CHAPTER III

New Austin spaceport was a huge place, a good fifty miles outside the

city. As we descended, I could see that it was laid out like a wheel,

with the landings and the blast-off stands around the hub, and high

buildings--packing houses and refrigeration plants--along the many

spokes. It showed a technological level quite out of keeping with the

accounts I had read, or the stories Hoddy had told, about the simple

ranch life of the planet. Might be foreign capital invested there, and I

made a mental note to find out whose.

On the other hand, Old Texas, on Terra, had been heavily industrialized;

so much so that the state itself could handle the gigantic project of

building enough spaceships to move almost the whole population into

space.

Then the landing-field was rushing up at us, with the nearer ends of the

roadways and streets drawing close and the far ends lengthening out away

from us. The other lighter was already down, and I could see a crowd

around it.

There was a crowd waiting for us when we got out and went down the

escalators to the ground, and as I had expected, a special group of men

waiting for me. They were headed by a tall, slender individual in the

short black Eisenhower jacket, gray-striped trousers and black homburg

that was the uniform of the Diplomatic Service, alias the Cookie

Pushers.

Over their heads at the other rocket-boat, I could see the gold-gleaming

head of the girl I'd met on the ship.

I tried to push through the crowd and get to her. As I did, the Cookie

Pusher got in my way.

"Mr. Silk! Mr. Ambassador! Here we are!" he was clamoring. "The car for

the Embassy is right over here!" He clutched my elbow. "You have no idea

how glad we all are to see you, Mr. Ambassador!"

"Yes, yes; of course. Now, there's somebody over there I

have to see, at once." I tried to pull myself loose from his grasp.

Across the concrete between the two lighters, I could see the girl push

out of the crowd around her and wave a hand to me. I tried to yell to

her; but just then another lighter, loaded with freight, started to lift

out at another nearby stand, with the roar of half a dozen Niagaras. The

thin man in the striped trousers added to the uproar by shouting into my

ear and pulling at me.

"We haven't time!" he finally managed to make himself heard. "We're

dreadfully late now, sir! You must come with us."

Hoddy, too, had caught hold of me by the other arm.

"Come on, boss. There's gotta be some reason why he's got himself in an

uproar about whatever it is. You'll see her again."

Then, the whole gang--Hoddy, the thin man with the black homburg, his

younger accomplice in identical garb, and the chauffeur--all closed in

on me and pushed me, pulled me, half-carried me, fifty yards across the

concrete to where their air-car was parked. By this time, the tall

blond had gotten clear of the mob around her and was waving frantically

at me. I tried to wave back, but I was literally crammed into the car

and flung down on the seat. At the same time, the chauffeur was jumping

in, extending the car's wings, jetting up.

"Great God!" I bellowed. "This is the damnedest piece of impudence I've

ever had to suffer from any subordinates in my whole State Department

experience! I want an explanation out of you, and it'd better be a good

one!"

There was a deafening silence in the car for a moment. The thin man

moved himself off my lap, then sat there looking at me with the

heartbroken eyes of a friendly dog that had just been kicked for

something which wasn't really its fault.

"Mr. Ambassador, you can't imagine how sorry we all are, but if we

hadn't gotten you away from the spaceport and to the Embassy at once, we

would all have been much sorrier."

"Somebody here gunnin' for the Ambassador?" Hoddy demanded sharply.

"Oh, no! I hadn't even thought of that," the thin man almost gibbered.

"But your presence at the Embassy is of immediate and urgent necessity.

You have no idea of the state into which things have gotten.... Oh,

pardon me, Mr. Ambassador. I am Gilbert W. Thrombley, your chargé

d'affaires." I shook hands with him. "And Mr. Benito Gomez, the

Secretary of the Embassy." I shook hands with him, too, and started to

introduce Mr. Hoddy Ringo.

Hoddy, however, had turned to look out the rear window; immediately, he

gave a yelp.

"We got a tail, boss! Two of them! Look back there!"

There were two black eight-passenger aircars, of the same model,

whizzing after us, making an obvious effort to overtake us. The

chauffeur cursed and fired his auxiliary jets, then his rocket-booster.

Immediately, black rocket-fuel puffs shot away from the pursuing

aircars.

Hoddy turned in his seat, cranked open a porthole-slit in the window,

and poked one of his eleven-mm's out, letting the whole clip go.

Thrombley and Gomez slid down onto the floor, and both began trying to

drag me down with them, imploring me not to expose myself.

As far as I could see, there was nothing to expose myself to. The other

cars kept coming, but neither of them were firing at us. There was also

no indication that Hoddy's salvo had had any effect on them. Our

chauffeur went into a perfect frenzy of twisting and dodging, at the

same time using his radiophone to tell somebody to get the goddamn

gate open in a hurry. I saw the blue skies and green plains of New

Texas replacing one another above, under, in front of and behind us.

Then the car set down on a broad stretch of concrete, the wings were

retracted, and we went whizzing down a city street.

We whizzed down a number of streets. We cut corners on two wheels, and

on one wheel, and, I was prepared to swear, on no wheels. A couple of

times, with the wings retracted, we actually jetted into the air and

jumped over vehicles in front of us, landing again with bone-shaking

jolts. Then we made an abrupt turn and shot in under a concrete arch,

and a big door banged shut behind us, and we stopped, in the middle of a

wide patio, the front of the car a few inches short of a fountain. Four

or five people, in diplomatic striped trousers, local dress and the

uniform of the Space Marines, came running over.

Thrombley pulled himself erect and half-climbed, half-fell, out of the

car. Gomez got out on the other side with Hoddy; I climbed out after

Thrombley.

A tall, sandy-haired man in the uniform of the Space Navy came over.

"What the devil's the matter, Thrombley?" he demanded. Then, seeing me,

he gave me as much of a salute as a naval officer will ever bestow on

anybody in civilian clothes.

"Mr. Silk?" He looked at my costume and the pistols on my belt in

well-bred concealment of surprise. "I'm your military attaché,

Stonehenge; Space-Commander, Space Navy."

I noticed that Hoddy's ears had pricked up, but he wasn't making any

effort to attract Stonehenge's attention. I shook hands with him,

introduced Hoddy, and offered my cigarette case around.

"You seem to have had a hectic trip from the spaceport, Mr. Ambassador.

What happened?"

Thrombley began accusing our driver of trying to murder the lot of us.

Hoddy brushed him aside and explained:

"Just after we'd took off, two other cars took off after us. We speeded

up, and they speeded up, too. Then your fly-boy, here, got fancy. That

shook 'em off. Time we got into the city, we'd dropped them. Nice job of

driving. Probably saved our lives."

"Shucks, that wasn't nothin'," the driver disclaimed. "When you drive

for politicians, you're either good or you're good and dead."

"I'm surprised they started so soon," Stonehenge said. Then he looked

around at my fellow-passengers, who seemed to have realized, by now,

that they were no longer dangling by their fingernails over the brink of

the grave. "But gentlemen, let's not keep the Ambassador standing out

here in the hot sun."

So we went over the arches at the side of the patio, and were about to

sit down when one of the Embassy servants came up, followed by a man in

a loose vest and blue Levis and a big hat. He had a pair of automatics

in his belt, too.

"I'm Captain Nelson; New Texas Rangers," he introduced himself. "Which

one of you-all is Mr. Stephen Silk?"

I admitted it.

The Ranger pushed back his wide hat and grinned at me.

"I just can't figure this out," he said. "You're in the right place and

the right company, but we got a report, from a mighty good source, that

you'd been kidnapped at the spaceport by a gang of thugs!"

"A blond source?" I made curving motions with my hands. "I don't blame

her. My efficient and conscientious chargé d'affaires, Mr. Thrombley,

felt that I should reach the Embassy, here, as soon as possible, and

from where she was standing, it must have looked like a kidnapping.

Fact is, it looked like one from where I was standing, too.

Was that you and your people who were chasing us? Then I must apologize

for opening fire on you ... I hope nobody was hurt."

"No, our cars are pretty well armored. You scored a couple of times on

one of them, but no harm done. I reckon after what happened to Silas

Cumshaw, you had a right to be suspicious."

I noticed that refreshments, including several bottles, had been placed

on a big wicker table under the arched veranda.

"Can I offer you a drink, Captain, in token of mutual amity?" I asked.

"Well, now, I'd like to, Mr. Ambassador, but I'm on duty ..." he began.

"You can't be. You're an officer of the Planetary Government of New

Texas, and in this Embassy, you're in the territory of the Solar

League."

"That's right, now, Mr. Ambassador," he grinned. "Extraterritoriality.

Wonderful thing, extraterritoriality." He looked at Hoddy, who, for the

first time since I had met him, was trying to shrink into the

background. "And diplomatic immunity, too. Ain't it, Hoddy?"

After he had had his drink and departed, we all sat down. Thrombley

began speaking almost at once.

"Mr. Ambassador, you must, you simply must, issue a public statement,

immediately, sir. Only a public statement, issued promptly, will relieve

the crisis into which we have all been thrust."

"Oh, come, Mr. Thrombley," I objected. "Captain Nelson'll take care of

all that in his report to his superiors."

Thrombley looked at me for a moment as though I had been speaking to

him in Hottentot, then waved his hands in polite exasperation.

"Oh, no, no! I don't mean that, sir. I mean a public statement to the

effect that you have assumed full responsibility for the Embassy. Where

is that thing? Mr. Gomez!"

Gomez gave him four or five sheets, stapled together. He laid them on

the table, turned to the last sheet, and whipped out a pen.

"Here, sir; just sign here."

"Are you crazy?" I demanded. "I'll be damned if I'll sign that. Not till

I've taken an inventory of the physical property of the Embassy, and

familiarized myself with all its commitments, and had the books audited

by some firm of certified public accountants."

Thrombley and Gomez looked at one another. They both groaned.

"But we must have a statement of assumption of responsibility ..." Gomez

dithered.

"... or the business of the Embassy will be at a dead stop, and we can't

do anything," Thrombley finished.

"Wait a moment, Thrombley," Stonehenge cut in. "I understand Mr. Silk's

attitude. I've taken command of a good many ships and installations, at

one time or another, and I've never signed for anything I couldn't see

and feel and count. I know men who retired as brigadier generals or

vice-admirals, but they retired loaded with debts incurred because as

second lieutenants or ensigns they forgot that simple rule."

He turned to me. "Without any disrespect to the chargé d'affaires, Mr.

Silk, this Embassy has been pretty badly disorganized since Mr.

Cumshaw's death. No one felt authorized, or, to put it more accurately,

no one dared, to declare himself acting head of the Embassy--"

"Because that would make him the next target?" I interrupted. "Well,

that's what I was sent here for. Mr. Gomez, as Secretary of the Embassy,

will you please, at once, prepare a statement for the press and telecast

release to the effect that I am now the authorized head of this Embassy,

responsible from this hour for all its future policies and all its

present commitments insofar as they obligate the government of the Solar

League. Get that out at once. Tomorrow, I will present my credentials to

the Secretary of State here. Thereafter, Mr. Thrombley, you can rest in

the assurance that I'll be the one they'll be shooting at."

"But you can't wait that long, Mr. Ambassador," Thrombley almost wailed.

"We must go immediately to the Statehouse. The reception for you is

already going on."

I looked at my watch, which had been regulated aboard ship for Capella

IV time. It was just 1315.

"What time do they hold diplomatic receptions on this planet, Mr.

Thrombley?" I asked.

"Oh, any time at all, sir. This one started about 0900 when the news

that the ship was in orbit off-planet got in. It'll be a barbecue, of

course, and--"

"Barbecued supercow! Yipeee!" Hoddy yelled. "What I been waitin' for for

five years!"

It would be the vilest cruelty not to take him along, I thought. And it

would also keep him and Stonehenge apart for a while.

"But we must hurry, Mr. Ambassador," Thrombley was saying. "If you will

change, now, to formal dress ..."

And he was looking at me, gasping. I think it was the first time he had

actually seen what I was wearing.

"In native dress, Mr. Ambassador!"

Thrombley's eyes and tone were again those of an innocent spaniel caught

in the middle of a marital argument.

Then his gaze fell to my belt and his eyes became saucers. "Oh, dear!

And armed!"

My chargé d'affaires was shuddering and he could not look directly at

me.

"Mr. Ambassador, I understand that you were recently appointed from the

Consular Service. I sincerely hope that you will not take it amiss if I

point out, here in private, that--"

"Mr. Thrombley, I am wearing this costume and these pistols on the

direct order of Secretary of State Ghopal Singh."

That set him back on his heels.

"I ... I can't believe it!" he exclaimed. "An ambassador is _never_

armed."

"Not when he's dealing with a government which respects the comity of

nations and the usages of diplomatic practice, no," I replied. "But the

fate of Mr. Cumshaw clearly indicates that the government of New Texas

is not such a government. These pistols are in the nature of a

not-too-subtle hint of the manner in which this government, here, is

being regarded by the government of the Solar League." I turned to

Stonehenge. "Commander, what sort of an Embassy guard have we?" I asked.

"Space Marines, sergeant and five men. I double as guard officer, sir."

"Very well. Mr. Thrombley insists that it is necessary for me to go to

this fish-fry or whatever it is immediately. I want two men, a driver

and an auto-rifleman, for my car. And from now on, I would suggest,

Commander, that you wear your sidearm at all times outside the Embassy."

"Yes, sir!" and this time, Stonehenge gave me a real salute.

"Well, I must phone the Statehouse, then," Thrombley said. "We will have

to call on Secretary of State Palme, and then on President Hutchinson."

With that, he got up, excused himself, motioned Gomez to follow, and

hurried away.

I got up, too, and motioned Stonehenge aside.

"Aboard ship, coming in, I was told that there's a task force of the

Space Navy on maneuvers about five light-years from here," I said.

"Yes, sir. Task Force Red-Blue-Green, Fifth Space Fleet. Fleet Admiral

Sir Rodney Tregaskis."

"Can we get hold of a fast space-boat, with hyperdrive engines, in a

hurry?"

"Eight or ten of them always around New Austin spaceport, available for

charter."

"All right; charter one and get out to that fleet. Tell Admiral

Tregaskis that the Ambassador at New Austin feels in need of protection;

possibility of z'Srauff invasion. I'll give you written orders. I want

the Fleet within radio call. How far out would that be, with our

facilities?"

"The Embassy radio isn't reliable beyond about sixty light-minutes,

sir."

"Then tell Sir Rodney to bring his fleet in that close. The invasion, if

it comes, will probably not come from the direction of the z'Srauff

star-cluster; they'll probably jump past us and move in from the other

side. I hope you don't think I'm having nightmares, Commander. Danger of

a z'Srauff invasion was pointed out to me by persons on the very highest

level, on Luna."

Stonehenge nodded. "I'm always having the same kind of nightmares, sir.

Especially since this special envoy arrived here, ostensibly to

negotiate a meteor-mining treaty." He hesitated for a moment. "We don't

want the New Texans to know, of course, that you've sent for the fleet?"

"Naturally not."

"Well, if I can wait till about midnight before I leave, I can get a

boat owned, manned and operated by Solar League people. The boat's a

dreadful-looking old tub, but she's sound and fast. The gang who own her

are pretty notorious characters--suspected of smuggling, piracy, and

what not--but they'll keep their mouths shut if well paid."

"Then pay them well," I said. "And it's just as well you're not leaving

at once. When I get back from this clambake, I'll want to have a general

informal council, and I certainly want you in on it."

On the way to the Statehouse in the aircar, I kept wondering just how

smart I had been.

I was pretty sure that the z'Srauff was getting ready for a sneak attack

on New Texas, and, as Solar League Ambassador, I of course had the right

to call on the Space Navy for any amount of armed protection.

Sending Stonehenge off on what couldn't be less than an eighteen-hour

trip would delay anything he and Hoddy might be cooking up, too.

On the other hand, with the fleet so near, they might decide to have me

rubbed out in a hurry, to justify seizing the planet ahead of the

z'Srauff.

I was in that pleasant spot called, "Damned if you do and damned if you

don't...."