CHAPTER VIII

THE CONJURER'S CAP

I awoke between darkness and daylight. Mistress Waynflete still slept

peacefully and there was as yet no need to rouse her. I had slept in my

shoes, but now, I drew them off, lifted the bar of the door, and stole out

to look around. Not a soul was stirring about the farm, and the only

living creature in sight was a sleepy cock, which scuttled off noisily at

my approach. I entered a cowshed, where a fine, patient cow turned a

reproachful eye on me, as if rebuking me for my too early visit. I

cheerily clucked and slapped her on to her hoofs, and then, failing to

find any sort of cup or can, punched my hat inside out and filled it with

warm foaming milk. With this spoil I hurried back to our quarters.

I had to leave the door open, and this gave me light enough to look more

closely at my companion. She was still sleeping, her face calmly content,

and so had she slept through the night, for the coverlet of hay was rising

and falling undisturbed on her breast. It was now time to wake her, and,

having no free hand, I knelt down to nudge her with my elbow. As I did so,

her face changed. A look of concern came over it, then one of hesitation,

then a sweet smile, chasing each other as gleam chases gloom across the

meadows on an April day. She was dreaming, dreaming pleasantly, and it was

to a hard world that I awakened her.

At my second nudge she half-opened her eyes and murmured, "It's very

wide." Then my greeting aroused her fully, and she blushed wondrous red

and beautiful.

"Good morrow, Mistress Waynflete," said I. "I grieve to disturb you, and,

pray you, do not move too abruptly or over goes the breakfast."

"Good morrow, Master Oliver," she replied. "I have slept well. I feel as

if I've quite enjoyed it. We do enjoy sleep, I think, sometimes."

"Or the dreams it brings, madam."

She glanced quickly at me, as if afraid that I had the power of reading

dream-thoughts, and gaily said, "And breakfast ready! This is even better

than the Paris fashion. What is it? More of dear Kate's cordial?"

I did not know what the Paris fashion of breakfast was, and she did not

enlighten me. Anyhow, I, the yokel, had improved on it, and that was

something.

"A far better brewage, madam," I said, "but you must pardon the

Staffordshire fashion of serving it."

She sat up, took the cap, and drank heartily, the dawn still in her eyes

and cheeks, and masses of yellow hair tumbling down from under her hood on

throat and bosom. When she handed back the cap, I could not forbear from

saying, "You look charming after your night's rest, and I profess that

tear of milk on the tip of your nose becomes you admirably." With the rim

of my cap at my lips, I added with mock concern, "Have a care, Mistress

Waynflete, or you'll rub off tip as well as tear."

"I suppose you thought 'As a jewel of gold' and the rest of it," she

said, squinting comically down to examine her nose.

"Really, no, madam; I thought of nothing so scandalous, from the Bible

though it be. I thought of--of...."

"I'm all ears," she said archly.

"I'm a poor hand at turning compliments to ladies," said I.

"On the contrary, you turn them admirably. See!" She held up my sopping

cap, and laughed merrily.

"It's ruined for best," said I, "but it will do for market days. And now,

madam, it's cold enough to freeze askers, as Joe Braggs says, and for

toilet you must e'en be content with first a shiver and then a shake. I

will await you at the yard gate, and pray close the door behind you. The

quicker the better."

She rejoined me in two or three minutes. I closed the gate cautiously

behind me, and we started our journey. From the farm we got away quite

unobserved, but I looked behind me at every other step to make surer, till

we turned the top of the knoll, and it was with great relief that I saw

the chimney-pots sink out of sight.

For a time we walked along briskly and in silence. So far I had carried

everything with a high hand and successfully, but the cold grey of the

morning began to creep into my thoughts as I looked ahead over miles and

miles of dreariness and danger. Houses were few and far between; every

village was a source of danger; the high roads were closed to us by our

fear of the troops. Further, the object we had in view was vague and

unformed, if not impossible of achievement, for even if we arrived at the

very place where Colonel Waynflete was held prisoner, what could we do to

help him? We should be safe from immediate need and danger if we could

reach the Prince's army, but where that was, and which way it was

travelling, were unknown to us. Certain it was that between us and any

real help ranged some thirty miles of cold, bleak country packed with

enemies for miles ahead. And here we were, on foot, penniless and hungry.

I had longed for a man's work; this was a regiment's.

A sidelong look at my companion drove all the mist and frost out of my

heart. Something about her made me feel a sneak and a traitor even for

harbouring such thoughts. From the first she had asked for no help of

mine. I had forced it on her, or circumstances had forced me to help her

in helping myself, as when I cut our way from Marry-me-quick's cottage.

The more I was with her, the better I began to understand Brocton's

madness. It was the madness of the mere brute in him to be sure, and a man

should kick the brute in him into its kennel, though he cannot at times

help hearing it whine. Her majestic beauty had dazzled him as a flame

dazzles a moth, but at this stage, at any rate, it was not her beauty that

made me her thrall. That I could have withstood. Because she was so

beautiful, so stately, so compelling, she made no appeal to me. What I

mean is, that I did not fall in love with her at first sight, simply

because the mere stupidity of such a thing kept me from doing it.

Glow-worms do not fall in love with stars or thistles with sycamores. She

was something to be worshipped, served at any cost, saved at any

sacrifice, but not loved. No, that was for some lucky one of her own class

and state, not for a simple squireling like me. Her comradeship, her

graciousness, her sweet equalizing of our positions, were, I felt, just

the simple, natural adornments of the commanding modesty which was her

spiritual garment.

Manlike, however, I had an evil streak in me, and thence, later, came

madness. In any company I must be top dog. I had been head of the school,

not because of any special cleverness, but because I would burst rather

than be second to anybody in anything. I had fought and fought, at all

hazards, until not a boy in school or town dare come near me. So now,

since my Lord Brocton--and many a lord beside, I doubted not--had failed,

I must needs step in and say, "I will please her, whether she like it or

not." And so, plain countryman as I was, I had done my work ungrudgingly

but not, I feared, too modestly, and since I could not speak court-like, I

had been over-masterful, and given her mood for mood, and turned no cheek

for her sweet smiting. And as I had of old time licked every lad in

Stafford, so now neither Staffordshire nor all the King's men in it should

turn me back. Through she should go, and in safety and comfort, so that

when the time came for me to hand over my precious charge to a worthier,

she should say that the yokel had done a man's work and done it

gentlemanly. Therefore, when Mistress Waynflete looked up to me from the

bleak uplands with serious, questioning eyes, I said, as calmly as if we

were pacing the garden at the Hanyards, with Kate and Jane active in the

kitchen behind us, "Ham and eggs for breakfast!"

"I don't see any," she said, in answering mood, scanning the fields

around us. "Not that that matters. I didn't see the steps, but they were

there. You make me think, Master Wheatman, of a Turk I saw in a booth at

Vienna, who drew rabbits and rose-bushes out of an empty hat.

Staffordshire is your conjurer's hat. And I do like ham and eggs."

My assurance and her comfortable belief in it made us both brighter, and

we stepped out merrily. She gave me an entertaining account of Vienna,

where she had spent some months, and which was then the great outpost of

Christendom against the Turk. When this talk had brought us on to the

field of Hopton Heath, I gave her the best account I could of the battle

there in the Civil War time, and of the slaying of the Marquis of

Northampton. And this led me on to my pride of ancestry, and I told her of

Captain Smite-and-spare-not Wheatman, a tower of strength to the

Parliament in these parts, who fought here and later on Naseby Field

itself. Many tales I told of him that had been handed down from one

generation of us to another, and how so greatly was he taken with his

incomparable lord-general that he had named his first-born son Oliver, and

ever since there had been an Oliver Wheatman of the Hanyards. Then I told

how one of these later Olivers, which one a matter of no consequence, had

written verses and put them into the mouth of the doughty

Smite-and-spare-not, sitting his horse, stark and strong, at the head of

his men on Naseby Field, and gazing with grim, grey eyes on the opening

movements of the fight. And, nothing loth, I trolled them out roundly

across the meadows, till the peewits screamed and a distant dog began to

bay:

"Princelet and king, and mitre and ring,

Earl and baron and squire,

Oliver worries 'em, harries and flurries 'em,

With siege and slaughter and fire.

With the arm of the Flesh and the sword of the Spirit,

Push of pike and the Word,

Smiting and praying, and praising and slaying,

Oliver fights for the Lord.

With the sword He brought the work is wrought,

We finish here to-day.

When yon rags and remnants of Babylon

Are blown and battered away.

Hurrah for the groans of 'em, soon shall the bones of 'em,

_Steady!_ Hell-rakers at large,

Rot under the sod. _Pass the word: 'God_

_Is our strength?'_ There goes Oliver. _Charge!_"

When I had done she applauded so that my face burned until I was

discommoded and fell into her trap.

"I wish you'd written them, Master Wheatman."

"Well, I did," said I grumpily, not liking to be bereft of any little

glory in her eyes.

"What, you?" Her eyebrows arched and her lips curled. "You, oh, never.

'Smiting and praying'? 'The arm of the Flesh and the sword of the

Spirit.'" She mouthed the words deliciously.

"But, doubtless, when you see my Lord Brocton again, you'll put in the

Word and the praying." Here her sweet voice trailed off into a dainty

snuffle: "'My dear lord, since out of the mouths of babes and sucklings

proceedeth wisdom, hearken, I pray you, unto me, Oliver Wheatman, to wit

of the Hanyards, and amend ye your ways lest I hit you over your cockscomb

again, and very much harder than before. Repent ye, my lord, for the hour

is at hand, and if you don't, I'll thump you into one of our Kate's

blackberry jellies.' And here endeth the goodly discourse of that saintly

rib-roaster, Master Hit-him-first-and-then-pray-for-him Wheatman of the

Hanyards."

It was simply glorious to be so tormented by this witch with the dancing

blue eyes.

"For this scandalous contempt of the Muses," said I soberly, "I shall

punish you by frizzling your share of the ham to a cinder."

During my schoolboy days I had roamed the countryside till I knew it as

an open book, and this minute knowledge was our salvation now. The

immediate need was food, and food obtained without price and without our

being observed by anyone. At seven o'clock on a hard winter morning in

open country, this seemed to require a miracle. As a matter of fact, it

was as easy as shelling peas.

Since crossing the heath we had been travelling nearer to one of the main

roads, that leading out of the east gate to the town, and now we got our

first glimpse of it lying like a broad, brown ribbon half-way down the

slope of a very steep hill. In the upper half, this hill was pretty well

wooded and the road cut clean through the wood, but between us and the

wood there lay the level crest of the hill, cut by hedges into several

fields, and crossed by a rough cart-track leading past a roomy,

one-storied cottage, grey-walled and brown-thatched, and on through the

wood into the main road. The cottage, with its outbuildings, made a

little farmstead, and here lived Dick Doley and his wife Sal, who did a

little farming, but mainly lived by huckstering. Today was market-day at

Stafford, and unless they had broken the routine of half a lifetime, they

would now be packing their little cart with marketables and soon be off

for the town. They had neither chick nor child, lad-servant nor lassie,

and they would leave the cottage empty and at our disposal. At this time

of the day I could, of course, have trusted both, but they were very human

bodies of a sort to rejoice the business side of the heart of Joe Braggs,

and it was best not to give them the chance of blabbing later in the day

when, for a moral certainty, they would both be market fresh. Besides, it

was unfair to thrust myself on the kindness of anyone. I had more than

once wondered what had happened to poor little Marry-me-quick.

I scrambled through the hedge and peeped down the road. I was right. Dick

and his wife were busy loading up. So we waited behind the hedge till they

had cleared off, and indeed did not move till I saw them and their cart

pass along the road at the foot of the hill.

Time has not blurred the memory of a single detail of our stay in this

welcome house of refuge, but the telling of what was moving and charming

to me would, I fear, bore others. There was a ham, two indeed, and

flitches beside, in the rack hanging from the ceiling, and there were

eggs--three, to be precise--in the larder, to which, by equal good luck

considering the time of the year, I added two more by a raid into the

hen-house. It was all natural and simple enough, but Mistress Waynflete

hailed their production almost as amazedly as if I had indeed drawn them

out of my hat. But how I fetched and carried, chopped wood and drew water,

swept the floor and laid the table, fried ham and boiled eggs, doing all

these things with music in my heart and a noisy song on my lips--is

everything to me and nothing to my tale.

Mistress Waynflete had disappeared into one of the three or four rooms of

which the house consisted, to make herself presentable, as she absurdly

put it. When the table was laid and the ham cooked, I halloed the news to

her, and rushed off to the shed to attend to my outward appearance. I did

want it, being indeed not far short of filthy.

Perhaps I hurried unexpectedly. At any rate, on returning I found

Mistress Waynflete bending over something on the hearth. Straightening

herself hastily, and with a pretty confusion, at my approach, she cried,

"Oh, Master Oliver, the ham was burning, and you threatened my share of

it, you know!"

I could not reply. Down to her hips her rich amber hair flowed like a

bridal veil, and from amid a wealth of snowy lace, fluttering on the orbed

glory of perfect womanhood, her neck rose smooth and stately as a shaft of

alabaster. Her cheeks crimsoned with maiden shamefastness, but the blue

eyes met mine without a hint of maiden fear, and for that thanks as well

as reverence filled my heart as I bowed to her. Maidenlike, she drew her

golden veil more closely over her bosom, and tripped back to finish her

toilet, leaving me amated and abashed by the vision I had beheld. I think

it was from that moment that my joy in my work began to be mingled with

the despair of my love. Certainly it was a chastened Oliver Wheatman who

placed a chair for her when she came in again for breakfast, and helped

her to the good things a kindly fortune had provided.

It is my belief that each of us was secretly amused at the steady zeal

with which the other attacked the meal. We wrangled over the odd egg, each

insisting on the other having it, she because I was strong, and needed it,

I because I was strong and could do without it, and finally adopted the

usual compromise. We had more than gone round the clock with barely a

mouthful, and we ate as those who know not where the next meal's meat is

to come from. Frankly, I, at any rate, gave myself a fair margin before

the pinch should come again, and Mistress Waynflete averred that she had

never in her life before eaten so much or so toothsomely.

Our meal over, I stacked the fire with fresh logs, asked and obtained

permission to smoke a pipe, and made my sweet mistress cosy in the

chimney-corner. Then we began to take stock of our position.

"There's no good to come of hurrying," said I. "Here we are both snug and

safe, and your night's rest was but short. Let us see where we stand."

I did not really believe that any amount of talking would help much, but

repose would do her good, and I had a big idea running in and out of my

mind. Our first difficulty, food and rest, had been overcome, and I was

bent on mastering the next. No amount of discussion gave us any key to the

one great mystery. When Brocton had captured Colonel Waynflete at Milford,

the obvious thing to do with him was to send him prisoner to the Duke at

Lichfield. Though the Colonel carried no papers which made his purpose

clear, Brocton knew well what the object of his journey was, and the

suspension of the Habeas Corpus Act put the Colonel in his power. Or, he

might have carried him before a justice of the peace, his friend Master

Dobson for choice, and had him committed to the town jail. The course

actually taken, that of sending him ahead, under guard, in the very van of

the royal army, was to us utterly inexplicable. His mad lust for Mistress

Margaret explained the separation of father and daughter. The thought did

occur to me, though I took great care not to hint at it, that he intended

to make away with the Colonel, and looked to finding tools among his

blackguardly dragoons and an opportunity when in actual conflict with the

Highlanders. I hesitated, however, to believe that Brocton was such a

villain as to commit an unnecessary murder. The plan he had adopted had,

anyhow, this advantage to us that, when we did come into touch with the

prisoner, our chances of assisting him were far greater than if he were in

jail in Stafford or Lichfield.

Whatever my lord's motives were, it was clear that he was not acting in

the plain, straight-dealing manner to be expected of one in his position.

There were other signs of crookedness, slight but not without weight. I

could understand his joy on finding me at Marry-me-quick's. It meant that

I was a rebel, and as a loyal man, who had gone to expenses to prove his

loyalty, he might easily get the Hanyards as a reward, and thus round off

the family property in our neighbourhood. His reference to a "solatium"

puzzled me, but it did not seem anything of consequence. What had I but

the Hanyards to solace him with? A more important puzzle had been his

behaviour at Master Dobson's. To find me on the royal side, as he then

supposed, and to hear my reason for it, had clean dazed him. Then there

was the look, a signal-look beyond a doubt, which I had surprised him

giving his bully, Major Pimple-face, and which was followed by the

latter's attempt to embroil the stranger from London in a row.

"It is useless, Master Wheatman, to speculate further on what Lord

Brocton is doing," said my mistress at last. "He has his ends. I am one of

them. Another is, no doubt, to fill his pockets, somehow or other. It was

common talk in town that he was head over ears in debt."

While we had talked and had rested, I had not been idle. Dick Doley's

roomy kitchen had two windows, one overlooking the cart-track, and another

the slope of the hill. The hill was so made and the house so placed that

from this second window we could see the strip of road at the bottom of

the hill where it curved on to the level again. I had kept a sharp look

out on that bit, but had seen no one pass along it either way as yet.

In one corner of the room Dick kept an ancient fowling-piece, more of a

tool of husbandry than a weapon, since his only use for it was to scare

birds. It was a heavy, unhandy thing, with a brass barrel down which I

could have dropped a sizable duck egg, and round its thick-rimmed nozzle

some one had rudely graven, "Happy is he that escapeth me." I fetched it

out of its corner, and cleaned and oiled it. I now loaded it, for

powder-horn and shot-bag hung near it on the wall, putting in a handful

of the biggest sort of shot, swan-shot as I should call them. During this

task, Mistress Waynflete watched me narrowly, but made no reference to it.

"Now," said I, "our main requisite is the stuff, the ready, the rhino,

the swag--call it what you will. How do you fancy me as a knight of the

road? The first copper-faced farmer I come across shall surely stand and

deliver. Here's an argument he cannot resist."

At last my scrutiny of the road was rewarded. A solitary horseman came in

sight from the direction of the town.

"Mistress Waynflete," said I, picking up the fowling-piece, "there's a

traveller yonder coming from Stafford. It will be well if I go and ask him

a few questions."

She almost leaped at me, red anger flashing in her eyes but her face

white as milk. "Sir," she said, "you shall not turn thief for me. I will

not have it."

"Pray, madam," replied I huffily, "expound the moral difference between

stealing ham and stealing guineas. I'm all for morality."

"I cannot, Master Wheatman, but you must not, shall not go." She caught

hold of my sleeve. "Say you won't! If you are found out it means--"

"I shall not be found out. You may take that for sure. Think you that I

cannot pluck yon chough without being pinched? It's no more robbery than

our eating Dick's ham and eggs. We are soldiers in enemy's country, and we

plunder by right of the known rules of war. As a concession to your

prejudices in favour of the jog-trot morality of peace, I will e'en ask

him whether he be for James or George, and borrow or command his guineas

in accordance with his reply. Loose my sleeve, madam!"

I loosened the grip of her fingers, and led her back to her chair. "You

overrate my danger, sweet mistress, and under rate our need. Without

money, we might as well lie under the nearest hedge and leave Jack Frost

to settle matters his way, and a cold, nasty way it would be. Your guinea

is a good fighter, and we need his help. It must be done, and, never fear,

I'll carry it through safely."

So I left her, white hands grappling the arms of her chair, and white

face turned away from me.