointed up into the sky.

“Over Harthover? and down Lewthwaite Crag? Art sure thou art not lying?”

“Why should I?” said Tom, and leant his head against the post.

“And how got ye up there?”

“I came over from the Place;” and Tom was so tired and desperate he had

no heart or time to think of a story, so he told all the truth in a few

words.

“Bless thy little heart! And thou hast not been stealing, then?”

“No.”

“Bless thy little heart! and I’ll warrant not. Why, God’s guided the

bairn, because he was innocent! Away from the Place, and over Harthover

Fell, and down Lewthwaite Crag! Who ever heard the like, if God hadn’t

led him? Why dost not eat thy bread?”

“I can’t.”

“It’s good enough, for I made it myself.”

“I can’t,” said Tom, and he laid his head on his knees, and then asked—

“Is it Sunday?”

“No, then; why should it be?”

“Because I hear the church-bells ringing so.”

“Bless thy pretty heart! The bairn’s sick. Come wi’ me, and I’ll hap

thee up somewhere. If thou wert a bit cleaner I’d put thee in my own

bed, for the Lord’s sake. But come along here.”

But when Tom tried to get up, he was so tired and giddy that she had to

help him and lead him.

She put him in an outhouse upon soft sweet hay and an old rug, and bade

him sleep off his walk, and she would come to him when school was over,

in an hour’s time.

And so she went in again, expecting Tom to fall fast asleep at once.

But Tom did not fall asleep.

Instead of it he turned and tossed and kicked about in the strangest way,

and felt so hot all over that he longed to get into the river and cool

himself; and then he fell half asleep, and dreamt that he heard the

little white lady crying to him, “Oh, you’re so dirty; go and be washed;”

and then that he heard the Irishwoman saying, “Those that wish to be

clean, clean they will be.” And then he heard the church-bells ring so

loud, close to him too, that he was sure it must be Sunday, in spite of

what the old dame had said; and he would go to church, and see what a

church was like inside, for he had never been in one, poor little fellow,

in all his life. But the people would never let him come in, all over

soot and dirt like that. He must go to the river and wash first. And he

said out loud again and again, though being half asleep he did not know

it, “I must be clean, I must be clean.”

And all of a sudden he found himself, not in the outhouse on the hay, but

in the middle of a meadow, over the road, with the stream just before

him, saying continually, “I must be clean, I must be clean.” He had got

there on his own legs, between sleep and awake, as children will often

get out of bed, and go about the room, when they are not quite well. But

he was not a bit surprised, and went on to the bank of the brook, and lay

down on the grass, and looked into the clear, clear limestone water, with

every pebble at the bottom bright and clean, while the little silver

trout dashed about in fright at the sight of his black face; and he

dipped his hand in and found it so cool, cool, cool; and he said, “I will

be a fish; I will swim in the water; I must be clean, I must be clean.”

So he pulled off all his clothes in such haste that he tore some of them,

which was easy enough with such ragged old things. And he put his poor

hot sore feet into the water; and then his legs; and the farther he went

in, the more the church-bells rang in his head.

“Ah,” said Tom, “I must be quick and wash myself; the bells are ringing

quite loud now; and they will stop soon, and then the door will be shut,

and I shall never be able to get in at all.”

Tom was mistaken: for in England the church doors are left open all

service time, for everybody who likes to come in, Churchman or Dissenter;

ay, even if he were a Turk or a Heathen; and if any man dared to turn him

out, as long as he behaved quietly, the good old English law would punish

that man, as he deserved, for ordering any peaceable person out of God’s

house, which belongs to all alike. But Tom did not know that, any more

than he knew a great deal more which people ought to know.

And all the while he never saw the Irishwoman, not behind him this time,

but before.

[Picture: The Queen of them all]

For just before he came to the river side, she had stept down into the

cool clear water; and her shawl and her petticoat floated off her, and

the green water-weeds floated round her sides, and the white water-lilies

floated round her head, and the fairies of the stream came up from the

bottom and bore her away and down upon their arms; for she was the Queen

of them all; and perhaps of more besides.

“Where have you been?” they asked her.

“I have been smoothing sick folks’ pillows, and whispering sweet dreams

into their ears; opening cottage casements, to let out the stifling air;

coaxing little children away from gutters, and foul pools where fever

breeds; turning women from the gin-shop door, and staying men’s hands as

they were going to strike their wives; doing all I can to help those who

will not help themselves: and little enough that is, and weary work for

me. But I have brought you a new little brother, and watched him safe

all the way here.”

Then all the fairies laughed for joy at the thought that they had a

little brother coming.

“But mind, maidens, he must not see you, or know that you are here. He

is but a savage now, and like the beasts which perish; and from the

beasts which perish he must learn. So you must not play with him, or

speak to him, or let him see you: but only keep him from being harmed.”

Then the fairies were sad, because they could not play with their new

brother, but they always did what they were told.

And their Queen floated away down the river; and whither she went,

thither she came. But all this Tom, of course, never saw or heard: and

perhaps if he had it would have made little difference in the story; for

was so hot and thirsty, and longed so to be clean for once, that he

tumbled himself as quick as he could into the clear cool stream.

And he had not been in it two minutes before he fell fast asleep, into

the quietest, sunniest, cosiest sleep that ever he had in his life; and

he dreamt about the green meadows by which he had walked that morning,

and the tall elm-trees, and the sleeping cows; and after that he dreamt

of nothing at all.

The reason of his falling into such a delightful sleep is very simple;

and yet hardly any one has found it out. It was merely that the fairies

took him.

Some people think that there are no fairies. Cousin Cramchild tells

little folks so in his Conversations. Well, perhaps there are none—in

Boston, U.S., where he was raised. There are only a clumsy lot of

spirits there, who can’t make people hear without thumping on the table:

but they get their living thereby, and I suppose that is all they want.

And Aunt Agitate, in her Arguments on political economy, says there are

none. Well, perhaps there are none—in her political economy. But it is

a wide world, my little man—and thank Heaven for it, for else, between

crinolines and theories, some of us would get squashed—and plenty of room

in it for fairies, without people seeing them; unless, of course, they

look in the right place. The most wonderful and the strongest things in

the world, you know, are just the things which no one can see. There is

life in you; and it is the life in you which makes you grow, and move,

and think: and yet you can’t see it. And there is steam in a

steam-engine; and that is what makes it move: and yet you can’t see it;

and so there may be fairies in the world, and they may be just what makes

the world go round to the old tune of

“_C’est l’amour_, _l’amour_, _l’amour_

_Qui fait la monde à la ronde_:”

[Picture: Fairy cherub with arrow] and yet no one may be able to see them

except those whose hearts are going round to that same tune. At all

events, we will make believe that there are fairies in the world. It

will not be the last time by many a one that we shall have to make

believe. And yet, after all, there is no need for that. There must be

fairies; for this is a fairy tale: and how can one have a fairy tale if

there are no fairies?

You don’t see the logic of that? Perhaps not. Then please not to see

the logic of a great many arguments exactly like it, which you will hear

before your beard is gray.

The kind old dame came back at twelve, when school was over, to look at

Tom: but there was no Tom there. She looked about for his footprints;

but the ground was so hard that there was no slot, as they say in dear

old North Devon. And if you grow up to be a brave healthy man, you may

know some day what no slot means, and know too, I hope, what a slot does

mean—a broad slot, with blunt claws, which makes a man put out his cigar,

and set his teeth, and tighten his girths, when he sees it; and what his

rights mean, if he has them, brow, bay, tray, and points; and see

something worth seeing between Haddon Wood and Countisbury Cliff, with

good Mr. Palk Collyns to show you the way, and mend your bones as fast as

you smash them. Only when that jolly day comes, please don’t break your

neck; stogged in a mire you never will be, I trust; for you are a

heath-cropper bred and born.

So the old dame went in again quite sulky, thinking that little Tom had

tricked her with a false story, and shammed ill, and then run away again.

But she altered her mind the next day. For, when Sir John and the rest

of them had run themselves out of breath, and lost Tom, they went back

again, looking very foolish.

And they looked more foolish still when Sir John heard more of the story

from the nurse; and more foolish still, again, when they heard the whole

story from Miss Ellie, the little lady in white. All she had seen was a

poor little black chimney-sweep, crying and sobbing, and going to get up

the chimney again. Of course, she was very much frightened: and no

wonder. But that was all. The boy had taken nothing in the room; by the

mark of his little sooty feet, they could see that he had never been off

the hearthrug till the nurse caught hold of him. It was all a mistake.

So Sir John told Grimes to go home, and promised him five shillings if he

would bring the boy quietly up to him, without beating him, that he might

be sure of the truth. For he took for granted, and Grimes too, that Tom

had made his way home.

But no Tom came back to Mr. Grimes that evening; and he went to the

police-office, to tell them to look out for the boy. But no Tom was

heard of. As for his having gone over those great fells to Vendale, they

no more dreamed of that than of his having gone to the moon.

So Mr. Grimes came up to Harthover next day with a very sour face; but

when he got there, Sir John was over the hills and far away; and Mr.

Grimes had to sit in the outer servants’ hall all day, and drink strong

ale to wash away his sorrows; and they were washed away long before Sir

John came back.

For good Sir John had slept very badly that night; and he said to his

lady, “My dear, the boy must have got over into the grouse-moors, and

lost himself; and he lies very heavily on my conscience, poor little lad.

But I know what I will do.”

[Picture: Sir John]

So, at five the next morning up he got, and into his bath, and into his

shooting-jacket and gaiters, and into the stableyard, like a fine old

English gentleman, with a face as red as a rose, and a hand as hard as a

table, and a back as broad as a bullock’s; and bade them bring his

shooting pony, and the keeper to come on his pony, and the huntsman, and

the first whip, and the second whip, and the under-keeper with the

bloodhound in a leash—a great dog as tall as a calf, of the colour of a

gravel-walk, with mahogany ears and nose, and a throat like a

church-bell. They took him up to the place where Tom had gone into the

wood; and there the hound lifted up his mighty voice, and told them all

he knew.

Then he took them to the place where Tom had climbed the wall; and they

shoved it down, and all got through.

And then the wise dog took them over the moor, and over the fells, step

by step, very slowly; for the scent was a day old, you know, and very

light from the heat and drought. But that was why cunning old Sir John

started at five in the morning.

And at last he came to the top of Lewthwaite Crag, and there he bayed,

and looked up in their faces, as much as to say, “I tell you he is gone

down here!”

They could hardly believe that Tom would have gone so far; and when they

looked at that awful cliff, they could never believe that he would have

dared to face it. But if the dog said so, it must be true.

“Heaven forgive us!” said Sir John. “If we find him at all, we shall

find him lying at the bottom.” And he slapped his great hand upon his

great thigh, and said—

“Who will go down over Lewthwaite Crag, and see if that boy is alive? Oh

that I were twenty years younger, and I would go down myself!” And so he

would have done, as well as any sweep in the county. Then he said—

“Twenty pounds to the man who brings me that boy alive!” and as was his

way, what he said he meant.

Now among the lot was a little groom-boy, a very little groom indeed; and

he was the same who had ridden up the court, and told Tom to come to the

Hall; and he said—

“Twenty pounds or none, I will go down over Lewthwaite Crag, if it’s only

for the poor boy’s sake. For he was as civil a spoken little chap as

ever climbed a flue.”

So down over Lewthwaite Crag he went: a very smart groom he was at the

top, and a very shabby one at the bottom; for he tore his gaiters, and he

tore his breeches, and he tore his jacket, and he burst his braces, and

he burst his boots, and he lost his hat, and what was worst of all, he

lost his shirt pin, which he prized very much, for it was gold, and he

had won it in a raffle at Malton, and there was a figure at the top of

it, of t’ould mare, noble old Beeswing herself, as natural as life; so it

was a really severe loss: but he never saw anything of Tom.

And all the while Sir John and the rest were riding round, full three

miles to the right, and back again, to get into Vendale, and to the foot

of the crag.

When they came to the old dame’s school, all the children came out to

see. And the old dame came out too; and when she saw Sir John, she

curtsied very low, for she was a tenant of his.

“Well, dame, and how are you?” said Sir John.

“Blessings on you as broad as your back, Harthover,” says she—she didn’t

call him Sir John, but only Harthover, for that is the fashion in the

North country—“and welcome into Vendale: but you’re no hunting the fox

this time of the year?”

“I am hunting, and strange game too,” said he.

“Blessings on your heart, and what makes you look so sad the morn?”

“I’m looking for a lost child, a chimney-sweep, that is run away.”

“Oh, Harthover, Harthover,” says she, “ye were always a just man and a

merciful; and ye’ll no harm the poor little lad if I give you tidings of

him?”

“Not I, not I, dame. I’m afraid we hunted him out of the house all on a

miserable mistake, and the hound has brought him to the top of Lewthwaite

Crag, and—”

Whereat the old dame broke out crying, without letting him finish his

story.

“So he told me the truth after all, poor little dear! Ah, first thoughts

are best, and a body’s heart’ll guide them right, if they will but

hearken to it.” And then she told Sir John all.

“Bring the dog here, and lay him on,” said Sir John, without another

word, and he set his teeth very hard.

And the dog opened at once; and went away at the back of the cottage,

over the road, and over the meadow, and through a bit of alder copse; and

there, upon an alder stump, they saw Tom’s clothes lying. And then they

knew as much about it all as there was any need to know.

And Tom?

Ah, now comes the most wonderful part of this wonderful story. Tom, when

he woke, for of course he woke—children always wake after they have slept

exactly as long as is good for them—found himself swimming about in the

stream, being about four inches, or—that I may be accurate—3.87902 inches

long and having round the parotid region of his fauces a set of external

gills (I hope you understand all the big words) just like those of a

sucking eft, which he mistook for a lace frill, till he pulled at them,

found he hurt himself, and made up his mind that they were part of

himself, and best left alone.

In fact, the fairies had turned him into a water-baby.

A water-baby? You never heard of a water-baby. Perhaps not. That is

the very reason why this story was written. There are a great many

things in the world which you never heard of; and a great many more which

nobody ever heard of; and a great many things, too, which nobody will

ever hear of, at least until the coming of the Cocqcigrues, when man

shall be the measure of all things.

“But there are no such things as water-babies.”

How do you know that? Have you been there to see? And if you had been

there to see, and had seen none, that would not prove that there were

none. If Mr. Garth does not find a fox in Eversley Wood—as folks

sometimes fear he never will—that does not prove that there are no such

things as foxes. And as is Eversley Wood to all the woods in England, so

are the waters we know to all the waters in the world. And no one has a

right to say that no water-babies exist, till they have seen no

water-babies existing; which is quite a different thing, mind, from not

seeing water-babies; and a thing which nobody ever did, or perhaps ever

will do.

[Picture: Water baby]

“But surely if there were water-babies, somebody would have caught one at

least?”

Well. How do you know that somebody has not?

“But they would have put it into spirits, or into the _Illustrated News_,

or perhaps cut it into two halves, poor dear little thing, and sent one

to Professor Owen, and one to Professor Huxley, to see what they would

each say about it.”

Ah, my dear little man! that does not follow at all, as you will see

before the end of the story.

“But a water-baby is contrary to nature.”

Well, but, my dear little man, you must learn to talk about such things,

when you grow older, in a very different way from that. You must not

talk about “ain’t” and “can’t” when you speak of this great wonderful

world round you, of which the wisest man knows only the very smallest

corner, and is, as the great Sir Isaac Newton said, only a child picking

up pebbles on the shore of a boundless ocean.

[Picture: Examining a water baby in a jar]

You must not say that this cannot be, or that that is contrary to nature.

You do not know what Nature is, or what she can do; and nobody knows; not

even Sir Roderick Murchison, or Professor Owen, or Professor Sedgwick, or

Professor Huxley, or Mr. Darwin, or Professor Faraday, or Mr. Grove, or

any other of the great men whom good boys are taught to respect. They

are very wise men; and you must listen respectfully to all they say: but

even if they should say, which I am sure they never would, “That cannot

exist. That is contrary to nature,” you must wait a little, and see; for

perhaps even they may be wrong. It is only children who read Aunt

Agitate’s Arguments, or Cousin Cramchild’s Conversations; or lads who go

to popular lectures, and see a man pointing at a few big ugly pictures on

the wall, or making nasty smells with bottles and squirts, for an hour or

two, and calling that anatomy or chemistry—who talk about “cannot exist,”

and “contrary to nature.” Wise men are afraid to say that there is

anything contrary to nature, except what is contrary to mathematical

truth; for two and two cannot make five, and two straight lines cannot

join twice, and a part cannot be as great as the whole, and so on (at

least, so it seems at present): but the wiser men are, the less they talk

about “cannot.” That is a very rash, dangerous word, that “cannot”; and

if people use it too often, the Queen of all the Fairies, who makes the

clouds thunder and the fleas bite, and takes just as much trouble about

one as about the other, is apt to astonish them suddenly by showing them,

that though they say she cannot, yet she can, and what is more, will,

whether they approve or not.

And therefore it is, that there are dozens and hundreds of things in the

world which we should certainly have said were contrary to nature, if we

did not see them going on under our eyes all day long. If people had

never seen little seeds grow into great plants and trees, of quite

different shape from themselves, and these trees again produce fresh

seeds, to grow into fresh trees, they would have said, “The thing cannot

be; it is contrary to nature.” And they would have been quite as right

in saying so, as in saying that most other things cannot be.

Or suppose again, that you had come, like M. Du Chaillu, a traveller from

unknown parts; and that no human being had ever seen or heard of an

elephant. And suppose that you described him to people, and said, “This

is the shape, and plan, and anatomy of the beast, and of his feet, and of

his trunk, and of his grinders, and of his tusks, though they are not

tusks at all, but two fore teeth run mad; and this is the section of his

skull, more like a mushroom than a reasonable skull of a reasonable or

unreasonable beast; and so forth, and so forth; and though the beast

(which I assure you I have seen and shot) is first cousin to the little

hairy coney of Scripture, second cousin to a pig, and (I suspect)

thirteenth or fourteenth cousin to a rabbit, yet he is the wisest of all

beasts, and can do everything save read, write, and cast accounts.”

People would surely have said, “Nonsense; your elephant is contrary to

nature;” and have thought you were telling stories—as the French thought

of Le Vaillant when he came back to Paris and said that he had shot a

giraffe; and as the king of the Cannibal Islands thought of the English

sailor, when he said that in his country water turned to marble, and rain

fell as feathers. They would tell you, the more they knew of science,

“Your elephant is an impossible monster, contrary to the laws of

comparative anatomy, as far as yet known.” To which you would answer the

less, the more you thought.

Did not learned men, too, hold, till within the last twenty-five years,

that a flying dragon was an impossible monster? And do we not now know

that there are hundreds of them found fossil up and down the world?

People call them Pterodactyles: but that is only because they are ashamed

to call them flying dragons, after denying so long that flying dragons

could exist.

The truth is, that folks’ fancy that such and such things cannot be,

simply because they have not seen them, is worth no more than a savage’s

fancy that there cannot be such a thing as a locomotive, because he never

saw one running wild in the forest. Wise men know that their business is

to examine what is, and not to settle what is not. They know that there

are elephants; they know that there have been flying dragons; and the

wiser they are, the less inclined they will be to say positively that

there are no water-babies.

No water-babies, indeed? Why, wise men of old said that everything on

earth had its double in the water; and you may see that that is, if not

quite true, still quite as true as most other theories which you are

likely to hear for many a day. There are land-babies—then why not

water-babies? _Are there not water-rats_, _water-flies_,

_water-crickets_, _water-crabs_, _water-tortoises_, _water-scorpions_,

_water-tigers and water-hogs_, _water-cats and water-dogs_, _sea-lions

and sea-bears_, _sea-horses and sea-elephants_, _sea-mice and

sea-urchins_, _sea-razors and sea-pens_, _sea-combs and sea-fans_; _and

of plants_, _are there not water-grass_, _and water-crowfoot_,

_water-milfoil_, _and so on_, _without end_?

“But all these things are only nicknames; the water things are not really

akin to the land things.”

That’s not always true. They are, in millions of cases, not only of the

same family, but actually the same individual creatures. Do not even you

know that a green drake, and an alder-fly, and a dragon-fly, live under

water till they change their skins, just as Tom changed his? And if a

water animal can continually change into a land animal, why should not a

land animal sometimes change into a water animal? Don’t be put down by

any of Cousin Cramchild’s arguments, but stand up to him like a man, and

answer him (quite respectfully, of course) thus:—

If Cousin Cramchild says, that if there are water-babies, they must grow

into water-men, ask him how he knows that they do not? and then, how he

knows that they must, any more than the Proteus of the Adelsberg caverns

grows into a perfect newt.

If he says that it is too strange a transformation for a land-baby to

turn into a water-baby, ask him if he ever heard of the transformation of

Syllis, or the Distomas, or the common jelly-fish, of which M.

Quatrefages says excellently well—“Who would not exclaim that a miracle

had come to pass, if he saw a reptile come out of the egg dropped by the

hen in his poultry-yard, and the reptile give birth at once to an

indefinite number of fishes and birds? Yet the history of the jelly-fish

is quite as wonderful as that would be.” Ask him if he knows about all

this; and if he does not, tell him to go and look for himself; and advise

him (very respectfully, of course) to settle no more what strange things

cannot happen, till he has seen what strange things do happen every day.

If he says that things cannot degrade, that is, change downwards into

lower forms, ask him, who told him that water-babies were lower than

land-babies? But even if they were, does he know about the strange

degradation of the common goose-barnacles, which one finds sticking on

ships’ bottoms; or the still stranger degradation of some cousins of

theirs, of which one hardly likes to talk, so shocking and ugly it is?

And, lastly, if he says (as he most certainly will) that these

transformations only take place in the lower animals, and not in the

higher, say that that seems to little boys, and to some grown people, a

very strange fancy. For if the changes of the lower animals are so

wonderful, and so difficult to discover, why should not there be changes

in the higher animals far more wonderful, and far more difficult to

discover? And may not man, the crown and flower of all things, undergo

some change as much more wonderful than all the rest, as the Great

Exhibition is more wonderful than a rabbit-burrow? Let him answer that.

And if he says (as he will) that not having seen such a change in his

experience, he is not bound to believe it, ask him respectfully, where

his microscope has been? Does not each of us, in coming into this world,

go through a transformation just as wonderful as that of a sea-egg, or a

butterfly? and do not reason and analogy, as well as Scripture, tell us

that that transformation is not the last? and that, though what we shall

be, we know not, yet we are here but as the crawling caterpillar, and

shall be hereafter as the perfect fly. The old Greeks, heathens as they

were, saw as much as that two thousand years ago; and I care very little

for Cousin Cramchild, if he sees even less than they. And so forth, and

so forth, till he is quite cross. And then tell him that if there are no

water-babies, at least there ought to be; and that, at least, he cannot

answer.

And meanwhile, my dear little man, till you know a great deal more about

nature than Professor Owen and Professor Huxley put together, don’t tell

me about what cannot be, or fancy that anything is too wonderful to be

true. “We are fearfully and wonderfully made,” said old David; and so we

are; and so is everything around us, down to the very deal table. Yes;

much more fearfully and wonderfully made, already, is the table, as it

stands now, nothing but a piece of dead deal wood, than if, as foxes say,

and geese believe, spirits could make it dance, or talk to you by rapping

on it.

Am I in earnest? Oh dear no! Don’t you know that this is a fairy tale,

and all fun and pretence; and that you are not to believe one word of it,

even if it is true?

But at all events, so it happened to Tom. And, therefore, the keeper,

and the groom, and Sir John made a great mistake, and were very unhappy

(Sir John at least) without any reason, when they found a black thing in

the water, and said it was Tom’s body, and that he had been drowned.

They were utterly mistaken. Tom was quite alive; and cleaner, and

merrier, than he ever had been. The fairies had washed him, you see, in

the swift river, so thoroughly, that not only his dirt, but his whole

husk and shell had been washed quite off him, and the pretty little real

Tom was washed out of the inside of it, and swam away, as a caddis does

when its case of stones and silk is bored through, and away it goes on

its back, paddling to the shore, there to split its skin, and fly away as

a caperer, on four fawn-coloured wings, with long legs and horns. They

are foolish fellows, the caperers, and fly into the candle at night, if

you leave the door open. We will hope Tom will be wiser, now he has got

safe out of his sooty old shell.

[Picture: Collage of events]

But good Sir John did not understand all this, not being a fellow of the

Linnæan Society; and he took it into his head that Tom was drowned. When

they looked into the empty pockets of his shell, and found no jewels

there, nor money—nothing but three marbles, and a brass button with a

string to it—then Sir John did something as like crying as ever he did in

his life, and blamed himself more bitterly than he need have done. So he

cried, and the groom-boy cried, and the huntsman cried, and the dame

cried, and the little girl cried, and the dairymaid cried, and the old

nurse cried (for it was somewhat her fault), and my lady cried, for

though people have wigs, that is no reason why they should not have

hearts; but the keeper did not cry, though he had been so good-natured to

Tom the morning before; for he was so dried up with running after

poachers, that you could no more get tears out of him than milk out of

leather: and Grimes did not cry, for Sir John gave him ten pounds, and he

drank it all in a week. Sir John sent, far and wide, to find Tom’s

father and mother: but he might have looked till Doomsday for them, for

one was dead, and the other was in Botany Bay. And the little girl would

not play with her dolls for a whole week, and never forgot poor little

Tom. And soon my lady put a pretty little tombstone over Tom’s shell in

the little churchyard in Vendale, where the old dalesmen all sleep side

by side between the lime-stone crags. And the dame decked it with

garlands every Sunday, till she grew so old that she could not stir

abroad; then the little children decked it, for her. And always she sang

an old old song, as she sat spinning what she called her wedding-dress.

The children could not understand it, but they liked it none the less for

that; for it was very sweet, and very sad; and that was enough for them.

And these are the words of it:—

_When all the world is young_, _lad_,

_And all the trees are green_;

_And every goose a swan_, _lad_,

_And every lass a queen_;

_Then hey for boot and horse_, _lad_,

_And round the world away_;

_Young blood must have its course_, _lad_,

_And every dog his day_.

_When all the world is old_, _lad_,

_And all the trees are brown_;

_And all the sport is stale_, _lad_,

_And all the wheels run down_;

_Creep home_, _and take your place there_,

_The spent and maimed among_:

_God grant you find one face there_,

_You loved when all was young_.

[Picture: Time and the old man]

Those are the words: but they are only the body of it: the soul of the

song was the dear old woman’s sweet face, and sweet voice, and the sweet

old air to which she sang; and that, alas! one cannot put on paper. And

at last she grew so stiff and lame, that the angels were forced to carry

her; and they helped her on with her wedding-dress, and carried her up

over Harthover Fells, and a long way beyond that too; and there was a new

schoolmistress in Vendale, and we will hope that she was not

certificated.

And all the while Tom was swimming about in the river, with a pretty

little lace-collar of gills about his neck, as lively as a grig, and as

clean as a fresh-run salmon.

Now if you don’t like my story, then go to the schoolroom and learn your

multiplication-table, and see if you like that better. Some people, no

doubt, would do so. So much the better for us, if not for them. It

takes all sorts, they say, to make a world.

[Picture: Water baby and sums]