CHAPTER XV.

_The Four-in-Hand Craze--Postilions and Outriders Follow--A

Trotting-Horse Courtship--Cost of Newport Picnics Then and

Now--Driving off a Bridge--An Accident that might have been

Serious--A Dance at a Tea-house--The Coachmen make a Raid on the

Champagne--They are all Intoxicated and Confusion Reigns--A

Dangerous Drive Home._

It seemed at this time, that the ingenuity of man was put to the test to

invent some new species of entertainment. The winter in New York being

so gay, people were in the vein for frolic and amusement, and feeling

rich, as the currency was inflated, prices of everything going up,

Newport had a full and rushing season. The craze was for drags or

coaches. My old friend, the Major, was not to be outdone, so he brought

out four spanking bays; and again, an old bachelor friend of mine, a man

of large fortune, but the quietest of men, I found one fine summer

morning seated on the box seat of a drag, and tooling four fine

roadsters. But this did not satisfy the swells. Soon came two out-riders

on postilion saddles, following the drag; and again, several pairs of

fine horses ridden by postilions _à la demi d’Aumont_. A turnout then

for a picnic was indeed an event. In those days, a beautiful spot on the

water, called “The Glen,” was often selected for these country parties.

It was a romantic little nook, about seven miles from Newport, on what

is called the East Passage, which opens on the Atlantic Ocean.

A young friend of mine, then paying court to a brilliant young woman,

came to me for advice. He wanted to impress the object of his

attentions, and proposed to do so by hiring two of the fastest trotting

horses in Rhode Island, and driving the young lady out behind them to

the “Glen” picnic. His argument was, that it was more American than any

of your tandem or four-in-hands, or postilion riding; that the pace he

should go at would be terrific, and he would guarantee to do the seven

miles within twenty minutes. He was what we call a thorough

trotting-horse man; much in love; worshipped horses; disliked style in

them, going in for speed alone. I tried to dissuade him.

“It will never do,” I said; “it is not the fashion; the lady you drive

out will be beautifully dressed, and you will cover her with dust;

besides, the pace will alarm her.”

“Never fear that, my man,” he answered. “The girl has grit; she will go

through anything. She is none of your milk-and-water misses; I can’t go

too fast for her.”

“Have it as you will, then,” I said; and off he went to Providence to

secure, through influence, these two wonderfully speedy trotters.

We were all grouped beautifully at the Glen, when, all of a sudden, we

heard something descending the hill at a terrific pace; it was

impossible to make out what it was, as it was completely hidden by a

cloud of dust. Down it came, with lightning speed, and when it got

opposite to the Major and me, we heard a loud “Whoa, my boys, whoa!” and

the vehicle came to a stop. The occupants, a man and woman, were so

covered with mud and dust that you could barely distinguish the one from

the other. I ran up to the side of the wagon, saw a red, indignant face,

and an outstretched hand imploring me to take her out. Seizing my arm,

she sprang from the wagon, exclaiming, “The horrid creature! I never

wish to lay eyes on him again,” and then she burst into tears. Her whole

light, exquisite dress was totally ruined, and she a sight to behold.

Turning to him, I saw a glow of triumph in his face; his watch was in

his hand. “I did it, by Jove! I did it, and ten seconds to spare!--they

are tearers!”

I quietly replied, “They are indeed tearers, they have torn your

business into shreds.”

“Fudge, man!” he said; “she wont mind it; she was a bit scared, to be

sure; but she hung on to my arm, and we came through all right.” He then

sought his victim. I soon saw by his dejected manner that she had given

him the mitten, and, as I passed him, slowly walking his horses home, I

philosophized to this extent: “Trotting horses and fashion do not

combine.”

Our next great day-time frolic was at Bristol Ferry. There we had a

large country hotel which we took possession of. We got the best dinner

giver then in Newport to lend us his _chef_, and I took my own colored

cook, a native of Baltimore, who had, at the Maryland Ducking Club,

gained a reputation for cooking game, ducks, etc. We determined, on this

occasion, to have a trial of artistic skill between a creole woman cook,

the best of her class, and the best _chef_ we had in this country. We

were to have sixty at dinner; dishes confined to Spanish mackerel,

soft-shell crabs, woodcock, and chicken partridges. It is needless to

say, the Frenchman came off victorious, though my creole cook contended

that the French _chef_ would not eat his own cooked dishes, but devoured

her soft-shell crabs.

On this occasion we had a grand turnout of drags, postilions _à la demi

d’Aumont_, and tandems. I led the cotillion myself, dancing in the large

drawing-room of the inn; and it all went so charmingly that it was late

into the night when we left the place. It was as dark as Erebus. We had

eleven miles to drive, and I saw that some of our four-in-hand drivers

felt a little squeamish. My old bachelor friend had in his drag a

precious cargo. On the box-seat with him sat our nightingale, and I had

in my four-seated open wagon our queen of society and a famous Baltimore

belle. “Is the road straight or crooked?” I was asked, on all sides.

Having danced myself nearly to death, and being well fortified with

champagne, I found it straight as an arrow, as I was then oblivious to

its crooks and turns. Off we all started up the hill at a canter. I

remember my friend, the Major, shouting to me, “The devil take the

hindmost,” and the admonition to him of his old family coachman, who

accompanied him that day, “Be careful, sir, the road is not as straight

as it might be.” Driving along at a spanking pace, the horses fresh, the

ladies jubilant, I as happy as a lord,--there was a scream, then

another, then a plunge, and a splash of water. Dark as it was, standing

up in my wagon, I shouted, “By Jove! he has driven off the bridge,”--and

off the bridge he was, drag upset and four horses mired in mud and

water. One young fellow, in the excitement of the moment, sprang to the

side of my wagon, and tried to wrench off one of my lamps. How then I

admired the plucky, cool little woman at my side! She never lost her

presence of mind for a second; gave directions quietly and effectively,

and soon brought order out of chaos. From a jolly, festive procession,

we were turned into a sad, melancholy species of funeral cortège. The

ladies were picked out of the wreck, and placed in the different drags

and wagons, and we wended on our way at a walk, ten dreary miles to

Newport. One brilliant youth of the Diplomatic Corps, as we passed a

farm-house, making it just out in the dark, was asked to procure for our

invalids a glass of water. He rushed to the house, banging against the

door, and shouting, “House, house, house, wont you hear, wont you hear?”

The old farmer poked his head out of the window, answering him, “Why,

man, the house can’t talk! what do you want here at this time of night?

I know who you are, you are some of McAllister’s picnickers. I saw you

go by this morning. I s’pose you want milk, but you wont get a drop

here.”

As picnics, country dinners, and breakfasts were then Newport’s

feature, they took the place of balls, all the dancing and much of the

dining being done in the open air. I would here say that as every family

took to these parties their butler, and carried out the wines and all

the dishes, their cost in money was insignificant. We would pay

twenty-five dollars for the farm or grove to which we went for the day.

Twenty-five dollars for the country band, as much for the hire of

silver, linen, crockery, etc., and ten dollars for a horse, wagon and

man to take everything out, making the entire outlay in money on each

occasion eighty-five to a hundred dollars. A picnic dinner and dance at

my farm, furnishing everything myself, no outside contributions, for

fifty or sixty people, would cost me then three hundred dollars,

everything included. What a difference to the present time! I got up one

of these country dances and luncheons summer before last at my farm,

where, under a pretty grove of trees, I had built a dancing platform

from which you can throw a biscuit into the beautiful waters of

Narragansett Bay. Lending the farm to the party, every one bringing a

dish, hiring the servants and music, cost us in money eight hundred and

six dollars and eighty-four cents. There were 140 people present. The

railroad running through the farm, the train stopped on the place itself

within a few rods of the group of trees. Leaving Newport at 2 P.M., in

six minutes we are on the place, and at a quarter of five the train

returned to us, thus ridding ourselves of coachmen and grooms, finding

them all at the railway station when we reached Newport on our return at

5 P.M., to take us for our usual afternoon drive.

But to return to the past. When Newport was in its glory, and outshone

itself, the young men of that day resolved to give me a lesson in

picnic-giving. What they had done well in and about New York, they felt

they could do equally well in Newport, so they sent to the city for

Delmonico with all his staff, and invited all Newport to a dance and

country dinner at a large teahouse some six miles from Newport,

adjoining Oaklands, the then Gibbs farm, later on the property of Mr.

August Belmont, and now belonging to Mr. Cornelius Vanderbilt, being his

model farm, one of the loveliest spots on Newport Island. Delmonico took

possession of this huge barrack of a house, and to work his waiters went

to arrange in the large, old dining-room his beautiful collation, which

was all brought from New York. The entire party were dancing the

cotillion in the front parlor of the house, and grouped on its front

piazzas. As 5 P.M. approached, an irresistible desire, an inward craving

for food, became apparent. Committeemen were beset with the question,

when are we going to have the collation? They rushed off to hurry up

things, and then one by one reappeared with blanched faces, and an

unmistakable anxious, troubled look. Finally they came to me with, “My

dear fellow, what is to be done? Come and see for yourself.” Dragging

me into the dining-room and pantries of the hotel I there indeed saw a

sight to behold. All the coachmen and grooms had made a foray on the

abundant supplies, tumbled Delmonico’s French waiters into the cellar of

the hotel, and locked them up; then, taking possession of the

dining-room, held high carnival. Every mouthful of solid food was eaten

up, and all the champagne drunk; the ices, jellies, and confectionery

they left untouched. As I viewed the scene, I recalled Virgil’s

description of a wreck, “_Apparent rari in gurgite nantes_.” Every

coachman and groom was intoxicated, and, as the whole party at once took

flight to secure dinner at home, the scene on the road beggared

description. The coachmen swayed to and fro like the pendulum of a

clock; the postilions of the _demi d’Aumonts_ hung on by the manes of

their horses, when they lost their equilibrium. The women, as usual,

behaved admirably. As one said to me, “My man is beastly intoxicated,

but I shall appear not to notice it. The horses are gentle, they will go

of themselves.” My old friend, the Major, at once held a council of war,

and it was suggested that all turn in and thrash the fellows soundly,

but prudence dictated that at that work man was as good as master, that

the result might be doubtful; so all dolefully got away in the best

manner possible. The Major thus harangued his old family coachman:

“Richard, I am astonished at you; the other men’s rascally conduct does

not surprise me, but you, an old family servant, to so disgrace

yourself, shocks me.” The reply was, “I own up, Major, but indade, I am

a weak craythur.”

SOCIAL UNITY.