CHAPTER 16. I AM A NEW BOY IN MORE SENSES THAN ONE

Next morning, after breakfast, I entered on school life again. I went,

accompanied by Mr. Wickfield, to the scene of my future studies--a grave

building in a courtyard, with a learned air about it that seemed very

well suited to the stray rooks and jackdaws who came down from the

Cathedral towers to walk with a clerkly bearing on the grass-plot--and

was introduced to my new master, Doctor Strong.

Doctor Strong looked almost as rusty, to my thinking, as the tall iron

rails and gates outside the house; and almost as stiff and heavy as the

great stone urns that flanked them, and were set up, on the top of

the red-brick wall, at regular distances all round the court, like

sublimated skittles, for Time to play at. He was in his library (I mean

Doctor Strong was), with his clothes not particularly well brushed, and

his hair not particularly well combed; his knee-smalls unbraced; his

long black gaiters unbuttoned; and his shoes yawning like two caverns on

the hearth-rug. Turning upon me a lustreless eye, that reminded me of

a long-forgotten blind old horse who once used to crop the grass, and

tumble over the graves, in Blunderstone churchyard, he said he was glad

to see me: and then he gave me his hand; which I didn’t know what to do

with, as it did nothing for itself.

But, sitting at work, not far from Doctor Strong, was a very pretty

young lady--whom he called Annie, and who was his daughter, I

supposed--who got me out of my difficulty by kneeling down to put Doctor

Strong’s shoes on, and button his gaiters, which she did with great

cheerfulness and quickness. When she had finished, and we were going

out to the schoolroom, I was much surprised to hear Mr. Wickfield,

in bidding her good morning, address her as ‘Mrs. Strong’; and I was

wondering could she be Doctor Strong’s son’s wife, or could she be Mrs.

Doctor Strong, when Doctor Strong himself unconsciously enlightened me.

‘By the by, Wickfield,’ he said, stopping in a passage with his hand on

my shoulder; ‘you have not found any suitable provision for my wife’s

cousin yet?’

‘No,’ said Mr. Wickfield. ‘No. Not yet.’

‘I could wish it done as soon as it can be done, Wickfield,’ said

Doctor Strong, ‘for Jack Maldon is needy, and idle; and of those two

bad things, worse things sometimes come. What does Doctor Watts say,’ he

added, looking at me, and moving his head to the time of his quotation,

‘“Satan finds some mischief still, for idle hands to do.”’

‘Egad, Doctor,’ returned Mr. Wickfield, ‘if Doctor Watts knew mankind,

he might have written, with as much truth, “Satan finds some mischief

still, for busy hands to do.” The busy people achieve their full share

of mischief in the world, you may rely upon it. What have the people

been about, who have been the busiest in getting money, and in getting

power, this century or two? No mischief?’

‘Jack Maldon will never be very busy in getting either, I expect,’ said

Doctor Strong, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

‘Perhaps not,’ said Mr. Wickfield; ‘and you bring me back to the

question, with an apology for digressing. No, I have not been able

to dispose of Mr. Jack Maldon yet. I believe,’ he said this with some

hesitation, ‘I penetrate your motive, and it makes the thing more

difficult.’

‘My motive,’ returned Doctor Strong, ‘is to make some suitable provision

for a cousin, and an old playfellow, of Annie’s.’

‘Yes, I know,’ said Mr. Wickfield; ‘at home or abroad.’

‘Aye!’ replied the Doctor, apparently wondering why he emphasized those

words so much. ‘At home or abroad.’

‘Your own expression, you know,’ said Mr. Wickfield. ‘Or abroad.’

‘Surely,’ the Doctor answered. ‘Surely. One or other.’

‘One or other? Have you no choice?’ asked Mr. Wickfield.

‘No,’ returned the Doctor.

‘No?’ with astonishment.

‘Not the least.’

‘No motive,’ said Mr. Wickfield, ‘for meaning abroad, and not at home?’

‘No,’ returned the Doctor.

‘I am bound to believe you, and of course I do believe you,’ said Mr.

Wickfield. ‘It might have simplified my office very much, if I had known

it before. But I confess I entertained another impression.’

Doctor Strong regarded him with a puzzled and doubting look,

which almost immediately subsided into a smile that gave me great

encouragement; for it was full of amiability and sweetness, and there

was a simplicity in it, and indeed in his whole manner, when the

studious, pondering frost upon it was got through, very attractive and

hopeful to a young scholar like me. Repeating ‘no’, and ‘not the least’,

and other short assurances to the same purport, Doctor Strong jogged

on before us, at a queer, uneven pace; and we followed: Mr. Wickfield,

looking grave, I observed, and shaking his head to himself, without

knowing that I saw him.

The schoolroom was a pretty large hall, on the quietest side of the

house, confronted by the stately stare of some half-dozen of the great

urns, and commanding a peep of an old secluded garden belonging to the

Doctor, where the peaches were ripening on the sunny south wall. There

were two great aloes, in tubs, on the turf outside the windows; the

broad hard leaves of which plant (looking as if they were made of

painted tin) have ever since, by association, been symbolical to me

of silence and retirement. About five-and-twenty boys were studiously

engaged at their books when we went in, but they rose to give the Doctor

good morning, and remained standing when they saw Mr. Wickfield and me.

‘A new boy, young gentlemen,’ said the Doctor; ‘Trotwood Copperfield.’

One Adams, who was the head-boy, then stepped out of his place and

welcomed me. He looked like a young clergyman, in his white cravat, but

he was very affable and good-humoured; and he showed me my place, and

presented me to the masters, in a gentlemanly way that would have put me

at my ease, if anything could.

It seemed to me so long, however, since I had been among such boys,

or among any companions of my own age, except Mick Walker and Mealy

Potatoes, that I felt as strange as ever I have done in my life. I was

so conscious of having passed through scenes of which they could have

no knowledge, and of having acquired experiences foreign to my age,

appearance, and condition as one of them, that I half believed it was an

imposture to come there as an ordinary little schoolboy. I had become,

in the Murdstone and Grinby time, however short or long it may have

been, so unused to the sports and games of boys, that I knew I was

awkward and inexperienced in the commonest things belonging to them.

Whatever I had learnt, had so slipped away from me in the sordid cares

of my life from day to night, that now, when I was examined about what

I knew, I knew nothing, and was put into the lowest form of the school.

But, troubled as I was, by my want of boyish skill, and of book-learning

too, I was made infinitely more uncomfortable by the consideration,

that, in what I did know, I was much farther removed from my companions

than in what I did not. My mind ran upon what they would think, if they

knew of my familiar acquaintance with the King’s Bench Prison? Was there

anything about me which would reveal my proceedings in connexion with

the Micawber family--all those pawnings, and sellings, and suppers--in

spite of myself? Suppose some of the boys had seen me coming through

Canterbury, wayworn and ragged, and should find me out? What would they

say, who made so light of money, if they could know how I had scraped my

halfpence together, for the purchase of my daily saveloy and beer, or

my slices of pudding? How would it affect them, who were so innocent of

London life, and London streets, to discover how knowing I was (and was

ashamed to be) in some of the meanest phases of both? All this ran in

my head so much, on that first day at Doctor Strong’s, that I felt

distrustful of my slightest look and gesture; shrunk within myself

whensoever I was approached by one of my new schoolfellows; and hurried

off the minute school was over, afraid of committing myself in my

response to any friendly notice or advance.

But there was such an influence in Mr. Wickfield’s old house, that when

I knocked at it, with my new school-books under my arm, I began to feel

my uneasiness softening away. As I went up to my airy old room, the

grave shadow of the staircase seemed to fall upon my doubts and fears,

and to make the past more indistinct. I sat there, sturdily conning my

books, until dinner-time (we were out of school for good at three); and

went down, hopeful of becoming a passable sort of boy yet.

Agnes was in the drawing-room, waiting for her father, who was detained

by someone in his office. She met me with her pleasant smile, and asked

me how I liked the school. I told her I should like it very much, I

hoped; but I was a little strange to it at first.

‘You have never been to school,’ I said, ‘have you?’ ‘Oh yes! Every

day.’

‘Ah, but you mean here, at your own home?’

‘Papa couldn’t spare me to go anywhere else,’ she answered, smiling and

shaking her head. ‘His housekeeper must be in his house, you know.’

‘He is very fond of you, I am sure,’ I said.

She nodded ‘Yes,’ and went to the door to listen for his coming up, that

she might meet him on the stairs. But, as he was not there, she came

back again.

‘Mama has been dead ever since I was born,’ she said, in her quiet way.

‘I only know her picture, downstairs. I saw you looking at it yesterday.

Did you think whose it was?’

I told her yes, because it was so like herself.

‘Papa says so, too,’ said Agnes, pleased. ‘Hark! That’s papa now!’

Her bright calm face lighted up with pleasure as she went to meet him,

and as they came in, hand in hand. He greeted me cordially; and told

me I should certainly be happy under Doctor Strong, who was one of the

gentlest of men.

‘There may be some, perhaps--I don’t know that there are--who abuse

his kindness,’ said Mr. Wickfield. ‘Never be one of those, Trotwood, in

anything. He is the least suspicious of mankind; and whether that’s

a merit, or whether it’s a blemish, it deserves consideration in all

dealings with the Doctor, great or small.’

He spoke, I thought, as if he were weary, or dissatisfied with

something; but I did not pursue the question in my mind, for dinner was

just then announced, and we went down and took the same seats as before.

We had scarcely done so, when Uriah Heep put in his red head and his

lank hand at the door, and said:

‘Here’s Mr. Maldon begs the favour of a word, sir.’

‘I am but this moment quit of Mr. Maldon,’ said his master.

‘Yes, sir,’ returned Uriah; ‘but Mr. Maldon has come back, and he begs

the favour of a word.’

As he held the door open with his hand, Uriah looked at me, and looked

at Agnes, and looked at the dishes, and looked at the plates, and looked

at every object in the room, I thought,--yet seemed to look at nothing;

he made such an appearance all the while of keeping his red eyes

dutifully on his master. ‘I beg your pardon. It’s only to say, on

reflection,’ observed a voice behind Uriah, as Uriah’s head was

pushed away, and the speaker’s substituted--‘pray excuse me for this

intrusion--that as it seems I have no choice in the matter, the sooner

I go abroad the better. My cousin Annie did say, when we talked of it,

that she liked to have her friends within reach rather than to have them

banished, and the old Doctor--’

‘Doctor Strong, was that?’ Mr. Wickfield interposed, gravely.

‘Doctor Strong, of course,’ returned the other; ‘I call him the old

Doctor; it’s all the same, you know.’

‘I don’t know,’ returned Mr. Wickfield.

‘Well, Doctor Strong,’ said the other--‘Doctor Strong was of the same

mind, I believed. But as it appears from the course you take with me he

has changed his mind, why there’s no more to be said, except that the

sooner I am off, the better. Therefore, I thought I’d come back and say,

that the sooner I am off the better. When a plunge is to be made into

the water, it’s of no use lingering on the bank.’

‘There shall be as little lingering as possible, in your case, Mr.

Maldon, you may depend upon it,’ said Mr. Wickfield.

‘Thank’ee,’ said the other. ‘Much obliged. I don’t want to look a

gift-horse in the mouth, which is not a gracious thing to do; otherwise,

I dare say, my cousin Annie could easily arrange it in her own way. I

suppose Annie would only have to say to the old Doctor--’

‘Meaning that Mrs. Strong would only have to say to her husband--do I

follow you?’ said Mr. Wickfield.

‘Quite so,’ returned the other, ‘--would only have to say, that she

wanted such and such a thing to be so and so; and it would be so and so,

as a matter of course.’

‘And why as a matter of course, Mr. Maldon?’ asked Mr. Wickfield,

sedately eating his dinner.

‘Why, because Annie’s a charming young girl, and the old Doctor--Doctor

Strong, I mean--is not quite a charming young boy,’ said Mr. Jack

Maldon, laughing. ‘No offence to anybody, Mr. Wickfield. I only mean

that I suppose some compensation is fair and reasonable in that sort of

marriage.’

‘Compensation to the lady, sir?’ asked Mr. Wickfield gravely.

‘To the lady, sir,’ Mr. Jack Maldon answered, laughing. But appearing

to remark that Mr. Wickfield went on with his dinner in the same sedate,

immovable manner, and that there was no hope of making him relax a

muscle of his face, he added: ‘However, I have said what I came to say,

and, with another apology for this intrusion, I may take myself off. Of

course I shall observe your directions, in considering the matter as one

to be arranged between you and me solely, and not to be referred to, up

at the Doctor’s.’

‘Have you dined?’ asked Mr. Wickfield, with a motion of his hand towards

the table.

‘Thank’ee. I am going to dine,’ said Mr. Maldon, ‘with my cousin Annie.

Good-bye!’

Mr. Wickfield, without rising, looked after him thoughtfully as he went

out. He was rather a shallow sort of young gentleman, I thought, with

a handsome face, a rapid utterance, and a confident, bold air. And this

was the first I ever saw of Mr. Jack Maldon; whom I had not expected to

see so soon, when I heard the Doctor speak of him that morning.

When we had dined, we went upstairs again, where everything went on

exactly as on the previous day. Agnes set the glasses and decanters in

the same corner, and Mr. Wickfield sat down to drink, and drank a good

deal. Agnes played the piano to him, sat by him, and worked and talked,

and played some games at dominoes with me. In good time she made tea;

and afterwards, when I brought down my books, looked into them, and

showed me what she knew of them (which was no slight matter, though she

said it was), and what was the best way to learn and understand them.

I see her, with her modest, orderly, placid manner, and I hear her

beautiful calm voice, as I write these words. The influence for all

good, which she came to exercise over me at a later time, begins

already to descend upon my breast. I love little Em’ly, and I don’t love

Agnes--no, not at all in that way--but I feel that there are goodness,

peace, and truth, wherever Agnes is; and that the soft light of the

coloured window in the church, seen long ago, falls on her always, and

on me when I am near her, and on everything around.

The time having come for her withdrawal for the night, and she having

left us, I gave Mr. Wickfield my hand, preparatory to going away myself.

But he checked me and said: ‘Should you like to stay with us, Trotwood,

or to go elsewhere?’

‘To stay,’ I answered, quickly.

‘You are sure?’

‘If you please. If I may!’

‘Why, it’s but a dull life that we lead here, boy, I am afraid,’ he

said.

‘Not more dull for me than Agnes, sir. Not dull at all!’

‘Than Agnes,’ he repeated, walking slowly to the great chimney-piece,

and leaning against it. ‘Than Agnes!’

He had drank wine that evening (or I fancied it), until his eyes were

bloodshot. Not that I could see them now, for they were cast down, and

shaded by his hand; but I had noticed them a little while before.

‘Now I wonder,’ he muttered, ‘whether my Agnes tires of me. When should

I ever tire of her! But that’s different, that’s quite different.’

He was musing, not speaking to me; so I remained quiet.

‘A dull old house,’ he said, ‘and a monotonous life; but I must have

her near me. I must keep her near me. If the thought that I may die and

leave my darling, or that my darling may die and leave me, comes like a

spectre, to distress my happiest hours, and is only to be drowned in--’

He did not supply the word; but pacing slowly to the place where he had

sat, and mechanically going through the action of pouring wine from the

empty decanter, set it down and paced back again.

‘If it is miserable to bear, when she is here,’ he said, ‘what would it

be, and she away? No, no, no. I cannot try that.’

He leaned against the chimney-piece, brooding so long that I could not

decide whether to run the risk of disturbing him by going, or to remain

quietly where I was, until he should come out of his reverie. At length

he aroused himself, and looked about the room until his eyes encountered

mine.

‘Stay with us, Trotwood, eh?’ he said in his usual manner, and as if

he were answering something I had just said. ‘I am glad of it. You are

company to us both. It is wholesome to have you here. Wholesome for me,

wholesome for Agnes, wholesome perhaps for all of us.’

‘I am sure it is for me, sir,’ I said. ‘I am so glad to be here.’

‘That’s a fine fellow!’ said Mr. Wickfield. ‘As long as you are glad

to be here, you shall stay here.’ He shook hands with me upon it, and

clapped me on the back; and told me that when I had anything to do

at night after Agnes had left us, or when I wished to read for my own

pleasure, I was free to come down to his room, if he were there and if

I desired it for company’s sake, and to sit with him. I thanked him for

his consideration; and, as he went down soon afterwards, and I was

not tired, went down too, with a book in my hand, to avail myself, for

half-an-hour, of his permission.

But, seeing a light in the little round office, and immediately feeling

myself attracted towards Uriah Heep, who had a sort of fascination for

me, I went in there instead. I found Uriah reading a great fat book,

with such demonstrative attention, that his lank forefinger followed up

every line as he read, and made clammy tracks along the page (or so I

fully believed) like a snail.

‘You are working late tonight, Uriah,’ says I.

‘Yes, Master Copperfield,’ says Uriah.

As I was getting on the stool opposite, to talk to him more

conveniently, I observed that he had not such a thing as a smile about

him, and that he could only widen his mouth and make two hard creases

down his cheeks, one on each side, to stand for one.

‘I am not doing office-work, Master Copperfield,’ said Uriah.

‘What work, then?’ I asked.

‘I am improving my legal knowledge, Master Copperfield,’ said Uriah. ‘I

am going through Tidd’s Practice. Oh, what a writer Mr. Tidd is, Master

Copperfield!’

My stool was such a tower of observation, that as I watched him reading

on again, after this rapturous exclamation, and following up the lines

with his forefinger, I observed that his nostrils, which were thin and

pointed, with sharp dints in them, had a singular and most uncomfortable

way of expanding and contracting themselves--that they seemed to twinkle

instead of his eyes, which hardly ever twinkled at all.

‘I suppose you are quite a great lawyer?’ I said, after looking at him

for some time.

‘Me, Master Copperfield?’ said Uriah. ‘Oh, no! I’m a very umble person.’

It was no fancy of mine about his hands, I observed; for he frequently

ground the palms against each other as if to squeeze them dry and

warm, besides often wiping them, in a stealthy way, on his

pocket-handkerchief.

‘I am well aware that I am the umblest person going,’ said Uriah Heep,

modestly; ‘let the other be where he may. My mother is likewise a very

umble person. We live in a numble abode, Master Copperfield, but have

much to be thankful for. My father’s former calling was umble. He was a

sexton.’

‘What is he now?’ I asked.

‘He is a partaker of glory at present, Master Copperfield,’ said Uriah

Heep. ‘But we have much to be thankful for. How much have I to be

thankful for in living with Mr. Wickfield!’

I asked Uriah if he had been with Mr. Wickfield long?

‘I have been with him, going on four year, Master Copperfield,’ said

Uriah; shutting up his book, after carefully marking the place where he

had left off. ‘Since a year after my father’s death. How much have I

to be thankful for, in that! How much have I to be thankful for, in Mr.

Wickfield’s kind intention to give me my articles, which would otherwise

not lay within the umble means of mother and self!’

‘Then, when your articled time is over, you’ll be a regular lawyer, I

suppose?’ said I.

‘With the blessing of Providence, Master Copperfield,’ returned Uriah.

‘Perhaps you’ll be a partner in Mr. Wickfield’s business, one of these

days,’ I said, to make myself agreeable; ‘and it will be Wickfield and

Heep, or Heep late Wickfield.’

‘Oh no, Master Copperfield,’ returned Uriah, shaking his head, ‘I am

much too umble for that!’

He certainly did look uncommonly like the carved face on the beam

outside my window, as he sat, in his humility, eyeing me sideways, with

his mouth widened, and the creases in his cheeks.

‘Mr. Wickfield is a most excellent man, Master Copperfield,’ said Uriah.

‘If you have known him long, you know it, I am sure, much better than I

can inform you.’

I replied that I was certain he was; but that I had not known him long

myself, though he was a friend of my aunt’s.

‘Oh, indeed, Master Copperfield,’ said Uriah. ‘Your aunt is a sweet

lady, Master Copperfield!’

He had a way of writhing when he wanted to express enthusiasm, which was

very ugly; and which diverted my attention from the compliment he had

paid my relation, to the snaky twistings of his throat and body.

‘A sweet lady, Master Copperfield!’ said Uriah Heep. ‘She has a great

admiration for Miss Agnes, Master Copperfield, I believe?’

I said, ‘Yes,’ boldly; not that I knew anything about it, Heaven forgive

me!

‘I hope you have, too, Master Copperfield,’ said Uriah. ‘But I am sure

you must have.’

‘Everybody must have,’ I returned.

‘Oh, thank you, Master Copperfield,’ said Uriah Heep, ‘for that remark!

It is so true! Umble as I am, I know it is so true! Oh, thank you,

Master Copperfield!’ He writhed himself quite off his stool in the

excitement of his feelings, and, being off, began to make arrangements

for going home.

‘Mother will be expecting me,’ he said, referring to a pale,

inexpressive-faced watch in his pocket, ‘and getting uneasy; for though

we are very umble, Master Copperfield, we are much attached to one

another. If you would come and see us, any afternoon, and take a cup of

tea at our lowly dwelling, mother would be as proud of your company as I

should be.’

I said I should be glad to come.

‘Thank you, Master Copperfield,’ returned Uriah, putting his book

away upon the shelf--‘I suppose you stop here, some time, Master

Copperfield?’

I said I was going to be brought up there, I believed, as long as I

remained at school.

‘Oh, indeed!’ exclaimed Uriah. ‘I should think YOU would come into the

business at last, Master Copperfield!’

I protested that I had no views of that sort, and that no such scheme

was entertained in my behalf by anybody; but Uriah insisted on blandly

replying to all my assurances, ‘Oh, yes, Master Copperfield, I should

think you would, indeed!’ and, ‘Oh, indeed, Master Copperfield, I should

think you would, certainly!’ over and over again. Being, at last, ready

to leave the office for the night, he asked me if it would suit my

convenience to have the light put out; and on my answering ‘Yes,’

instantly extinguished it. After shaking hands with me--his hand felt

like a fish, in the dark--he opened the door into the street a very

little, and crept out, and shut it, leaving me to grope my way back into

the house: which cost me some trouble and a fall over his stool. This

was the proximate cause, I suppose, of my dreaming about him, for what

appeared to me to be half the night; and dreaming, among other things,

that he had launched Mr. Peggotty’s house on a piratical expedition,

with a black flag at the masthead, bearing the inscription ‘Tidd’s

Practice’, under which diabolical ensign he was carrying me and little

Em’ly to the Spanish Main, to be drowned.

I got a little the better of my uneasiness when I went to school

next day, and a good deal the better next day, and so shook it off by

degrees, that in less than a fortnight I was quite at home, and happy,

among my new companions. I was awkward enough in their games, and

backward enough in their studies; but custom would improve me in the

first respect, I hoped, and hard work in the second. Accordingly, I

went to work very hard, both in play and in earnest, and gained great

commendation. And, in a very little while, the Murdstone and Grinby life

became so strange to me that I hardly believed in it, while my present

life grew so familiar, that I seemed to have been leading it a long

time.

Doctor Strong’s was an excellent school; as different from Mr. Creakle’s

as good is from evil. It was very gravely and decorously ordered, and

on a sound system; with an appeal, in everything, to the honour and good

faith of the boys, and an avowed intention to rely on their possession

of those qualities unless they proved themselves unworthy of it, which

worked wonders. We all felt that we had a part in the management of

the place, and in sustaining its character and dignity. Hence, we soon

became warmly attached to it--I am sure I did for one, and I never knew,

in all my time, of any other boy being otherwise--and learnt with a good

will, desiring to do it credit. We had noble games out of hours, and

plenty of liberty; but even then, as I remember, we were well spoken of

in the town, and rarely did any disgrace, by our appearance or manner,

to the reputation of Doctor Strong and Doctor Strong’s boys.

Some of the higher scholars boarded in the Doctor’s house, and through

them I learned, at second hand, some particulars of the Doctor’s

history--as, how he had not yet been married twelve months to the

beautiful young lady I had seen in the study, whom he had married for

love; for she had not a sixpence, and had a world of poor relations (so

our fellows said) ready to swarm the Doctor out of house and home. Also,

how the Doctor’s cogitating manner was attributable to his being always

engaged in looking out for Greek roots; which, in my innocence and

ignorance, I supposed to be a botanical furor on the Doctor’s part,

especially as he always looked at the ground when he walked about,

until I understood that they were roots of words, with a view to a new

Dictionary which he had in contemplation. Adams, our head-boy, who had

a turn for mathematics, had made a calculation, I was informed, of the

time this Dictionary would take in completing, on the Doctor’s plan, and

at the Doctor’s rate of going. He considered that it might be done

in one thousand six hundred and forty-nine years, counting from the

Doctor’s last, or sixty-second, birthday.

But the Doctor himself was the idol of the whole school: and it must

have been a badly composed school if he had been anything else, for

he was the kindest of men; with a simple faith in him that might have

touched the stone hearts of the very urns upon the wall. As he walked up

and down that part of the courtyard which was at the side of the house,

with the stray rooks and jackdaws looking after him with their heads

cocked slyly, as if they knew how much more knowing they were in worldly

affairs than he, if any sort of vagabond could only get near enough to

his creaking shoes to attract his attention to one sentence of a tale

of distress, that vagabond was made for the next two days. It was so

notorious in the house, that the masters and head-boys took pains to cut

these marauders off at angles, and to get out of windows, and turn them

out of the courtyard, before they could make the Doctor aware of their

presence; which was sometimes happily effected within a few yards of

him, without his knowing anything of the matter, as he jogged to and

fro. Outside his own domain, and unprotected, he was a very sheep for

the shearers. He would have taken his gaiters off his legs, to give

away. In fact, there was a story current among us (I have no idea, and

never had, on what authority, but I have believed it for so many

years that I feel quite certain it is true), that on a frosty day, one

winter-time, he actually did bestow his gaiters on a beggar-woman, who

occasioned some scandal in the neighbourhood by exhibiting a fine infant

from door to door, wrapped in those garments, which were universally

recognized, being as well known in the vicinity as the Cathedral. The

legend added that the only person who did not identify them was the

Doctor himself, who, when they were shortly afterwards displayed at the

door of a little second-hand shop of no very good repute, where such

things were taken in exchange for gin, was more than once observed to

handle them approvingly, as if admiring some curious novelty in the

pattern, and considering them an improvement on his own.

It was very pleasant to see the Doctor with his pretty young wife. He

had a fatherly, benignant way of showing his fondness for her, which

seemed in itself to express a good man. I often saw them walking in the

garden where the peaches were, and I sometimes had a nearer observation

of them in the study or the parlour. She appeared to me to take great

care of the Doctor, and to like him very much, though I never thought

her vitally interested in the Dictionary: some cumbrous fragments of

which work the Doctor always carried in his pockets, and in the lining

of his hat, and generally seemed to be expounding to her as they walked

about.

I saw a good deal of Mrs. Strong, both because she had taken a liking

for me on the morning of my introduction to the Doctor, and was always

afterwards kind to me, and interested in me; and because she was very

fond of Agnes, and was often backwards and forwards at our house. There

was a curious constraint between her and Mr. Wickfield, I thought (of

whom she seemed to be afraid), that never wore off. When she came there

of an evening, she always shrunk from accepting his escort home, and ran

away with me instead. And sometimes, as we were running gaily across

the Cathedral yard together, expecting to meet nobody, we would meet Mr.

Jack Maldon, who was always surprised to see us.

Mrs. Strong’s mama was a lady I took great delight in. Her name was Mrs.

Markleham; but our boys used to call her the Old Soldier, on account of

her generalship, and the skill with which she marshalled great forces

of relations against the Doctor. She was a little, sharp-eyed woman,

who used to wear, when she was dressed, one unchangeable cap, ornamented

with some artificial flowers, and two artificial butterflies supposed

to be hovering above the flowers. There was a superstition among us

that this cap had come from France, and could only originate in the

workmanship of that ingenious nation: but all I certainly know about it,

is, that it always made its appearance of an evening, wheresoever Mrs.

Markleham made HER appearance; that it was carried about to friendly

meetings in a Hindoo basket; that the butterflies had the gift of

trembling constantly; and that they improved the shining hours at Doctor

Strong’s expense, like busy bees.

I observed the Old Soldier--not to adopt the name disrespectfully--to

pretty good advantage, on a night which is made memorable to me by

something else I shall relate. It was the night of a little party at the

Doctor’s, which was given on the occasion of Mr. Jack Maldon’s departure

for India, whither he was going as a cadet, or something of that kind:

Mr. Wickfield having at length arranged the business. It happened to be

the Doctor’s birthday, too. We had had a holiday, had made presents to

him in the morning, had made a speech to him through the head-boy, and

had cheered him until we were hoarse, and until he had shed tears. And

now, in the evening, Mr. Wickfield, Agnes, and I, went to have tea with

him in his private capacity.

Mr. Jack Maldon was there, before us. Mrs. Strong, dressed in white,

with cherry-coloured ribbons, was playing the piano, when we went in;

and he was leaning over her to turn the leaves. The clear red and

white of her complexion was not so blooming and flower-like as usual, I

thought, when she turned round; but she looked very pretty, Wonderfully

pretty.

‘I have forgotten, Doctor,’ said Mrs. Strong’s mama, when we were

seated, ‘to pay you the compliments of the day--though they are, as you

may suppose, very far from being mere compliments in my case. Allow me

to wish you many happy returns.’

‘I thank you, ma’am,’ replied the Doctor.

‘Many, many, many, happy returns,’ said the Old Soldier. ‘Not only

for your own sake, but for Annie’s, and John Maldon’s, and many other

people’s. It seems but yesterday to me, John, when you were a little

creature, a head shorter than Master Copperfield, making baby love to

Annie behind the gooseberry bushes in the back-garden.’

‘My dear mama,’ said Mrs. Strong, ‘never mind that now.’

‘Annie, don’t be absurd,’ returned her mother. ‘If you are to blush to

hear of such things now you are an old married woman, when are you not

to blush to hear of them?’

‘Old?’ exclaimed Mr. Jack Maldon. ‘Annie? Come!’

‘Yes, John,’ returned the Soldier. ‘Virtually, an old married woman.

Although not old by years--for when did you ever hear me say, or who has

ever heard me say, that a girl of twenty was old by years!--your cousin

is the wife of the Doctor, and, as such, what I have described her. It

is well for you, John, that your cousin is the wife of the Doctor. You

have found in him an influential and kind friend, who will be kinder

yet, I venture to predict, if you deserve it. I have no false pride.

I never hesitate to admit, frankly, that there are some members of our

family who want a friend. You were one yourself, before your cousin’s

influence raised up one for you.’

The Doctor, in the goodness of his heart, waved his hand as if to make

light of it, and save Mr. Jack Maldon from any further reminder. But

Mrs. Markleham changed her chair for one next the Doctor’s, and putting

her fan on his coat-sleeve, said:

‘No, really, my dear Doctor, you must excuse me if I appear to dwell

on this rather, because I feel so very strongly. I call it quite my

monomania, it is such a subject of mine. You are a blessing to us. You

really are a Boon, you know.’

‘Nonsense, nonsense,’ said the Doctor.

‘No, no, I beg your pardon,’ retorted the Old Soldier. ‘With nobody

present, but our dear and confidential friend Mr. Wickfield, I cannot

consent to be put down. I shall begin to assert the privileges of a

mother-in-law, if you go on like that, and scold you. I am perfectly

honest and outspoken. What I am saying, is what I said when you first

overpowered me with surprise--you remember how surprised I was?--by

proposing for Annie. Not that there was anything so very much out of

the way, in the mere fact of the proposal--it would be ridiculous to say

that!--but because, you having known her poor father, and having known

her from a baby six months old, I hadn’t thought of you in such a light

at all, or indeed as a marrying man in any way,--simply that, you know.’

‘Aye, aye,’ returned the Doctor, good-humouredly. ‘Never mind.’

‘But I DO mind,’ said the Old Soldier, laying her fan upon his lips. ‘I

mind very much. I recall these things that I may be contradicted if I am

wrong. Well! Then I spoke to Annie, and I told her what had happened.

I said, “My dear, here’s Doctor Strong has positively been and made you

the subject of a handsome declaration and an offer.” Did I press it in

the least? No. I said, “Now, Annie, tell me the truth this moment; is

your heart free?” “Mama,” she said crying, “I am extremely young”--which

was perfectly true--“and I hardly know if I have a heart at all.” “Then,

my dear,” I said, “you may rely upon it, it’s free. At all events, my

love,” said I, “Doctor Strong is in an agitated state of mind, and

must be answered. He cannot be kept in his present state of suspense.”

“Mama,” said Annie, still crying, “would he be unhappy without me? If he

would, I honour and respect him so much, that I think I will have him.”

So it was settled. And then, and not till then, I said to Annie, “Annie,

Doctor Strong will not only be your husband, but he will represent your

late father: he will represent the head of our family, he will represent

the wisdom and station, and I may say the means, of our family; and will

be, in short, a Boon to it.” I used the word at the time, and I have

used it again, today. If I have any merit it is consistency.’

The daughter had sat quite silent and still during this speech, with her

eyes fixed on the ground; her cousin standing near her, and looking on

the ground too. She now said very softly, in a trembling voice:

‘Mama, I hope you have finished?’ ‘No, my dear Annie,’ returned the Old

Soldier, ‘I have not quite finished. Since you ask me, my love, I reply

that I have not. I complain that you really are a little unnatural

towards your own family; and, as it is of no use complaining to you. I

mean to complain to your husband. Now, my dear Doctor, do look at that

silly wife of yours.’

As the Doctor turned his kind face, with its smile of simplicity and

gentleness, towards her, she drooped her head more. I noticed that Mr.

Wickfield looked at her steadily.

‘When I happened to say to that naughty thing, the other day,’ pursued

her mother, shaking her head and her fan at her, playfully, ‘that there

was a family circumstance she might mention to you--indeed, I think, was

bound to mention--she said, that to mention it was to ask a favour;

and that, as you were too generous, and as for her to ask was always to

have, she wouldn’t.’

‘Annie, my dear,’ said the Doctor. ‘That was wrong. It robbed me of a

pleasure.’

‘Almost the very words I said to her!’ exclaimed her mother. ‘Now

really, another time, when I know what she would tell you but for this

reason, and won’t, I have a great mind, my dear Doctor, to tell you

myself.’

‘I shall be glad if you will,’ returned the Doctor.

‘Shall I?’

‘Certainly.’

‘Well, then, I will!’ said the Old Soldier. ‘That’s a bargain.’ And

having, I suppose, carried her point, she tapped the Doctor’s hand

several times with her fan (which she kissed first), and returned

triumphantly to her former station.

Some more company coming in, among whom were the two masters and Adams,

the talk became general; and it naturally turned on Mr. Jack Maldon, and

his voyage, and the country he was going to, and his various plans and

prospects. He was to leave that night, after supper, in a post-chaise,

for Gravesend; where the ship, in which he was to make the voyage, lay;

and was to be gone--unless he came home on leave, or for his health--I

don’t know how many years. I recollect it was settled by general

consent that India was quite a misrepresented country, and had nothing

objectionable in it, but a tiger or two, and a little heat in the warm

part of the day. For my own part, I looked on Mr. Jack Maldon as a

modern Sindbad, and pictured him the bosom friend of all the Rajahs in

the East, sitting under canopies, smoking curly golden pipes--a mile

long, if they could be straightened out.

Mrs. Strong was a very pretty singer: as I knew, who often heard her

singing by herself. But, whether she was afraid of singing before

people, or was out of voice that evening, it was certain that she

couldn’t sing at all. She tried a duet, once, with her cousin Maldon,

but could not so much as begin; and afterwards, when she tried to sing

by herself, although she began sweetly, her voice died away on a sudden,

and left her quite distressed, with her head hanging down over the keys.

The good Doctor said she was nervous, and, to relieve her, proposed a

round game at cards; of which he knew as much as of the art of playing

the trombone. But I remarked that the Old Soldier took him into custody

directly, for her partner; and instructed him, as the first preliminary

of initiation, to give her all the silver he had in his pocket.

We had a merry game, not made the less merry by the Doctor’s mistakes,

of which he committed an innumerable quantity, in spite of the

watchfulness of the butterflies, and to their great aggravation. Mrs.

Strong had declined to play, on the ground of not feeling very well; and

her cousin Maldon had excused himself because he had some packing to

do. When he had done it, however, he returned, and they sat together,

talking, on the sofa. From time to time she came and looked over the

Doctor’s hand, and told him what to play. She was very pale, as she

bent over him, and I thought her finger trembled as she pointed out

the cards; but the Doctor was quite happy in her attention, and took no

notice of this, if it were so.

At supper, we were hardly so gay. Everyone appeared to feel that a

parting of that sort was an awkward thing, and that the nearer it

approached, the more awkward it was. Mr. Jack Maldon tried to be very

talkative, but was not at his ease, and made matters worse. And they

were not improved, as it appeared to me, by the Old Soldier: who

continually recalled passages of Mr. Jack Maldon’s youth.

The Doctor, however, who felt, I am sure, that he was making everybody

happy, was well pleased, and had no suspicion but that we were all at

the utmost height of enjoyment.

‘Annie, my dear,’ said he, looking at his watch, and filling his glass,

‘it is past your cousin Jack’s time, and we must not detain him, since

time and tide--both concerned in this case--wait for no man. Mr. Jack

Maldon, you have a long voyage, and a strange country, before you; but

many men have had both, and many men will have both, to the end of time.

The winds you are going to tempt, have wafted thousands upon thousands

to fortune, and brought thousands upon thousands happily back.’

‘It’s an affecting thing,’ said Mrs. Markleham--‘however it’s viewed,

it’s affecting, to see a fine young man one has known from an infant,

going away to the other end of the world, leaving all he knows behind,

and not knowing what’s before him. A young man really well deserves

constant support and patronage,’ looking at the Doctor, ‘who makes such

sacrifices.’

‘Time will go fast with you, Mr. Jack Maldon,’ pursued the Doctor,

‘and fast with all of us. Some of us can hardly expect, perhaps, in the

natural course of things, to greet you on your return. The next best

thing is to hope to do it, and that’s my case. I shall not weary you

with good advice. You have long had a good model before you, in your

cousin Annie. Imitate her virtues as nearly as you can.’

Mrs. Markleham fanned herself, and shook her head.

‘Farewell, Mr. Jack,’ said the Doctor, standing up; on which we all

stood up. ‘A prosperous voyage out, a thriving career abroad, and a

happy return home!’

We all drank the toast, and all shook hands with Mr. Jack Maldon; after

which he hastily took leave of the ladies who were there, and hurried

to the door, where he was received, as he got into the chaise, with a

tremendous broadside of cheers discharged by our boys, who had assembled

on the lawn for the purpose. Running in among them to swell the ranks,

I was very near the chaise when it rolled away; and I had a lively

impression made upon me, in the midst of the noise and dust, of having

seen Mr. Jack Maldon rattle past with an agitated face, and something

cherry-coloured in his hand.

After another broadside for the Doctor, and another for the Doctor’s

wife, the boys dispersed, and I went back into the house, where I found

the guests all standing in a group about the Doctor, discussing how Mr.

Jack Maldon had gone away, and how he had borne it, and how he had

felt it, and all the rest of it. In the midst of these remarks, Mrs.

Markleham cried: ‘Where’s Annie?’

No Annie was there; and when they called to her, no Annie replied. But

all pressing out of the room, in a crowd, to see what was the matter, we

found her lying on the hall floor. There was great alarm at first, until

it was found that she was in a swoon, and that the swoon was yielding

to the usual means of recovery; when the Doctor, who had lifted her

head upon his knee, put her curls aside with his hand, and said, looking

around:

‘Poor Annie! She’s so faithful and tender-hearted! It’s the parting from

her old playfellow and friend--her favourite cousin--that has done this.

Ah! It’s a pity! I am very sorry!’

When she opened her eyes, and saw where she was, and that we were all

standing about her, she arose with assistance: turning her head, as she

did so, to lay it on the Doctor’s shoulder--or to hide it, I don’t know

which. We went into the drawing-room, to leave her with the Doctor and

her mother; but she said, it seemed, that she was better than she had

been since morning, and that she would rather be brought among us; so

they brought her in, looking very white and weak, I thought, and sat her

on a sofa.

‘Annie, my dear,’ said her mother, doing something to her dress. ‘See

here! You have lost a bow. Will anybody be so good as find a ribbon; a

cherry-coloured ribbon?’

It was the one she had worn at her bosom. We all looked for it; I myself

looked everywhere, I am certain--but nobody could find it.

‘Do you recollect where you had it last, Annie?’ said her mother.

I wondered how I could have thought she looked white, or anything but

burning red, when she answered that she had had it safe, a little while

ago, she thought, but it was not worth looking for.

Nevertheless, it was looked for again, and still not found. She

entreated that there might be no more searching; but it was still sought

for, in a desultory way, until she was quite well, and the company took

their departure.

We walked very slowly home, Mr. Wickfield, Agnes, and I--Agnes and I

admiring the moonlight, and Mr. Wickfield scarcely raising his eyes from

the ground. When we, at last, reached our own door, Agnes discovered

that she had left her little reticule behind. Delighted to be of any

service to her, I ran back to fetch it.

I went into the supper-room where it had been left, which was deserted

and dark. But a door of communication between that and the Doctor’s

study, where there was a light, being open, I passed on there, to say

what I wanted, and to get a candle.

The Doctor was sitting in his easy-chair by the fireside, and his young

wife was on a stool at his feet. The Doctor, with a complacent smile,

was reading aloud some manuscript explanation or statement of a theory

out of that interminable Dictionary, and she was looking up at him. But

with such a face as I never saw. It was so beautiful in its form, it was

so ashy pale, it was so fixed in its abstraction, it was so full of a

wild, sleep-walking, dreamy horror of I don’t know what. The eyes

were wide open, and her brown hair fell in two rich clusters on her

shoulders, and on her white dress, disordered by the want of the lost

ribbon. Distinctly as I recollect her look, I cannot say of what it was

expressive, I cannot even say of what it is expressive to me now, rising

again before my older judgement. Penitence, humiliation, shame, pride,

love, and trustfulness--I see them all; and in them all, I see that

horror of I don’t know what.

My entrance, and my saying what I wanted, roused her. It disturbed the

Doctor too, for when I went back to replace the candle I had taken from

the table, he was patting her head, in his fatherly way, and saying he

was a merciless drone to let her tempt him into reading on; and he would

have her go to bed.

But she asked him, in a rapid, urgent manner, to let her stay--to let

her feel assured (I heard her murmur some broken words to this effect)

that she was in his confidence that night. And, as she turned again

towards him, after glancing at me as I left the room and went out at the

door, I saw her cross her hands upon his knee, and look up at him with

the same face, something quieted, as he resumed his reading.

It made a great impression on me, and I remembered it a long time

afterwards; as I shall have occasion to narrate when the time comes.