CHAPTER V

THE ANCIENT HIGH HOUSE

I had found Mistress Tonks in her little back room, where she

manufactured marry-me-quick by day and slept by night. Her cottage

contained only one other room, serving as shop and living room, and

fronting on a narrow lane which turned abruptly from the main street at

the bridge-end to follow the curve of the walls. By the time I returned

with Mistress Waynflete she had shuttered the window of the shop, snuffed

the candles, and stirred the fire into a blaze.

Marry-me-quick was an ancient, wizened, little woman, so small that she

hardly escaped being a dwarf, humpbacked, and inexpressibly ugly. In times

not so long gone by she would assuredly have burned as a witch, and many

supposed her to be in league with the evil one. But in actual fact she was

a cheery, voluble, and warm-hearted little body, and one on whom I could

rely to serve us in this pinch.

"Mistress Tonks," I said, "I want you to shelter this lady for the night."

"To be sure," chirped the little woman. "Luckily I've kept the sojers

off. Every house in the town is full of 'em, and the Mayor's at his wits'

end to know how to stuff 'em all in. I should think a score of 'em have

come here, in ones, and twos, and threes; and when I stood bold up to them

and said, 'Do you want any marry-me-quick?' they were off like scared

rabbits. A great, sweet lady like you wouldn't think it, of course, but

it's a godsend at times for a lone woman when she's ugly enough to turn

cream sour, and somedeal crooked o' the body into the bargain."

"I shall certainly desire some marry-me-quick," said Mistress Waynflete,

deftly evading the awkward conclusion of this speech, "for Master Wheatman

has described it in terms that make my mouth water. And though you do not

want to billet soldiers, you will, I know, befriend a soldier's daughter."

"I should befriend the devil's dam, asking your ladyship's pardon, if

Master Wheatman brought her here. I'm a little, lone, ugly woman, but

Master Noll always stood by me. The lads, drat 'em, were for ever pinching

Master Dobson's bull's-eyes and gingerbread, and him mayor of the town,

though he's got lots grander than that since, but they never pinched any

marry-me-quick, not in Master Noll's time. But he's gone now, and I'm not

as nimble as I used to be. Jesus help me, how he had used to fight! He

used to put my heart in my mouth, coming in here all blood and muck to

wash himself afore he went home. But take your things off and make

yourself at home."

"I'm afraid you'll hear a too full and too true account of me, madam,

while I am away," said I. "Soldiers are likely to call, but you can leave

Mistress Tonks to deal with them. Still, please discard your own jacket

and hat, and wear mother's domino. It's homely and country-like, and you

must pull the hood over your head, since, if your hair has been described,

and any soldier who calls has heard of it, he will have to be blind not to

notice it."

"Yes, it's dreadful stuff," she said, with amusing meekness.

"So dreadful, madam," said I soberly, "that all England cannot match it.

Therefore you must hide it, lest it should shock some poor soldier who

comes seeking a billet and finds it."

She took off her hat, preparing to do what I asked, and the wondrous

yellow hair, coils upon coils of it, was revealed. "Jesus help me," said

little Marry-me-quick in a hushed voice, "the back of her head looks like

a harvest moon. If the same God that made her ladyship made me, we shall

begin life in heaven with a row, that's all I've got to say."

I smiled at the quaint conceit of the little woman, which lost its

irreverence towards God in its reverence for His handiwork. "Now mother

Tonks," said I, "I leave this lady in your charge for a time while I go

into the town to see Master Dobson. I may be away some time, and you'll

get us some supper. Anything you have will do."

"Anything I have?" she echoed scornfully. "I've got one of them rabbits

you sent me last market day by that lozzicking Joe Braggs, but he's a good

gorby is Joe"--here her voice softened, and madam smiled agreement--"and

this frost has kept it as sweet as a nut. If you're not too hungry to

wait, I'll make you some rabbit-stew."

"Rabbit-stew? I'll wait for that, and I'm sure Mistress Waynflete will,"

said I.

"I'll live on marry-me-quick in the meantime," she replied, laughing.

"I leave you then in good hands, and hope to come back with cheerful

news," I said, bowing low, and stepped forth on my errand.

I turned to the left and fifty paces brought me into the main street. A

gun and a train of wagons were rumbling over the bridge, convoyed by a

handful of dragoons and a riff-raff of noisy lads and lasses. Late and

cold as it was, the main street was thronged as on a fair day at noon.

Most of the shops, especially those that dealt in provisions, were open

and full of vociferous customers, while every alehouse was a pandemonium.

The street was choked with townspeople and soldiery; lanterns flickered

and torches flamed; oath and jest, bravado and buffoonery, filled the air.

I pushed my way to the market-place. Here about a dozen guns were parked,

and at least a hundred horses tethered. At each corner a huge fire cracked

and roared. The town hall was a blaze of light, and I heard from passersby

that the mayor and council had been in session since noon. The current

rumour was that the Stuart, with fifty thousand Highlanders, savages who

disembowelled women for sport and roasted children for food, had sacked

Manchester and was now marching south, with hell in his heart and

desolation in his train. If one-hundredth of it were true, the worthy

mayor had his work cut out, for the town was so ill-found that it would

have fallen to a bombardment of turnips.

I took my stand on the town-hall steps to scan the scene and collect my

thoughts. And here I had the best of luck, for who should come clanking

down the steps but Jack Dobson. I had no need to envy him now, having

better work on hand than his, but even if the mood of the midday had been

prevailing, it would have disappeared before his hearty greeting.

"Noll, by gad, Noll," he cried, wringing my hand joyously. "I am glad to

see you, bully-boy; I thought you were sulking in your tent like--like,

you know his name, the fellow old Bloggs was always yarning about."

"Iphigenia," said I.

"Was that the chap?" he said cheerily. "And now I've got you, come along

to the house. I've more to tell you than there is in all your silly old

Virgil, and it's alive, man, alive, alive. That's why it suits me. Come

along, Noll. Lord Brocton's supping and staying with dad, so's Sneyd, and

a lot more, and you'll hear all the news. Brocton's a beast, and I'm glad

I'm an officer, if it's only a cornet in his rotten dragoons. There'll be

one beast less in the world, I'm thinking, before long."

"What's he done to upset you?"

"I say, Noll," was his reply, "Kate did look sweet this afternoon. I was

glad to have her come and see me off to the wars. I only had a few

snatches of talk with her. Brocton was for ever finding me something to

do, rot him, but she did look sweet."

"All right, if she did. Never mind our Kate."

"Never mind your Kate, you barbarian, you one-eyed anthropathingamy! Oh,

Noll, old friend"--there was a catch in his voice as he dragged me into

the entry at the side of old Comfit's shop,--"she's your Kate now, but if

I come back, I want her to be my Kate. Don't breathe a word to her, Noll,

unless I never come back,--war has its risks, Noll, and I'm going to take

'em all,--but if I never come back, Noll, just tell Kate that I loved her."

A plump of townspeople yelled their way past the entry, and their torches

lit up his fresh, boyish face, all alight with the enthusiasms of war and

love. I clasped his hand, and we looked into each other's eyes.

"I'm glad to tell you, Noll."

"I'm glad to hear it, Jack. Come back, for Kate's sake."

The good fellow bubbled with joy at the meaning in my words, and we

continued our way up the entry, intending a detour where we could talk in

quiet, but before we had got out of the glare of the torches, he stopped

me, looked searchingly at me and said, "Old Noll, there's more in your

head now than Virgil." This confirmed my suspicion that Master Jack Dobson

was learning in his way more than I had learned in mine.

"Farming," said I. "Tell me why Brocton is a beast."

"He thinks every pretty woman a butterfly for his filthy fingers to crush

the beauty out of. But if he rolls his beast's tongue round one name,

either he or I will want that ferryman chap. What's his name?"

"Charon," said I, forgetting to tease him.

"That's him, Charon, I'm sure you're right this time. I wasn't sure about

the sulky old boy in the tent. I always thought Iphi-something was the one

that got his throat--Abram and Isaac sort of tale without any ram and

thicket at the end of it--but of course you'll be right."

"And what sort of dragoons are you cornet of?" I asked.

"They give me the bats, Noll. There's about two hundred town-sweepings,

not worth powder and shot, who want tying on their horses, and hardly know

butt from bayonet, and there's another two hundred better men, got

together coming along, or in the country around Lichfield. Sneyd, a

rattling good fellow, and I have tossed for stations, and when it comes to

a battle he's to lead the yokels and I'm to follow behind, kicking the

scum of London into the firing-line. Damn 'em. But I'll kick 'em right

enough. Then there's Major Tixall--major, by gad--a slinking cut-throat,

with a face the colour of pigs' liver. What he's majoring it for, Brocton

and the devil alone know. The only good thing is we've got a first-rate

drill sergeant. He's Brocton's toady, and for that I don't like him, but

he does know his business, I must say that for him."

"Big-headed man, with a mouth slit up to his left ear?" said I, seizing

the welcome opportunity.

"How the deuce do you know?" asked Jack, astonished.

"He came searching the Hanyards this afternoon for a Jacobite spy, a

woman. But he didn't find her. She slipped through his fingers somehow. I

understood from big-mouth that you'd caught her father. What have you done

with him? Is he crow's meat yet?"

"No, for some reason or other, which is a mystery to me, Brocton sent him

on with the van."

"Here?"

"No, farther on. Their orders are to push into Stone to-day, and

Newcastle to-morrow. They ought to be in touch with the enemy there. Of

course it's not certain which way they'll come, and if they come this way,

Noll, mark you, we've made a mistake. We ought to have waited for 'em at

Milford. We could have blown 'em to bits from the top of the hills, long

before they could have got at us."

Our talk had brought us to an alley containing a side entrance to Master

Dobson's fine, old, timbered house, the pride of the town and known there

as the "Ancient High House." It stood on the main street of the town,

which led from the bridge to the market-place. For a moment I was

undecided, since I had obtained the news that mattered most, but I had

only been out a short time, the rabbit-stew would not be ready, Mistress

Waynflete was safe and comfortable, and might prefer to be alone, it was

possible that I might learn something further--and on these grounds I

decided that it would be well worth while to accept Jack's invitation. I

therefore followed him into the withdrawing-room. Here I paid due

courtesies to buxom Mistress Dobson and Mistress Priscilla Dobson, Jack's

oldest sister, a wasp-waisted bundle of formalities, for ever curtsying

and coquetting, after the London mode as she fondly imagined. My back

fairly ached with answering bobs and bows before we had drunk our part of

a dish of tea, which Mistress Dobson had brewed wherewith to refresh

herself after the toils of hospitality, but at last I jerked my way out at

Jack's heels, and we climbed to the stately barrel-roofed room where the

great ones were assembled.

Horseshoe-wise round a mighty fire of logs, with a small table covered

with decanters and glasses between each pair, some dozen men sat at their

wine. There was, of course, Master Dobson, his meagre body all a twitter

with importance, sitting in the centre of the bend, opposite the fire,

whence he could survey all his guests at once, and urge them on with their

carousing.

"My son returneth, my lord," he said, "with news from the worshipful the

Mayor, and he hath brought with him a worthy yeoman, one Master Wheatman,

who--"

"Of the Hanyards, Esquire," said I in a testy whisper.

"Ha, yes," he corrected and compromised, "Master Wheatman of the

Hanyards, a loyal subject of His Gracious Majesty."

"The best friend and hardest hitter in broad Staffordshire," added Jack

heartily.

I stepped into the horseshoe and made a bow general to the company, and a

lower one for the benefit of my Lord Brocton, who sat next to the hearth

in pride of place and comfort. Some years older than I, but not yet

thirty, handsome as a god carved by Phidias, but with drink and devilment

already marking him out for a damned soul, he sat there, the idol of that

lord-worshipping company. The only vacant chair was on his left. It was

Jack's place, earned by his father's guineas, which had remained vacant

during his absence. The good lad, I record it with pride, notwithstanding

a forbidding glance from his father, motioned me towards it, and fetched a

glass and poured out wine for me. As I was stepping forward his lordship

was good enough to address me.

"Ha, Master Wheatman of the Hanyards,"--there was a sneer in his voice,--"it

is well I see thee on the right side, or, by gad and His Gracious

Majesty, we'd have that other five hundred acres of yours." He tossed off

a bumper of wine and added, "Or a solatium, Master Wheatman, a solatium."

I caught Jack's eye as I stepped right into the middle of the group. To

my astonishment it was glowing with anger. Did he not think I could take

care of myself? Really Jack was becoming mysterious, but I supposed that

as I was Kate's brother he was feeling unusually interested in my welfare.

For my own part I was quite comfortable, and I replied easily, "As a

matter of fact, my lord, I have chosen my side expressly on account of the

well-known propensities of your lordship's family."

For a full minute nothing was heard in the room but the cracking and

sputtering of the fire. This was not because of what I had said, though no

one present, and he least of all, could be fool enough to misunderstand

it, but because of its effect on him. Then, as now, blood flowed like

water on far lighter occasions than this, and Brocton, with all his

faults, was a ready fighter. For once, however, his fingers did not seek

his sword hilt, but fumbled with his empty glass, and his face went white

as the ashes at his feet. At length he recovered himself somewhat.

"The loyal propensities of my family are well known to all men," he said.

"And its determination to profit by them," I retorted coldly, and plumped

me down at his side.

Right opposite me was the rector, a gross, sack-faced, ignorant

jolt-head, jowled like a pig and dew-lapped like an ox. Nature had meant

him for a butcher, but, being a by-blow of a great house, a discerning

patron had diverted him bishopward. In a voice husky with feeling and

wine, he said, "Surely it is the part of a gracious king to reward such

faithful service as that of the noble Earl of Ridgeley and my Lord

Brocton."

"Decidedly, your reverence," I answered briskly, "and of others too, and

if, as seems likely, the Highlanders have left a vacant deanery or two

behind them, I hope your loyal services and pastoral life will be suitably

rewarded with one."

Here Jack drew up another chair and I moved to make more room, so that he

could sit next to Brocton, to whom he was soon detailing in eager whispers

the result of his visit to the town hall. The others took up the broken

links of talk, and this gave me an opportunity of inspecting the company.

There could be no doubt about the man on my left. His vicious, pimply

face manifested him Major Tixall, and Mistress Margaret's shudder was

easily accounted for. He turned his shoulder to me and talked to another

officer, who, so far, was only in his apprenticeship at the same game.

Beyond were two other officers of a wholly different stamp, and the one

who smiled at me with his eyes I took to be Sir Ralph Sneyd, a young

Staffordshire baronet of high repute. Then came Master Dobson, separating

the military sheep from the civilian goats. There was the Friday-faced

clothier and mercer, Master Allwood, strange company here since he was the

elder of a dissenting congregation in the town, and therefore well

separated from his reverence. The worthy mercer's dissent did not extend,

so rumour had it, to the making of hard bargains, and doubtless he was for

once hob-nobbing with the great in respect of his long purse rather than

of his long prayers. Other townsmen, whose names I did not know or cannot

recall, separated deacon from rector.

The last man in the company, sitting opposite to his lordship, was a

stranger, and by far the man best worth looking at in the room. He had

drawn back a little, either out of the heat of the fire or to avoid his

reverence's vinous gossip as much as possible. Except that he was

certainly neither soldier nor parson, and probably not a lawyer, I could

make nothing of him. He had a massive head and a resolute and intelligent

face. He wore no wig and his hair was grey and closely cropped. I judged

him to be a man nearing sixty, but he appeared strong and vigorous. He was

dressed with rich unostentation, in grey jacket and breeches, with a

lighter grey, silver-buttoned waistcoat, and stockings to match.

There was only one thing to be talked about in any company in Stafford

that night. What was going to happen? What of truth and substance was

there in the rumours that filled all mouths? At Master Dobson's two

currents of opinion ran violently in opposite directions. The soldiers on

my left were of course certain that the Stuart Prince and his Highland

rabble would be driven back. The towns-people opposite were equally

impressed with the fact that so far he had not been driven back but had

carried all before him.

Sir Ralph had been stoutly maintaining that the rebellion was hopeless.

"There's no getting away from it, Sir Ralph," squeaked Master Dobson,

summing up for the doubtful townsmen; "between the rebels and us this

night there's not thirty miles nor three hundred men, and you've so far

only got about two thousand men in Stafford. I'm as loyal a man as any in

England, but there's no getting away from that."

"Nobody wants to get away from it, Master Dobson," replied Sir Ralph.

"Any body of men with arms in their hands and the knack of using them, can

march much farther than the Highlanders have come, if no other body of

armed men stands in their way. The Stuart Prince's march will come to an

end just as soon as he is opposed, and we're here to oppose him."

Master Dobson was still gloomy. "What sort of men have you got? Raw

militia lads, young recruits, and newly raised dragoons form at least half

of your force in Stafford."

"Agreed," said Sir Ralph, "but we're rapidly licking 'em into shape, and

the Duke will be after us to-morrow with the regulars."

"My good Sir Ralph," put in the mercer, "fifty thousand savage

Highlanders will cut through Stafford as easily as if it were a Cheshire

cheese. I fear the worst."

"My worthy sir," said his lordship, and in his dulcet tones I heard the

tinkle of the mercer's guineas, "you need fear nothing. Neither stick nor

stone in Stafford will be disturbed. We are at least strong enough to make

good terms."

"And Mistress Allwood," said the rector with a leer, "will be spared the

wastage of her charms on a ragged Highlander."

The mercer's wife had all the charms of a withered apple, but here was

opening for discord, and our twittering host staved it off by appealing to

the stranger: "What do you think, Master Freake, of the way things are

going?"

"I have not formed an opinion as to what is likely to happen here, good

Master Dobson," he replied, "but, speaking generally, I should feel much

easier in mind if the Duke's horses were not so utterly worn out."

There was a distinct note of patronage in the tone in which this shrewd

and sensible remark was uttered, nor was this affected, I thought, but

rather the natural manner of a strong man speaking to a weak one.

"Egad, you're right there, sir," cried Jack. "Nineteen out of twenty of

them couldn't be flayed into doing another five miles. I was over an hour

getting them from Milford, under five miles."

"The Highlanders would march it in less," replied Master Freake, "and

this is not a campaign, but a race."

"Where to?" It was Brocton who spoke.

"London," was the prompt reply. "That's the heart of England, my lord,

and if Prince Charles gets into the heart he need not be concerned over

Wade marking time in the heels or the Duke sprawling about in its belly."

"Your speech is light, Master Freake," said the rector with drunken sense

and gravity. "I trust it savoureth not of treasonable hopes."

I turned during this absurd remark to glance at Brocton to see what

effect this excellent summary of the situation had had on him. To my

surprise I caught him looking so meaningly at the pimple-faced Major, that

I felt sure something was going to happen, and I was right.

"God rot the man," said the Major thickly. "Does he say that I'm

sprawling about in somebody's belly?" He staggered to his feet, hand on

sword, and made to cross to the stranger, shouting, "Damnation to you,

I'll thrust something into your belly!"

Brocton, not in the least to my surprise, made no attempt to interfere.

Jack couldn't, for I was in the way. His father began to splutter

helplessly. I shot out my foot, and swept the Major heavily to the floor.

I plucked him up by his collar as if he were a rabbit, and choked him till

his face was nearly black. Then I put him back in his chair, where he sat

huddled up and gasping.

"Sir," said I to him, with much politeness, "you are tired by the

exertions of the evening. But I like a man who sticks up for his

commander, and desire to have the honour of drinking your health." And I

toasted him complacently, smiling the while into his little pig's eyes.

This terminated the trouble, which Master Freake had watched with quiet

amusement. For my own part I was now anxious to go, for I was learning

nothing. Accident favoured me, for a servant came in and whispered

something to Brocton which took him out of the room. I seized the

opportunity to follow, declining to allow Jack to accompany me, and

wishing him good-bye and good luck. "Remember about Kate," were his last

words, whispered eagerly as he loosed my hand and opened me the door.

Several rooms opened on the landing, and I noticed that one door was

ajar. As I passed the slit of light I caught sight of the sergeant of

dragoons, and stopped beyond the door to listen. I heard Brocton's voice,

and caught the words, "Egad, I'll e'en try her. Take the best horse

available. There's no danger, but speed is everything." He dropped his

voice to a whisper and for a moment or two I caught nothing. Then, raising

his voice again, he said, "And now for your prize." I heard him move to

go, and darted ahead, silent as a bat in a barn, and a moment later was in

the noisy street. There was nothing to keep me now, and a few minutes

later I quietly lifted Marry-me-quick's latch, stepped into the room, and

observed at once that Mistress Waynflete's look imported news.

"Now, little mother," said I to Mistress Tonks, "supper's the blessedest

word I know."

"And the rabbit-stew's as good as done by now," she said, and went into

the back room to dish it up.

"The man with the slit face has been," said Mistress Waynflete

composedly. "He came hunting for quarters, but Mistress Tonks frightened

him off. At any rate, he soon left."

"Did he recognize you as 'Moll' of the Hanyards?"

"I'm quite sure that he did not. I turned my back the moment he entered,

and my hood was up. Moreover, I did not speak a word. Mother Tonks said

that I was staying here for the night because my father's house was full

of soldiers. She couldn't and wouldn't, she said, have a soldier here for

all the worshipful mayors in England. I was quite amused at the way she

talked him back to the door and through it."

The little woman bustled in to lay the supper things. She was bubbling

over with elation. "It'll be another ten or fifteen minutes, will the

rabbit-stew. The lady will have told you about ugly mug, Master Oliver. I

got him out in no time. His head was all mouth like a cod-fish. I'll soon

be back. I expect you're both hungry."

Off she bustled again, and we again settled down to our talk. I was

anxious to see if she could throw any light on Brocton's dealing with her

father. His conduct was to me wholly inexplicable. Then, too, there was

his obvious understanding with Major Tixall in the matter of the latter's

attack on Master Freake. Who was this stranger and why had he incurred

Brocton's enmity? Here was a whole string of puzzles awaiting solution.

But before I could start the conversation we were again interrupted. The

latch clicked, the door opened, and in walked my Lord Brocton.